The Bridge

12:01 AM

Fucking plink keeps crashing on this pc

@tereško Silly person, you can't download an entire TV series, that would take years!

user2334

wat

user2334

If we're talking British English, the new series is what, 10 episodes? In American English, it's only like 5 or 6 seasons. That's at most a day

Wipqozn

@MarkTrapp @GnomeSlice doesn't have internet, remember?

user2334

Oh right

Wipqozn

crashes through @Fredy31

Fredy31

12:04 AM

crashes through a Tardis

Fuck you @Wipqozn

Wipqozn

@Fredy31 HAHAHAHAHA I BEAT YOU HAHAHAHAHA

►

Fredy31

I now have an arch-enemy on G.SE. Be proud of yourself

Wipqozn

@Fredy31 I am.

Lazers

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Q: Stuck at 97.50% GTA IV - Where's my last 2.5%?

I am trying to 100% GTA IV. I've completed every mission, every random character, every street race, caught 20 criminals through the computer, delivered 10 cars to Brucie and 30 to his friend Stevie, completed every stunt and killed every pigeon. My friends are already at 100%, and I do every ac...

ps3

0

Q: What happens when I run out of Strike Teams?

If I use all my Strike teams on a tactical strike map, is that it, can I no longer play those maps until I start a new campaign? Will I no longer be able to play any tactical strike maps until I get new strike teams? For that matter, when do I get more strike teams?

call-of-duty-black-ops-2

Sterno

ZOMG CODBLOPS2

Fredy31

12:06 AM

STFU.

Yi Jiang

@Lazers gaming.stackexchange.com/revisions/93488/1

^ That was the original

Wipqozn

@Lazers Is this even answerable in it's current state?

GnomeSlice

HOLY SHIT I LOVE IT WHEN EVERYONE PLAYS MUSICALLY

user2334

@Wipqozn There was a big kerfuffle regarding Castlevania questions and completion help; I don't see them in the questions lists which leads me to believe the result was LOL DELETE JERKWADS

user2334

Bam and Boom

Wipqozn

12:09 AM

@MarkTrapp I remember that as well. That user at least provided a picture though, something to go on. This guy just stated "I haven't gotten 100% on part X. What else do I need to do?"

user2334

Consensus was in fact "if you can generalize it go for it". I.e., the only possible answer is "Give them a map"

Wipqozn

I'm not familiar with the series, but I don't see that could ever be answered.

I'm going to take a stab at fixing it.

-1

Q: What are the girlfriend quests I need to complete in order to achieve 100% completion?

I am trying to 100% GTA IV, but I'm currently stuck at 97.50% completion. The only section I haven't completed 100% is girlfriends. What are the girlfriend quests I need to complete in order to achieve 100% completion?

gta-4

Anyone who has played GTA IV is welcome to take a look at my revision.

GnomeSlice

Now there's some asshole spamming the dark blue one

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice What a dick.

Ben Brocka

Well crap. Has anyone beat Terramorphous since The Bee got nerfed?

Wipqozn

12:17 AM

@BenBrocka Nope.

has no idea what you're talking about

Ben Brocka

All I wanted was the Mechro mod he drops

GnomeSlice

fuck everyone left

Somebody plink with me! labs.dinahmoe.com/plink

Ben Brocka

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it

user2334

@GnomeSlice buy a gal dinner first

Wipqozn

@BenBrocka I think he's coming onto you.

GnomeSlice

12:22 AM

GAH THESE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE BASSLINES

ILHBOGILLGW;ERGVJNEGR;JN

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice He's going to think I starred that.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn You did

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I didn't.

I did just now though.

user2334

@GnomeSlice Dude, it's a browser demo. Serenity now, serenity now.

Wipqozn

@MarkTrapp More like serenity now, insanity later.

user2334

12:25 AM

HOOCHIE MAMA

GnomeSlice

YES PAYPAL

LessPop_MoreFizz

HI CHAT

GnomeSlice

I have one steam key each of Crayon Physics Deluxe, Eufloria to give away. Anyone?

3

Ben Brocka

@LessPop_MoreFizz DO YOU HAVE TO YELL

LessPop_MoreFizz

@BenBrocka YES I DO. I WANT TO BE HEARD FROM THE RAFTERS.

Ben Brocka

12:34 AM

Are you some sort of Phantom of the Chat?

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Ah, can you edit my last message for me?

tereško

@GnomeSlice only the new one ... then again , i already have all of the 26 old seasons pending download. It's only a bit over 200 GB

Powerlord

@BenBrocka No, that would be me.

GnomeSlice

I also have one for Eufloria

@tereško ONLY

tereško

well .. i have optic

it's lessa matter of downloading , as it is that i have a netbooks with ~15GB free space , ATM

Powerlord

12:35 AM

I have "cable whose upstream drops out for 30ish seconds at the most inopportune times" AKA Wide Open West.

or whatever my cable company's name is this year.

Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice edit whatnow

tereško

lol

GnomeSlice

3 mins ago, by GnomeSlice

I have one steam key each of Cogs, Crayon Physics Deluxe and Swords & Soldiers HD to give away. Anyone?

Powerlord

Over the last three years, it's been "Millenium Digital Media", "BroadStripe", and "Wide Open West".

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka I also have one for Eufloria

Ben Brocka

12:36 AM

Oh I get it

Eufloria is a fun game. I lost my will to keep playing on the final level though.

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka You missed a comma.

tereško

there is now good thing about having an underpowered laptop : you end up playing all good old games

Powerlord

I know that the first name change was to try to escape their extremely low rating on dslreports

Ben Brocka

Your face missed a comma

2

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka :,(

Wipqozn

12:37 AM

@BenBrocka Nice one! tortoise highfive

Powerlord

Aren't telecom monopolies wonderful?

GnomeSlice

Also, can somebody pin it? So people can see it.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Pin what?

Ben Brocka

@Powerlord I have one not quite that bad...but they still suck and they're crazy expensive

Powerlord

Between AT&T and its "we don't offer DSL service in your area." "Yes we do" "No we don't" "Yes we do" which changes every month, and having an extremely poorly rated cable company as my other alternative...

I actually wish Comcast would just start servicing this area... but no, they have to end at the bridge 1/2 mile away.

Powerlord

1:24 AM

I just got a SpyParty beta thing. \o/

Ben Brocka

I need to use...a printer. sobs uncontrollably

Powerlord

My roommate bought a wireless printer... so I... "borrowed"... the driver disk for it.

fbueckert

Wee! I am now home.

user15026

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user15026

Fuck yeah, I have a yak!

Lazers

1:39 AM

0

Q: Is it worth taking Diao Chan or Shangxiang in Empire Defense 2?

Has someone tried the new female characters Diao Chan and/or Shangxiang in Empire Defense 2? How do they fight? They are very expensive but their stats are very low...

empire-defense-2

user15026

(with many delighted thank yous to @James)

James

@AshleyNunn Np, enjoy the Yak :)

Ben Brocka

@AshleyNunn I would/will murder someone for the cow

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn Yay for yak!

Ben Brocka

Meh to the yak. The cow will be mine

user15026

1:40 AM

@James It made me squee with yay when I saw it in my maILBOX

James

<=- returns to hacking his work network apart in hopes the little pieces fit together better :D

@AshleyNunn Haha, Mission Accomplished :D

fbueckert

@James You need a bigger axe.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO‌OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO‌OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

user15026

@Wipqozn mwahahaha you will have to find another reason to tease me

James

@fbueckert Oi! Stop pinging me LOL I keep thinking I am doing something bad and my computer is yelling at me.. Im only trying to turn my FIOS router into a bridge, sheesh :D

Wipqozn

1:42 AM

@AshleyNunn I have a giant stuffed cow.

It's adorable.

My cat also sleeps on it.

Ullallulloo

@Wipqozn I have a real cow.

user15026

@Wipqozn I has a jealous, although I do have a platypus and a giant giraffe that are awesome.

Ullallulloo

My cats do not sleep close to them.

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo Do you live on a farm?

user15026

@Ullallulloo I can imagine that they wouldn't, no.

Ullallulloo

1:43 AM

@Wipqozn Yes.

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo So your life is Harvest Moon.

Do you gift flowers to local girls to increase their hearts?

Ullallulloo

@Wipqozn Someday.

user15026

I used to live in a town small enough to have a cattle farm in the middle of it, but the boys that lived there never gave me flowers :(

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn Those dicks.

user15026

@Wipqozn I know, right?

Wipqozn

1:46 AM

@AshleyNunn I'd say something like "I would have given you flowers", but I'm sure we all know I'd just keep the flowers for myself and then taunt you.

Ullallulloo

user15026

@Wipqozn Oh, yeah, you would have been like oh look at these pretty flowers, and then kept them

Ullallulloo

That's three years old.

The pic, not the heifer.

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo You should change this to your gravatar so we can make jokes about you being a cow just like we make jokes about @AnnaLear being a cat.

user15026

@Ullallulloo I was going to say, that's a little small for three years, no?

RedRiderX

1:48 AM

Goodness, it is full of stars

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn Now I feel bad about not giving anyone flowers yet. :(

user15026

@Ullallulloo Aw, no, don't feel bad :) Someday. :)

user15026

At least you are going to do it, unlike evil @wipqozn

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn A girl tripped in front of me once, and fall on the ground. I laughed and made the joke "Falling for me I see" instead of helping her up.

user15026

@Wipqozn You are -not- a gentleman.

user15026

1:51 AM

@RedRiderX That is absolutely beautiful

Ullallulloo

@Wipqozn Did it work?

RedRiderX

@AshleyNunn Yes, yes it is. Be sure to take the tour.

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo For some reason she didn't find it as amusing as I did. Probably because she also fell into a puddle.

user15026

@Wipqozn Oh, ouch :( poor girl

user15026

@RedRiderX The tour is fascinating!

Wipqozn

1:54 AM

@AshleyNunn She did play basketball, so I'm sure she's used to falling on her ass.

Ben Brocka

@AshleyNunn how's HM so far?

Wipqozn

@BenBrocka Pretty good.

I know you didn't ask me, but I don't care, I'm a rebel.

user15026

@BenBrocka Pretty awesome. Most like HM64 in my opnion.

Wipqozn

I'm finding the first spring isn't that easy to get through. Not enough things to do.

fbueckert

@Wipqozn You kidding?

Wipqozn

1:56 AM

@fbueckert No.

Ben Brocka

I'm going to make a time machine, find the man who invented the printer, and I am going to end his life prematurely and violently

fbueckert

Get up. Water crops. Feed cow. Strip forest bare. Give presents. Water crops again. Go to bed. Rinse and repeat.

RedRiderX

@AshleyNunn The details on specific stars is neat.

Ben Brocka

@fbueckert You have a cow in spring? What luxury is this?

fbueckert

@BenBrocka They give you one early on.

Yeah, I know.

Wipqozn

1:57 AM

@fbueckert I only have one cow, who is currently pregnant. So I don't need to do anything. Also, I started stripping the forest but then I realized lumber takes up fucktons of space.

user15026

@BenBrocka Yeah, someone shows up and gives you a cow pretty early.

user15026

@RedRiderX Yeah, that fascinated me.

fbueckert

@Wipqozn Until I got the supply shed, I ignored rocks and branches.

Ben Brocka

I killed my first cow in HM SNES because I bought the miracle potion instead of the normal medicine. It does not work that way. Feels bad man.

user15026

@BenBrocka I can imagine!

Wipqozn

2:01 AM