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12:15 AM
 
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INTRODUCING SCARY BOX 3!
 
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Does it..
make them horny?
 
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Our patented HAYO dirt block vertical slabs allow children to float safely to the slaughterhouse while keeping two parents of every kind!
 
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12:18 AM
 
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Tired of zombies dropping dropping rotten flesh? Just drop them in here and watch them turn into liquid meats!
 
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Since our patented CHILD ADULT SLAUGHTERER 90000 doesn't kill children, they turn into adults, and only then will they be slaughtered!
 
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Note: jeffreylin_ incorporated is not responsible if this machine slaughters your firstborn, eats your tax returns, or drowns your cows in their own milk.
 
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Wonder how this machine does compared to my original chicken idea. I'd think it goes a lot slower. What do you think @Ieuan?
 
So basically
It lets them mate heavily, steals their children, kills their children as soon as they turn into adults and then repeats the process?
 
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12:25 AM
Absolutely!
 
@Ieuan sounds like a horrible way to maintain the population *sees line of evil rulers lined up to use it*
 
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Well it's a constant stream of meat.
 
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Although I think there was PETA FTB server somewhere where I would have been banned from day one.
 
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I'll report profit after about a day.
 
I'd probably set up a randomizer that will nab one of the children every so often and put them with the parents
Incest ftw
 
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12:29 AM
How would I set that up?
 
Triple monitor
@JeffreyLin Randomizer, something that can steal them controlled by redstone, pure luck
I'd say do a randomizer into a pulse generator that opens a trapdoor for a milisecond
 
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That might eventually lead to overpopulation on the parent side.
 
you know it's too bad you can't do these minecraft mechanisms in real life, otherwise you would have solved world hunger
 
Then randomizer + whether or not there's actually something above the trapdoor would be random enough
Would mean that like one in a few hundred would be routed back
 
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@Memor-X It's called growth hormones.
 
12:31 AM
@Memor-X I tried to make a little hut Minecraft-style once (except with proper tools, all I did was chop down trees and try to stack them somehow)
 
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Could be done, I envision it to be a bit less compact though.
 
After about 3 days of working on it constantly I just gave up lol
Even the simple stuff from Minecraft is stupid IRL
 
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Because you would bleed to death before you get your first log?
 
Apart from that
 
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Note to self:
refined
|_ oily
     |_ primeval
          |_ ancient
               |_ noble
                    |_ common
                         |_ hive + different hive
                    |_ cultivated
                         |_ common + hive
               |_ diligent
                    |_ common
                    |_ cultivated
          |_ noble
     |_ modest
          |_ found in desert hives
|_ distilled
     |_ oily
     |_ industrius
          |_ diligent
               |_ common
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12:32 AM
Even assuming you have all the tools necessary
 
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Well we're not exactly lumberjacks
 
Lol
Chopping down a tree isn't hard
Making something useful out of a random tree is a lot harder
 
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Did you make a wood pick and then try to use it against a mountain?
 
Assuming you can find a perfectly straight tree with no branches on it that would be pretty much already a nice even round log you'd still have to find a way to keep it where you want it
You could smack some poles into the ground, stack logs between a couple poles and tie it all together with some rope but that's already nearly impossible because physics
 
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12:35 AM
Because the MTA would rather spend monies on advertisements than spend money on making the subway system faster so people don't have to stand up and deal with "the spread" as long
 
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How do you even do that on a pole while the car is moving at like 40 MPH
 
@JeffreyLin You do realize that as long as the car is moving at a steady speed that doesn't matter right?
Just like the jumping on the back of a moving truck thing
 
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12:53 AM
@Ieuan It jerks and sometimes makes sharp turns that make even the most pro balancers stumble around. New York City Transit FTW
 
@JeffreyLin I know what it's like
But still
Hanging on a pole is probably easier than standing
If yoiu have strong arms
 
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I would pay to see that done.
 
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1:26 AM
> However, large numbers of mobs CAN be placed in 1-block wide by 2-block high space, given that there is a water block for them to stand in. With this arrangement, the mobs will jump up and down, and wheat stacks spammed into the group will randomly interact with a different individual each time, once again allowing "spam farming." ... When more than 50 adults are in the enclosure, new births will rocket out of this opening at high velocity.
 
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1:42 AM
At this point in time, I have enough adults to produce at least two babies per minute.
 
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Opis reports 43 sheep and 40 cows, they're probably not all mine though.
 
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Are there blocks that act as a one way gate? Because all this movement seems.. excessive. I guess I could drop them into a pit.
 
@JeffreyLin Piston pusher
 
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1:58 AM
@Ieuan In this setup?
 
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I think in this setup, the pistons would probably crush the kids.
 
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Babies are attracted to their parents, but the milk keeps pushing them back, which is why they keep running backwards.
 
What about
Fans
A gap that adults dont fit through
Blow them into a small gap
 
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Isn't that what the milk already does?
 
They can walk into the milk though
Mobs can pretty much counter fluids if the target is in the opposite direction
 
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2:08 AM
I think they are making it, the parents jumping up and down pushes them back though.
 
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The main problem is that they're not growing up fast enough to be slaughtered.
 
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2:45 AM
DAMN IT WARP
I just accidently killed all the animals because of deadly gaze
 
5:11 AM
@JeffreyLin Where the hell did you send me?
You put a bedrock portal down and I stumbled into it
 
5:26 AM
If any one is around I'm gonna need a teleport. Jeff got me stuck in the bedrock dimension.
There isn't even anything good here... just sand.
 
5:38 AM
Never mind. Guess that ruins the rest of my night...
 
6:15 AM
I'm around but don't think I can save you :/
 
 
2 hours later…
8:33 AM
@gnovice I'm not at home and don't have the correct modpack version installed I think, so can't help either.
 
9:08 AM
We need another op that is also actively playing. @Coronus interested?
@gnovice if you want to jump on for a second I can /tpx you
 
 
2 hours later…
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11:33 AM
@gnovice Oops, must have accidentally hit it with my pick axe. No real fix for it but putting a block over it. Sorry about that.
 
12:13 PM
Where is it, in his base?
 
 
2 hours later…
2:01 PM
@TimPost You available for a TP?
 
@gnovice moment
@gnovice network lag, gimme a few
 
I got to spawn. Did you see any of my chat messages?
 
No, restarting my client as it's goofy
I just learned that Lenovo installs some 'interesting' power saving registry hacks to try and reduce wireless power consumption. Kinda feel bad for barking at my ISP so much now
 
2:36 PM
Yeah, okay, this time I'm going to go ahead and blame my ISP.
Dangit, I wanted to get a ton of crafting done to bring up my new AE system with crafting
 
 
1 hour later…
3:37 PM
YOU CAN'T NEST STRONGBOXES ANYMORE
This is a travesty
rip Jaded's reward of 20 nested tiny strongboxes with nothing in the last one
 
old news, you can nest other bags in them still
 
When did this happen?
Oh well, whatever
 
the why I can answer:
 
I know why
 
too deeply nested boxes cause crashes
 
3:39 PM
Heh.
Oh yeah I remember that
You just end up with NBT data inside NBT data forever
Version 1.1.0 of the Direwolf20 pack is out now by the way, looking at the changelog now
I lied, the changelog is not available
 
4:12 PM
>_<
 
4:42 PM
@TimPost I'm quite active and in a timezone when usually the only ones one are me, @gnovice and @JeffreyLin
 
The only problem I have with that is you're almost as bat-shit crazy as @JeffreyLin, which is why we need a second op :)
 
@TimPost I have server admin experience and the knowledge necessary to not fuck anything up though
Wouldn't mind signing a contract promising not to kill everything everywhere
 
 
1 hour later…
6:05 PM
@TimPost Yeah, I'd be willing to help out.
 
 
1 hour later…
7:25 PM
@Ieuan Isn't that exactly the thing OP's are doing?
 
7:41 PM
@Vandammetje Idk what they're doing, only really ever see @TimPost on and I know @KevinvanderVelden still has a base on the server, but @TimPost is mostly afk when I see him and other than those two the only people I ever run into are @gnovice and @JeffreyLin
Feels like a really laggy singleplayer most of the time :P
 
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8:16 PM
@Ieuan I think the only lag I've experienced is when I do like really stupid stuff.
 
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@TimPost Ooh ooh I volunteer!
 
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Today's ToDo list:
 
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1. Put a linking book to age 3 in dim-47
 
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2. More animals.
 
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8:48 PM
@Unionhawk What's the ILECe?
 
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Nevermind
 
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Wait where is this free book
 
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Nevermind
 
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PSA: IF YOU ARE STUCK IN THE BEDROCK DIMENSION (AKA DIM-47) THERE IS A LINKBOOK TO AGE 3 AT THE FOLLOWING COORDINATES: (0,0,251).
 
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That is all.
 
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9:02 PM
@Unionhawk Why are the case numbers different?
 
@JeffreyLin two separate incidents.
 
9:47 PM
Based on today's spotlight, I have a feeling DW20 1.1.0 includes Thermal Dynamics
Changelog still isn't out
 
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10:02 PM
The current version is 1.0.4 though
 
@JeffreyLin Current recommended version is 1.0.4, 1.1.0 is out today
 
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Not in the launcher yet though.
 
Yes it is
It's not, you're right
I think it was?
It was, and it was pulled due to a severe issue
So I'm not crazy
 
 
2 hours later…
11:53 PM
Holy crap Tema
Thermal dynamics thickened glass covers have connected textures with thickened glass blocks.
 
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Other blocks don't do that?
 
Not typically
I don't think even Forge multipart thickened glass covers connect textures with adjacent thickened glass blocks
 
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Well that's easily testable. Take a block that normally has connected textures such as EnderIO Quite Clear Glass and cut it a couple times.
 
Some blocks do, some blocks do not.
 
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Does that depend on the mod or Forge Multipart?
 
11:59 PM
Well... Watch dire's spotlight, around minute 31 to see what I'm talking about. I don't think we're on the same page here.
 

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