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8:22 AM
Facepalm i think i just tricked my company into giving me a raise, by mistake...
 
 
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11:03 AM
Oh i was thinking this through the other day. What do you guys think of having paper clips as the badge symbols?
Cant think of any better representative of the workplace! The paper clip has followed the workplace through its many forms, first the physical one, then again as clippy the paper clip in word, its used as the symbol for attachments, many company chat programs have it as the symbol. seems more representative of work than a coffee cup
 
 
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12:09 PM
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Q: What is more important? The company name and fame or the specialized work-field?

distributedI am a Junior Software Developer with one year of experience. I have to decide between two job offers. Both offers are for Software Developing position: Company A is a very big and famous one. It is offering me a position as Front-end Software Developer. Company B is a former start-up, which i...

this "which job should I take" question is not only a help me decide but also done in a completely non constructive way
 
12:21 PM
for the record, I absolutely love it when people improve posts here
@PreetSangha - you might not ever see this, but thanks!
 
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A: How can I approach career development with a boss who doesn't seem to support this?

Joe StrazzereHow can I develop my career when my direct manager does not seem to have any interest in helping me? Many of us don't depend on our direct managers when formulating and executing career plans. You can learn new skills on your own. Books, magazines, websites, forums, conferences, etc - all can p...

I have voted to delete that answer. The OP has no intention of doing anything but whining about the downvotes and does not want to fix his answer.
 
@enderland I tried to make him see that but apparently not, ah well, i tried i failed, it can have my close vote now
 
@enderland Should that question be changed to What risks and benefits are their to choosing a startup over a a large established MNC Firm for employment in the software industry?
 
@Chad I'm not sure what the guy is asking
perhaps :)
I think we already have that question though somewhere as I remember reading answers about it
 
I thought so too but could not find it wanted to link it in comments
 
12:33 PM
@enderland "What will enable me to advance my career more, working for a large well known company, or working in a specialized area to become a topic expert"
 
the thing is I don't really want to edit it since right now I have no clue what he's REALLy asking
 
is meta playing up for anyone else?
im not getting any layout or colour, just pure text pages
not sure if meta is misbehaving or my browser
 
There is this :workplace.stackexchange.com/q/9421/16 but that one is totally different question
 
huh, now i cant even find SO atall
 
@SpikyBlue Happens to me sometimes I reported it as a bug but it gets closed as not repeatable
 
12:36 PM
cant find the entire SO or meta network
 
Ohh the US has decided to cut off the rest of the world from the internet :p
 
then how am i here :P
and the US doesnt even control the internet xD
 
@Chad I think that is what I was remembering
 
Gah i give up
only wanted to do some reviews anyway
 
@SpikyBlue I guess I'm of the opinion I'd rather close questions which are not good fit before they attract answers, even if it means they get edited right after I vote to close
 
12:45 PM
@enderland i take that approach usually, thought id be nice and give him a chance, that sure taught me!
 
@SpikyBlue I just want to avoid broken windows
 
@enderland i told you to move out of that glass house of yours
im such a moron, i keep looking at places on WP wondering who SpikyBlue is.....
 
I reworked that question
@enderland I completely agree
@SpikyBlue We do too we have all the tubes
 
@Chad Lies! Unless you have 50% of the data storage centers you dont control it!
 
we have google
:|
 
12:56 PM
@SpikyBlue The US has a secret mind and interweb tube control center in alaska. It also controls the weather and and can be used as a weapon against aliens
Its called Harp... I would suggest you google it but they use HARP to control so you cant really
 
@Chad facepalm
fine, ill start my own internet! and it will be better! with blackjack and hookers!
 
We already have that... its called craigslist :p
 
i cant win can i
 
Its because HARP wont let you think of ways you could
So is this better now? can it be improved?
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Q: What are the risks and benefits of working at a start up over an established Company

distributedI have currently have 2 offers I am considering: Company A is a very big and famous MNC. Company B is a recent start-up, that has established itself and is really starting to expand What are the risks and Benefits of choosing to work for a startup rather than an established MNC when the offer...

 
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did that message go through?
@Chad okok i get it! no need to keep HARPing on about it
having so many network issues today
 
1:34 PM
@Chad Against the fact that you'll be learning skills and techniques of a part of your job that interests you less?I have no idea what this part of the original question means
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Q: Working for a US company, from abroad

dema80There are now a number of IT companies (including StackExchance itself! :) ) that are looking for candidates all over the world, allowing them to work remotely. I have some questions about this kind of job/work relationship: for what I understood, you are going to work as a contractor, and invo...

are my comments therea pproriate?
coding is like being addicted to drugs. You just can't stop being a software person no matter what your real job is....
 
2:04 PM
@enderland yes they are propriate
 
2:27 PM
@Chad good edit on that other question
though im sure we have had that question before
 
@enderland The original question had 2 offers of different job tasks. That is too localized. It only pertained to the OP so I removed it from the question
They really were not that different one was working with back end systems the other worked with both.
@enderland If you present a medical problem to an engineer they will design a system that will allow you to do it while sick, a surgeom will want to cut out the affected part, and a programmer will have a software solution ... that is just our nature to want to solve problems with our tools
 
@Chad what does that say about everyone's answer here being "quit"
:)
 
@Chad When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
 
@SpikyBlue Unless you are gallager then everything looks like a watermelon :p
@enderland That our kids today are being raised with out the moral fortitude to stick out tough situations.
When we teach them that the first thing they shoudl do when confronted with an uncomfortable situation is run away and that winning is a bad thing how can you come up with anything else.
 
2:44 PM
@Chad unfortunately you are right,
 
I know now where is my trophy!
 
@Chad wait it isn't!?
 
There is no participation trophy for the workplace, people stop being 'winners' after school and they keep quitting thinking they are being mistreated
 
@SpikyBlue FOUL!
 
agh, what on @chad
 
2:46 PM
you are not supposed to challenge me... yuou are supposed to figure out what you did wrong and apologize...
 
@Chad um um um I cant handle this! I quit
 
/slap
 
sleeps with @Chads wife
 
@Vartec - And we have people that go through the drive through and order hot coffee and then sue when they dump it in their lap and get burned. I think it is a perfect example of darwinism. If your kid is too dumb to realize they shouldnt eat plastic toys and you are too dumb to stop them then that removes defective genetic material from the genepool. I submit that is a good thing. — Chad 5 mins ago
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@Chad looking up darwin awards is always interesting
some pretty stupid even some stupid smart people, out there
 
2:51 PM
My favorite was the 2 guys in argentina that were recycling RPG Rockets for scrap metal and blew themselves up by opening it up with a sledgehammer
 
@Chad do you actually work or are you a full time "on all SE sites" guy :P
 
i liked the ones who found a 'dud' mine so took it to a bar, took turns stamping on it in a game of russian roulette then all blew to pieces when it wasnt actually a dud
i love the term 'aggravated assault' like you could ever attack someone without being aggravated, is there also a 'mildly annoyed assualt' and a 'slightly wound up assualt'
 
you love aggravated assault!?
 
what else am i supposed to have with my aggravated eggs?
 
3:10 PM
was hoping to be able to post some more good answers today but nothing came up in my field :/
 
@SpikyBlue ask some youreslf :P
 
@enderland i have no issues, im perfect
all the things that happen in my workplace are the exact opposite of needing to post a question on here!
I asked a question to service desk asking what a specific number on a form represented, they ended up misunderstanding it, thinking i was complaining about pay, and offered me a raise...
 
@SpikyBlue lol really?
 
not even kidding
happened this morning!
 
how significant a raise? lol
 
3:17 PM
not sure yet, its going through the process, they basically said, we'll get you a raise, give us a few days and we will let you know
but apparently, a fairly decent one
 
hahahhaa nice, you must work for a smaller company
that would NOT happen here (or I suspect at @Chad s company)
 
nope
70 thousand strong
world wide
 
What do you guys think of this for the site's mini-description in the FAQ and About page?
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A: Help us come up with a better description of this site for the top of the FAQ and About pages?

RachelThe best I can come up with is The Workplace Stack Exchange is a Q&A site about the workplace and other career-related topics. It is for members of the workforce to get answers on topics such as the job hunting process, interviewing, salary negotiation, and professionalism within the Workpla...

 
@SpikyBlue this blows my midn that this happene
 
@enderland i am the luckiest guy, the amount of luck i have on a weekly basis is bordering on ridiculous!
 
3:20 PM
@SpikyBlue That is their way of saying "These are not the droids you are looking for"
 
@Chad doesnt bother me! im fine with this :P
 
@SpikyBlue You just do not need to worry about form 1052s-51 anymore
 
i..i...i dont even know what that means
 
perfect!
 
anyone care to fill in the blanks?
 
3:26 PM
I will unless tehy give me a raise too
 
I guess I'm pretty content with my overall compensation at where I work
be nice if it was on the higher end of the payrange though
since I tend to be a high achiever.... but I guess that will be something which hopefully comes over time
 
I am too... but I am willing to take more... I can be flexible like that
 
@enderland why does everyone have this view that big companies are so much more inneficient than small ones?
 
I have this strange desire to illicitly import cases of Kinder Surprise and hoard them in my basement...
 
@SpikyBlue normally more processes defined
 
3:30 PM
@Chad 'MURICA
@enderland this place has been so much more organised and efficient than my last place, and they were much smaller
 
@SpikyBlue that's my point :P
 
oh so youre surprised soemthing like that slipped through to me
that makes sense i guess!
 
@SpikyBlue yes
 
eh, everyone makes mistakes?
 
3:43 PM
so er, hows everyone else? :L
 
@SpikyBlue better than I deserve
 
@enderland that seems very self loathing
 
4:02 PM
@SpikyBlue how do you really deserve to be feeling?
 
@enderland like you're on top of the world! why would you deserve any less?
 
@SpikyBlue why do you deserev this?
 
@enderland i see no reason not to
 
I feel no sense of entitlement to being happy or content with life, or even having a job for that matter
I do not believe I "deserve" any fo that
 
im a naturally enthusiastic and optimistic person, its out of my control!
@enderland thats because life has no purpose, there is nobody else to tell you what you should do and why you should do it, so set your own goals, works for me
 
4:07 PM
@SpikyBlue I don't believe life has no purpose at all...
but the world does not exist to serve me or bring me pleasure
@Rachel I like this
 
@enderland nope, it doesnt, nothing exists for a reason, it just exists and we assign it purpose because we cant comprehend it being any other way
my goals are simple, spend each day laughing, never given me problems so far
 
@SpikyBlue I think you misunderstood me, I fully believe there is purpose and meaning in life
but just because I believe that doesn't imply we deserve anything
 
no-one 'deserves' anything, things just happen, the universe has no concept of deserving, its cause and effect
though i will point out im not arguing with religion here, but even the bible doesnt mention a purpose, it just says we were created, so God or no God, we dont have a purpose aside from living, and im doing that, so anything else is just self assigned and self centered
@enderland but i digress, i have fairly 'different' views so ill accept they are my own and hush up xD
 
@SpikyBlue this is a very uninformed perspective on the Bible
 
@enderland i was summarising a thousands of words long ancient book in like half a sentence, its accuracy is obviously to be doubted :P
 
4:16 PM
@SpikyBlue well the fundamental premise you are saying - that there is no meaning/purpose derived from it - is what I am referring to
 
but i do not pretend to be overly informed on it, i read it once long ago so what little knowledge i have is scraps of memory
 
Whhhaaat Kinder surprise eggs are banned in the US???? For shame America! I loved those growing up in Canada :)
(I'm part canadian and part american - currently live in the US)
 
@Rachel Canadican
 
4:38 PM
@Rachel Yes poor children might decide that the plastic cars inside the eggs look tasty and choke on them
 
Maybe if you're an idiot and give a child young enough not to know the difference between chocolate and a plastic-wrapped toy one of them without supervising them or removing the toy first....
 
@Rachel I wish we could have that sort of society.... but unfortunately we have to design for those idiots
 
5:00 PM
@Rachel Exactly I want my toddler to be able to eat their age inappriate candy while I am not keeping an eye on them
 
5:36 PM
@Chad nothing's stopping you from making your own
 
5:48 PM
@enderland But I want Kinder Eggs
@enderland And actually it is illegal to imbed inedible objects in candy in the US.
 
@Chad that sucks... wait suckers are that way :o
 
technically speaking, isn't the stick not fully embedded? :)
 
@enderland i guess the sticks are technically edible :p
@Rachel That could be the exception
 
> A food additive requires a premarket approval by the FDA unless excluded from this requirement as a substance that is generally recognized, among experts qualified by scientific training and experience to evaluate its safety, as having been adequately shown through scientific procedures (or, in the case of a substance used in food before January 1, 1958, through either scientific procedures or through experience based on common use in food) to be safe under the conditions of its intended use
So basically, sucker sticks are approved by the FDA :)
But kinder toys and puzzles are not
@Chad Guess that explains why sucker sticks in the US suck so bad and fall apart while you suck on them.... lol
 
TGIF, right? lol
 
5:56 PM
I am going to go choke on a sucked stick and then force the FDA to ban sucker sticks.... all our suckers will be stickless in 2015
 
@Chad I think they call those "Gobstoppers"
 
6:33 PM
@Chad and you can finally live to see your dream.. err
@Chad you need one more vote somewhere
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8:10 PM
@enderland Why?
 
8:45 PM
@Chad to be 1337
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