The Periodic Table

12:48 AM

!!beer

Chemobot

20 hours later…

8:22 PM

O.O

Being the fifth close voter on a question gives me an odd sense of superiority.

@pentavalentcarbon Number 4 is the most annoying

How can you have antennas that long?

I don't think I've ever seen a cricket in real life.

I have.

I think.

They tend to not like people too much

I'm not people

I don't believe you

8:36 PM

I don't believe your not believing

Loong

unbelievable

@Loong you're wrong

non-humans can't use computers

@pentavalentcarbon What if I am the computer?

we need you to pass the Turing test then

Loong

8:45 PM

WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.

Oh. That one.

Loong I always knew.

Don't worry, your secret is safe.

@pentavalentcarbon eats the Turing test

One of my friends just bought 30 crickets as pets. before the purchase, he thought the sound of crickets was zen...now he has trouble sleeping/studying doing anything.

I hate crickets

and hullo o/

@DEAD Ok, maybe the Voight-Kampff test is more appropriate.

@getafix \o

Even one cricket is insanely loud.

8:53 PM

I know!! I wish we could just do away with the whole lot..

rid this planet of them

I sound like cricket hitler..

@getafix Tell them that someone from an internet chat said they're stupid.

I wonder if they can even hear that.

But don't shout. That'd be rude.

band name: "cricket hitler"

I'll try to use ASL when I'm in there

@pentavalentcarbon Crickitler

Also add a z in the end. Critckitlerz

I think the meaning is totally lost with "Crickitlerz"

and "crickitler"

though both are potentially less offensive

8:56 PM

Shouldn't it be?

I dont think crickets can take offence

@getafix Somewhere in this bizarre world, there is a Cricket Rights Group or something.

I am pretty sure that group would have something to do with the sport?

beat me to the punch

but who will defend the insects, hmm?

Who will defend pentavalent carbons?

8:59 PM

Not me, that's for sure.

Why am I awake at 6.00 AM

argh! My brain won't let me sleep..

Alrighty, gotta sleep.

Night

it woke up, unprovoked at around 4.00 AM

Sleep when you're dead?

haha

that's the point, he is dead

yeah i know..

you know i have trouble wrapping my head around wake up dead..

if you're dead, there's no waking up involved..

reanimation maybe..but that's zombie, vampire territory..

Mithoron

9:18 PM

hello

Hey

go to sleep!

It would be disappointing to let go of the chance to watch you

CLOSELY

That's creepy.