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1:51 AM
A blitz game, @Doorknob?
 
sure!
 
good game!
 
gg!
I was terrible, as usual :P
Wanna play again?
 
I'm pretty proud of 22. Bf4 :P
hang on I want to check the analysis
 
2:03 AM
@Doorknob yes, that was a good move.
You had several very good ones this game.
dat graph tho -.-
 
but it was a mistake, according to stockfish -_-
Oh, so there wasn't an imminent checkmate. I was too low on time to check if there really was danger :P
sorry, have to run now. See you later!
 
ok!
 
 
4 hours later…
6:34 AM
If you fail the above opening, I'd be disappointed in you.
 
Well that was easy.
 
I know, right?! xD
Huh.
In chess.com's tactic trainer, you get rating increase even if you only complete a few steps.
 
 
2 hours later…
8:20 AM
lichess.org/Q6C3h2bn/black#46 From losing to checkmate :P
 
8:52 AM
"SE Chess" is winning by two votes. :P
 
You people have a terrible sense of naming.
 
I'm surprised we accumulated 6 votes so quickly. I guess it was the Taverners :D
 
I'll just write a script to change it on my side.
 
feel free ^.^
 
It's not like you can stop me. -_-
I'm playing classical games
Thinking (is) hard
lichess.org/i3p1gTj6tp3N this person is mirroring my moves :S
 
9:24 AM
Well, I gotta admit I can't see any mate in 6+ sequences
 
 
1 hour later…
Sam
10:36 AM
I see we still haven't settled on a name.
 
I'd rather have "Unihedron doesn't like our ideas" win than "SE Chess".
 
Sam
Lol.
 
What's the variant you're the best at?
(Standard counts.)
> Time on TV: 5 hours and 11 minutes
I feel like a celebrity
lichess celebrity
 
Sam
@Unihedron 3-check (I think).
xD
 
11:10 AM
I need to get better at threecheck
 
My training rating is 1499...
yay, now it's above 1500 \o/
 
Sam
\o/
 
~o~
 
 
2 hours later…
user43095
1:22 PM
Winning... Only optional?
 
Yup, there's no guarantee to win if you join here.
 
user43095
Well I've experienced that already :P
 
Winning requires gold membership. Please donate via PayPal... ;)
 
... or leave a bag of money at ProgramFOX's den.
 
user43095
Pay to win? :O
 
1:26 PM
Skill or money. Up to you :P
 
You expect people to travel to Belgium for a better chess score? o.O
 
@ByteCommander Clearly not, for €1337 you can buy a wormhole from me that will make a connection between your house and my den. You can drop your money in there.
 
...
You're trying too hard
 
Oh! Why wasn't that my idea...
 
Now of course that won't work if you don't know your own address... cough @Uni :P
 
1:29 PM
;~;
 
I'm going to start selling them for €1336.90 and ruin your business.
 
I'm going to duplicate them using an inventory regeneration glitch and give them to everyone for free. Universal neutrality!!!
 
If I sell them for €1337.42, people will always buy at me because the price is a lot cooler.
:p
 
What is cool with €1337.47?
 
leet answer
 
1:33 PM
>>>"leet" in dictionary
False
 
...
did you just
get here
 
Leet (or "1337"), also known as eleet or leetspeak, is an alternative alphabet for the English language that is used primarily on the Internet. It uses various combinations of ASCII characters to replace Latinate letters. For example, leet spellings of the word leet include 1337 and l33t; eleet may be spelled 31337 or 3l33t. The term leet is derived from the word elite. The leet alphabet is a specialized form of symbolic writing. Leet may also be considered a substitution cipher, although many dialects or linguistic varieties exist in different online communities. The term leet is also used as...
 
Aha...
Useless information.
Don't expect me to remember this.
 
I don't expect anything out of you really.
Not even to exist. :P
 
1:37 PM
Thanks.
You seem to have a really good day today once again...
 
I lost a game of bullet chess to time where my opponent ended with 00.3 seconds, so totally
Then again I've always been a grumpy angsty teenager
 
1:50 PM
Why don't you buy yourself this so that you get reminded of it every morning?
 
that's not a teenager
 
Because he has a beard?
 
because his height to obesity ratio is ott
 
(or better not)
 
 
2 hours later…
Is the record for the longest blink 4 hours or something?
I'm terrible at bullet, but hey, maybe I'll give it a shot.
 
I'm definitely running for at least an hour without bailing out :P
 
4:25 PM
...
change of plans
going to fix my mouse first
can't
touchpad will do
I'm deathmatching xD
aiming for top 100
ehh instead how about aiming for no rating loss
 
4:45 PM
Why didn't you advance the g pawn @Unihedron?
 
TIME
ok
changing soundtrack
let's begin
 
@Unihedron You seemed to have plenty of time at the.. err, time.
 
Wow... How cane one play 1+0 bullet in berserk mode?
 
ubermasterlolololoolol
 
And you have time to write here during such a game? o.O
 
4:51 PM
i'm closing this chat
I'm back
 
5:08 PM
that describes where I'm at
good night
 
night!
 
i wonder if there's a 0+1 koth
 
that was fast xD
 
You wanna continue? xD
Maybe we should do 0+2 instead.
wow
 
5:12 PM
I never knew I keep this potential on a trackpad
 
what was that for?
xD
 
... ??
I was keeping my optimal position. xD
 
you drew the game xD
 
I didn't expect you to be persistent. xD
0+2 feels weird
 
lol
one more
 
5:16 PM
lol
 
lol
 
lolwt
 
misclicks :S
 
Kd4# was a win
you missed it zS
xD
oh god
i'm even dizzier
 
I'm an idiot >.>
 
5:19 PM
I'm going to get shattered if I play anything bullet XD
 
I EVEN KNEW THAT
 
well
 
but so expected you to defend with the bishop I moved elsewhere.
 
when you hit rock bottom the only way is up :-)
 
so much for premoves.
 
5:20 PM
eh
 
@Unihedron true
 
I have no way to defend that square
my rook is blocked by king
 
oh GOOD GRIEF.
 
bishop is... light
 
The BISHOP IS THE WRONG COLOR
 
5:20 PM
you know
 
I think I'm going to go hide under a rock for a bit.
 
my 0+1koth instincts was looking for a rescuing move and paused
whenever I pause in a time critical game, it's because I'm losing xD
 
I'll keep that in mind :P
 
I gotta unwind somehow
or just sleep, but it's earlier than usual i'm just going to roll in bed for hour
s
 
Anybody a non-bullet game of KOTH?
 
5:28 PM
sure
medoes
blitz, ha
 
Get to bed Uni! :P
 
it's about bedtime
I have four minutes
 
1 hour ago, by Unihedron
good night
 
I didn't fall asleep on the keyboard so that's a good thing
also I dripped ice cream on the keyboard last night eating ice cream so i'm going to get ants and suffer :S
 
Again?
Yuck.
 
6:19 PM
yes, yet again
in Maid Café (メイド喫茶), yesterday, by Unihedron
ice cream dripped into my keyboard
I am just not a good luck person
ok the drowsiness is kicking in, good night fur realz :P
 
Sam
Night.
 
I will only believe this when your icon has left the room and you did not respond to pings for at least 3 hours.
Oh, and get yourself a waterproof keyboard.
Good night! ;)
 
@ByteCommander my keyboard is fine
but with the ice cream idripping in it there's going to be sweet inside
ants hunt for food
 
And with a waterproof keyboard, you can just wash the sweetness away.
 
:O
 
you are so clever!
I should hire you.
@ByteCommander i aint using windows
 
I hear a great amount of irony out of those sentences...
Every OS detects USB keyboards!
(Except Win < 98SE)
@Unihedron Or if you prefer the deluxe and not-foldable version:
 
um
i'll just throw mine away and get another for five bucks
but thanks
I want to order that keyboard tim post shared the other day
but I haven't found a merchant
 
hot tub + chess?
 
6:31 PM
No, to wash ice cream out of the keys and prevent ants invasion.
 
oh
yay, new chess set arrived.
 
on phone?
 
6:51 PM
no
real chess set
 
2 hours ago, by Unihedron
good night
 
phew but I didn't air the vinyl board out enough.
 
 
3 hours later…
9:43 PM
@Seth Good game!
 
gg!
just to copy out of the site chat:
> sethdj phew, you missed it xD
KeyboardFire I missed what? -_-
sethdj 38 Qxf1+
sethdj but perhaps your way was better.
sethdj 39, sorry
 
KeyboardFire oh lol yeah I definitely should have doen that
KeyboardFire done*
 
oh now I see that
huh
took it a while to come through.
well.. I made fewer blunders. I guess I'm getting better?
:P
 
:D
 

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