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12:00 AM
haa haa :P
 
Anonymous
Oh good, Alex brought his sock back around so we can make disapproval faces more easily
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
Anonymous
Yep that's the one
 
Aqua Tart?
 
ಠ_ಠ YAY!
 
12:05 AM
 
3
Q: Sandpile integers

CzarMattChallenge You will be given a positive integer n as input. Output should be a pyramid-like sandpile built on the rules specified below: Each integer "falls" downward from the same initial starting point, like sand falling into a conal-shape. Numbers greater than the number directly below it w...

 
just don't click on the image
 
dammit I was just about to get a no-death game in CS:S and then I got distracted by PPCG
 
@LuisMendo \o/
Is there an encoding that uses the alt codes?
 
@Quill Not a sock, actually. That's quartata. Anagrammed.
 
12:13 AM
@El'endiaStarman But quartata is a sock
anagrammed sock
 
Anonymous
@Quill We're all Alex socks
 
Alex is a sock of Donald Trump
 
@Mego Poor Alex. It must be hot under all that fabric.
 
do we have a quine for infinity challenge
 
Personal opinion: quines are boring.
 
12:16 AM
Quines themselves are interesting but the 10,000 challenges about them are not
 
would that be interesting
 
There's an account called Sock that once posted a message that pinged me and got starred, and the link leads to a phishing site
 
do we have a count the quine challenges quine challenge?
 
@Eridan The same sock also posted this little gem on Meta SE:
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A: Ignore chat pings found in links

SockHere is a probable solution to your feature-request Instead of completely disabling the stealth-ping feature on chat, the users should have the ability to choose whether or not they want the stealth-ping to affect them or not. This means that all stealth-pings will appear to users (you can see w...

 
@Seadrus What do you mean by "quine for infinity"?
 
12:18 AM
@AquaTart Well, yes, that.
 
@Zgarb write a program that writes its source code an infinite amount of times
 
I wish people wouldn't use quine as a verb though
 
@AquaTart Sock deserves to get lost behind a washing machine and rot there for several years
 
People will verb whatever nouns they want! :P
 
12:19 AM
@Seadrus Yes, that exists already.
 
@Seadrus Seems too similar to a regular quine.
 
oh :(
 
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Q: A Quine on Every Line

mbomb007Your goal is to create a program that prints itself indefinitely, with a new line after each one. Thus, if your program is a one-liner, it would be repeated on every line of the output. Example Program: A Output: A A A ... Rules It must be a complete program, not a snippet or function...

 
@El'endiaStarman Considering it's named after a person I feel like it should get a little more respect
 
@AquaTart Oh, it's named after a person? Cool.
 
12:21 AM
@AquaTart So is currying.
 
Nonetheless, it's become a regular noun.
 
@Zgarb But that was meant to be a verb
 
True.
 
Willard Van Orman Quine (/kwaɪn/; June 25, 1908 – December 25, 2000) (known to intimates as "Van") was an American philosopher and logician in the analytic tradition, recognized as "one of the most influential philosophers of the twentieth century." From 1930 until his death 70 years later, Quine was continually affiliated with Harvard University in one way or another, first as a student, then as a professor of philosophy and a teacher of logic and set theory, and finally as a professor emeritus who published or revised several books in retirement. He filled the Edgar Pierce Chair of Philosophy...
 
12:31 AM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

ZgarbTranspose a text cloud code-golf string grid Background I wanted to make a pretty text cloud, like this: these are words floating I computed the (x,y)-coordinates of the first letter of each word, plugged them into my word cloud generator, and let it do its job. However, I ...

 
Karel says hi
 
@NewSandboxedPosts Correct me if I'm misunderstanding, but all you have to do is pad each row with spaces and then transpose the resulting 2D array
oh wait
Words not characters
@Zgarb Will input be rectangular? (i.e will each row be padded with spaces so that they are the same length)
 
Why does Python evaluate the default values of named arguments when the function is defined...?
 
....why shouldn't it?
 
Because Python is weird.
 
12:39 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ JS is more so.
 
@El'endiaStarman JS is insane.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ then why do you use it
 
@El'endiaStarman I want to pass a function as default value to another function. Now I have to reorder them, or use a placeholder for the default value.
 
I appreciate insanity; my bro is.
 
@Dennis Hmm. How exactly are you doing that?
 
12:41 AM
Someone should post a question, I'm suddenly addicted to rep
 
Also, you can't do this in Python.
def output(argument, end = '', transform = None):
	if transform == None:
		transform = stringify
@El'endiaStarman Like that, currently.
 
@Dennis Why did you use Julia?
 
@AquaTart did you intend to get stuck with that name for 30 days?
 
@RikerW Yes.
 
@Dennis And what happens if transform = stringify is in the function definition?
 
12:42 AM
lol okay
 
It's an anagram and a healthy breakfast treat
 
@AquaTart Because I had a beautiful, recursive approach in Python, the was blemished by the fact that default arguments are evaluated when the function is defined.
 
@Dennis :/
 
ergo Julia > Python
 
@El'endiaStarman It yells at me that stringify isn't defined, because I define it after output.
 
12:43 AM
bah, I found two 153-byte solutions
 
@Dennis Ahhhh. Python is line-by-line interpreted.
I personally would reorder them.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Then why don't you use julia much?
 
@RikerW Just because 1 > 0 doesn't mean 1 is the greatest number.
 
Because all he knows is JS and he can't learn anything else because JS gives you terrible habits
5
It posseses you
 
@El'endiaStarman I can't do that. s comes after o.
 
12:45 AM
....you're keeping them in alphabetical order? o.O
 
@AquaTart ಠ_ಠ
I know Python, Julia, some R.
 
But you'll never learn them fully
 
@AquaTart Like we posessed Quill? Or is soul-stealing different?
 
@RikerW This is more like brain-hijacking.
 
12:46 AM
Okay.
Bai @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ
 
I learned my habits with BASIC. That's why I use GOTO everywhere.
 
That was hilarious; on my screen he dropped and rejoined and dropped and rejoined...
It was like a never-ending stream of dragons
 
I just saw two Conors leave and one enter, with the net result that he left.
 
@AquaTart Same.
 
I think I might have offended him :/
But it's true.
 
12:47 AM
First thing wrong with this pic:
Ready?
 
The first panel is slightly larger than the others.
 
lol
Really the first thing?
 
Yeah.
 
The 72. Any decent clock can go to 13 hours.
 
@Geobits Well, my alarm clock must be indecent then.
 
12:49 AM
I suppose it is :P
 
@El'endiaStarman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
lol
 
@AquaTart ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
I started factoring 1372 hoping it was 2 cubes added. That seemed to make sense at the time.
 
@Geobits I learned my habits with Perl. That's why my code is beautiful /s
 
12:50 AM
Oh, discord meetup in 9 minutes.
@AquaTart s/beautiful/aqua
TIL when somebody uses infinity as a figure of speech, don't ask whether it is countable.
 
How else will you know if you don't ask?
 
I know, right?
They don't appreciate my curiousity.
CURSE YOU IDIOTS
 
Not asking is infinitely worse than asking.
 
Countably? (i had to ask)
 
Naturally ;)
 
12:54 AM
@Geobits hello i have a question how do you juic an infinit i tri for thirtee minut but no convergence
3
 
tri langer
 
i tri until heat death of universe but no juic
 
pls halp i tri not speek llik alex but no suces
hai @sp300
 
Hey
 
AH NO avocad talk
 
12:56 AM
@AquaTart heet deth not infintee
 
must talk lik dis
@Geobits tru dat
 
@Geobits i know but i no longer have hands cannot juic
pls help
 
i no hands two
 
I Have No Hands And I Must Juic
 
slowly walks away from the chatroom
7
 
12:57 AM
i have you hands an mine to
wan dem bac now?
 
Umm.... hi Sp3000!
Nothing's going on here at all.
 
we tri gradut fir fiv yr an no
bcse of dis
 
ONO
 
It's because we still haven't been able to get any juice from that damn avocado
 
12:58 AM
wat is rong wid u ppl
 
@Eridan wat is avocado?
 
@Geobits avodad is gren froot wit weird hard ting in midul
 
i no avodad. i no avocad. i no no avocado.
 
@Geobits avogdabadoo iz jusey adn hav jucei
 
avocado is rong way to sey avodad
 
1:00 AM
oooooo
 
avogyabbadabbadoo
 
@RikerW you could use the term won my affection
@Eridan FlintAvocads
 
@Eridan hahaha
@Doorknob Just out of sheer dumb curiosity, what are the avocads you get in Texas like?
 
^ and do they have juic?
 
they wear cowboy hats and call you partner
 
1:04 AM
I have never eaten an avocado
>_>
 
@Doorknob Wow. that sucks
 
@Doorknob Have you ever eaten an avocad?
 
avocad avodad avocado smae thang
 
octodad
 
heven fourbid
 
1:05 AM
Juic your avocad good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Someone needs to overnight ship Doorknob an avocado and teach him how to eat it.
 
@Doorknob How can you claim your life has meaning then?
 
I never said that
 
@AquaTart ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
No seriously.
 
1:06 AM
True... I guess you never did.
You've at least had guacamole, right? Not that it's the same thing, but...
 
Avocados aren't that good by themselves, but with nachos or toast... much better
 
I actually feel legitimately sad that while we're joking about avocads Doorknob has never had one
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
He's in Texas. They have them at Wal-Mart. He has no excuse except lack of will.
 
 
1:08 AM
@Quill You pit them slice them in half and eat them with lemon salt and a little pepper. Awsum
 
Lemon salt....? Eww.
Just salt, tyvm
 
lemon, salt
not lemon salt
 
no avodad ono
 
> onion
 
1:09 AM
Oh... lemon and salt. Yea that sounds like it might work.
 
Aargh, can we please stop giving loads to upvotes to solutions that are just a series of built-ins doing exactly the operations the spec says? I don't like having to scroll down to see answers that actually implement some sort of algorithm themselves.
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> Why would you make this yourself when you can just use jQuery's ...
 
i.stack.imgur.com/C0NEv.png <removing onebox because xnor actually said something important>
 
> how to dwarf an avocado tree
 
I'd rather we start posting more challenges that aren't a simple series of builtins, but...
 
1:11 AM
I know it's cool that golfing language X has the right built-ins to make the solution really short, but do we really have to upvote every single such solution to the top?
 
Like the 99 bottles on the wall builtin
 
I disagree. I think golfing language X is not cool :)
 
At least the name is golfy.
 
@xnor (Unrelated and belated, but now that you're on - what happened with ASCII art frame? I thought you had that in the sandbox?)
 
@Geobits I used to think so but I've taken a more sympathetic view for the challenge writers. There's challenges that are of a fair difficulty and give interesting solutions in many typical languages that are nevertheless reduced to build-ins by the every-increasing power of golf langs. Of course, there are way-too-trivial challenges, but it's not all of them.
 
1:14 AM
@AquaTart Yes it will.
 
@Sp3000 I abandoned it for being a near-dupe of lots of things. If you want to pick it up, go for it.
 
@Zgarb Oh awsum that makes it easier
You should probably clarify that
 
@xnor No I mean, I was slightly sad to see this posted: codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/73296/… considering you had it ages back
 
@xnor Yea, and I understand that point of view. I think I see a higher ratio of "simple" ones now though. I don't know if it's because of the question/day push lately, or maybe I've just gotten better at spotting them.
When I pass over a bunch because they're mostly builtins in Java, those are the ones I mean.
 
@xnor Do you have a specific example? Usually the kind of questions I see are trivial regardless of language
 
1:16 AM
@Geobits I'm pretty sure it's not just you, and I hope it's not because people are trying to raise QPD :/
 
@AquaTart This was the one that reminded me of it, since answers decompose it quite cleanly into factor, count, filter, take n'th
 
@Sp3000 I don't think it is. I think it's more that hard challenges aren't getting upvoted and go ignored
 
I've definitely noticed that my easier challenges are a lot more likely to get more votes than harder challenges
 
@Doorknob and even more, answers
 
@xnor Ah didnt notice that challenge.
 
1:18 AM
@AquaTart it's just an example, I could remember more
The identity matrix is another one. You could say it's too easy but I had an interesting python solution.
 
@AquaTart Done.
 
@xnor I'd like to see it :)
 
I keep on reading "Aqua Tart" as "Aqua Fart" ._.
 
@Sp3000 it's the one I posted with zip/iter: codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/70415/20260
a lot of the top answers are literally just calling an identity matrix built-in ...
 
@AquaTart That's probably true as well, which is a shame. I guess easier questions get more answers and hence get bumped up more often, which might have caused a skew in my perception of how many such questions there are
@xnor Ah yes, I did see that one - rare nice use of that trick :)
 
1:22 AM
@Sp3000 i think there's an accidental unholy alliance between golfing langs, FGITW, and HNQ
4
 
... that sounds about right :P
 
or, easy challenges can stand in for golfing langs
 
"unholy alliance" is a nice way of putting it :P
 
"unholy trinity"
 
heretic triad?
 
1:24 AM
@xnor (Nobody else answered same color? :( )
 
@Sp3000 nope
congrats though, your answer was great!
 
:/
 
I haven't had a chance to analyse it carefully yet
the *L trick though, dang
 
:) glad you liked it, just kinda wished winning at Python didn't always equate to being the only solution :P
 
i think the key is having a solution that's so golfed that nobody else bothers trying to beat it
or, at least, they don't feel like their answer is close enough to post
 
1:26 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ same.
 
Hmm k
 
97/100 to Socratic \o/
 
Ask and ye shall receive.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ your about me on your blog is out of date. I think you mentioned you got a stylus?
 
1:28 AM
@Geobits Well, I can only get the remaining 3 by posting 3 more questions
 
what would people think if intentionally kept a challenge I write off of HNQ by putting in a unicode character or something?
 
which is 6 days
 
@RikerW Oh, let me check
 
@xnor I don't think that does it, but why?
 
@xnor Can you do that?
 
1:29 AM
IIRC only MathJax and <offensive word list> prevents HNQage
 
@Doorknob I know. Hence ask :P
 
@Doorknob Oh, my mistake
 
@Geobits ohhh, hahaha, that totally went over my head
 
(also, if it's your challenge xnor and it's not that trivial, it probably deserves to be on HNQ :P)
 
@Doorknob i'd feel better posting easy challenges if I thought I could get better quality by not having HNQ vote effects
 
1:30 AM
:/
49
Q: Prevent questions on Hot List from being upvoted by casual visitors (only rep is from association bonus)

DVKI have experienced this on a couple of sites (and I'm not the only one) : You look through the question list. You see a pretty bad (or at least not-so-good) question heavily upvoted. Or even worse, a very poor answer to a good question - upvoted to stratosphere. Or even worse, a very poor/inc...

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Q: The association bonus should not enable users to vote on every site

Mad ScientistThe number of upvotes for a question is a flawed measure of question quality, one particular issue is that the amount of exposure a question gets matters a lot. Questions that were linked in the hot questions list tend to get an enormous amount of votes, much more than any questions gets organica...

^ you may want to express your support for these
 
@xnor That would be an interesting experiment to see how it affects votes
 
@Doorknob I've voted for them and think the existing answers cover my views.
 
nods
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ okay, that works. :p
 
@Doorknob and, of course, I've seen it be worse on Puzzling
 
o-)
 
I have wanted to do an experiment with a pop con where people cannot see the vote counts but I cannot figure out how to organize it without mod intervention :p
 
how would you even organize it with mod intervention
 
I dunno how you would do it with mod intervention...
 
ninja'd
 
1:33 AM
...semi-ninja'd. :P
 
ninja'd your ninja'd
 
lock all the answers but not the question
 
... which would prevent voting on the answers
 
then vote through another service
 
And edits.
 
1:34 AM
and comments
 
Maybe how many suggested edits for each answer?
 
wat
 
Though users with 1k+ rep could see that.
 
@El'endiaStarman Oh that prevents edits? hm.
 
IDK WAHT I SAId
 
1:35 AM
@AquaTart Why would you want to do that anyway?
 
> experiment
FUNNESS ABOUNDS
 
Because I highly suspect that with pop cons once an anwer gets upvotes it never stops getting them even if a better answer comes up
 
^
I think answers in general.
 
I see it happen all the time. First slightly creative post wins basically
 
sometimes even first not-at-all creative post
 
1:37 AM
FIRST
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ with popcons it is especially problematic because that's the winning criteria
 
@xnor This.
100
A: Paint Starry Night, objectively, in 1kB of code

LegionMammal978Mathematica, score 14125.71 "a.png"~Export~ConstantImage[{75,91,110}/256,{386,320}] Simply saves this image: to a.png.

^^ GOLD BADGE WHY
 
@Sp3000 exactly what I was thinking of :-)
 
Exactly. That answer sucks and look at it
I'm sure it got a million votes from HNQ too
 
1:39 AM
stack exchange sucks let's code up our own site without shitty rules it'll be wonderful lololol
 
no but I'm saying we should try to push the boundaries of the software a bit
 
^^
:P
@Riker feel free to steal the fitbit.
 
@xnor :( probably the most jealousy-inducing recent answer I can think of. I mean, it's a good baseline solution, but I didn't think it'd deserve that much attention
 
Anonymous
I still think it's invalid by the "minimal effort" rule
 
Anonymous
But apparently I'm (mostly) alone in that opinion
 
1:42 AM
Instead of trying to make the rabble appreciate fine art or whatever, you guys should unlink your emotional well-beings from votes.
 
Anonymous
The idea of SE is that more effort and better quality gets rewarded with votes
 
@Mego You're not alone.
 
It's not good for site health. It generates a "lololol gotta go fast" atmosphere.
 
Anonymous
That's a 0 effort, low quality answer that got votes, which is very very wrong
 
that answer was the reason I proposed this loophole:
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A: Loopholes that are forbidden by default

DowngoatEmpty / Bare Output Not sure on the best title but hopefully the examples show what I mean. Mainly targeting code-challenges where the score is determined by the output. This results in very boring, but valid, answers which tend to get upvoted especially on pop-cons with no other answers. An ...

 
1:44 AM
It's even nastier for pop cons when you end up with a low quality answer that wins.
 
I have a crazy idea specifically for an issue with voting on golfing languages, that you want to upvote the language creator for having the foresight to include a useful built-in that allows a short solution, but not the solution that uses it. What if we had a pop-con for "make a golfing language" where lang creators post their language so that people can vote for that?
 
That kind of exists on meta, where rep doesn't count
 
@xnor Too many golfing languages? Encourage more of them to be created... great idea
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

J AtkinVisualize long addition with ASCII art Totally not inspired by Visualize long division with ASCII art ;) Your job is to show long hand addition with ASCII art. [complete write-up coming] Examples 50, 50 1 50 +50 --- 100 1651, 9879 1111 1651 +9879 ----- 11530 Sandbox notes: Should I ...

 
@trichoplax i think language creators do deserve rep though
@feersum yeah, i could see that backfire...
 
1:48 AM
That was the idea behind showcase your language kinda
 
Except the poster need not be the creator...
 
hmm, i guess it's hard to actually divert the upvote from the just-a-built-in answer to somewhere else
 
I think what you're looking for is some kind of anti-bounty
 
the fundamental problem is you cannot control voters
 
like, I can see why people want to upvote an answer where the golfing lang is impressive, but the rep and attention is not going to the right place
 
1:50 AM
"10% of rep from each answer goes to the creator of the language"
 
no
 
lol not serious
 
Also many languages have been around long enough to become collaborative works with all the suggestions and improvements by other users.
 
@Downgoat Does your TeaScript for lipogram handle capitals?
 
1:55 AM
@trichoplax Do I get bonus rep for using my own language?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ *not an actual policy
 
Nice hat
 
1:56 AM
Thanks! It's new.
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat Like I pointed out in the comments of that answer, that's already disallowed by the "minimal effort" rule
 
@Mego that could be argued
 

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