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12:00 AM
@coronus mwahahHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAA
Eddie is refusing to give me gold stamps, that rat bastard
he's like "bitch, bring me lemons" and I'm like "eddie, I can't even afford a single lemon tree" but he's like "lulz lern2farm noob"
 
Well, so much for rifting...
 
then he gives me a bronze stamp A GODDAMN BRONZE STAMP EDDIE
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS SHITTY TREATMENT EDDIE
I GOT YOU YOUR GODDAMN LEMONS
sobbing
then he's just like "I want cookies now. where my cookies at? make them with that super rare mint I like" and I'm like "okay :("
 
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Q: Is it possible to play the Steam version of Quake on Ubuntu?

William GrobmanI understand that playing Quake on Linux requires three things: An engine A launcher The data files (either shareware or registered) The first two have GPL packages available and are as simple to install on Ubuntu as clicking a link in the Software Center. The third is usually obtained by dow...

 
user15026
flops
 
yesterday it was forty apple pies four-ty. that's three hundred and twenty apples I had to harvest. plus that much grain. plus 80 bottles of milk.
what does one man need with forty apple pies?
YOU GONNA GET DIABEETUS EDDIE
 
user15026
12:08 AM
I am at what is supposed to be my sister's OMG awesome birthday/end of term party. There are 4 people here. Me, my sister, her boyfriend, and one other. bored
 
:(
 
user15026
But I have a chocolate bar that has cookie dough in and a different one that has caramel popcorn in
 
@AshleyNunn You forgot one: I'm there in spirit.
 
@AshleyNunn booyah
 
@AshleyNunn In fact, I am the caramel popcorn chocolate bar.
 
12:10 AM
@Yuki creeeepy
 
user15026
sorry. I chewed part of your bottom half off.
 
@agent86 That's how I roll: creepy but well-meaning.
 
was it delicious?
 
user15026
Very.
 
user15026
@yuki tastes yummy
 
12:13 AM
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Q: Is it possible to play Portal 2 on PS3 in splitscreen with two Steam accounts?

crazedgremlinMy girlfriend has a PS3 with Portal 2 and our Steam accounts are friends. Is it possible for us to play in splitscreen mode on the PS3 while saving our progress to our respective Steam accounts? We would like to be able to play together on the PS3 when we are in the same city, but also be able ...

 
this needs to be closed as dupe of this, and not this, like I did
 
@Lazers Nope Well now that I think about it...
Probably nope
 
I CAN'T
OMG
new. movie.
tom. hiddleston.
can't. do.
 
Oh, neat. They added $5 credit to every user's Comixology account
 
And he's back to black hair swoon
CC @AshleyNunn
 
12:24 AM
@PrivatePansy Wait really?
 
@PrivatePansy too bad there isn't anything I want to buy at the moment
@RedRiderX look at your email. Although it may only be for iOS users
 
@MBraedley Also for the Android version. It's the announcement email for version 3.6
 
@PrivatePansy hmm, it's only mentioned in the email for iOS for me.
Will the android app update automatically, or do I have to download a new one?
 
@MBraedley Will probably push the update eventually
 
Google Play updated it automatically
 
12:30 AM
@RedRiderX it's a new app on iOS, which is why I asked.
have to download all my comics again too.
 
I don't see it mentioned here
 
Yeah, that's the same email I received
 
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Q: What's the duration of seasons in Reign of Giants DLC?

user1306322I'm playing it now and the summer abruptly ended by turning into winter on about 27th day. But now that it's day 32, it's raining, which looks kinda like spring, but when the rain stops, it becomes freezing cold again. What seasons last for how long and what are the environmental effects to be a...

 
The iOS email was explicit though.
 
Hmm
 
12:34 AM
Do you have the $5 credit?
 
I can't tell
Where do you tell in the app?
 
I can't tell in iOS. I think they removed the actual in app purchasing from the iOS app. I can only add to wish list, there isn't an actual purchase button
 
$5 store credit is only until 25th May, according to the email
 
But...
Didn't I only get this email today?
 
12:39 AM
Amazon has never been a fan of giving Apple money though, so that's probably the impetus.
 
I thought I did
 
I logged into the store on my browser, and noticed the credit is already added
 
@PrivatePansy Today?
 
But today is the 26th
 
12:41 AM
@spugsley Wow
 
@SaintWacko yeah O-o
 
@RedRiderX I live in the future
 
user15026
@spugsley swoon
 
@AshleyNunn I know. I can't handle it.
 
@PrivatePansy You mean the past?
 
user15026
12:46 AM
It is improving my night
It is definitely making my night better
 
So I didn't see the credit until I checked out. Found there were a few issues of Morning Glories that I haven't bought yet. Not that I'll read them until the summer
 
THIS IS SO WEIRD
 
Anyway $5 isn't that much. Perhaps 5 issues, when they go on their $0.99 sale
 
SHE IS SURVEYING THE MEN LIKE CATTLE
 
Any recommendations?
 
12:51 AM
@PrivatePansy do you (or have you) used the iOS app? I think it's a concession for removing in app purchases on iOS.
 
@MBraedley No. Never had an iDevice. Here's the email they sent me: e.comixology.com/pub/sf/….
 
sanctuary guardian is fuct
 
Okay, I guess they just didn't want to tell me twice
 
@RedRiderX O_O
 
AAAAAAAAAAND SHE PICKED RIKER
WOW
 
12:55 AM
@RedRiderX I... uh... huh?
Star Trek's Riker?
 
@PrivatePansy YEP
TNG S02 EP19
GUESS WHOS GETTING MARRIED
 
That's ... not the horribly sexist episode?
 
is that luxwana troi or whatever?
 
IM NOT SURE
@agent86 YEP
 
yeah.
episodes with her in them were always... awkward
 
12:58 AM
@SaintWacko you guys still playing?
 
If Luxwana is there, then it's not the episode I originally thought you were referring to
 
SHE IS NOW FLIRTING WITH THE HOLODECK PEOPLE
 
The only problem with Comixology switching to its own IAP system is that now it can't display prices in my local currency
 
UUUUUUUUGH
 
Google Play's API allowed for that, apparently. Also, is implementing your own IAP and charging the user's credit card directly against any sort of ToS for these apps?
 
1:00 AM
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
 
user15026
People arrived. They are talking farms and farming and not in like a simfarm sebse
 
user15026
I am so lost. This is so far out if my realm.
 
@AshleyNunn Hmm what's the occasion?
GEUSS WHOS NOT GETTING MARRIED NOW
 
@RedRiderX I'm going with Riker
 
BUT AT LEAST SHE STOPPED SOME SUICIDE BOMBERS
 
user15026
1:03 AM
@redriderx my sister's birthday /end of term/housewarming thing
 
@AshleyNunn if you need to laugh you can get on steam and I can make you laugh :p
 
Well, that was quite an episode.
@AshleyNunn Heh this happens to me so often
@AshleyNunn Also happens to me a lot
 
user15026
@redriderx yeah I wondered if you might have experience with this. :) this is the one time I don't hate mobile chat because you people are keeping me sane
 
DATA PLAYS POKER AGAIN
DATA BENDS FOLDS
OOH SPACE CHIPS
 
Has Data played poker with the only person to ever portray themselves in an episode of Star Trek?
 
1:09 AM
@AshleyNunn Heh mobile chat might help me except where I have to do those events wifi is a pipe dream
@MBraedley ?
 
@RedRiderX that's a no, then. I'll check which episode it is
 
DOES DATA PLAY POKER WITH SPACE OPRAH!?
 
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Q: Is it possible to go through Cyrodil and get into enemy faction zones in ESO?

khanahkPlease advise. Friend and I want to venture into Daggerfall/Ebony territory and IDEALLY be able to do quests there. Is this possible? To interact with their NPCs etc.?

 
It's not until the end of season 6. You'll know it when you see it
 
I SEE
OR DO NOT
IN THIS CASE
 
user15026
1:11 AM
@redriderx I got lucky, my family likes their Internet for... I don't know what
 
Suffice it to say, the holodeck was involved
 
@AshleyNunn FACEBOOK?
 
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!
 
YOUTUBE?
REDTUBE?
13
 
although I don't think I'm getting any points in my pool off that
 
1:13 AM
WHY IS THE DOCTOR ALWAYS A GUEST STAR?
 
@RedRiderX crusher will be back as a regular
 
user15026
@redriderx Facebook, maybe.
 
But she is a guest star on every episode for like a whole season
 
@RedRiderX Pulaski is, yes. She was only on for the one season (and maybe a few more episodes here and there)
 
A HALF KLINGON
KEWL
OOOH AND SHE'S GOT A BEEF WITH WORF
DOUBS KEWL
@RedRiderX WHO STARRED THAT WHY WOULD YOU STAR THAT
 
1:18 AM
yeah. weird klingon sexy times are coming.
 
:o
 
@agent86 spoilers!
@RedRiderX I blame @GnomeSlice
 
@MBraedley this is the kind of thing I think you need to be prepared for.
 
@agent86 not for me, I saw that episode years ago
 
@MBraedley I meant "he" needs to be prepared for.
if I was sitting over his shoulder I'd be like "okay, and this is the part we fast forward past and pretend we didn't see."
 
1:22 AM
@agent86 :oo
OOOOOH SHE IS A SPOILERS
 
Basically, don't bother watching the second season finale
 
I don't think anything for a series that ended 20 years ago can be considered a spoiler.
 
where was the clip show episode?
 
@MBraedley :/
 
that one was horrible
 
1:24 AM
"Shades of Grey"
Oh my
 
yeah, that one.
like, wow pointless.
"lol we ran out of money. here, let's film 5 minutes of footage and cut it together with clips we already showed"
 
@agent86 Huh
 
but THAT SEASON 3 FINALE HOLY CRAP
 
sparks fly
 
like, you can't imagine what it was like having to wait for the next season after that
 
1:26 AM
ping ping
self-loathing follows
frustration abated by fighting to the death with multiple bad-asses while wielding only a claw glove
 
claw gloves ftw
never saw a problem that couldn't be solved by a good claw glove to the FACE
 
@agent86 I still prefer the season 6 finale
 
AHAHA
 
@MBraedley ehhhh, that one was okay I guess
 
So... My mom and my aunt asked me to teach them how to play beer pong tonight...
 
1:31 AM
not amongst my favorite eps
@Fluttershy O_o
 
@agent86 more so for the cliffhanger than anything
 
you guys gonna play some call of duty afterwards?
 
@agent86 That was my reaction as well!
 
DAT SKULLFACE
WAIT
WAT
WAAAT
OH GAWD
WAT
 
yeah. sorry. I tried to warn you :(
 
1:34 AM
OH GAWD
 
there's like, permanently neurons in your brain devoted to storing those images. when you are old and on your deathbed, you will remember that and go GODDAMMIT
 
1 hour ago, by MBraedley
this needs to be closed as dupe of this, and not this, like I did
 
OH GAWD
 
Because those questions need more close votes
 
user15026
@fluttershy do you at least get decent beer?
 
1:36 AM
@AshleyNunn there is no such thing when playing beer pong
 
OH WOW
THAT WAS...
 
Woo, empty net goal. Too bad I don't have Letang in my pool
 
user15026
@mbraedley who is playing?
 
Pens and blue jackets
 
@AshleyNunn I always have decent beer. :P
 
1:41 AM
At least her costume is kind of neat
kind of
 
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't want to write this part
it's so BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
 
Make it not boring
 
easier said than done
this is the part where I'm just writing to get through it. If I try to embellish I'll end up stopping for another 6 months
 
Take a break and go rifting
 
user15026
@fluttershy one of the many reasons I love you ;)
 
1:44 AM
@MBraedley I think I will
 
Daw poor Worf
@MBraedley Wait so according to this S2 ruined everything that was good about S1?
That's not what I hear from people
Worf puts together model ships?
Oh wait he doesn't anymore
 
2:03 AM
I don't think the series really got good until season 3 or so. the first couple seasons were just weird, imho. there's a few good eps, but overall it's kind of low production values and other odd stuff going on
 
@RedRiderX There was nothing good about season 1
 
Aww I don't know about that
But I haven't even finished S2 yet
 
2:33 AM
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Q: How to get rid of bounty in skyrim?

AdderMe, being new to Skyrim, accidentally punched someone and received a bounty of 40. Then, I said "I would rather die than go to jail" to a guard, not knowing this would make everyone hate me and attack me. How can I fix this without resetting my game or anything like that?

 
The stars list is so weird tonight.
And oddly suggestive.
 
@RedRiderX Par for the course for the Bridge, then
 
@PrivatePansy true
 
user15026
2:50 AM
I can only see one star on this netbook
 
user15026
even with the zoom making everything majorly small
 
user15026
It is holy crap cold in hte room I am staying in. piles on all hte blankets she can find
 
user15026
My room is glowing orange because they made a giant fire (multiple skids, lots of propellant).
 
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Q: Converting .java to .class errors for Minecraft mod

user3451280Recently I started making a personal modpack. I ran into a block ID conflict and decided to fix it. I figured out how, and managed to change a .class file to .java so I was able to edit it. Now comes the issue. When I try converting my files from .java to .class using the command prompt javac c...

 
3:14 AM
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Q: What does 'unused loot' mean in the Horde ability in Dungeon Quest

rikitikitikThere are different pet types in Dungeon Quest (iOS and Android) and each pet type has a main ability unique to them. For imps, the ability is Horde: Picks up normal and unused loot and converts to rarer items. I've seen an imp get a normal (white) drop and convert it to a magical (blue) ...

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Q: Is there anything special about Luigi appearing during the start of some games?

Jeff MercadoIf you are paying attention at all when playing through the game, you'll notice that Luigi will appear every once in a while in some games at the start and just walks off screen. It doesn't seem like anything else of importance, just quick nudges to remind us that Super Luigi Bros. is included i...

 
This doesn't seem like a great question
thoughts?
 
3:37 AM
-1
Q: Minecraft Launch Problem

MattyI have a Acer Aspire One laptop from 2005 with windows 7 on it the minecraft starts to launch and then never plays, how can i fix this?

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Q: More Character Dialog in TF2?

scarothjagarothI love hearing the voices of the classes in TF2, but I feel like I never hear many of the sound clips. Is there any way to increase the incidence of character speech in TF2? Mods and such are ok. Thanks.

 
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3:59 AM
@Lazers i've never played tf2, even though i've had it for a few years now, it came in a bundle of games i got on steam and since i only got the bunlde for a few specific games i didn't install it, not enough room on my hard drives to install everything, it's probably a good game that i would enjoy too
 
user58869
so many games so little space
 
@Alex TF2 is free.
But yeah, it's an enourmous download.
 
user58869
@GnomeSlice it ended up in my library after i got a bundle of games that included half life... i think
 
user58869
half life 2
 
user58869
i can't remember how much i payed for it
 
user58869
4:04 AM
seemed like a good deal at the time
 
user58869
i haven't played most of them actually
 
user58869
counter strike was in there too
 
user58869
i've seen that mentioned a lot all over the place
 
user58869
but i'm not at all curious about it
 
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Q: Will Touchstones be wasted if I touch more than one before death?

user1306322I don't remember if I activated a Touchstone after dying last time, and I found another one. Something tells me that things may go wrong if I have more than 1 Touchstone activated simultaneously. How do I find out if there is an activated Touchstone? What happens if there are several Touchstone...

 
4:30 AM
HOME IS WHEREVER I'M WITH YOU
 
4:52 AM
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Q: GTA 5 Switch glitch

DatGlitchDoeSo I play as I normally do,and then after about 2+ hours later I instantly get switched!I didn't press the button either,but when I do, 50% of the time it switches and then I fall under the map.I have to die and waste my gta 5 money to play normally for awhile until it does it again.Can anyone h...

 
Wee! Floor 90 in the Via Infinito. Just ten more to go.
 
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Q: How does Slark's autoattacks go trough Pugna's Decrepify?

KroltanI've just played a match (62958817) with Pugna which had a enemy Slark. In multiple occasions, when he was about to attack me, I'd use Decrepify (immunity to autoattacks + can't autoattack + 40% more magic damage received) to defend myself, but it seems that either applying it to him or myself is...

 
5:38 AM
0
Q: How do I disable multiplayer?

DrTwoxI had a look at multiplayer in Dark Souls 2 and now every time I start the game it starts up in multiplayer mode. I want to go back to single player only. Is there a way to do this in game or by editing a configuration file?

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Q: Skyrim how get Alteration: Paralysis

DatGlitchDoeHow do I get paralysis?I am a 100 Alteration. I've been searching for it,I have checked the Winterhold College and every single city that has a mage that sells spells.Is it a glitch?I've reloaded and even made a new character.

 
5:54 AM
@StrixVaria I wrote about 1800 words today :D Yay!
 
6:11 AM
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Q: What is the quickest way to kill everybody?

kalinaAfter a bit of practice I am now easily getting to a point where my plague infects the entire planet. I am finding that with symptoms like Total Organ Failure and Comas that my plagues have a medium level of lethality and while everybody seems to die off pretty quickly I was wondering if thes...

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Q: What actions result in gaining DNA?

kalinaDNA in Plague Inc is used as a resource for purchasing additional mutations. Throughout the game I have noticed that various actions (like devolving on normal difficulty or popping bubbles) result in gaining DNA but I have also noticed that there seem to be other non-obvious actions that result i...

 
@spugsley wowzers
 
Wauzers?
 
 
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7:31 AM
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Q: Are there any Minecraft username generators for available names?

o_OI'm trying to buy Minecraft for my son and I've spent an hour typing in random letters and numbers and every single one is taken. All over the internet I see people talking about how many people are registered for Minecraft as an excuse, but I don't have trouble on ANY popular site finding usern...

 
 
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9:12 AM
Twitter: allow header images of 1,500×1,500 px; compress them horribly to fit a few kilobytes.
 
10:02 AM
@badp Newsflash: Things powered by the sun don't work as well when there isn't as much sun
 
user58869
@KevinvanderVelden they're doing it wrong
 
@Alex and how are you going to power something by the sun when there isn't enough sun?
 
user58869
@KevinvanderVelden it would be better if the energy was stored somewhere and used later, so that during the night the things can still work. also, the amount of energy the things use should be as low and as efficient as possible
 
@Alex ... this is exactly what they are doing, congratulations
They painted the road with phosphorescent paint
 
user58869
@KevinvanderVelden if they are doing that then what is the problem?
 
10:06 AM
@Alex output = input * efficiency
efficiency = large, input = small, guess what the output is?
 
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Q: Dark souls 2 how to return to human form and restore full health

ElectricRougeI am playing dark souls 2 on pc this is my first dark souls game. I haven't played the first part. At the beginning in the tutorial level where you have to jump. I fell down couple of times my character face has become ghoulish and my max health is reduced by some 25%. How do I return to human fo...

 
user58869
@KevinvanderVelden i see, what you're saying is that the phosphorescent stuff needs the sun to charge up? and if theres no sun theres no way they can charge up?
 
user58869
i didn't realise
 
user58869
i saw your words and immediately thought of solar panels
 
@Alex which would also require sunlight to work =p
 
user58869
10:10 AM
@KevinvanderVelden point i was making is that the goal should be to have a solar panel that is sufficient on a cloudy day
 
@Alex true, but you can't capture more then you get in
And the idea behind this is that it is more efficient then solar panels because the paint is both the "solar panel" and the light
So you don't need twice the space to have solar panels
Also, far cheaper
 
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Q: Stuck On GTA HELP PLEASE

user75334I'm stuck on GTA playing as Trevor, I've done all the bail bonds I have the achievement Alive Or Alive but since doing all that I haven't had any other missions to do or haven't received a call in game. Someone help me please

 
10:30 AM
@agent86 Not to mention the writing around it that was even worse.
 
10:58 AM
@spugsley Wow that's a lot for one day! Awesome!
 
11:14 AM
HELLO
 
MY EXCESSIVE EXPERIMENTATION HAS MADE ME BELIEVE I NEED TO MOVE TO GREENLAND TO BE SAFE FROM RAPIDLY MUTATING PLAGUES
 
WE HAVE ALERTED GREENLAND AUTHORITIES TO MOVE TO MADAGASCAR AND SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
 
@kalina That does not go well with the "warm climate" ideas, I'm afraid.
 
no but it reduces the chances of infection if the plague starts in literally any other country in the world
I'm getting awfully good at wiping all of these people out, maybe I should stop playing games and try the real thing
 
11:24 AM
@kalina I don't think that's a good idea, there's not enough fire in that method
 
@kalina ... >.>
 
11:37 AM
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Q: How to lock camera in Dark Souls 2?

iberI want default 3rd person view without any hassle. Is this possible and how?

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Q: Starcraft - Starbattle - Whats the point of the quantum reactor for the Colossus. When is the best time to get it?

DisplayNameI'm a passionate Starbattle player and was wondering how I would go about finding out when the best time was to get quantum reactor which gives 25% shield recharge during sustained fire vs 0% under sustained fire. It costs 150 minerals. My view would be to get it from the get go since it its a p...

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Q: slash'em GUI for mac

ThijserI wanted to try and play a version of slashem on mac. However I cannot find a version of slashem that doesn't require PowerPC support. Is there a good gui version of slashem available anywhere? I have already found a slashem port and got cocao running as well however cocao does not have slashem ...

 
12:07 PM
More detail here
 
12:31 PM
Hey al-
@RedRiderX PEOPLE ARE STILL STARRING THAT WHY WOULD YOU STAR THAT
4
 
@RedRiderX ... because bridge?
Why does anything happen in the bridge
 
@kalina Easy game since they nerfed Madagascar
 

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