Since it was so empty last night here in chat, I tried to convert one of my answers into a tweet. I used twitter the first time and I still dislike it. Anyway..
Code submitted by @halirutan #wolframlang http://t.co/aD3QI8Xpkt
@AsafMiron Sorry, it was a bit hectic yesterday. I hope you could solve it. Otherwise, it is always better to ask a specific question with a small example code. There are many people here who have experience and can help you.
@Rojo I was thinking about something in the same direction: Exposing the underlying system to the world. How awesome would it be if the wolfram server crashes live on Twitter :-)
@acl But what does it do? I guess I cannot really kick you out of here, can I?