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12:00 AM
@AshleyNunn Oh my?
It's technically after dark, right?
 
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@Fluttershy I guess it is dark here
 
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I've not been paying attention (studying, watching TNG)
 
@AshleyNunn yay for tng
 
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@MattGiltaji I am enjoying it
 
Picard is the best
 
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12:12 AM
"I shall appoint you my executive officer in charge of radishes" - this is my new favourite Picard line. So silly :D
 
I just really like the episodes where he makes speeches, like The Drumhead and The Measure of a Man
 
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I love Picard in serious speech mode
 
@murgatroid99 measure of a man was so good... when riker detaches data's arm...
 
Painting an entire inner frame metallic blue is tedious.
And takes forever.
 
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12:31 AM
Okay, Disaster made for a pretty good episode :D
 
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(Especially Worf trying to deal with labour. That was hilarious)
 
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Q: Why does my Minecraft keep crashing when I use mods?

thealexgamer109I load up the game (or world) and it crashes!! I even tried un-installing mods, and that doesn't work. How do I do this?

 
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Q: Which parts panel contains control surfaces?

Ethan BierleinThe title is pretty self-explanatory. I'm just trying to make a plane, and I can't find control surfaces. Thanks!

 
12:47 AM
@Rapitor Yeah see that pivot point is like no where near the other gif's
 
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Q: why won't void launcher load properly on mac

DhJ132i recently downloaded void launcher. i downloaded the cross platform version made sure that i deleted java 8 and downloaded java 6 then i downloaded the jar file and made sure that had the right version dragged it on my desktop, double clicked it, and it opens a window on my dock for 2 seconds th...

 
1:15 AM
For any programmers, I have a fun PHP puzzle:
$x = '2d9';
$x++;
$x++;
What is the value of $x?
 
Oooh
I need to know my hex better...
 
@RedRiderX sorry, that's not the answer
 
@murgatroid99 '2d911'
 
@MattGiltaji no
 
it really should be an error, but php... so i have no idea then
 
1:18 AM
@MattGiltaji PHP's core philosophy: "When faced with either doing something nonsensical or aborting with an error, it will do something nonsensical."
 
I think there would be two type conversions but I don't remember which it would be.
 
@murgatroid99 4d9?
 
@MattGiltaji no
Hint: almost any reasonable outcome you can think of is more sane than what it actually does
 
@murgatroid99 i tried it online
the most massive wat i've ever seen
 
1332?
 
1:21 AM
3
 
wat
 
Here's why:
 
2d9 -> 2e0 -> 3
 
Does it go with octal or hex?
 
@RedRiderX no
 
1:22 AM
@MattGiltaji Hah
That's amazing
 
i have no idea why, just what the compiler told me
 
@murgatroid99 Or does it abort with something nonsensical?
 
@MattGiltaji the first one is taken from a Perl feature that lets you increment through a list of alphanumeric strings
The problem is that it is only sometimes overridden by the overenthusiastic integer conversion PHP usually does
 
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Q: Why is my Minecraft skin blank?

Adrian Gonzalezyesterday i changed my skin a bunch using the minersneedcoolshoes skin editor and i just updated it today, but when i uploaded it and went on minecraft, it was all black with random white spots on the head. WTH?!?!?

 
Basically, PHP is a collection of poorly implemented copies of features from other languages, integrated poorly into one giant mess.
 
1:25 AM
one of my first jobs was with php ... now that i know better i am eternally grateful that that job didn't last long
 
@MattGiltaji Part of my job is programming a library against the PHP C API
Which is even more of a mess than the rest of PHP's libraries, somehow
Hundreds upon hundreds of lines of undocumented macro definitions spread across dozens of header files
 
@murgatroid99 how do they even write tests against something like that?
or are there no tests for the libraries?
 
> Compile Warnings: 637
Code Coverage: 70.8%
Test Failures: 111
Expected Test Failures: 39
wat
 
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1:29 AM
Apropos of nothing, Snow Crash is a really good book.
 
> Build Status: OK
@Chippies Did you figure out that you can use the USB logo to determine the correct orientation?
 
@murgatroid99 how is the build status ok when there are hundreds of compile warnings and 80 failing tests?!
 
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@Chippies You're a wizard, I am convinced
 
such a mess
 
@MattGiltaji 80 extra failing tests, you mean
 
1:31 AM
@murgatroid99 honestly, I've never had issues with it, but I've seen way too many posts/articles/general internet stuff about people not being able to do it
 
@Chippies That baffles me too
 
@murgatroid99 good point
@AshleyNunn yeah i like neal stephenson's stuff
 
Another fun PHP fact: it is possible to cause a SegFault from the interpreter with only PHP code. This is intended behavior according to the maintainers, and will never be fixed
 
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@MattGiltaji This is the first I have read of his
 
I only wish I had enough devices with USB ports that I could have made a much longer video
 
1:32 AM
@AshleyNunn You should read Diamond Age next
 
@AshleyNunn pretty much i love all his stuff
reamde has a damn cool mmo playing a major part of it
 
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@MattGiltaji I'd encountered it in the wild before, but never thought I would be interested in it, but then I was out of things to read (this happens a lot) and a friend threw me a pile of epubs, and this was the first one that caught my attention
 
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@MattGiltaji I have that one on my ereader now too :)
 
cryptonomicon is also cool, bonus enjoyment if you like wwii and/or cryptography
 
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I like both of those things
 
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1:38 AM
I suspect I will read a bunch of his stuff (with a break soon for my book club book this month)
 
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Q: Please help me with my error

lindseyIn minecraft I go to play in my world and about five minutes later I get this error code. ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Why is it breaking :( Time: 2/9/15 8:40 PM Description: Ticking memory connection java.lang.NullPointerException: Ticking memory connection at cpw.mods.fml.common.n...

 
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omg
 
1:54 AM
Dammit JavaScript. Why is {} !== {}?
 
Why wouldn't it be?
 
@AshleyNunn Hah. I didn't like it. I know a lot of people do, though.
 
@TimStone because 'abc' === 'abc'
 
String literal equivalence doesn't really make the case for object instance equivalence :P
 
@TimStone But {} != {}
It's just a little confusing that some literals are equal to themselves and others aren't
 
2:05 AM
One leg complete! Just another leg, and the waist, and painting is complete!
 
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@StrixVaria Makes up for me not liking non-Mistborn Sanderson so much
 
2:32 AM
@murgatroid99 An object literal is a new object every time, so of course they aren't the same.
{} is the same as new Object()
 
 
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I have recently discovered that I actually really like chai tea. This is blowing my mind.
 
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Q: My MineCraft is crashing when I open a world with Forge. What do I do?

Caden --- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // You should try our sister game, Minceraft! Time: 2/9/15 8:37 PM Description: Unexpected error java.lang.IndexOutOfBoundsException at java.nio.Buffer.checkIndex(Buffer.java:512) at java.nio.DirectIntBufferU.get(DirectIntBufferU.java:248) at net.min...

 
2:59 AM
gah! I am so glad to be rid of comcast
 
@Yuuki Well, I have fiber but thankfully not by Google
 
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@Yuuki I have no idea what this is but the flashing is messing with me and making me nauseated
 
@AshleyNunn Neil deGrasse Tyson dancing.
 
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@Yuuki Ah, I couldn't concentrate on it long enough to see it
 
3:06 AM
 
I'm glad and a bit surprised at how fast this game got popular.
It's not even anywhere near finished
 
@Yuuki I honestly don't know how this hasn't been shut down
 
@Rapitor
 
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3:40 AM
@Ktash jesus hell that is fucking frightening
 
I don't even have words for it. It's just... we're all honestly going to die because of stupid people doing stupid things like this. I mean, really?!?!
 
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I am just really, really fucking glad that tehy changed the pertussis strain in hte TDP vax so I could get thhat one
 
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(for the longest time I couldn't because yay negative interaction with my hydrocephaly)
 
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Q: Is it possible to play rotmg on a google doc?

Slenderest Manbasically, im trying to find out a way to put the game onto a google doc so i can play in school and not be detected by the server logs or be blocked by the web filter

 
4:02 AM
@GnomeSlice mellow and chill, but still intense... that's tough to pull off +1
 
@Rapitor Den5ity are awesome.
More simplify talent haha
 
4:24 AM
@Ktash If that's not satire, I feel sorry for the kids, and those parents should be jailed for child negligence.
 
@Frank I don't think it is. I saw it on one or two sites, and there is a public statement by the California department of public health, so... yeah
 
4:50 AM
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Q: Beat Satan with The Lost, unlocked achievement but not "The Mind". Is it bugged?

James LowtherI beat Satan with The Lost but didn't get the item, only the achievement. Why did this happen? I am wondering if I have to actually win the run (beat The Lamb) in order to get the item. Did something bug out or is it part of the game. Also, it was not a seeded run. Thanks!

 
5:24 AM
Phew. Almost done painting. Just one more limb. That will be done tomorrow.
 
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Q: What army composition should Quatro-Lavaloonian use?

Aidan QuinnI just unlocked my Hounds, so I'm going to try them in the war I'm in. At the moment, I'm using 4 hounds, 16 Loons and 10 Minions. Is this suitable against a well upgraded TH9?

 
@Frank So I have some kinda-sorta-probably-not raiding tier gear in FFXIV now.
Sadly, I'm on a different server.
 
6:01 AM
@Yuuki as long as its not toby effing dingdong
Can not stand that guy
But yeah.. I guess Sony said Marvel and have at it but they are going to retain executive rights to it still.
 
> DAWN OF THE FIRST HYPE
> ~ 72 Hours Remain ~
> (clock noises)
@James He was a nerdy enough Peter Parker, but I'm not sure I liked his Spider-Man as much as I do Garfield's.
Whereas I don't think Garfield's Peter Parker is all that up to snuff.
 
6:40 AM
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Q: How Quickly does the Soil Erode in Banished?

user3554664I read somewhere that planting the same crop over and over again will produce smaller yields overtime, but how do you know when to switch crops? Does it follow the same pattern as farming where they plant something like corn one year, beans the next to return nutrients to the soil, and then leav...

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Q: Let's Guessing Possible Improvements FIFA 16 on September!

user101820More and more rumors said that FIFA 16may release September 2015. And even EA COO, Peter Moore, revealed that EA is working hard to developing the new version of FIFA games. But what will distinguish or surpass FIFA 16 from FIFA 15 on hell? Goalkeepers? Graphics? Or servers for smooth game play? ...

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Q: Playing Red Alert on LAN

user3554664Is it possible to play the original Red Alert on LAN? I've looked up various ways, although I was never able to figure it out.

 
7:15 AM
@Lazers spam, burn with fire
 
7:47 AM
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Q: minecraft pe has stopped saving!

bidderdmy daughter has minecraft pe on an android tablet. Suddenly it's stopped saving on 'quit to title'. My other children have the same set up but no problems on saving. Help! She's driving me crazy with whining!

 
8:16 AM
@TrentHawkins ALso: about a game that is rumored to release in september?
 
8:37 AM
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Q: Using Thrustmaster Dual Analog 4 for every game

Swapnil RastogiI just bought the above mentioned controller and it rarely works on any game, those it works on, works weirdly, like the button mapping is odd, the joysticks don't work. I used x360ce, but that didn't help either, maybe it's because x360cr recognizes the controller as Dual Analog 3.2 and not 4, n...

 
8:53 AM
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Q: Where to buy minecraft original soft toys?

IgorI saw amazing soft toys (plush) and now I want to buy some for my friend. He lives in Cyprus and I'm looking for something that deliviry will cost less than item itself. Can I rely on Alibaba's quality or it worth spending money on original toys from fancy website?

 
9:34 AM
 
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Q: items not hauled to Trade Depot

Fnord23So, the Dwarf traders have arrived. The day that they showed up, I immediately told everyone to start moving goods to the Depot. [q] on Trade Depot [g] move goods and told my broker to haul his ass over too. [q] on Trade Depot [r] request trader at depot By the time the broker finally de...

 
9:57 AM
 
@Blem Ah, the "good" old days.
 
@Blem I don't understand. The answer to the question "can you afford not to?" is "yes". so she's going to quit?
 
the "yes" part is not the answer, it is a new statement
 
I see
I'm surprised smoking caught on with such confusing adverts ;)
 
Lol. CLient being stupid.
"requirement: program can not continue until X is met, show current staus thorugh specific picture"
After delivery: "Bug: Can not continue. See attached image [insert image not fullfilling X]"
 
10:16 AM
I vented all my air to kill off crewmembers to curb overpopulation, accidentally flushed out my commander
shit
 
Meh, it's not like you needed that commander, did you?
 
@KevinvanderVelden He was only giving a 100% boost to every rate, meh
 
See, no need
 
Game doesn't currently penalise you for not fulfilling trade route contracts
/game
1M ore for 1M credits every 5 minutes? No problem.
 
11:09 AM
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Q: Is there any reason to research the same ally twice in kairobotica?

SeamusOnce you've researched an ally, is it a waste to research the same ally again? Or does having more than one help in some way?

 
> Bob Iger, Chairman and CEO, The Walt Disney Company said "While Sony should just give up the rights, so we can start making films people want to see, this will do for now."
 
@MattE.Эллен now that is a burn
 
> Michael Lynton, Chairman and CEO of Sony Pictures Entertainment said "This is the right decision for Sony, because we get what we want, i.e. lots of money."
 
Course, I can't find a citation for that so I'm assuming you made it up?
 
@KevinvanderVelden lol, yes :D
 
11:33 AM
@MattE.Эллен and this is how internet rumors get started =p
Fortunately I don't trust any of you :p
 
It'll be on the Onion by mid afternoon!
@KevinvanderVelden it's for the best
 
11:49 AM
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Q: What is considered movement in Dota 2

Kim MinseoI would like to ask this question as I've been suffering quite badly from Bloodseeker's ultimate, Rupture recently. So I would like to ask, what is considered "movement" in Dota 2? So far, I know that Phoenix's Icarus Dive is considered movement and would take rupture damage. Another follow up ...

 
12:15 PM
@GnomeSlice This is glorious.
I thought to myself "It would be so funny if they formed into some hideous monster", and then they did
10/10 Would watch again
oh my snap @GnomeSlice, I've watched that video about 5 times. It's so good
"JESUS CHRIST"
 
12:37 PM
Stupid shit said on Reddit:
> And people lost their shit back in Oblivion. Today, you have the equivalent of SJWs bouncing around telling you why its a good idea they have all this DLC and that you are lucky.
In response to DLC from Evolve... I... I hate people
Everytime I venture into the defaults I regret it.
 
@Wipqozn People are awful. People on the internet doubly so.
 
I remember the days when SJW meant people who believe in social justice, but are also completely insane. Now it means...whatever anyone wants it to mean, because internet.
 
@Wipqozn I always got SJW and RWJ confused.
 
@fredley I'm not sure what RWJ stands for
However, with that said:
This is some real bullshit.
Fuck everything about this game. I'm so torn.
I do plan to buy it, because I do think the base game is worth $60 and it's a lot of fun...but everything they're doing with their dlc is scummy as fucking hell.
 
@Wipqozn He's an awful YouTube 'personality'. For a while a few years ago he was unavoidable.
 
@Wipqozn At least it's not P2W DLC (from what I see on the picture)
 
Only $6.99 for a skin pack!
 
@Wipqozn Is this EA or what?
 
@Arperum Evolve, developed by Turtle Rock studios, and published by 2K Games.
 
@KevinvanderVelden yeah
 
12:51 PM
$60 game. Also has DLC. $15 for one new monter, $25 for 4 new hunters. or $40 for one monster + 4 hunters. The base game comes with 3 monsters + 12 hunters.
It's an example of everything wrong with DLC
 
I just read an article about the 10 different versions you can currently buy, all with different DLC combos
 
@Sterno Yup
 
@Wipqozn Ok, that's disgusting.
 
The worst part is you have people defending it.
Like I love the game itself, it's a lot of fun. I even think $60 is fair for the base game... but I'm not going to defend their insanely overpriced DLC
 
@Wipqozn I think I read an article that the DLC monsters/hunters were also possibly higher tier, and thus better.
So it would actually be P2W
 
12:53 PM
@Arperum Luckily the DLC won't be available for a few months, so even if they do that bullshit I'll probably have got my moneys worth by then.
 
Oh, the old "Evolution of DLC" image got an update
 
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Q: Space game 2D and 3D mode

George DI am looking for a space game that I used to play years back, it had rpg/adventure elements and when you hit spacebar you toggled from a 2D representation of the solar system or any other system whatsoever to 3D 3 person mode overlooking your aircraft. I vividly remember that to change solar syst...

 
@5pike And it's so goddamn true.
 
@5pike That image is so last year
 
Disappointed it doesn't go back to the 80s and show shareware
@Wipqozn I'm pretty happy he isn't in the Avengers movies. So far it's been pretty impossible to not make a live-action Spider-Man look ridiculous.
 
1:02 PM
@Sterno Ah, shareware
Those were the days
 
strange days of BBSs and downloading games in the same amount of time it took to download porn pics
certainly a lot more anticipation :D
I'm surprised shareware hasn't made a resurgence
 
@MattE.Эллен Free to play. ANd pay X to unlock content.
 
@Arperum true, I suppose. it doesn't quite feel the same, but it is mechanically the same thing
 
@MattE.Эллен That's the whole thing, change a name and you are something completely new. Why do you think companies that have some super bad press change names?
Because it Works
 
it does. but I don't recall shareware ever having a bad name.
maybe the corporations think it's a dirty word, synonymous with amateur
 
1:14 PM
@MattE.Эллен And doing something new is always fancy too.
 
Even if it really isn't new.
 
\o
 
1:22 PM
\o
 
1:33 PM
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Q: How to open Sega .pc files?

pezibcHow do I open Sega .pc files? For "Typing of the Dead: Overkill" the DLC dictionaries are .pc files. I want to see how they work but need to figure out how to open them. Here is one such file: http://inlacebook.com/dlc_dictionaries_dancingwiththedead.pc

 
@Lazers Way off topic.
 
@Frank BUUUUURURRRNRNNNNNRNRRNRNRNRNRN
 
@Rapitor F2P Pirate game out for Android! cc @AshleyNunn
 
I wonder if @Unionhawk is planning to buy Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate.
If he did, then he could be a failure in MH4U in addition to whatever the context of that message was again.,
 
1:44 PM
Or...was F2P. Now it's 99 cents.
 
@Frank Those jerks.
You should beat them up, or something.
Also, did that power rangers game ever release? cc @Frank
I hope you know the game I mean
 
@Frank ? the kairosoft one?
 
Negative. I have no money to buy games.
 
@Wipqozn Chroma Squad? Will release in the next couple of months.
@Rapitor Yep.
 
@Frank Okay
@Unionhawk Donate blood. Or a Kidney. Or work the streets.
 
 
@Wipqozn No! Go inside random houses and break pottery @Unionhawk
 
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Q: Why cant i make my Tinkers Construct iron parts?

JackSo i wanted to make an iron hammer but when I put the parts in it didn't let me make the hammer head?

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Q: minecraft forge 1.7.10 doesn't start

gadgetwhen I try to open the forge_1.7.10.jar file for Minecraft this pops and was wondering if anyone knew how to fix it. The help would be appreciated.

 
@Frank hm, looks pretty good, but according to the reviews kairosoft did a lot of dumb.
 
@KevinvanderVelden oh, that's a good idea.
Yeah, @Unionhawk should do that instead.
 
Insert quote of me saying I'm a walking stereotype here
 
1:49 PM
@Unionhawk You really are.
It's like someone went to the Volcanoes of Stereotypes and forged the perfect stereotype.
 
One broke college student to rule them all
 
Which could mean that the only way to kill you is to chuck you back into the volcano in which you were forged
 
Not it! Someone else can carry him
 
@KevinvanderVelden Why don't we use a catapult?
 
Hmm, I'm more partial to a trebuchet myself
@Uni, how do you want to be tossed in to a volcano?
 
1:53 PM
Feb 5 at 19:07, by GnomeSlice
Tried to make a Trebuchet that fired a bomb.
Made a bomb which fired a Trebuchet
11/10
 
...
$50
 
 
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Q: Own two colonial nations in the same area

Alin StoianAs Ireland I have Holland as a vassal. Both of us have colonized Brazil so there is an Irish Brazil and a Dutch Brazil. Will annexing Holland result in having 2 colonial nations in the same colonial area? Or will the two merge?

 
@Yuuki #gifsfromtenyearsago
 
@Yuuki Elijah Wood would make a good @Unionhawk/.
When we make a movie of this we should really have him play @Unionhawk.
I also should rewatch the lord of the ring trilogy again. so good.
The extended editions of course, because why not.
 
1:57 PM
Hmm... who would play who in the Bridge movie?
 
@Yuuki I'd likely be played by myself, since I'm perfect for the role.
 
@Unionhawk I don't think you can be launched into a volcano with money. You'd need some kind of propulsion
@Wipqozn true, but who will be the stunt turtle?
 
@KevinvanderVelden @OrigamiRobot would love the chance to pretend to be me.
Speaking of which, I haven't seen @OrigamiRobot in the bridge much lately. I hope he didn't decide to quit chat too.
 

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