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19 secs ago, by Ashley Nunn
 
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Now my screen is full of breakfast machines.
 
33 minutes ago's news now, with @Yuuki
 
@GodEmperorDune At least I'm 6 days, 23 hours, and 27 minutes faster than @Wipqozn.
 
12:07 AM
@Yuuki true dat
 
Okay, that was hilarious.
 
Yeah, I bet that @Wipqozn guy is going to post that next Wednesday at around this time
 
 
@Unionhawk starred to find this easier in a week
 
This manga is surprisingly cute for being so bloody.
I guess it doesn't hurt that the main character is that thing up there.
 
12:13 AM
@Unionhawk Well now I'm definitely going to
 
WHAT THE F--K IS UP WITH THAT DOG?!
 
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Q: I cant connect with a ipad 4 and a iphone 4 on minecraft pe

Lucas ChenCan someone please help me? I tried to do what other people did but nothing worked.

 
Here is an amazing song about the tragedy of Daedelus and Icarus. Enjoy.
 
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Q: Bypass Mojang username verification for a Minecraft Server

RubyJunkMy last question was put [on hold] for asking about piracy, and started a flame war about the definition of piracy, reverse engineering, and the legality of modding. I'm not interested in that. What I want is this. I want to be able to have all people logging in to my server from a specific IP...

 
@Lazers2.0 sounds like you are on a highway to the danger zone
 
> Even Master Chicken is going in there. And he's a chicken.
 
@Lazers2.0 Minecraft is not open source. It is just written in Java. So it can be decompiled.
 
@Yuuki I'm worried that this was one of those trailers that purposely showed all the jokes
 
12:40 AM
> Since when does unverified access mean someone hasn't bought Minecraft?
> Since when does having something without paying for it mean that someone didn't buy it?
 
@Lazers2.0 And with that, I'm going AFK.
 
Incidentally, I'm pretty sure the answer is just no, this is not possible
And offline mode has its uses outside this use case (if the auth server is down, you can disable it to bypass it and allow players to connect), but allowing offline mode connection from a particular person is... yeeeeah
 
@Unionhawk There's a good faith assumption that can be made for allowing all users, I think.
It's the, "allow one specific user to bypass verification" that makes it kinda sketchy.
 
Yes
Exactly
 
how's that about piracy?
don't they just want bad words?
i dun play minecraft
 
12:52 AM
They want a particular non-authenticated user to be allowed to connect to their server
And aren't even attempting to give us a bullshit reason like "in case the auth server goes down (it does a lot), I want it in offline mode, however, this is a security risk. Can I whitelist by IP instead to avoid this security risk?"
 
says username verification though? isn't that like a check or something on inapprpriate names? i've seen some people getting banned for that?
 
@Aequitas No, offline mode bypasses the session server, which checks to see if a user has purchased the game
Versus just having the jar files
Which has exactly one legitimate use case in "if the session server is down, servers in offline mode are effectively still up"
 
why is there even a check on offline serverS?
so you can't play minecraft at all if the server is down?
 
I don't understand the question
 
i don't understand this game dw haha
 
12:56 AM
If the session server is down, then servers in online mode cannot verify new authentication tokens, so they deny logins with an error message that the auth server is down try restarting the game and trying again in 5 minutes or whatever
(I forget)
 
is it really so hard to pirate the game that you'd need to ask on here
 
No, setting offline mode and downloading illegally distributed jar files is trivial
This is a weird case where he wants the server in online mode, but allow unauthenticated connections from a particular IP
 
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Q: E:D Powerplay: What makes a system profitable?

DpeifI'm outside my Power's bubble on the map, and not in anyone else's bubble either, just a free system that is up for expansion. Even though it has 2 pristine metallic rings, multiple Resource Extraction Sites of every intensity level, and a big population (shown below), it's labeled as a low-prof...

 
Which is probably impossible, and if it was possible you'd need to modify the server jar file
 
@Lazers2.0 the only way I can see this being somewhat acceptable is if the user in question is, say, behind a university firewall that is blocking his attempts to connect to the auth server with his legitimate account... And then I'd say that the propper course of action is to either have the user talk with the network admins, or find some other way around that problem rather than asking us how to bypass the auth server.
 
1:04 AM
Well this would be easier if we got something other than "fuck you you don't need to know why"
 
@TrentHawkins With said user refusing to provide reasoning, I'm gonna go with, "Someone pirated it and we want to let them onto our server. But only their pirated version."
 
There's that. If they don't want to get into specifics, that's their business... But if we say we need more context lest it be in support of piracy; your options are either explain why, or don't. One of those two may result in an edge case we can help with (Perhaps finding a less pirate-supporting method he hadn't considered). The other option won't get us to change our minds, so don't get snippy with us when your lack of attempts to convince us, don't.
 
That and bypassing the system by deleting and reasking is not the answer
 
When the original asks, "Hey, how can I let one specific cracked version onto my server?", good faith kinda goes out the window.
 
1:23 AM
@TrentHawkins i kinda disagree, you should explain why you want to do something because there could be some other way to solve the problem. They have a problem, they think x would solve their problem so they ask how to do x on here, x is impossible. If they describe their problem other people may be able to provide other possible solutions to the problem that have nothing to do with x.
 
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Q: What is the maximum speed an AMX 40 can achieve over flat terrain?

Adam AroldI've rebought my AMX-40 lately after reading a guide which tries to fix the issues with the tank (it's speed mostly) and I noticed that sometimes I can reach 26-7kmh on flat pavement surfaces (no hard terrain, no slopes). I was wondering what is the maximum speed I can achieve over flat non-resi...

 
1:50 AM
My girlfriend linked that to me. We are opposites, on that chart.
 
@Frank Landing a Falcon Punch just has such visceral enjoyment.
Feels good, man.
 
True, but there's more to gaming than landing the falcon punch.
 
But it feels soooooo good.
 
Nope
No more
 
Same thing with the Warlock Kick.
 
2:00 AM
Bob Ross has 18 sub emotes.
 
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Q: Pocketmine: ops can't craft

Alexander MIm an op on my server, and I can't craft unless I deop myself. Why do I have to deop to craft things? If I don't, it will say that I need to gather blocks to craft.

 
That's a crazy number
 
TIS-100 is on 50% off for GOG's fall sales
 
> this being the last episode of this series" OH APPARENTLY BOB ROSS IS ENDING :(
 
@Unionhawk It should play on repeat forever.
 
2:09 AM
It should.
THE MAN HAS A PET SQUIRREL CLEARLY HE SHOULD PERMANENTLY LIVE IN THE MEMORIES OF EVERYONE
Good news
Apparently series means season
 
There's another season!
 
\o/
 
@Unionhawk Those Brits influencing even great Americans like Bob Ross with their awful dialect.
 
Yeah, damn you @fredley
 
Super Mario Maker kept the Arino Mystery Costume in the US version
That amuses me
 
2:16 AM
The twitch chat on this Bob Ross channel is the only time I've actually enjoyed twitch chat.
 
Speaking of which, there's a Triforce Heroes Mystery Costume now as well
 
@StrixVaria I have it set to local sub mode to reduce the volume of chat
 
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Q: Where can i get a snivy in pokemon X?

davidi have searched up how to do this but all i got was "by trading".but i don't know who would trade me a snivy for a random pokemon in pokemon X.

 
@Yuuki Looked quite intense, but who won?
I mean, it looked like it could go either way
 
2:34 AM
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Q: Can you now obtain different pickups instead of coins in Greed Mode?

pinckermanI'm playing some runs in Greed Mode after the last update patch and I've noticed something different in the last one. Accorging to Rebirth wikia: At the start of each wave, several pennies are dropped on the ground, which Isaac can use in the shop to purchase items and pickups. The more wave...

 
Is he asking about rebirth or afterbirth
How many versions of this game are they going to make
 
10
 
@StrixVaria when the Bob ross thing started it was just normal horrible twitch chat
All kappa and dick jokes
And caps
 
Yeah, it's not actually better. Localsub is a little better
 
@GnomeSlice kappa?
 
2:37 AM
The twitch emoji guy
 
@GnomeSlice apparently they're the same?
 
As I understand it Afterbirth is an expansion to Rebirth or something
 
Because Rebirth it's the game itself and must be used, Afterbirth is the expansion and its tag helps identifying the new features. — pinckerman 8 hours ago
 
2:51 AM
I see, I see.
I feel like an alien
 
Are you an alien?
Is that why your brain is exposed?
 
I see all these people on the bus and I know they have way more problems than me, and way more complicated lives
And I still feel really held back
It's weird
 
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
 
Yeah, you got me.
 
@Unionhawk ack ack ack ack ack
 
3:01 AM
@Unionhawk This movie was so good.
 
I'm surprised it never really showed up for a movie night
 
cc @Yuuki
 
I would make time to attend a Mars Attacks! movie night.
 
Need to start up a scheduling poll again this weekend.
(Movie Night will be in December though)
 
Hmm.
I guess that means we're required by law to suggest Christmas movies
 
3:05 AM
I'm preferring the bimonthly schedule. Even if Movie Night doesn't take up much of my time, I do like having it once every two months instead of every month.
 
Sure
 
It gives more time to find the right weekend and pick the right movie.
 
Yes
I don't care since I can't usually go
 
Instead of haphazardly trying to slap it all together within two weeks.
 
if we are doing christmas movies I am required to submit Christmas Story.
 
3:07 AM
Yes, Christmas Story, and Christmas Vacation are my 2 choices of which ones qualify as good
 
Jingle All the Way is up there too.
 
And Die Hard 1, which is also a Christmas movie
 
no what.
 
A Muppet Christmas Carol is the best Christmas film
 
@GnomeSlice Actually, you're right
 
3:13 AM
Also most of those old Rankin/Bass movies (hint: they made Nightmare Before Christmas as well).
 
That one and George C Scott Christmas Carol are both good Christmas Carol films
 
i.e. Rudolph, Santa Claus is coming to town, The Year Without a Santa Claus
 
(we own... counts 4 different versions: George C Scott, Patrick Stewart, Muppets, and Disney 2009)
 
Also Tim Allen
also How The Grinch Stole Christmas
 
This guy is also a thing, but that's upcoming, and is a "Seth Rogen gets drunk" film
So not only will it not be released, it'll probably suck
 
3:17 AM
Halo 5 is fun but man... spawning needs work
 
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@GnomeSlice The cartoon yes, the live action movie no so much
 
@AshleyNunn Agreed.
 
@AshleyNunn Well obviously
 
Has anybody else watched The Year Without a Santa Claus
too catchy
 
user15026
YES!
 
user15026
3:20 AM
I love pretty much everyting they did
 
> I'd have given him a good one!
ha
 
> Kevin. Kevin I'm talking to you again. No, not you, Kevin.
Goddammit Chris Hardwick
 
3:37 AM
@GnomeSlice every year
 
Good.
 
So who else is staying up waiting for the new KH3 trailer tonight?? Just me. Ok
 
Autoplay videos with audio, you are the worst
 
3:58 AM
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Dota

Proposed Q&A site for dota (Defense of the Ancients) enthusiasts.

Currently in definition.

 
B9B0-0000-00D6-B89C <-- I updated my Bowser Jr.'s Ferocious Fleet map in Mario Maker again.
Now have combination Mushroom/Fire Flower blocks, plus a continue ship halfway through
 
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment if we cant have a separate SE for minecraft, no need fo dota
 
People from other regions who intentionally play on North American servers to troll other players with their bad connections and "epic griefing" are fucking dumb.
 
@Ktash Eh?
 
@Rapitor yes you can't get rid of me
 
4:06 AM
When and where?
 
@Frank 5pm JST Tonight. Likely Youtube if I had to guess
 
@twobugs "troll with bad connections"? Huh?
 
But I'm refreshing KH News sites
 
Oh, jeez. 2 AM for me.
Pass.
 
As a former European resident always playing on NA servers, I have to tell you most of us do it because European servers don't exist, are way behind in content or literally (figuratively speaking) no one plays on them
not to mention, less than maybe 10% of the people I know online are not from NA
also, pretty sure the average internet connection quality in Europe is way higher than the average in the states
 
4:12 AM
Thanks Xfinity
 
@Chippies If you've ever played a console multiplayer shooter you'd know what I mean. Basically, the guy who has a ping of several SECONDS in a peer to peer game
You can kill him, but he always has enough time to kill you as well before the kill registers
 
@twobugs in my experience, those are rarely not from the states
but that's on PC, Idk how console shooters work
 
Oh definitely, but there were three people with profiles that were not in English so I'm guessing it was people from South America (it LOOKED like Portuguese, but I'm no expert)
 
I have never had a console that connects to internet, other than WiiU :P
 
4:20 AM
It just ruins the fun. Especially with how Destiny forces you to do specific things for PVP quests...
 
@Chippies i've never had a console :p
 
@Aequitas that's usually the case with people who were rich enough to own a PC back when they were ridiculously overpriced :P
 
@Chippies LOOOLOLOLOLOL
 
something I just realized...
less than 20 years ago my mom bought an apartment for basically ~10k $
 
@Chippies Yeah, 2 second ping times don't happen in the same continent generally
 
4:23 AM
and a pentium 2 PC was like 5k $
@Unionhawk they do if you have a slow connection and you share it with other people in the house that are using netflix and torrenting and other junk
which is often a case when playing with minors that live with their families
 
Protip don't play against minors? (it's halo) oh. Dammit
I got nothing
 
@Unionhawk the internet has taught me that console shooters are generally populated by minors
 
All I know is @badp gets to unplayable ping a lot, and he's not in NA
checkmate, @Chippies
 
and the internet has taught me that the internet is never wrong
 
TAKE THAT
I think I'm done here.
 
4:26 AM
@Unionhawk I hear @badp gets unplayable ping on LAN
 
i wish it was a couple decades ago! so much easier then fkn 15% interest rate.. now less than 3 fml
 
Yeah, but a couple decades ago I didn't exist
Think about that
Well, that's only mostly true
 
do you know how much money i'd have if the interest rate was 5x higher!!... well 5x more... but a lot!
 
user15026
4:42 AM
playing the "x cost y in time z" thing is fruitless tho
 
user15026
like....yeah probably it was better/different-er/cheaper
 
user15026
but like....compare everything then, like how much people made, etc
 
Plus, compare the fact that 20 years ago already happened
 
user15026
Yeah, we can't really unhappen time
 
If you want to invest 20 years ago, WELL THAT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
I THINK
And even if it was then the economy would collapse, probably
 
user15026
4:45 AM
It strikes me as some Doctor Who level time fuckery
 
@AshleyNunn Not unless we BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!
@Unionhawk Depends on how much you invest.
 
@Unionhawk It's a good way to pay for your reservation at the restaurant at the end of the universe, though.
 
If you drop half a million in Apple, yeah, things will get weird.
 
If it was possible, everyone would do it
If you were the only one who could do it, then that's probably securities fraud
 
Twist: all the 1%-ers are actually time travelers.
 
4:48 AM
No, they've just ascended without resetting
Because that's how it works
 
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Q: mortal kombat x: run cancelling advice

sashangPlease could someone give me some advice on run cancelling. I've watched youtube videos on the topic and they say the run cancel can be buffered. I don't understand this. When I try to run cancel I find if I do it too early, before the animation ends, the run doesn't come out. For example Jason h...

 
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Q: whats the housing space of a golemite

FennekinI was attacking in clan war. In which the Golem exploded into two golemites as usual. But one of the golemite triggered the spring trap and it bounced off. So definitely the space of it is less than or equal to 15(correct me if it isn't 15). So a question arises that what would be the housing of...

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Q: Can I play a game my husband bought on his profile if I have a profile of my own

NicholeCan I play a game from my profile that my husband bought on his?

 
5:42 AM
~20 minutes. Get Hyped
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz thats kinds fuct but he's dead so :/
 
6:14 AM
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Q: Does Golems and Lava Hounds Return to Clan Castle if Golmites or Lava Pups Survive

ModDLIf your cc troops survive an attack they will return to your clan castle at full health. Does Golmites and Lava pups count as Golem or Lava Hound surviving?

 
6:31 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz wut
 
@GodEmperorDune not sure.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz which episode did you watch?
 
All of them.
 
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Q: What Triggers Healers In CC

ModDLWhen defending only troops in the cc that can attack air targets will come out when only air units enter the range of the Clan Castle. Will the healer come out as well or will she stay in the cc even if heros and other ccs are taking damage but no ground troops are deployed by the attacker?

 
@LessPop_MoreFizz i've been in some awkward interviews, but these are something else
actually she's not allowed to ask about military service, not just the arms
 
7:01 AM
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Q: Why WAU created/revived Simon?

ExerionSo basicaly question is - for what purpose does WAU took old legacy sample and put it into random dead body mixed with unigel, causing of Simon's revival? Is it yet another attempt to create proxy or attempt to create new life on station in a way of preserving life? Indeed Simon has no relation t...

 
7:35 AM
@Unionhawk Not Coffee Dad?
 
8:02 AM
@Lazers2.0 is any of that a spoiler?
 
@Aequitas Maybe the part about Toriel? Rest of it seem like a fairly spoiler-free question about the mechanics of pacifist ending(s)
 
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Q: Super Castlevania 4 vs Castlevania bloodlines. Which is better one?

Math BeginnerI heard avgn thinks castlevania 4 is best castlevania series ever, and bloodlines was fun, but not as good as castlevania 4. But I think castlevania 4 is too easy for 8 direction whipping, and sound track is so dark. So I think castlevania bloodllines is better than castlevania 4. what's your opi...

 
@TrentHawkins can you check my edit
is that okay?
 
@Aequitas Seems like a fine edit to me.
 
user58869
8:18 AM
@Rapitor i decided to try it out last night, the graphics are quite nice, but it's a bit boring to me, also when i try to hit the little tokens that drop it's as if i have butter fingers
 
user58869
for me, the most enjoyable part of it was creating a character, you can choose eye shadow, lipstick and nail varnish among other things
 
user58869
that level of detail is often missing from character creation screens that i've seen
 
8:38 AM
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Q: Shovel Knight Instruction Booklet Typo

blacksummerOn page 37 of the instruction booklet it lists the pros and cons for Plague Knight at the bottom of the page. I didn't think too much about it but on the next page it shows Treasure Knight having the same pros and cons. What I'm wondering is this a typo in all versions of the booklet or did I get...

 
@Unionhawk I can play at a ping of 180 just fine. It's jitter that fucks things up
 
9:19 AM
 
@Yuuki These are great, where are they from?
 
> And various of scientists have said, 'Well, you know there were alien beings that came down and they have special knowledge and that's how--'
 
@Yuuki Just don't vote for those alien theorist either?
 
@Arperum Part of me wants him to win the nomination just because I think he has no chance to become president with his stupidity. But another part of me realizes that large swathes of America would vote for him.
 
10:48 AM
@Yuuki I'm not sure what would be worse, blind stupidity like this, or Trump.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Fine... I'll concede "most interesting link" to you.
(Still think mine's pretty good)
I guess I lose points for being off-topic?
 
Possibly, photoshopbattles is also pretty cool though
 
user58869
> “Kim Kardashian: Star Wars”
 
@KevinvanderVelden Oh, I was talking about the link for Indivisible.
Game looks interesting.
 
10:52 AM
@Yuuki yes, photoshopbattles was more interesting to me =p
I don't like fighting games so meh
.. though it's not a fighting game
NEVERMIND
 
... 'Bout to say...
 
(I probably stopped reading after skullgirls)
I think I saw things of the fighting, those enemies look familiar
 
11:16 AM
@fredley Sure!
I have no idea how old @fredley is, but I specifically added in an age field in case anyone decided to make one of these for @Sterno.
 
@Wipqozn @fredley is 28, it says so right in the image
 
@KevinvanderVelden Makes sense to me!
 
@Wipqozn Depressingly accurate
 
Our group is suddenly getting views on facebook
the Arqade Community one
 
user58869
there's an arqade community on facebook?
 
11:24 AM
@Unionhawk I really hope that tomorrow this turns into a Friday troll
@GnomeSlice I've noticed. I blame society.
 
user58869
is there an arqade world of warcraft guild too?
 
@fredley Yes
 
Man, the last post is from 2013
 
user58869
is it official?
 
11:25 AM
Yikers
@Alice Nope.
It was run by a couple of us
mainly @RonanForman
 
user58869
that's nice
 
@Wipqozn Hmm... does "migrating messages to Android Enthusiasts" count as "breaking chat"?
 
@Yuuki no, it counts as hilarious
 
@GnomeSlice Yeah I haven't touched that in years.
 
> Likes:
> Moving messages to Android Enthusiasts
> Dislikes:
> Moving messages to Android Enthusiasts
 
11:38 AM
user image
4
 
I, for one, miss @Wipqalot.
 
I, for two, miss @Wipqalot
 
I think we should ban all non-alot @Wipqozns
 
I just realized that there are a good number of Bridge people who have never seen @Wipqalot.
:(
 
:(
or @RedTubeX
 
11:41 AM
@WIPQOZN THIS IS THE LEGACY YOU'RE LEAVING BEHIND FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS.
 
MEMORIES
 
@Yuuki ='[
@fredley that one I was around for!
 
Ugh. I hate it when you stay up late and then start to get hunger pangs.
Luckily, it's 5:40-ish in the morning so breakfast should be soon.
 
Seeing the @Wipqalot is a rite of passage for inhabitants of the Bridge, since its disappearance their society is breaking down.
 
Whoo, 5 chapters down and 2 more chapters to go.
 
11:44 AM
The adults may be the last ones to ever see one, and once they leave, this knowledge may be lost for ever.
For just $5 a month you can support our @Wipqalot preservation efforts.
 
@RonanForman Aah! But the Bridge's written history is long and extensive, images are also almost certain to be stored
 
@KevinvanderVelden Stop ruining the fundraiser.
 
@RonanForman For just $1 a month you can support the @Wipqozn preservation efforts preservation efforts
 
11:59 AM
@Wipqozn So what's the headcanon version of @PrivatePansy like?
 
@PrivatePansy get a spec sheet
 
But I want your headcanon version of me
 
12:22 PM
@fredley I lol'd
Well that dind't one box at all
Weird
Oh, maybe chat users don't one box
There we go
Are you all happy now?
 
@PrivatePansy THat is much more exciting
There will definitly need to be a joke about your wife in there
I'd do one up now if I wasn't at work
 
Marital Status: Horsey
 
Uuugh, rushing code through because it's super important that it's live by friday so the customer can use a certain webservice. So I was busy uploading it on monday (!), and couldn't find out the production URL for that service (only the testing one)
Today they still don't have one but we'll hear "soon" when it's up
 
user58869
12:43 PM
oh cosmic split i spent many hours playing as child, such simpler times they were
 
user58869
and booty, hours of fun
 
user58869
sigh
 

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