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12:00 AM
it's easy enough and I'm a quick enough study
 
My answers help any?
 
I still have to refer to the various API references (for both Python's stdlib and for [Py]GTK) so I don't think the overheads would have been much different
@AaronHall answers?
oh, SO?
 
Yeah, I work really hard making great content on SO that goes in depth on Python.
 
not sure tbh .. I only SO'd a couple of times. didn't look for author's name. and the questions were typically on specific libraries anyway, not on Python generally
 
I got a shout-out from a speaker at a conference. I happened to be in the crowd at the time and he knew me, but still. :D
 
12:02 AM
the Python syntax itself I've had no problem picking up. and I must say it's refreshing how quick it is to just get something done in Python.
 
Well I'm glad to know that.
starring that. we need better rep for Python around here. :D
 
but it's not like I've done much with Python yet beyond managing serial connections, composing a GUI, setting and manipulating timers, writing classes, functions and loops, generating a couple of arrays, and getting pyInstaller to do what I want w.r.t. embedding resources
tell you what though I have a horrendous coupling between my GUI and "business logic" (ugh) in one of the four main areas of functionality
I just don't have time to separate them right now and, tbh, I'm not even sure what a separation would look like beyond a horrific duplication of lots of code
so perhaps Python's a bit too easy because I can see that technical debt staying in the code for a while
 
you mean you refinanced your technical debt to a lower rate with python?
5
 
hah kinda
what I've really done is to re-implement a big chunk of my sort-of-web-based element management system in local app form for use over a USB link. so that peeps can verify the elements at commissioning-time before handing them over to long-term management with my main system
 
if the only way to separate them involves lots of duplication that sounds like actual separation is logically impossible anyway
 
12:06 AM
if I had my way I would have made use of the C++ libraries from which my main app is somewhat constructed
indeed, just a few months ago I was humble-bragging at how re-usable it all was
 
ah
the multi-language thing always throws a wrench in that kind of stuff
 
but then this requirement comes along with a much tighter deadline than anyone could have anticipated (because until I put together a PoC for fun nobody realised that we actually need this ... next week!) so I had to Python it up on the quick
more technical debt
although, in hindsight, there are enough differences between how one interacts with the elements over a network and over the USB link that it's probably for the best
but a bit of refactoring of this new code wouldn't go amiss.
oh, and I did re-use some of my config files (so I had to re-implement their parsers, naturally -.-)
so yeah. that's been my weekend. and last weekend. and a lot of the days in between..
but I'm more than a little scared because it's literally being used for important official business in just over a week and still absolutely nobody knows the freaking requirements
and when it inevitably goes completely wrong as a result, it'll all be my fault because I wrote the software
twatz
 
1.5x hopefully? :D
 
I think so
not actually sure
 
just to be sure to publicly and repeatedly tell everyone that nobody knows the requirements and you're just guessing
then they can't possibly screw you over...maybe
 
12:10 AM
done 69 overtime hours this year so far - and tbh I often do a good 10 or so in a month without being paid for it. so this'll be nice for a change.
@Ixrec the email I sent out half an hour ago with my first version of documentation attached (which also did this for good measure) was crystal clear, indeed :)
 
there you go, he took back his downvote. Still didn't upvote...
we should order answers by upvote velocity.
 
12:45 AM
probably haven't posted this here before. have a present (love this): soundcloud.com/boogiebelgique/boogie-belgique-live-band
nn
 
 
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2:30 AM
missed it :(
nn again lol
 
2:46 AM
woot, I got spacemacs working great on a VM. :D
I think I could just do it on my normal ubuntu now
 
 
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10:33 AM
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3 hours later…
I voted to close this as "primarily opinion-based". This would probably be better served on Programmers. The problem with the question lies in the fact that I wouldn't even have a service at all for that. Separation of Concerns would have you put all of those methods on the House class since they are all acting on an instance of a House. Perhaps with something other than a simplified example, you could demonstrate something that should be in a service. — krillgar 55 secs ago
 
Happy Coffee Day
 
@JimmyHoffa no!
Unhappy pie night
 
1:54 PM
^^ I dun' get it..
 
omg coffee. bbl
 
@JimmyHoffa +1
 
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2:23 PM
@RobertHarvey @Ixrec (since you two tend to find the NLP questions also) medium.com/@sicross/…
 
very cool, though I still can't warm up to the idea of talking to my computers
still headphones and a keyboard for me
 
user55340
@Ixrec notice the rather larger "list of regex" style configuration... And the Amazon scale development effort behind something as clunky as that.
 
@Ixrec I have gotten in the habit of using the one on my phone for simple shit; "remind me to get the pizza in 10 minutes" when I pop it in the oven, "take me home", "directions to <address>", or basic searches "who was in <movie>" etc. Simple crap so I don't have to type it on my phone. The Echo seems super cool except it just creeps me the feck out knowing I'm almost certainly being recorded 24/7 by it
 
honestly, I've never even tested those features
 
that alone is why I won't get an Echo
@Ixrec I just hold the search button, it pops up and let's me say what to do.. it's easy and avoids typing on the tiny phone keyboard. That's the only reason I do it; if I'm driving or watching a movie or doing something else and don't want to poke about at my phone. It's not a magical panacea like so many believe it's sold for, it's just a keypad-automator.
 
user55340
2:35 PM
Siri and similar are great for the simple things. Set a timer for...
 
I just keep telling myself the one on my phone isn't recording me 24/7, I can turn off what applications can access my microphone etc so..
 
user55340
Echo has the possibility of being real neat. Especially in the kitchen.
 
I am so confused about what is going on at work right now.
Apparently the project lead thinks that we're going to end up doing waterfall, just on a very small scale.
 
user55340
@KitZ.Fox you mean scrum right?
 
Well, see, that's what I thought.
 
2:37 PM
@MichaelT I'm trying to debut maven output.... :o hahaha
 
user55340
Isn't that what a sprint is?
 
So I'm all like "this is how I understand this stuff to work" and my boss says "that's not what the project lead wants; he thinks you are telling business what they want and so he wants them to come and give requirements in the sprint planning meetings."
I don't understand.
Am I misunderstanding the process? Shouldn't we have already collected and prioritized user stories by the time we get to sprint planning?
It's true I haven't done this before, but his method doesn't seem like it will work to me.
 
@MichaelT yeah, I actually really like the idea and want to have it. I just don't want an internet connected device that listens to me 24/7 - which exists solely to listen to me.
 
my understanding: ideally user stories will already be written before the sprint planning meeting, and the sprint planning is merely a negotiation of which tickets should go into the sprint (based on how long they'll take and whether they're "ready" yet)
 
I'm not usually creeped out by technology stuff like that, but the Echo just takes it to a whole new level imo. Also those kinect camera's; no thankyou.
 
2:42 PM
it is probably possible to spend the entire sprint planning meeting on coming up with user stories and making them "ready", though you probably won't have enough to fill a whole sprint it might be the most productive option in this situation
 
keep in mind this is all assuming that your team is a fully functioning Agile team and not a brand-new-getting-started one
 
(we actually did something similar a few weeks back because we'd decided to try doing this scrum thing properly but the biz guy hadn't had a chance to write any user stories before that meeting)
 
I'm really confused and also my feelings are hurt, so I'm having a hard time figuring it out. More coffee and some tingle videos will help, I think. Donuts would be good too, except I haven't any.
 
@KitZ.Fox it's just classic project nonsense: "We must change everything to <buzzword>!" translation: "I figured out a way to get everybody to agree to let me run everything by using <buzzword>, now I get to be the authority! Yay me!" - actually doing <buzzword> is not the point.
whether scrum get's done, or waterfall, or whatever, is beyond the whole reason somebody upturned the whole mess
 
@JimmyHoffa But they're holding out some mysterious "leadership" position for me. At the same time, it sounds like I'm being told to do things a certain way.
@JimmyHoffa I hadn't thought of it that way. This is an attempt to gain authority over my work, I bet, since he's run out of direct reports to recruit.
 
user55340
2:49 PM
@KitZ.Fox I am now trying to picture you with a Japanese tail thing and wondering how good of an idea it is.
 
I was just imagining a sad fox
 
user55340
It's like the ears. But on the other end.
 
user55340
I get that body language is hard enough. But if you want creepy "here is what this thought I was feeling here"
 
Happy "I asked for 5 shots in my latte and they asked me if I just wanted to fill my cup with espresso" day!
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@KitZ.Fox if you're eliciting requirements in the planning meeting, you've fucked up.
 
2:57 PM
14 mins ago, by enderland
keep in mind this is all assuming that your team is a fully functioning Agile team and not a brand-new-getting-started one
 
you mean someone has effed up
 
I'm using the plural version of 'you'
as in 'you the team'
 
user55340
Side bit... In theory the business gave the stories and requirements prior.
 
@AaronHall I don't think anyone around here has a negative rep about python - it's just that the vast majority of the regulars work in C# and Java shops
Sure we give haskell some crap every now and then, but deep down we all wish we could work in a system as beautiful and true as our one true god development language!
 
user55340
The devs are going to figure out what the next tasks to build and how many they can do such that when the sprint is done, you have a more viable product.
 
user55340
3:01 PM
I'll also point out I've never seen an uncoached scrum team have a "successful" first sprint.
 
our first sprint this year was a bit hilarious because literally all of us were stuck on KTLO
I made a point in the retrospective about how our definition of KTLO was probably too broad
 
Happy @Ampt is Ampt day?
@Ampt the Royal You; like the Royal I which you are soon to be privy to.
 
@Ixrec Team success means team eff ups.
And today's team success is that Scrum Master Favorite Dev ran a stand up like a pro.
Except for the standing up part.
But that's totally OK.
 
You know I used to question that but I heard a really good argument for standing - devs are lazy and want to sit - therefore by making them stand, you force them to keep the standup short
 
@KitZ.Fox birth is an organized and formalized approach to dying. Death is the success of a life. Death is success. I guess if you really want to argue the team succeeds by failure, you could just proclaim the team's ultimate result is to break apart at some future date, and they're accomplishing it efficiently by failing sooner..well.. good luck selling that .
 
3:11 PM
@Ampt I've heard that too.
 
As a dev, it made sense to me! So I try and stand in the standups whenever possible now.
 
@Ampt I have almost never seen devs be the cause of a standup dragging on. Also, I always sit at standups, and give short/concise responses while people give me stink-eye as they stand and babble on.
 
@JimmyHoffa See, lazy dev can't even be bothered to stand
 
@JimmyHoffa That's not what I meant. If you want a team, that means claiming the failures as a team as well as claiming the successes as a team.
 
our worst standups were always because we had to wait for biz people to show up or troubleshoot the conference call software
 
3:13 PM
The standing thing is utter nonsense, it's an attempt to use the crudest simplest tool with the most ignorable bit of rationale behind it to accomplish something people don't know how to accomplish otherwise: Keeping the meeting short.
 
was never up to me
 
@JimmyHoffa Oh come off the high horse. It's an incentive to keep the meeting short. No one is holding a gun to your head. :P
 
@KitZ.Fox but don't you see! The failures are the success! The successes are only staving off the ultimate failure which is your absolute completion and therefore success! Succeeding only delays success!
 
And clearly you've never worked with a dev that loved to hear themselves talk.
 
@Ampt seriously though, it's not. I get annoyed by it because honestly, I'm not going to stand for a 30 minute meeting, and people give me shit about it in jobs where I sat my ass down - meanwhile I answer the questions quickly; I'm well prepared, I show up on time, I follow all the rules and other people (typically managers) drag the meeting out.
and they give me shit about sitting down. It's fuckin stupid.
Let everyone sit down and focus on the important thing: Tell them to shutup and move on, tell them to come organized, and if the meeting tries to go over, just start throwing things at people
 
3:16 PM
well no true standup should have managers or non devs
snickers
 
@Ampt regardless, no true standup needs to involve standing
 
@JimmyHoffa That is stupid. So few people focus on the point instead of the instruction.
 
I thought managers watching the scrum was a normal thing
 
I quite like my current flavor of not-scrum: The manager just cancels about 3/4ths of the standup meetings because he's busy or whatever. We have no sprint planning, no backlog, no task breakdown and no team (it's just me!) but we're apparently doing "agile" and "scrum" :D haha
 
If the Whiteboard were a team … I don't want to think about it. I'm sure it would quickly devolve into a “success” by @Jimmy's definition.
 
3:19 PM
@amon quickly! That's the point! It would be efficient! :D
 
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@amon success is 200mg caffeine.
 
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(400 mg is the mayo clinic suggested limit mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/… )
 
@Ampt also - the "devs are lazy" trope is classic management nonsense. Since when is it "not lazy" to want to stand up? It's a constructed idea to hold up the moral value of our higher-ups while stereotyping the poor morals of their underlings (it's a testament to management that company's accomplish anything given how awful underlings all are!)
 
@JimmyHoffa That was the thing that pissed me off last week! The project lead didn't bother scheduling standups because he was too busy. wtf? The standups are for the people doing the work, ffs. Who cares if the project lead is too busy?
 
@JimmyHoffa Quit being lazy and just stand up
I don't get why you're trying to be so unagile
 
3:25 PM
victim shaming?
a more positive justification is that if you let the devs sit down they'll keep working on their code rather than give the scrum their full attention
 
@Ampt but the room won't stop spinning, if I stand up I'm liable to yark on my master scrum master, and it's all down hill from there...
@Ixrec who brings their laptop to a 15 minute meeting??
 
who does 15 minute standups?
 
@Ixrec true but still. Laptops in meetings is nonsense. If someone brings a laptop to a meeting, it's a testament to the fact that they don't belong in that meeting because they're not close enough to the topic at hand to be needed the entire time
if a meeting is done properly - with the people important for the topic at hand - then nobody in the room will be disengaged from what's going on to the point of having time to use a laptop
 
I was not suggesting that people bringing laptops to "real" meetings was an issue
 
@Ixrec I am
 
3:29 PM
*was an issue in the sense that it actually happens and something needs to be done to prevent it
at least not here
 
@JimmyHoffa you should be thankful the scrum master invited you to the meeting at all
 
@Ampt the master scrum master should be thankful I showed up clothed!
 
you're making it sound as if you work with The Master
 
@JimmyHoffa I mean here he is taking previous time out of his day to entertain the devs and you can't even be bothered to stand up
 
@Ampt untrue, the idea bothers me greatly in fact!
 
3:33 PM
entertain!?
 
@Ixrec he listens to your petty problems, does he not?
 
@Ixrec his presence is truly glorious. So much pomp; his luminescence pervades the hearts of all corporate subjects.
 
And all he asks in return is for you to straighten the knee!
one simple act will allow him to elevate you into the world of Scrum
 
He is being deferential by genuflecting. rolls eyes
Tea.
Tea will fix that.
And niceness.
 
Yeah... we're a pretty snarky team so that last one might be a problem hahha
 
3:37 PM
your lead tests for you? That's awesome, I have to do all my own; it's terrible.
 
@JimmyHoffa no, but my manager does QA which is neat
 
You have to make it look like you bothered to try to see if your code actually works? Ick.
 
@KitZ.Fox to be completely sure; not really. I can usually work it out so that people think I tested it, without making it even look like I did. Gamesmanship is way easier than actually working.
the idea gives me hot flashbacks; ick.
 
Soy supplements might help with that.
 
@MichaelT Funny, since I have zero experience in NLP.
But the Echo sounds cool.
Who would have thought that we'd live in an age where we talk to text.
 
user55340
3:40 PM
@RobertHarvey it really is a "you have a ton of work to do to ask a good question " for 99% of the questions.
 
user55340
The echo platform has that "we are trying to make it simple" which that 99% wants.
 
I'm coming to realize that most people have never been taught how to ask a good question.
 
user55340
Need to write that unofficial whiteboard blog...
 
I thought we knew that already
 
user55340
And that is SOs problem too.
 
3:42 PM
most people are quite bad at asking questions irl too
 
Yes, that one. and "Software Patterns aren't what you think they are."
Some people get irritated if you ask them a good question. They have no way of weaseling out of a good answer.
 
hmmm to install my home password manager to have access to all passwords on my work computer or not... :\
 
USB drive
encrypted of course
I have a 120GB USB drive that's encrypted with Bitlocker ( I don't use linux) and then I have keepass which is again encrypted
 
I use sticky notes.
 
@KitZ.Fox Do you want to get hacked? Because this is how you get hacked.
 
3:51 PM
But that's just for other people, in case I get hit by a bus or something. I only have five passwords.
I don't lock my doors either although I do lock my car if I'm at work or at a store or something.
 
I have a token printed off that unlocks my USB drive and my Keepass with my other valuables in a lock box. that should be sufficient to gain access to everything should I die
 
@Ampt hmmm... that's not a bad idea
I keep it in dropbox anyways though
 
yeah - encrypted USB is probably overkill but... what the hell
 
@Ampt You probably have more valuable things than I do.
 
@Ampt oh, that's cool, I kinda thought there was a latent negative impression about Python - not that it's a panacea, but I think there's huge value in it.
 
3:56 PM
@KitZ.Fox Nah, just read/write access to a few major websites that would cause a huge breach of security should they be stolen.
 
I liked python.
 
and I'm paranoid
so there's that too.
 
hence the sock?
 
@Ampt That's your personal property?
 
@KitZ.Fox past tense?
 
3:57 PM
Work related.
 
Oh well that's different.
I don't put work passwords on sticky notes.
@Ixrec I'm not a developer anymore.
I used python to develop virtual environments. It was fun.
 
but she did a research project on programming languages once :P
 
Who did?
 
you :P
 
Conversion on Dalvik blah blah... -- 88 answers. Yikes. If any question could use some cleanup, that one could. The answer you cited? No one would ever see it. — Robert Harvey ♦ 3 mins ago
Some good negative advice on Saving Activity State on Android, but it's buried at the bottom of a 27 answer pile (there are six other deleted answers). Hmm, I see a pattern emerging here. — Robert Harvey ♦ 53 secs ago
 
3:59 PM
Oh I see. You are joking about my jack-of-all-trades-ness, right?
 
@MichaelT Roomba musings. ^^ Original question at meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/316208
 
Not the first time I've been compared with Cliff Claven.
 
user55340
@RobertHarvey I'm more for activist 20k users and mods that recognize that 20 answers don't help anyone and contribute to forum like behavior by new users.
 
user55340
Saying the same thing 15 times should be deleted. Saying it 60 times means there is something wrong with the question and it should probably all be deleted for having such a low S/N ratio.
 
user55340
However without mods going in, that requires significant vote brigades and that leaves a bad taste in people's mouths.
 
4:11 PM
mods going in? sounds like a wartime thing ;-)
 
user55340
SO mods tend to be on the "not going to touch anything that might be an answer". When combined with the general voting style of "up vote everything" that much of the SO readers do it results in 20ks that can only delete the most egregious things. The crap with 80 answers is untouchable by 20ks.
 
@AaronHall Nah - we tend to love or hate things we directly interact with - python just isn't one of those things.
(What's that? The whiteboard only judges things it actively uses?! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????)
 
> import love
 
4:31 PM
@enderland deploy deploy deploy
 
psr
@Ampt To me telling people how to position their bodies during a meeting is a new low in micro-management.
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@psr Obviously you aren't committed to making the sprint schedule set forth by Management
 
Yeah. It's rather passive-aggressive to suggest that the problem is that you're not standing, as opposed to that you don't know how to think or speak properly.
 
user55340
The key part of a standing meeting is short. If a manager has a chair there is no reason not to have a 1h meeting.
 
user55340
(Employer^^ we made sure the manager couldn't sit down if we were to have a 5-10m meeting)
 
4:44 PM
He earned that chair through years of hard work and dedication to increasing developer LOC Production
His whipping arm was never the same after that!
Give the man a break for pete's sake!
 
user55340
Whenever he did we had 30m-1h long meetings even if scheduled for 5-10m.
 
2 hours ago, by Ampt
snickers
 
coughs
 
psr
5:14 PM
@Ampt Anyhow, stand-up is for the only slightly committed.
A stress position, also known as a submission position, places the human body in such a way that a great amount of weight is placed on just one or two muscles. For example, a subject may be forced to stand on the balls of his feet, then squat so that his thighs are parallel to the ground. This creates an intense amount of pressure on the legs, leading first to pain and then muscle failure. Forcing prisoners to adopt such positions is a method of torture used for extracting information or as a punishment. == See also == Psychological torture Hands up punishment Murga punishment Enhanced in...
Is for those who care about agile.
 
Do people still talk about "extreme programming" or has that died a death as an obvious ploy for gimmicky talks & books?
 
most everything is a ploy for gimmicky talks and books
 
.... and that's the subject of my upcoming book.
 
psr
@PhilLello Dumb as the name is, I think the original extreme programming stuff is better than scrum. Scrum seems to be far more popular at present.
 
@PhilLello XP has been hugely influential, and many ideas have been incorporated into other variants of Agile. However, XP itself is currently not common, and more or less died out.
 
5:22 PM
Fair enough. I just never liked the name.... now if it was coding on a phone mid jump on a snowboard, it would be different.
 
The name makes sense historically, but sounds terribly 90s. Then again, our age has enough cringe-worthy terms, starting with “Ninja”.
 
user55340
The focus on pair programming in it made it distasteful to many devs (so annoying!) and management (2x the cost?)
 
@amon I haven't seen a terminology or method named after zombies though
or sparkly vampires
 
user55340
@ratchetfreak ZDD?
 
user41796
@MichaelT Mmmm brainz
 
5:31 PM
@MichaelT work the programmers to near death and you end up with zombie programmers
 
yeah I think zombie programming = business as usual
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the scrum terminology seems no less ridiculous than that of XP to me
 
user55340
@ratchetfreak death march ftw?
 
user55340
@whatsisname death march ftw?
 
@ratchetfreak In every generation, there is a chosen one. She alone will hack the code and stand against the bugs and forces of management. She is the Code Slayer (not sparkly though)
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5:52 PM
How We Got To Now is on netflix, great show anyone/everyone here should see. Just fun historical stuff about modern society stuff like the work day / timezones / modern water+plumbing etc
@Ampt you should
 
@JimmyHoffa hahahahahahahahaah that took me a second.
 
@Ampt don't you want to be successful?
@PhilLello the name aside, the concepts behind it are surprisingly sound IMO. It's basically the anti-process process which says "Everyone but the developer is useless, put the developer(s) and the customers in a room, lock it and wait until the dev gives the secret knock indicating the product is ready"
 
@JimmyHoffa My coworkers were concerned when the response to "Why are you laughing so hard" was "A dead teamster wants me to kill myself in the name of agile"
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List of reasons Ampt is losing it++
 
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@Ampt I don't know the entire context here but it made me laugh anyhow.
 
why the f do we "surf" the web?
 
6:04 PM
@PreferenceBean cuz we're hip and trendy, now go hang 10, bro.
 
user15026
@PreferenceBean from channel surfing, like on a TV? I dunno.
 
@AshleyNunn hmm
well why do we do that too
 
user15026
No idea. Just guessing at reasons.
 
psr
@PreferenceBean Clever pun on Vincent Cerf?
 
> The use of a remote control to switch channels on a TV set is quite different from the versions above as it it doesn't physically mimic surfboarding. It is surfing only in a figurative sense in that it alludes to the moving easily and smoothly from one place to another.
 
6:16 PM
Hello. Any javascript geniuses in here? :D
 
@Shortstuff81000 Do you mean ECMAscript?
 
psr
@Shortstuff81000 3 Ninjas, 1 Guru, a Profit, and a Code Slayer - the geniuses get in later in the day.
 
No. Haha awesome! I am creating a choose your own adventure game using the DOM.
 
Okie dokie
 
I start out with a dropdown list of characters for the player to choose from. After they select their character, they click on a "Choose this player" button to invite a "guest". The game is sort of a spin off of Clue. :D The player "invites" four "guests", one "dies", leaving you with three "suspects".
Crap I hit the escape button instead of the ` button!
My problem is with the "Create player" button's event listener; if I leave it in the StartGame function, it skips straight to the welcomePlayer function, which asks the player to invite their first guest.
Here's my code for creating the button and the comments I used to mark my "progress" in trying to resolve the issue myself. `btnPlayer = document.createElement('button');
btnPlayer.id = 'BTN_btnPlayer';
btnPlayer.type = 'button';
//If I don't add the EventListener in the StartGame method, the game doesn't work. If I have it in the StartGame method, the startGame method is skipped and the "Invite your First Guest" UI is displayed, even if I have UseCapture set to true.
btnPlayer.addEventListener('click', welcomePlayer(), true);
 
6:29 PM
@Shortstuff81000 you want the btnPlayer when clicked to execute welcomePlayer() ? then the issue is you're handing it the result of calling welcomePlayer() as the event listener (in effect executing the method when wiring the event, instead of wiring the event to the method). You meant to btnPlayer.addEventListener('click', welcomePlayer, true);
note when there's no () you're using the function as a variable, rather than directly executing it in place and handing over the return value
what you did was identical to this: var someVal = welcomePlayer(); btnPlayer.addEventListener('click', someVal, true);
 
Oh weird! I didn't know there was a difference. :)
So how would I tell the program to wait for the button to be clicked before executing the function?
 
You may like to have a read of this book as a good way of working out the various elements of programming semantics available in a more comprehensive perspective
 
I will. I have a few books leftover from school. I will see if any of them can help. Thanks so much for yours!
 
@psr aye, I caught this the other day. Makes sense. He's decided he sounds like a crazy man and he's not sure he wants to hold that belt so high above his head moving forward.
 
6:46 PM
never really read any of his stuff - sounds kind of pompous but maybe he did do all those things.
 
@Ampt he is, crazy too, but still writes interesting things
 
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He had a rant about Agile that was pinned in here for a while. And a few of his posts have been mentioned in here. But as far as some of the more grandiose claims that are being made in that post ... meh, I haven't seen anything to support it.
 
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Then again, people sent Crockford death threats over JSON... The interwebs are a pretty effed up place. So I wouldn't discount Church saying that he got death threats
 
I don't think anyone has literally shit their pants because they heard his name
he's not the batman...
 
> Rants, essays, and diatribes.
 
6:54 PM
Excusez mon français
 
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34, 29, 26, 24, ...
 
user41796
I review that list in reverse. Far easier.
 
right? Sort for rocks, not sand
 
sort of update: limit of three close reasons currently seems to be per-site and technically can be increased to at least 5. I just noticed that Stack Overflow has got five custom close reasons ("general computing hardware and software", "professional server- or networking-related infrastructure administration", "recommend or find a book, tool, software library, tutorial or other off-site resource", "why isn't this code working?", "problem that can no longer be reproduced") — gnat 3 mins ago
^^^ if I understand correctly, we can have two more custom reasons than now if needed
 
7:15 PM
I think this job is going to severely reduce my Whiteboard time...
 
psr
@enderland Time to think hard about your priorities.
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why do people waste their time with such shit job postings all the time
 
user41796
@whatsisname don't know better; stifling corporate rules regarding postings; just don't give a crap; describing things clearly is difficult; all the above...
 
alternatively, half of job postings are shit, and the other half you're blatantly unqualified for (this is certainly how it felt to me when I was job hunting)
 
@enderland beware, the friendliest dev, is the one most likely to carve QA up for breakfast at the retrospective. He's only being nice to gather intel. Don't believe the lies!!
 
7:30 PM
EXPERT PROGRAMMER NEEDED! Must have expert level skills in C,C++,HTML,CS,Javascript,SQL. $12/hr!
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wow double digits?!
 
@enderland no, that's only 6 languages
 
Great opportunity for future work!
 
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And we all know that C/C++ only counts as one language.
 
Also desirable: emscripten experience, so your code can be used as C, C++ or JS
 
7:33 PM
@JimmyHoffa .... per hour pay*
 
user55340
@whatsisname been reading Craigslist?
 
@enderland Obviously had we known this we would have never supported your transition
 
@MichaelT: always
 
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@Ampt SORRY I LIKE MY JOB PLZ FORGIVE ME
 
7:43 PM
lol oops
 
@enderland ... We'll think about it.
 
@enderland wat ? I'm not sure you're even allowed here with that kind of attitude.. you know what, drink 3 drams and say 10 Hail Haskells and all is forgiven
 
I can't write myself a new car on $12/hr
 
@whatsisname but you can download one!
 
user55340
@whatsisname you just bill for 72h/day.
 
user55340
@JimmyHoffa it's too damn high!
 
@MichaelT: true, just say I subbed parts out lolz
I should repost one of the terrible ads sometime and see if anyone actually responds to it
 
@whatsisname I think you'd find the results more depressing than you wished to know
 
most likely
 
if hypothetically a friend of mine were to be installing Hackintosh in a VM right now that friend might hypothetically remark on how fecking slow it hypothetically may be to hypothetically install
 
7:58 PM
You might be better off over here, as this is a bit more theoretical: programmers.stackexchange.comdgig 46 secs ago
 
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