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12:01 AM
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Q: What are some commands on mcpe like how to change from day to night

BenI don't know any of the basic commands for Mcpe what are some that are useful?

 
Note to self: assassinate current pope within next 24 hours to make @badp look like a liar.
Okay, on my to do list.
 
@GnomeSlice really nice looking stuff
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Elections would take more than 24 hours
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz inb4 NSA
 
@RedRiderX Yeah, looks awesome.
 
12:08 AM
@fluttershy pffffftt. The NSA doesn't care about the pope.
 
@RedRiderX I'd heartily suggest Outwitters, but I don't think it's available on Android, sadly.
 
They're probably spying on him extra hard because he's a filthy commie.
 
obv
 
And you'll forgive me for not being impressed by the cyber intelligence capabilities of the Swiss Guard.
I mean, they're Swiss. How good at this shit can they really be?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Hey, hey, you could take their technological disadvantage as an actual advantage. Where there's none, how would the NSA infiltrate it? ;)
 
12:11 AM
Magic.
And sorcery.
 
Mostly sorcery.
 
Well, that is awkward.
 
>_>
 
@feichinger please vote primarily opinion based.
 
12:13 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm the too broad vote.
 
I swear to god if that gets closed as anything but dupe of pe, I am going to sic @badp on you.
 
Because that would be wonderful.
 
link?
 
I ain't afraid of no @badp.
 
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Q: What are some commands on mcpe like how to change from day to night

BenI don't know any of the basic commands for Mcpe what are some that are useful?

 
12:14 AM
151512
 
We're not doing this again. Not on a not-meta question, anyway.
 
To be fair, this time was purely accidental.
 
@FEichinger What's even more beautiful is that the two dupe votes are targeted at different questions.
 
@Yuki I know, right!
 
@unionhawk you're saying this like this is the sort of good dupe that will actually help google results.
 
12:15 AM
I can't tell you how much I want to vote "opinion-based".
 
(It's not. It's really not.)
 
True enough
 
@Yuki Well, it would get closed as Dupe anyway.
 
not unless I vote!!
 
@badp Well ... so ... okay.
 
12:16 AM
@badp Then we get to cry mod abuse!
We love to do that!
 
Only a few more hours~
 
Really, is second on my list of "things I hate", behind .
Because it's always "Why can't I multiplayer" or something
 
MY JAWA IS BROKE MINECRAFT SUPERTERAMODPACK WONT WROK HERES ERROR GOBBLEDYGOOK HOW TO EVERYTHING OUT PLZ
 
I suppose too broad works technically too. Meh.
 
 
12:20 AM
@Unionhawk I'm too lazy to dig up my quote.
 
As long as the "I think that close reason is wrong let's reopen it" patrol doesn't show up.
 
Also, lol@closereason
I WIN. I WIIIIIIIIN! HAH!
 
WHY DOES MINECRAFT NOT WORK WHEN I OPEN ITS INTERNALS AND REPLACE RANDOM BITS OF IT WITH OTHER THINGS FROM THE INTERNET I JUST WANT LAZER SHOOTING PONYCORNS ADOPTING TURTLES VOMITING DIAMONDS IN MY SKY WORLD THIS SHOULD BE EASY
 
@badp ALSO I'M 10 AND I DOWNLOADED THIS OFF OF SOME SITE
 
@badp I GAT IT FROM THE INTERWEBZ, THAREFERE IT HAZ TO WERKZEZ.
 
12:24 AM
@badp I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPEN PLZ HELP >:(
 
HERES THE LOG FIGURE IT OUT

Java NullMemoryAccessException: Invalid reference to uninitialized OhGodPleaseKillMeNow variable
at WhatTheFuck:23 in Logic.Trooleans
at wiS:24 in MWi3q2
...
(I haven't touched Java in a while, deal with it)
 
But actually, the world would be a better place if we had a "please don't just throw a bug report at us" close reason.
 
@Unionhawk Twenty four hours?
Maybe even less!
 
Maybe who knows we'll see?
 
Well it's time we rule out one more thing. We are not, in fact, counting down to the general international availability of a pizza download service.
 
12:29 AM
@badp Go burn in Michigan for not giving us that.
 
Soon we will be able to will them into existence through the Oculus VR or compatible technologies. Tomorrow is not that day.
Since I'll be going to sleep, I will also point out that we are not counting down to a social media rebranding of our leveraged synergistic presence on Quora. You will still have to have the magic link to see past the first answer. I think it's for the best.
I'll also exclude that tomorrow will see the release of the first car operating entirely on delicious internet tears. I know @TimStone is hard at work to make this happen, but he does not have nearly as much tears for testing and, perhaps, this announcement will help turn this into reality.
Finally, also not happening is the shutdown of the Government of Trinidad and Tobago for excessive snowfalls. Our T&T users can sleep soundly.
I hope this information dump will give you an easier sleep.
Please take a moment to appreciate how large the moon is in the sky tonight. Did you know that if it were to be pulled right into the Earth, it would most definitely not do so in a linear fashion? I figure the distance would decrease exponentially. It could probably take just a few hours...
 
nope
still not asleep yet
I hate my life
 
@kalina darn...
@kalina too bad :)
 
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Q: Can a Demoman's charge be back blasted?

Mark RogersWith the Chargin' Targe or the Splendid Screen the Demoman can charge causing a variety of effects, but mostly propelling the Demoman forward. Recently while playing Hightower I charged a Pyro while being air juggled with successive back blasts. Usually the charge is a good way to escape an a...

 
12:40 AM
I can't get no sleep
 
if I click this and it's Rebecca Black, I will suicide and spent the rest of your life throwing your shit around the room
 
@kalina No, you will not. Also, it isn't.
 
I'm afraid you might just be wishing it was.
 
I'm listening to this atm:
because its lyrical content is weird
 
12:42 AM
@kalina I was gonna joke about how a link to that would be inevitable ...
 
2 mins ago, by kalina
I can't get no sleep
 
@kalina Yes, precisely because of that line!
Inevitable.
 
It's okay, GEMA comes to the rescue.
 
what came first, me listening to the track or me posting the core hook to chat
 
@badp True indeed. Wait, no, sorry, I forgot that I'm not allowed to comment on GEMA.
 
12:43 AM
@FEichinger huh. okay.
 
@kalina Probably the post.
 
you're wrong
 
@badp Family matter, ironically.
@kalina Huh, go figure.
 
@FEichinger ooooooooh. I'm sorry about that.
 
you're "huh"'ing a lot atm
what is GEMA
@badp what the...
 
12:44 AM
I wonder how a contract between somebody else in your family and a third party can possibly bind you to some sort of NDA, but fine.
@kalina It's what appears on YouTube instead of songs for about half music videos on YouTube when you're in Germany
 
@badp No, no, that's not it.
But I can't comment on it either way.
 
I have thankfully never heard this before
and never want to hear it again
you need yourself a proxy
 
@kalina GEMA is a media licensing agency, essentially. Represents artists' rights and enforces them.
If I go into more detail, I'll say things I shouldn't say, though.
 
It's honestly not that bad; I mean, it only blocked about three videos I've tried to load in those six months
 
12:46 AM
or a vpn
 
One of them being Rick Astley's.
The third is that one.
The second I don't honestly remember.
There's some kind of Chrome extension to work around that transparently anyway.
 
sadly it hasn't crossed my mind to stop it yet
 
@badp I think that was the other time you told @kalina to come here to be saved from a YT video.
 
even though my brain keeps sending MAKEITSTOP signals
 
@kalina too late...
 
12:49 AM
@kalina that song has something weird to it.
unless you're speaking of something else.
 
that video makes me think of the planet Miranda, and then starting a bar fight
 
@badp Dang! There goes my Christmas wish.
 
@Wipqozn You may make another one.
Surely there are other totalitarian elective monarchies out there.
 
@badp I could become a SE moderator! I hear that they have absolute power, and that they can be as corrupt as they want!
 
What are the chances?
 
user15026
12:56 AM
@Wipqozn I'm not corrupt.....
 
@AshleyNunn Saying you're not corrupt just proves you're corrupt!
 
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Q: Which Pokemon have a different ability in a horde?

C-dizzleIs there a way to tell which Pokemon in a horde has a different ability than the others? Here is my dilemma: I've come across a horde of 4 Tauros and 1 Miltank. I get 2 notifications on my screen about Tauros' ability Intimidate. So that leaves me 2 out of the 4 Tauros that might have their hidd...

 
user15026
@badp supreme disappointment
 
@AshleyNunn considering the majority of those events I'm fairly happy
 
user15026
1:04 AM
@badp I am just sad you keep telling me so many things won't happen....what's left to happen tomorrow? :P
 
@AshleyNunn I can't do the same mistake Valve is making with HL3!
Plenty of things remain undenied. So many stones unturned!
 
user15026
@badp starts looking under all the rocks
 
Here's what might just happen: @AshleyNunn becomes total supreme empress of known universe, outlaws numbers, retires to uncountably many cakes.
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user15026
@badp I do hate math an awful lot.
 
user15026
And I was kinda planning to make cake tomorrow. Or sugar cookies.
 
1:06 AM
@AshleyNunn How much? :P
 
user15026
@badp all the much
 
user15026
I am pro much at math hate
 
@AshleyNunn Infinite hate? Is such a thing even possible?
 
@badp Now I want a cake clicker game, starring @AshleyNunn.
 
@Frank but how will you do that without numbers?
 
user15026
1:08 AM
@badp Wait and find out :)
 
@badp Cakes are numbers, right?
 
@Frank so cakes are outlawed?
 
user15026
@badp never.
 
@badp Just make the cakes different sizes. Little = 1, slightly larger = 10, etc., etc.
 
@badp hate / 0 love = infinite hate
 
1:10 AM
@AshleyNunn how do you feel about cakecoins?
is it math or not math?
 
user15026
@badp I vote we count alphabetically
 
@kalina THIS IS WHY 3-LETTER PINGS ARE A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY
 
@MBraedley hate / 0 love = hate (1/hate) / 0 = pure infinite
 
ok @ste
 
1:11 AM
@kal
 
@bra
 
Come up with something?
I came up with the car being the most valuable.
 
@OrigamiRobot Slightly less than a month now! GET HYPED
 
I was all "What the hell is she talking about?" until I finally figured out you were trying to ping @SteveV.
 
@ste we are trying :P
 
1:12 AM
@Sterno Thank you!
 
@Wipqozn HYYYPE
 
Let me link you to what i have so far.
 
Poor Steve is getting so many pings now
 
@ste don't forget there are some safes that randomly spawn
 
@Wipqozn Also, you're the worst ever because I still can't find my 3DS
 
1:12 AM
@Sterno just give up already
 
I just found out that my first panic attack program meeting is on the same day as Lightning Return's release. :S
 
@ste although if you're only interested in grenades then that's not really important I gguess
 
There is no excuse for three-letter-pinging. Except for ... being on mobile cha-- wait, no, there's no excuse for being on mobile chat either.
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ok @fei
 
@kalina ... I hate you. I hate hate hate you.
 
1:14 AM
@FEichinger Mobile chat does not prevent people from typing extra characters. I do it all the time!
 
@FEichinger what if you're pinging FAE?
 
Next thing you know, she'll start dropping the capitalization of "I" and abbreviate "you are" as "ur"
 
yesterday, by FAE
I'd like to say for the record that I am in no way, shape, or form bothered by 3 letter pinging.
Dammit @badp inb4 me
 
@badp I had that written up originally, but scrapped it because she isn't around.
 
1:14 AM
My process was "how many skylights do i have to shoot out AFTER grenading three stores"
 
@sterno i dnt knw wat ur talkin bout
 
@Sterno No, no, she'll first start with "your".
 
I should change my nick to bp_ just to mess with @feic
 
I think @badp's countdown is to when my brain explodes.
 
Yup
SPOILERS
 
1:16 AM
In other news, my daughter thinks What Does The Fox Say is the best song ever.
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what does the fox say?
wah pow pow pow powpowpow
 
@Sterno Yeh, no ... Remember what happened last time I tried to type "more letters"?
Jan 16 at 17:29, by FEichinger
autocortext? Duck this shot.
 
hatee hatee hatee ho
My daughter decided to go with "ba ba ba ba ba badow"
 
@kalina pow popopo po power!
 
FAE
1:17 AM
@FEichinger This tab's pretty much always open.
 
I'm really hoping it somehow comes up at daycare.
 
also it turns out foxes bark and howl kinda like dogs
 
@FAE I kinda expected you to be asleep.
 
don't let that get in the way of silly shrieking in public enviornments
 
FAE
@FEichinger Not quite yet, soon though. Got caught up in playing Sine Mora.
 
1:19 AM
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Q: What does the fox say?

KitFoxIt is true that as a fox, I should know this, so consider this a spoilers warning. In a recent post, Geek Girl mentions that the mating call of the fox is a series of sharp, eerie barks and that this is called gekkering. This is supported by a citation in Wikipedia, but the reference is not one ...

 
Doge in less than five minutes.
(Just calling that now, because the meme overflow is inbound.)
 
@FEichinger No. If it happens now, it's on you. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN
It's like saying Beetlejuice 3 times.
 
@Sterno See, my prophecy would, therefore, be true.
 
Saying "People are about to run out of the theater" and then pulling the fire alarm does not make what you said a prophecy.
 
1:21 AM
@Sterno Well, technically I don't actively cause what I predicted, so that's different.
 
@badp How many hours until we all potentially get forcibly renamed to @MarkTrapp as part of SE's plan to improve the quality of Arqade?
 
It'd be more like ... saying "people are about to run out of the theatre" and then telling the drunk kid that it would be funny to pull the fire alarm.
 
@Sterno what was his user id?
 
Let's go with #1, because he was awesome.
 
five minutes later ...
 
1:25 AM
@Sterno one hour per user who signed up after him and one day per mention after he left sounds about right
 
@Unionhawk I have successfully prevented Doge from occurring! PRAISE ME FOR I AM YOUR HERO!
 
Man, trying to find legitimate info on how to jailbreak my spare PS3 is rough.
 
NO
You have done nothing
 
@badp I was really asking you how many hours until THE EVENT, and just making a new event prediction
 
NOTHING
 
1:25 AM
@Unionhawk I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING. I AM YOUR SAVIOUR AND HERO!
 
NOPE
 
YEP
 
@Sterno the wait is almost done
 
YOU ARE NOT @MarkTrapp </discussion>
 
@badp That's not a number.
 
1:26 AM
@Sterno 18 hours.
 
@Frank I shall penalize you with one RB link for every hour you are wrong!
 
@Sterno I have the inside track.
 
Alright, then. 18 hours until we're all given random pony gravatars.
 
What about the people who already have random pony gravatars?
 
@Unionhawk Their accounts will be deleted.
 
1:30 AM
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Q: Is qnundrum dot com legit?

Steve V.I asked this question today: What are the three most valuable stores in Mallcrasher? And very shortly thereafter I found this: http://qnundrum.com/answer.php?q=1070598 Is this ok?

 
@SepiaLazers Oh, hey, another scraper.
 
> Content on this page is from Arqade
 
Gives proper attribution, though, as far as I can tell.
 
So not full compliance, but better than most
 
@MBraedley The link is hidden beneath the ad.
That red button.
 
1:33 AM
@FEichinger but they also need to show the Creative Commons mark or at least mention it's CC
And not claim copyright themselves
 
@FEichinger Poor @KevinvanderVelden. And others who I don't feel like pinging.
 
@MBraedley Not according to the SE/legal page.
 
@FEichinger Hm... the share-alike provision of CC has always confused me.
 
@FEichinger but I was less concered with SE Legal dept. and more with the actual CC license.
 
@stern @ash outlawed numbers take it with her
 
1:41 AM
Heh. Stern...
 
@MBraedley If SE decide to waive that part of the license, so be it - and that's what they, arguably, do on the legal page. IANAL and all that, but I wouldn't go too deep into that and just either report it or leave it be.
 
@FEichinger the "view the answer" button is a nofollow.
Other than that, it seems okay-ish
 
@Unionhawk Huh, go figure.
 
@FEichinger nothing in section 3 explicitly waives their CC rights, therefore scrapers still need to be compliant with CC. Section 3 just clarifies some of the CC requirements.
 
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Q: injustice among us game wont stay saved

maria jimenezMy friend gave me his ps3 game(injustice god among us) but to play it we always have to wait like 20min to download. Why only this game does this everytime we want to play it?? Is this the way is gonna be all the time? Or how can i fix this issue?

 
1:46 AM
@Lazers HAH, SNEAKED THAT EDIT RIGHT IN THERE.
 
And again, the share alike thing is a little... eh.
At least it does some attempt at attribution, which is more than we can say for a lot of sites out there.
 
@MBraedley If you want to go into detail about it, the CC SA requirements don't seem to actually state the SA parameter applies for pure redistribution - it's only specified for changes made on top of the existing content. But as I said, that gets fiddly and I wouldn't go all too deep into it. Report or leave be, not much use arguing about it.
 
But if we don't argue about it, then what are we going to argue about?
 
FAE
@FEichinger But... why didn't you fix anything else? X_x
 
@FAE Because it's 3am and I want to sleep take a nap.
 
1:56 AM
x_X
 
@wipqozn 3DS, EOU, and EO4 found!
Now once I find my 3DS charger, I'll be unstoppable.
 
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Q: Skyrim highest level(combat/character lv)

LizzieAnyone know the answer to this? I have reached level 54, and wonder how much longer I can go..

 
2:16 AM
@Lazers We've got a dupe of this duped to two other questions
I dunno how we'd handle it.
 
Um
 
OK
My last attempt at sleep
Before I give up and stay up all night
 
Legs should not bend like that...
 
Good luck
 
@kalina :|
 
2:23 AM
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Q: How can I find the location of a given item by looking at the world data?

Feral ChimpIs there a way to search through world data to find instances of a given type of item (e.g., gold horse armor) and/or an item with a particular name? Hopefully there's already a utility or technique available to help with this. But if not, some documentation on the structure of world data might ...

 
@Frank That's not a dupe.
 
you're not a dupe.
 
That is indeed true, I'm a unique and special snowflake.
 
You're also not that.
 
@FEichinger How not?
 
2:25 AM
You're somewhere between "duplicate" and "unique"
 
Seems pretty straightforward to me.
 
@Frank The one we have now is "What's the max level?". The one you're referring to is "Can I max out every skill?" and by extension "How do I get to the max level?"
That's very much not what an "exact dupe" is.
 
The whole point of levelling is skills, no?
Each level gives one skill point.
 
That's merely a case of "the answer happens to be included".
 
I mean, it's been a while since I played it, but between that and max stat ups, that's all a level up does.
 
2:28 AM
But this: "In Skyrim, is there a way to fully max up your character in all of the skills?" is not the same as "I wonder how much longer I can go - what's the max level?"
 
I think you're being too pedantic about that, but whatever. I don't really care about it that much.
 
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Q: Required CPU speed for tf2 servers?

VoidWhispererI'm looking into hosting multiple TF2 servers and have been shopping around for dedicated servers, and I found one that has 2x Intel Xeon 5650 @ 2.66Ghz. Is this good enough to handle multiple tf2 servers or no?

 
@Unionhawk Didn't it wasn't possible. Said it would be bloody hard.
 
3:02 AM
Heh, he did it. Needs a rescue, but he did it.
 
@Unionhawk With a few mulligans, yup.
 
Best postgame interview of all time?
 
Hey, Seahawks vs. Broncos is like a reunion. They used to be in the same division.
 
3:53 AM
Mkay, that's enough image spam.
I'm going to bed.
Goodnight everyone.
 
\o
 

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