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12:00 AM
Anyone know why the e in etiquette isn't bolded here? ppcg.github.io/chatiquette
 
It's because it's highlighting the portmanteau
 
@PhiNotPi You actually noticed this?
 
@quartata Oh yeah - I was wracking my brain... Shouldn't one of the ts be unbolded too then?
 
@TheBitByte yes?
 
@PhiNotPi I never said you did not. I merely stated that you did.
 
12:03 AM
@trichoplax Oh yeah......
@TheBitByte ?????
 
@TheBitByte I never stated that you said I did not. I merely stated that I did.
 
@quartata Go easy with the question marks. :D
@PhiNotPi Stop spamming. :P
 
@TheBitByte You put a question mark on the end. If you don't want a response you should use the rhetorical question mark
 
@trichoplax What's the Unicode codepoint?
 
@TheBitByte I wish there was one :)
Let's start a convention of using an italic question mark to represent a rhetorical question
 
12:07 AM
That's a good idea ?
Not exactly user friendly, is it?
 
Really not
I went and missed out the sarcasm indicator too
 
Irony punctuation is any proposed form of notation used to denote irony or sarcasm in text. Written English lacks a standard way to mark irony, and several forms of punctuation have been proposed. Among the oldest and most frequently attested are the percontation point proposed by English printer Henry Denham in the 1580s, and the irony mark, used by Marcellin Jobard and French poet Alcanter de Brahm during the 19th century. Both marks take the form of a reversed question mark, "⸮". Irony punctuation is primarily used to indicate that a sentence should be understood at a second level. A bracketed...
 
That is one of my favorite wikipedia articles
 
Who knew⸮
 
me! me! I love extra punctuation
 
12:08 AM
⸮?
 
<Fe>The pun is strong with this one...</Fe>
 
@flawr I use subtitles all the time, but I did not know about that!
 
fe?
iron?
 
Yup. Iron. It's ironic.
 
oh
goodness gracious
that is glorious
 
12:10 AM
Sometimes I like to use ‰ or ‱ instead of % just to mess with people.
 
Tehe, #3 now.
 
@ETHproductions About 10% through the new rules. It's a lot slower
 
@PhiNotPi I like using ℅ because it's right near % on the Android keyboard
 
Yeah, that 3rd one is steeped in irony
 
12:14 AM
'night
 
@trichoplax I'm not sure you know what "steeped" means, but then again, maybe you do.
 
@TheBitByte Nice recovery ;)
 
@trichoplax Nice cliché. :D
 
Why thank you :)
Nice touché
 
Would the JavaScript quine f=x=>"f="+uneval(f) be against PPCG quine rules? (works in Firefox if you want to try it)
 
12:17 AM
@trichoplax Nice interjection.
 
On the topic of words I need to use more often: Using "therefor" and "therefore" in the same sentence.
 
@DanTheMan There's a shorter way but no I've seen that used in quine challenges before
 
@PhiNotPi "therefor" is a correct word, but it's archaic.
 
@PhiNotPi I assume you mean in a more natural way than you just did? ;)
 
@TheBitByte yes I know and @Geobits yes
 
12:18 AM
@Geobits You mean in a self-describing quine-like fashion?
 
Because I had nothing better to do: The expected value of The Price is Right wheel spinning part is $46.875 USD.
 
@DanTheMan not against quine rules.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Go on.
 
How about, "I didn't really like the Hendersons, therefore I was only there for the punch and pie."
>_>
 
@TheBitByte ... that's it.
 
12:19 AM
@ConorO'Brien Good to know.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Okay, that was an interesting factoid.
 
@DanTheMan golfier, and most answers: x=>"f="+f
that's pretty common
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Makes sense, since you get two spins to get as close to 100 as possible.
 
@Geobits I thought it was as close to the lowest value as possible?
 
12:20 AM
But I'm pretty sure it's $0.46875, no?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Starting statistics in school I take it?
Or maybe discrete probability
 
@Geobits it's about a 1/40 chance of getting $1, which awards that $1k prize, which gives a 1/40 chance of a further $10,000 and a 1/20 chance of a further $5k.
 
@TheBitByte Not on the wheel you spin to make it into the showdown.
 
@Geobits Hey, did you ever get on Wheel of Fortune?
 
to be perfectly accurate, it's 11/441 instead of 1/40 and 22/441 instead of 1/20
 
12:21 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ but is debetably a cheating quine
 
@quartata i need to watch this episode
@ConorO'Brien why?
 
@quartata he'd be perfect for it, being round and all
 
i haven't seen that
@ConorO'Brien lol
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ it "reads source" and all
according to some
 
12:22 AM
@quartata Nope, never got a second callback. I did fine on the tests, but who knows. They say they keep the names around for five years, but I'm guessing if they were going to call me up, they would have by now.
 
I guess you could say he is well-rounded
 
@ConorO'Brien And especially considering his skill at The Wheel of Blame
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@Geobits Oh, I haven't watched The Price is Right since a long time ago.
 
@Geobits That's not really what I meant, but I'll definitely add "there for" to the list of words to use in the sentence.
 
12:22 AM
@Geobits Hrm. Bummer
 
@PhiNotPi ;)
 
Maybe you were too smart for it. They don't want to give away too much in prizes I suspect
 
@Geobits if you do ever get in, please mention PPCG on the waiting-for-wheel part.
probably ninja'ed by like 3 years
 
Please donate all the money to impoverished golfers
 
@quartata They don't just look at how good you are at the show, either. They want really bubbly people for the most part. Maybe I didn't show enough teeth or something :P
 
12:23 AM
@quartata Yeah, like me.
 
There's a reason most people you see on game shows are all smiling like idiots. They select for it.
 
@El'endiaStarman please give me all the money in small unmarked bills Or me
 
@Geobits Wait, were you on the show or not? Your choice of words is a bit confusing.
 
@TheBitByte No. Second round of tryouts/auditions.
 
Selecting for people who were good at the show would just mean them having to give away more money for less entertainment.
 
12:24 AM
But they never give you a straight up "no", and supposedly I'm eligible to be called up for five years.
 
@PhiNotPi Yeah, exactly.
 
You guys were talking about english being confusing earlier. Where here you go: "English is hard, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought though."
 
The therefore/therefor comment makes me think about the word set: While on set, Jane was set to set the Set set next to the set jelly.
 
Don't want anyone spouting "the house always wins" propaganda
 
@TheBitByte For wheel of fortune? Sounds like an interesting KotH challenge.
 
@Geobits No, for work, not ppcg.
 
You're writing a wheel of fortune bot for work? Where exactly do you work again?
 
> guy who changed name to DrunkBits and RidiculouslyNiceBits
seems bubbly enough
 
12:26 AM
Oh damn, they broke my server. A 250Mbps uplink is apparently not enough.
 
:32322662 whoa, that's pretty cool
 
what did he say
he nukes everything before I read it
 
You wouldn't believe me if I told you 75% of what I wrote in this chat over the past two weeks was by a bot. Because it isn't true.
 
i wouldn't, because it probably wasn't
 
Perhaps I'm being even denser than usual today, but I still can't make this one out: codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/93227/…
 
12:27 AM
@TheBitByte I'd believe you
 
@TheBitByte I wouldn't, because I think the true percentage is like 95%.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That's the entire point. (clap clap)
 
@TheBitByte also, we have a kinda unofficial rule: no bots in here (last time I checked)
 
@TheBitByte I'd believe you.
 
@TheBitByte >_> that's my point (clap clap)
 
12:28 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Oh I've got some ridiculously nice bits ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ It's pretty well-enforced.
 
Are Sandbox, Main and Meta not bots? Or are feeds =/= bots?
 
12:28 AM
@Geobits Seriously, I hate " ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " so much. So freaking much.
 
@El'endiaStarman now kick @TheBitByte for breaking the rules, maybe a 2 month suspension?
/s
 
feeds =/= bots, at least not the type of bots (Marky, etc.) we're thinking of.
 
@TheBitByte Something from your childhood? Seems like a lot of hate for a simple emote.
 
@TheBitByte ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hope you have nightmares about this.
 
12:30 AM
@DanTheMan Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam Spam. /s
 
and who flagged that? >_>
 
No, not spam.
 
@TheBitByte I don't think you know what that word means what you think it means.
 
12:30 AM
me when flags happen <_<
 
@ConorO'Brien I don't think you know what that cliché means what you think it means.
 
You both got the quote wrong nice job
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@TheBitByte -.-
 
I'm not sure if I'm not sure you're going to be a good idea.
 
@Geobits nice try, but you flunked it again. Back to the marking board.
 
12:32 AM
@ConorO'Brien This grammar is amazingly bad.
 
@Geobits I don't know if you are trying to confuse me, but if you are, you seem to be succeeding...
 
Hey, did you know that you can repeat "I'm sure" as many times as you want and it still makes sense?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Reading model parameters from train_1024_4/translate.ckpt-3200
 
@PhiNotPi I'm tired and really don't give af >_<
cc quartata
 
@TheBitByte Whether you bot is running in your CPU or your brain, rehashing previous comments is likely to get you kicked for running a bot
 
12:34 AM
@trichoplax What bot? I never ran any bots. Stop assuming things.
 
@trichoplax Whether your bot is running in your CPU or your brain, rehashing previous comments is likely to get you kicked for running a bot?
 
I'm going to leave and hope things improve when I get back
.o/
 
@ConorO'Brien No excuse. If you've watched Princess Bride once the quote should be burned in your head
 
12:35 AM
@ConorO'Brien bai!
 
The keystrokes burned in your muscle memory
Forever echoing in your ears
Prepare to die
 
@TheBitByte I'm not assuming anything, just letting you know that the appearance is sufficient to get you kicked from this room. It's not our job to measure whether it's a real bot or a human pretending
 
@quartata 2Deep4Me /s
 
@quartata That got kind of dark.
 
It was supposed to
 
12:36 AM
@trichoplax Then stop assuming everybody around you is up to no good.
 
And referency
 
you have nothing to worry about unless you have six fingers
 
@quartata "Westley: Give us the gate key. | Yellin: I have no gate key."
 
@DanTheMan I meant that pretending to be a bot is just as annoying as running a bot, so either way the offending user will be kicked
 
@trichoplax And I was making a joke about rehashing previous comments.
 
12:37 AM
@quartata Why would someone have seen it only once?
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Who here has read the book though?
(other than me)
 
@trichoplax That would be inconceivable.
 
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Q: Requiring software to not be installed

NoOneIsHereI was looking at this answer, and noticed that it required that the GNU Pascal compiler to not be installed on the system. Is this allowed?

 
@DigitalTrauma Given n, produce n n-by-n squares, but replace one corner in each square of numbers with an asterisk, starting with the upper left corner and cycling around the corners clockwise.
 
@DJMcMayhem That word...
 
12:45 AM
@trichoplax Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
 
what have I started
 
@El'endiaStarman OK, thanks, I think I get it now. each column of output represents an individual sqaure
 
@quartata I guess you didn't conceive that this would happen, eh? :P
 
@quartata Should we stop?
 
I don't care
 
12:50 AM
As you wish.
 
oh, fantastic, things are better
 
@ConorO'Brien Yep. :)
 
My name is Conor O'Brien. You outgolfed me. Prepare to die
I'm too late aren't I
 
I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my golfing.
You're that good?
 
@ETHproductions Still not done :/
 
12:54 AM
@ConorO'Brien s/me/my father/
 
The POS tagging is very slow
 
@Geobits ah true
 
Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Martin Ender, Dennis?
Yes.
Morons.
 
@quartata Ah well
It'll be done eventually
 
@DanTheMan you fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never try to outgolf Dennis, but only slightly less well-known is never go in against a pichu when death is on the line
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@ETHproductions It's about 60% through
 
12:57 AM
HAHAHA HAHAHA collapses
 
I have been in the referencing business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
 
@quartata This time I randomly got on PPCG two minutes before you pinged me...
 
@ETHproductions How should I handle vocab? Right now he doesn't start with any vocab and you have to talk to him for him to pick up words
 
@quartata ETHbot scrapes the page for messages and gets his vocab from there
 
That's what I figured I'd do too but I wasn't sure if I wanted to have all the vocab from the transcript
I thought it might be fun for it to slowly start to pick things up
 

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