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12:00 AM
function paintBackground() {
    temp--;
     g2d.fillStyle = "#FFFFFF"
     var flag = true;
     for(var y = 1; y < 925; y++) {
         if(y%16 == 0);
         else continue;
         flag = !flag;
         var startx = 1000;
         if(flag == true) startx = 1000;
         else startx= 955;

         for(var x = startx; x > 0; x-=70) {
                if(x+40+temp <= 0) {//THIS COULD BE THE PROBLEM HERE
                    temp = 0;
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              g2d.fillRect(x+temp, y, 40, 2);
 
@AlexA. is murderer.
 
@EasterlyIrk when in context that isn't that bad
 
@AlexA. Haven't heard of that; it's just a thing that's been going around my school
 
Okay ty QPaysTaxes!
So basically, one problem is that it looks like its jolting
 
Apr 8 at 15:20, by Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
> I just realized you can see murder happening in the background
 
12:00 AM
(The function is called every 10 mili)
Whats the problem?
 
@EasterlyIrk is murderer
 
proof pls
 
@AshwinGupta ARE YOU USING SET INTERVAL
40 secs ago, by Downgoat
Apr 8 at 15:20, by Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
> I just realized you can see murder happening in the background
 
@Downgoat is murderer
 
that means @RandallMunroe is a murderer, not me.
 
12:01 AM
@Downgoat yup!
 
29 secs ago, by Easterly Irk
proof pls
 
oh god steam mangles my name
 
@AshwinGupta NOOOOOO! SETINTERVAL IS EVIL
 
erm, is there another way to do it?
 
12:02 AM
YES
REQUESTFRAMEANIMATION
 
how's that downgoat?
 
>.<
@Downgoat oh yes pls
 
@Downgoat NOOOOOO! JAVASCRIPT IS EVIL
 
Oh boy, Ima look it up okay?
 
12:02 AM
@LegionMammal978 NOOOOOOO! MATHEMATICA IS EVIL
 
@LegionMammal978 LOL
 
At this point I agree completly.
 
Err, I used SetInterval for Spacewar!...
 
12:03 AM
@El'endiaStarman ಠ________________________________________________________ಠ
 
BUT I STILL USE JS AND IT MAKES ME MURDER OTHERS YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT
2
 
Steam lost tf2. wtf
 
Seems to work perfectly fine...
 
@EasterlyIrk what you mean??
 
@LegionMammal978 downstars
 
12:03 AM
@EasterlyIrk happened to me too :(
 
I go to games, it says I own nothing, no partially done tf2 badges, no game, no download, no anything but a empty account.
And a wishlist with only braid.
 
Apr 7 at 2:07, by Downgoat
I installed TF2 on a separate content folder and now it's not showing up :(
 
wtf @steam
 
check your content folders
oh shit wrong chat message
 
12:04 AM
this is a new computer
 
Mines is still okay luckily xD
 
and yeah....
 
@LegionMammal978 how could you have not heard of hl2 it won game of the decade
 
@EasterlyIrk you have to reinstall it then
 
@quartata There is one such thing as game of the decade?...
 
12:05 AM
oh i see now thx bai playing tf2
 
@quartata Was talking about "losing" TF2
 
@orlp Hey man, I just wanted some bread.
 
@AlexA. alex is half pigeon half magpie
 
if you star that
then star the picture
 
12:06 AM
@AlexA. that picture is you? I guess I saw you in the pond yesterday...
 
[status-confirmed] Microsoft Windows is a piece of sh*t
 
I'm every bird you see
 
@AshwinGupta amen
 
@AshwinGupta This is why I prefer using Mac OS X. :)
 
stahp i can't take this anymoar
pls no
 
12:07 AM
@AlexA. sigh, not my computer
 
My caret pathfinder script is very useful here.
@Downgoat you like mac?
 
9 messages moved to Trash
 
> Alex A. has invited you to join Trash. See your invitations.
 
okay... back to where I belong...
 
12:08 AM
Welcome to Trash, broseph.
 
MY STUPID START MENU WONT EVEN WORK :(!!!!!!
I mean cmon...
 
@AshwinGupta I think I know the problem
 
You have to let windows hurt you before you can use it
 
Come on, no more caret chains. :/
 
12:08 AM
to fix it you sohuld try to turn your computer on and off
 
no sh*t.
But its frusterating AF to keep restarting
 
> 66
 
12:08 AM
@QPaysTaxes ಠ_ಠ
 
since windows takes like a year and a half to shut down.
 
@HelkaHomba Parsnip
 
and has roughly a million updates every time you restart
 
@AlexA. Too many carrots in here
 
@QPaysTaxes that is not a bad idea, should I just CTRL+ALT+DELETE task manager kill it?
 
12:09 AM
@HelkaHomba I agree, we need to branch out to other root vegetables.
 
no freeaking wayyy
oh nvm.
Wow.
 
@QPaysTaxes brb, slamming face onto desk repeatedly
 
it worked once, then not again.
 
@AshwinGupta ;_;
 
Ima gonna kill someone. BRB
 
12:10 AM
bai
 
@AshwinGupta That sounds pretty typical for Windows, unfortunately.
 
@AshwinGupta oh shit, Ashwin is Marky confirmed
 
don't kill marky we need him for entertainment
oh wait ^^
 
@QPaysTaxes I don't even know what a starling is...
 
12:11 AM
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
 
@AshwinGupta Don't die!
 
Ok done, I killed the CEO of microsoft :D
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ for you or him?
 
@AshwinGupta bye, but don't kill Chatgoat or me
 
who is leaving?
 
12:11 AM
42 messages moved to Trash
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and Donald Trump as an added bonus...
 
45 secs ago, by Easterly Irk
bai
 
@Downgoat or chatuatha?
 
@LegionMammal978 seriously? rickroll
 
@LegionMammal978 yuh huh
 
12:11 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh snap
 
@EasterlyIrk No, I don't give a shit about Chathuahua
 
@Downgoat I guessed right. And rick removal saved the day. :D
 
@LegionMammal978 damn it
 
:29130851 o_o
 
@Maltysen the 42 should have been a clue. :P
 
12:13 AM
@EasterlyIrk U've read the book I assume?
 
@QPaysTaxes duckroll?
 
@QPaysTaxes what can I say, I take honors english, my teacher taught it to us :D
 
@AshwinGupta yeah.
@Doorknob is addicted to HGTTG
 
@QPaysTaxes obviously... I was being sarcastic lol
 
12:14 AM
also, @quartata gem from r/nethack today:
 
\o/ I got my first good answer on SO
 
@QPaysTaxes You mean 'you have'?
 
@Downgoat wow I clicked on it :(
 
@AshwinGupta ಠ_ಠ it's not a rickroll....
 
@Downgoat r u certain?
 
12:15 AM
yes, I promise it isn't
 
@Downgoat seriously htf did that get there
@QPaysTaxes no even the link really links to SO
 
@EasterlyIrk i, not l
 
My saddest SO question:
 
@QPaysTaxes i know it still does
 
0
Q: Encoding of Console.Read

LegionMammal978I am currently developing an application that takes input from the console but also supports input redirection. For this, I usually use Console.Read to receive a single character. However, I cannot find any resource that states what encoding it uses (ASCII? UTF-16? UTF-8? <random codepage>?), and...

 
12:16 AM
DARN IT!
 
@Downgoat did you buy that domain?
 
I clicked on Legion Mammal's rickroll :(
 
@LegionMammal978 -1 for not being JavaScript
 
@Downgoat downgoat for being in javascript...
 
@LegionMammal978 Is your mom's name LegionMama978?
3
 
12:17 AM
@QPaysTaxes -2 for implying it isn't.
 
@QPaysTaxes -1 for implying JavaScript is not acceptable
 
@Downgoat ninja'ed
 
@AlexA. I'd assume it's LegionMama977...
 
and mine had 2
@QPaysTaxes -infinity for mentioning him...
 
that would make sense, unless there are siblings.
 
12:18 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ @Downgoat @quartata tf2?
 
@AlexA. $2a$08$paSkJQfUY6CHhcqHc8LLMuDB.2tNG/icmwVP5vUjnr2/9hTinUuGu
 
@QPaysTaxes -NaN for breaking JavaScript
 
@EasterlyIrk sure! in a moment
 
@LegionMammal978 um what
 
12:19 AM
Anyone else watch Batman V Superman and think it was sorta garabge...
 
warning i suck much bad
@AlexA. his mom's private key of course
@AshwinGupta ikr
 
haha
hahaha
 
@EasterlyIrk jeez you don't want to know where my mind went with that.
 
@AlexA. You must now crack bcrypt
 
@EasterlyIrk ok
@LegionMammal978 brb, hacking email
 
12:19 AM
@AshwinGupta not my fault
try psychologist
 
@EasterlyIrk my friend loved BatmanVSuperman but I thought the plot was lacking and acting was stupid.
Plus, the end was dumb.
 
you mean BatmanVsSuperman?
and yah
 
Wonder woman is the only one fighting doomsday (who had no spikes untill like the last 5 minutes). Batman is doing NOTHING. Superman is kissing Lois Lane
 
@Quill how do I stop PopcornSE updates. I don't want to see them?
 
@EasterlyIrk No, Batman vs Uperman
 
12:20 AM
oh okai
 
@Downgoat idk, you could just remove the update url from the script, or just uninstall it
I haven't seen it before
also monring @all
 
;_; tf2 got uninstalled for me again
 
then superman grabs the spear made out of the one material on Earth that destroys him (instead of calling over to WW or Bat who are like 20 feet away) and flies right at the beast born to kill him. Then to top it off, instead of flying away after he plunges it into doomsday, he waits there so doomsday can kill him...
 
@Downgoat rofl
wait will it take you 10 min?
i need to get on now, can only play for 10 min
 
12:22 AM
nvm I think I found it
 
tf2 or the update problem?
 
both
 
@Downgoat The reversal of logical punctuation on those two sentences greatly amuses me
 
@Downgoat how can I make sure we use the same can?
 
what does PopcornSE even do
@EasterlyIrk can?
 
12:23 AM
PopcornSE?
 
flags
@Downgoat wtf autocorrect i meant game
 
@AshwinGupta I don't know what that is either
@EasterlyIrk uh, I don't know... lemme google it
 
like same server
 
@Downgoat lol me2
I tried googling it
I don't get any valid results..
 
@Downgoat so you install random applications and scripts. gj
 
12:24 AM
or at least any that make sense in context
 
@AshwinGupta @Quill
 
@EasterlyIrk pretty much
 
@AshwinGupta It's something that Quill made. I think it's on GitHub
 
Ohhh
 
if my computer wasn't refusing to work, I'd link it github.com/The-Quill/PopcornSE
 
sow for crashing you computer @Quill
 
in The 2nd Monitor, 5 mins ago, by Quill
my work station just died....
literally I have a whole monitor full of install windows right now
 
@Quill welcome to the club buddy...
 
ono not your bacon station
 
12:26 AM
there's some pretty pictures in that repo
I forgot to do up a colouring in book though, I hear that's really good at reaching audiences
 
@AlexA. thanks for the HL recomendation last night, I'm going to try to get that. I may be able to pick it up really cheap in the steam summer sale too when that comes around. I'm also gonna grab Dark Souls 3 or Halo 5 with it, cant decide which still but yeah. Never played Dark Souls, played Halo 1-4 and like those.
 
@Quill A whole monitor? Outrageous!
Lesser of 3 evils
 
What are the three?
 
All 3 versions of CSS
 
windows, apple, unix
I'd rather not constantly worry about if I'll be able to install a program or not
 
I just owned my exams (not my finals, just the most recent round of them).
 
@AlexA. are you collecting all this data on us so you can impersonate us later?
 
@PhiNotPi Nice work! :D
 
@HelkaHomba well if you rule out Windows, Mac, and Unix, what is even left?
 
@poi830 ... no comment >_>
 
12:34 AM
@AlexA. @TimmyD
 
Raspbian?
 
@AshwinGupta Android
 
@HelkaHomba for PC?
 
@poi830 He's a mod, they have access to your vulnerable profile info anyway
 
BSD
 
12:34 AM
@AshwinGupta no
 
I'm sure you can coax Android to run on a PC.
 
@HelkaHomba well I was saying for PCs. For phones, I agree, android is best way to go.
 
iOS for life
 
I personally have an iphone but thats cuz at my school, you look like an idiot if you have an android since everyone else has an iphone.
 
Palm mobile for lief
 
12:36 AM
@AshwinGupta Well I wasn't ruling out windows, it can be evil but it's easier than mac or linix
 
@HelkaHomba Not so sure about that, Windows is pretty damn evil...
 
@HelkaHomba On the contrary, I find Mac incredibly easy.
 
Only good MS software I've ever used is office...
 
@HelkaHomba I find linux easier to use most of the time
 
@AshwinGupta Not a problem for me; I blessed it with holy water.
 
12:37 AM
installing arch was a nightmare though...
 
@El'endiaStarman I prefer holy magnets or a holy hammer, more effective
 
Linux is soooo easy if you know what you're doing. Linux is consistently hard but you can master it. Windows is inconsistently hard and you can't master it
 
@LegionMammal978 I almost fell for this, but didn't because you're not a mod. :P
 
@AshwinGupta Microsoft Office for Mac is the absolute worst garbage software I've used in my life. It's basically unusable. I use LibreOffice on Mac even though I paid for MS Office.
@El'endiaStarman hello i am mod and i richard astley rollerblades
 
Only good MS software I've used was the uninstaller
 
12:39 AM
(is that not what rickroll means?)
 
@quartata uninstalling on windows is painful
for some reason you can't do two at once
@AlexA. The iLife suite isn't bad, but it lacks features ;-;
 
Nope. Rickroll comes from duckroll which comes from eggroll
 
@Quill Yeah. And compatibility, so I've heard.
@quartata Was yolk.
 
i like yolks
 
@AlexA. they're not that bad, I mean the pages->docx conversion leaves me in tears but it's okay
 
12:42 AM
I hate to say this, but Pages was the best word processor I've ever used. Too bad there is no Linux version
 
vim
is superior
 
vim is awesome but it isn't really a word processor...
 
(Markdown + Atom -> Stackedit.io -> PDF) works for me
 
not with that attitude
 
My teachers generally preferred times new roman 12 point not monospace 10 point
 
12:44 AM
"Why does your essay on the Trojan War look like a technical document?"
 
@AlexA. I tried to see it from your perspective Alex, I really did, but one look at the OS X ui sent shivers down my spine and unearthed repressed memories.
 
@HelkaHomba Oh gross, 10.5 Leopard. That was before I ever used Mac.
 
Leopard is 10.5
 
Meta's first Reversal! \o/
 
> Released to manufacturing October 26, 2007; 8 years ago
 
12:47 AM
@QPaysTaxes this one
 
@AlexA. Still - windows with rounded corners - x button not in the corner - two "taskbars" when one will serve - loads of icons with no text - trashcan moire patterns - the mysterious "finder"
 
The equivalent of the x button is in the corner, it's just the opposite corner from where it is on Windows
 
I tried one look at windows UI, and I just couldn't do it
 
there is only one task bar
 
@AlexA. Not in the exact corner (for easy fullscreen exiting)
 
12:49 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Close enough for me
 
OK try Linux with LXDE
 
or KDE
 
I'm very glad to be part of the 40% with the right idea
 
That's... not an appropriate joke for chat.
 
12:51 AM
^
 
Thanks for understanding ;)
 
<parsnip>
 
knowing your place, underling understanding
Unicorns anger some people for some reason, repressed memories of The Saddle Club, maybe
 
@QPaysTaxes I have noticed that you tend to have a lower standard for what "bad" means than some/most.
 
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. :/
haha
But yeah, not everything that's a joke to one person is obviously a joke to another. In particular, jokes implying that gay people should go to hell or that all Christians believe that can upset a lot of people. It's best not to joke about that kind of stuff at all just in case.
@quartata Xfce > LXDE
 
12:58 AM
kde > xfce
 
no
 

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