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user55340
12:33 AM
@Snowman in a different world, I would have been interested in being a Photographer Mate (PH). Its a MC now, and that would still be interesting. IT but, I'd also point out that having been in IT doing that, I'd rather dream.
 
user55340
> 1. Are there any FTPS servers that support server pre-processing? PHP specifically
 
user55340
That part is a recommendation question, which is why the question got closed.
 
user55340
> 2. Has anyone implemented such FTP pre-processing before, or has FTP always simply exposed a flat file-system?
 
user55340
That's more of a poll of experiences which tends not to work well - there's no problem to be solved.
 
user55340
12:36 AM
> 3. Are there any alternative protocols to ftp that better support server-side pre-processing but would still allow Windows Explorer integration? again, PHP specifically
 
user55340
That one gets back to the recommendation of technology...
 
Alright... I was trying to pose specific questions to avoid the extremely broad 'how do I implement ftp pre-processing?'
So is preferred not to narrow the scope but to keep it to the high-level question?
 
user55340
@PeterScott What I would try doing is describing your system (you do a good job of that), and then point out the problem that you are having with FTPS.
 
user55340
The first question firmly more of a server fault direction thing...
 
user55340
though they would have similar problems with recommendations.
 
user55340
12:40 AM
To answer your question there though, I'd be looking more at WebDAV.
 
@MichaelT Thanks; that gives me a direction to look in. I can edit the question if you think it's worth keeping, otherwise I'm inclined just to delete it.
 
user55340
Often the direction is enough... there's a bit more to dig into (looking)... its why chat is so nice often.
 
user55340
Filesystem in Userspace (FUSE) is an operating system mechanism for Unix-like computer operating systems that lets non-privileged users create their own file systems without editing kernel code. This is achieved by running file system code in user space while the FUSE module provides only a "bridge" to the actual kernel interfaces. The original, and commonly used implementation, is implemented as a loadable kernel module. Released under the terms of the GNU General Public License and the GNU Lesser General Public License, FUSE is free software. This implementation of FUSE is available for Linux...
 
user55340
That's something else to look into.
 
12:44 AM
My 2 cents:
Cent #1: Even though FTP means File Transfer Protocol, that does not mean that the "files" being transferred have to be "actual" files any more than HTTP documents have to be actual document files stored on the server. That's a sort-of answer to your question #2: no, I don't know specifically that anyone has done this, but it is certainly doable and sensible.
 
user55340
@JörgWMittag I did that with Gopher back in the day...
 
user55340
I still think of http and gopher as anonymous resource fetching protocols. And the resource can be dynamic.
 
user55340
The tricky part with ftp is all the ports that it plays with if you are going to try to write your own.
 
user55340
But, you could certainly do tricky things with having named pipes be available.
 
Cent #2: Even if you choose to interpret it as literally just transferring files from the server, that does not mean that those files have to be actual physical files on the harddisk. Think of the /proc or /sys filesystems on Linux (or the Windows Registry, which isn't a filesystem, but really should be). FUSE is a nice way of implementing virtual filesystems without being bound by the restrictions of a kernel-mode filesystem driver.
Oh yeah, named pipes would be another nice trick.
 
user55340
12:49 AM
(Redditfs implemented in FUSE : github.com/ianpreston/redditfs )
 
Or, just run your FTP server on Plan9 :-D
 
user55340
Named pipes were how I did dynamic in gopher days. Had a friend who had a named pipe for his .plan on unix that sent him an email each time someone did a finger. Got rather annoyed at me when I put that info out on IRC.
 
Thanks to both of you. This is going to be a low-priority feature of the site but it's one that I find interesting. Particularly for 'non-techy' users, people tend to view windows-explorer as 'their computer' and a browser as 'the internet'. Offering file-system access seems like a powerful way to make our user's feel 'comfortable'.
 
WebDAV is kind-of like FTP with versions and metadata.
It didn't take off, really, but I believe it is supported by Windows Explorer.
 
user55340
12:54 AM
@JörgWMittag svn uses webdav.
 
The Subversion network protocol is based (loosely) on WebDAV.
Ha!
I actually used to poke around on Subversion repos using Windows Explorer.
I think.
I don't quite remember.
It might have Nautilus.
 
Finally... I see ground that is properly tread via Google search. WebDAV is looking promising. sabre.io/dav
 
Yep. Apparently, WebDAV is supported by Windows Explorer, OSX Finder, and the more feature-ful filesystem browsers on Unix/Linux (e.g. the defaults on Ubuntu, KUbuntu, SuSE, RedHat, etc.)
And I'm willing to bet there's a davfs FUSE somewhere out there.
 
IOW: the only people who are not going to have a filemanager supporting WebDAV are ones running minimalist Unix/Linux distribution, which are probably as far from your "dummy user" base as you can imagine.
 
1:02 AM
yes, quite.
 
@PeterScott That's the opposite of what I meant, but also really cool!
Oh, right, how could I forget! CalDAV is based on WebDAV.
 
Outside the confines of HTTP there be beautiful things.
I'm going to get back to some lovely API design. Thanks @MichaelT and @JörgWMittag for your help; a very useful chat.
 
user55340
@PeterScott any time.
 
design... I need to check my placement on again..
 
The beauty of DAV, WebDAV, and DeltaV is actually that it's just a couple of verbs added to HTTP.
No hassle with firewalls, proxies, and mature codebases to build WebDAV servers off of.
 
1:08 AM
I remember using WebDAV for file management ages ago, and I believe I recall it being strongly equated with security risks but that was probably more due to the immaturity of web security when it first came around (and implementations of WebDAV) than the actual concept itself
I think that was one of the big things that killed it
 
I think it has its own permissions system, if I remember correctly.
That means you will end up with HTTP authentication, whatever WebDAV does, and access control to the underlying filesystem resources (if there are any). That's just looking for trouble.
 
 
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user55340
2:39 AM
 
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The Magic Roundabout in Swindon, England was constructed in 1972 and consists of five mini-roundabouts arranged around a sixth central, anti-clockwise roundabout. Located near the County Ground, home of Swindon Town F.C. Its name comes from the popular children's television series The Magic Roundabout. In 2009 it was voted the fourth scariest junction in Britain, in a poll by Britannia Rescue. == History == === Concept === The roundabout was constructed according to the design of Frank Blackmore, of the British Transport and Road Research Laboratory, under the control of Traffic Engineer Raymond...
 
@MichaelT idea for an issue for the blog: Collect all the "10x developer rockstar" stuff into a single place; the empirical evidence (with the numbers, dates, details that have been largely criticized in various places) with the criticisms, and just tell the whole narrative. Mention the buzzwords as they are, where they came from (studies et al) and conclude on a position of "perhaps empiricism just can't quantify this stuff" which I think many people have come to.
 
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@JimmyHoffa Go to the issues. Put that text in the text box. Tag it 'topic'.
 
I think there's a valid position backing the idea that you miaybe can't quantify it by falling back on the idea that it's art as much as anything else; and everyone knows you can't quantify the productivity of an artist
yeah. I will. In a few.
I don't think there's a stance to sell; just questions to raise more than anything which is a bit more interesting in my book. "Can we actually quantify this stuff? Are the empirical points accurate, inaccurate, or incapable? Can't know."
 
 
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5:04 AM
Not giving you a hard time, but questions posted on stackoverflow should focus on a specific code-based problem and usually include example code for review. A question like yours is probably a better fit on Programmers. Again, no hassle, but I think you will get a better response on Programmers. — Sean Mickey 25 secs ago
 
user114359
5:25 AM
@JimmyHoffa apparently I earned a bronze medal for
 
user114359
@MichaelT I do wish in my younger years that I would have lived a little... and risked life a little more. I don't have enough cool stories now :-(
 
6:03 AM
While I feel like there would've been a more polite way to explain the problems with the question, the other users are correct that this question is off-topic for Stack Overflow. There are other online resources that might be useful to you and, if you're able to re-word and contextualize your problem here some more, it might be On-topic for programmers.stackexchange.com (I'm not a member of that community however, so I can't speak definitively to their guidelines.) Hope that helps! — nbrooks 1 min ago
 
 
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7:38 AM
@JimmyHoffa personally, I'm more interested in the question of how common are "<1x developers" who cost more in bugs and technical debt than they provide in functionality, such that firing them raises the overall productivity
 
8:13 AM
 
9:02 AM
@Ixrec By definition, 50% would be “<1×” devs (if 1 is the median of productivity)
 
@amon I would like to think that the extremely low quality level I described is far below the median of programmers that actually get hired and stay employed
but then that's why I'm interested in the question
 
 
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> Originally described by G. Gordon Schulmeyer, it can be resumed, in his own words, as:
"There are net negative producing programmers (NNPPs) on almost all projects, who insert enough spoilage to exceed the value of their production. So, it is important to make the bold statement: Taking a poor performer off the team can often be more productive than adding a good one."
 
user55340
 
1:10 PM
@gnat It's been stated many times that the rules for profiles are very relaxed. You're wasting flags, and mod time!
(I've seen mods openly defend profiles a lot worse than that)
mind you, that was on SO
 
Oded, the saviour of close votes
 
Oded, son of Odin but more dead and less noisy
 
user55340
@PreferenceBean when gnat posted that, the OP hadn't gotten the autobiographer badge. I suspect there are now deleted posts.
 
user55340
Especially with the editor badge in place - which points to a deleted post: workplace.stackexchange.com/help/badges/3/editor?userid=47202
 
just earnt Yearling again on Workplace. I wonder how many jobs I'd have gone through by now if I actively used it
 
1:21 PM
Voting to close as too broad. Need to narrow this down to a specific programming question, or possibly migrate over to programmers.se — theMayer 31 secs ago
This question is unclear in that it does not appear to be about a specific programming issue. If you are seeking a general discussion on architecture, I recommend programmers.se; otherwise, this question is not a good fit for the stack overflow site. — theMayer 22 secs ago
 
1:37 PM
@PreferenceBean they posted 4 or 5 "answers" and one "question". All are removed now, only profile left (I know a way to flag it but don't care enough to worry)
 
2:28 PM
heh finally got the CV review 250 badge here.
 
2:59 PM
Happy Coffee Day Progs!
@Snowman 20 years? More like 10!
 
3:11 PM
@PreferenceBean You should Quit the Workplace
 
no u
 
already did!
 
Unhappy Coffee Day
No coffee yet
D:
 
user55340
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A: More fun with gates: Karnaugh simplification

Keith RandallPython, 609 chars N=input() M=[[(255,['A']),(3855,['B']),(13107,['C']),(21845,['D'])]] U=[1]*65536 for f,a in M[0]:U[f]=0 s=lambda x:x if x else'' L=1 B=65535 while all(f-N for f,a in sum(M,[])): K={} for f,a in M[L-1]: if U[f^B]:K[f^B]=[u'ᐂ',u'│']+a;U[f^B]=0 for i in range((L+1)/2): for ...

 
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(Note: uses Canadian writing)
 
3:24 PM
@MichaelT ah yes, the english dialect where the grammar rules replaced the period with "aye?"
 
That question is from '13. Nevermind
 
user55340
@Ampt still neat. Though v and ^ might work too.
 
@Ampt kek
 
I mean I get the reasoning behind this, but it feels like it goes against the spirit of golfing
then you get stuff like this
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Q: Output the van der Corput sequence

BobThe van der Corput sequence is one of the simplest example of low-discrepancy sequence. Its n-th term is just 0.(n written in base 10 and mirrored), so its first terms are : 0.1, 0.2,0.3,0.4, 0.5,0.6,0.7, 0.8,0.9, 0.01, 0.11,0.21,0.31, 0.41,0.51,0.61, 0.71,0.81,0.91, 0.02, 0.12,0.22,0.32, 0.42,0...

with 6 character answers
 
their meta is full of discussions about exactly this problem
the relevant rule I know they agreed on is that you can't use a language that was invented after the challenge was posted
 
3:31 PM
Heh. No matter how deep you go, there's always fragmentation in every community
 
I find it interesting reading other sites' metas
 
I'm sure someone will link that XKCD momentarily.
 
 
user41796
@PreferenceBean Do you have a link for that?
 
user41796
As I have seen less offensive profiles be edited
 
3:33 PM
I assume you were thinking of the "now there are 15 standards" one, but I find this one funnier and less famous
 
user41796
blargh
 
@GlenH7 nah it was a while ago
 
@Ixrec nope, I was talking about this one:
 
now we must argue about which of these xkcds is most apt, thereby proving all of them accurate
 
@GlenH7 How do I flag that profile?
 
user55340
3:36 PM
Agree on this:
 
@Ampt heh took me a moment to grok that
 
user55340
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Q: Could sentient AI hack the computer system in which its simulation program is running?

Steve BullittSince there is no sentient AI yet, this is more of a hypothetical question for now, but it could become a real issue in the not so distant future. So would it be possible even in principle for sentient AI beings that live in a virtual environment that simulates our Universe to "hack" the system o...

 
user41796
@Ampt I don't know, tbh
 
user55340
Burn with fire.
 
user41796
I'm raising it as an issue in the TL though.
 
3:37 PM
his profile pic is pretty offensive too TBH
 
user41796
That's what really pushed it over the line for me
 
user55340
Two more delete votes now...
 
user41796
No, one more
 
we should've migrated it to Worldbuilding.SE
 
user55340
Interesting. On mobile I can see the name of the editor badge question that was deleted. On full site, I don't.
 
3:47 PM
@Ampt What was it?
 
user41796
@Ampt Workplace version of the profile is gone. Waiting on network wide one to expire away
 
@Ixrec I almost suggested that
 
I'm of the mind that "sentient AI" doesn't even make sense as a term. It's like "talking banana". AI that grows in knowledge, ability to plan, predict, and make accurate decisions is a rational concept, but "sentience" refers to a concept of perceptive experience that is holy (that one's for the pedant @PreferenceBean) bound to organic life.
 
@Ixrec concluded it was too technical
@JimmyHoffa only if you subscribe to the notion that only organic life is capable of experiencing sentience, which is difficult to justify unless you are the only person on earth to have finally determined what sentience actually, really is
 
Adjective: sentient ‎(comparative more sentient, superlative most sentient)
  1. Conscious or self-aware.
  2. Experiencing sensation, thinking, thought, or feeling.
  3. (chiefly in science fiction) Possessing human-like knowledge and intelligence.
Noun: sentient ‎(plural sentients)
  1. Lifeform with the capability to feel sensation, such as pain.
  2. (chiefly science fiction) An intelligent, self-aware being.
Verb: sentient
  1. third-person plural future active indicative of sentiō...
 
3:48 PM
@JimmyHoffa strange, while I can't imagine it ever happening in our lifetime, I don't see any reason why a non-organic machine would be in principle incapable of experiencing sentience the same way we do
 
A wiktionary definition does not satisfactorily define the nature of the thing we call sentience
 
philosophers can't even do it
 
huh, guess I'm wrong. I understood sentient to refer to the relationship between sensations and emotions
@Ixrec they're not; the mechanical turk had them all replaced centuries ago.
 
so basically all you're doing is discriminating against non-organic forms of life by asserting right from the outset that they are and always will be incapable of sentience
jerk
 
user55340
3:50 PM
Adjective: sentient ‎(comparative more sentient, superlative most sentient)
  1. Conscious or self-aware.
  2. Experiencing sensation, thinking, thought, or feeling.
  3. (chiefly in science fiction) Possessing human-like knowledge and intelligence.
Noun: sentient ‎(plural sentients)
  1. Lifeform with the capability to feel sensation, such as pain.
  2. (chiefly science fiction) An intelligent, self-aware being.
Verb: sentient
  1. third-person plural future active indicative of sentiō...
 
@JimmyHoffa yeah I got a bit confused momentarily - I thought that ultimately we were both actually talking about something that's not "sentience", and that it's a common mistake - but I can't find the other word now
senescence or something probably dno cba
 
self-awareness? consciousness? rationality?
 
@PreferenceBean non-organic forms of life - another term like "talking banana" it just doesn't make sense
 
@JimmyHoffa what
that's so racist
 
not sure racist is the right word, but I would characterize that as discriminatory
 
3:54 PM
was joking (a bit)
 
@Ixrec Perhaps consciousness is the one I'm thinking- I don't see how "AI" can have that. It's just a bunch of complex mathematical calculations. Like I said, it can grow in knowledge and learn new things, make predictions and decisions, but it's never actually "conscious".
 
are you using the word "life" as if it were the phrase "life as we know it"? that's self-defeating when the subject matter under discussion is about life not as we know it?
 
@JimmyHoffa but what do you think we are?
 
@JimmyHoffa Anyone would say the same thing about the human brain if it weren't for the fact that, individually, we can attest to the notion that consciousness is more
 
I think this question belongs more to programmers.stackexchange.com. — Simon Kraemer 20 secs ago
 
3:55 PM
To sit and declare that some piece of life that doesn't even exist yet cannot possibly have the same experience is nonsense
inb4 Jimmy is a bible basher
 
user55340
@Ixrec meat
 
@JimmyHoffa have you heard of the Chinese Room Argument?
 
@PreferenceBean true, but we have many more facets than just our ability to think rationally. A machine will never feel emotion for instance. Or feel anything really, it can only calculate things.
 
@JimmyHoffa Why not?
Do you think emotions and sentience come from the molecular structure of carbon, or something?
There will be plenty of carbon in your non-organic robot!
 
@PreferenceBean I don't know where life comes from, but I have absolutely no belief we can just code it up.
 
3:56 PM
@JimmyHoffa I believe what you're asserting is that any non-organic apparently sentient being would be a philosophical zombie, does that sound right?
 
@JimmyHoffa That's not the same as having absolute belief that we can't.
 
I don't think we can code it up, but I doubt it's impossible to do so
 
A position which seems incredulously indefensible to me
We can't prove whether we have consciousness, let alone some construct that doesn't even exist yet
 
@PreferenceBean I create lint in the dryer from nothing, therefore I am.
 
it is common in metaphysics to point out that none of us can prove that any other human is conscious
 
3:58 PM
:D
 
it may be I'm the only conscious one in this chatroom and the rest of you are just bots I wrote to entertain me before giving myself amnesia, but that's very unlikely
 
I mean wake up sheeple, machines can't be alive! Ad Victoriam!
 
I am also obligated to tell all of you to watch Ex Machina
 
Iduno, AI just has all these fanciful attributes people constantly project on it, and I think they are greatly meritless. It's like people talking about the science of wormholes and concluding that we will at some point be able to travel livably through them; wormholes are likely real and something we could make, but the attributions people give to them just seem silly to me
 
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@Ixrec solipsism
 
4:00 PM
@JimmyHoffa I disagree with this. I mean, at it's base level, a neuron has no way to explain pain or sadness or anything else, but our brains, and thus our consciousness is made up of naught else.
 
@JimmyHoffa I agree that any talk of Google creating Skynet is largely fanciful, but that doesn't mean the related philosophical questions are trivially answerable in the negative (or the positive)
 
To think that the human brain is something more special than a microprocessor is, IMO, incorrect. I truly believe that we will one day create AI capable of doing everything we can, feelings included
@Ixrec That was good, if not a little weird.
probably not for everyone.
 
definitely not for everyone
 
user55340
@Ampt strong AI proposal leads to railroads implementing a cellular automata that is turning complete being aware.
 
if only because most people are primarily interested in fast-paced action movies these days
 
4:03 PM
@Ixrec did you realize that both male leads in that movie were in SW:TFA?
 
I did not
 
that kind of blew my mind
Crazy Billionaire is Rebel Ace Pilot, Corporate underling is Imperial General.
 
@Ampt I think the only way we'll synthesize intelligence will be through evolving our approaches until we're synthesizing organisms, at which point we're playing with living cells and such. I would no longer call such "AI", when the term has pretty much always referred to thinking software.
 
I am now curious how Jimmy would react to Ex Machina. Would he just think all the characters are idiots the whole time?
 
@JimmyHoffa So you're saying that we can't do it with current hardware technology - I don't think anyone here is arguing that
 
4:05 PM
tbh the term "AI" now refers to software designed to make educated guesses, for "thinking software" you need some other less-overused term like "strong AI"
 
To me it sounded like your agument was that we would never be able to create "life" which I think is incorrect.
 
@Ampt I'm saying we can't do it with non-organic material, and "AI" with life is no longer the same thing without stretching the term to mean any taught-living-organism. My dog has AI then because I taught her to sit; thus imparting artificial intelligence upon her.
 
I still have no idea why the material has anything to do with it
 
Synthesized life? We will definitely create that. The fact that the life has intelligence is a fact of life, because the life is synthesized does that make it's intelligence "artificial" ?
@Ixrec think about the definition of the word "artificial" to get where I'm coming from. "Artifice" refers to it being just a shallow appearance of something
 
I'm going to assume everyone here is actually in complete agreement and just came into this with contradictory definitions of certain words
 
4:08 PM
Noun: artifice ‎(plural artifices)
  1. a crafty but underhanded deception
  2. a trick played out as an ingenious, but artful, ruse
  3. a strategic maneuver that uses some clever means to avoid detection or capture
  4. a tactical move to gain advantage
  5. artifice m ‎(plural artifices)
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@JimmyHoffa I think we absolutely will do it with non-organic material.
 
define "organic"
 
Lets go with carbon based self replicating structures?
yeah that definition is shite
 
truth
google's first definition for "life" is the one I would ascribe to here:
> the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
 
which seems to include all the usual sentient androids from sci-fi
well maybe not K-9
 
4:12 PM
@Ixrec they grow?
 
they can build bigger arms
and upgrade themselves - so yes
 
they get upgraded
 
C3PO didn't pop outa no-where
 
you're all crazy.
 
you're just a chatbot
 
4:14 PM
lol seriously? You think that the key to life must include cellular based organisms?
 
@Ampt I think that's the definition of life is all- as a word.
 
you need to watch more sci-fi
 
@JimmyHoffa well that's your fault for using a narrow-viewed definition of life
 
the definition you quoted definitely can include non-organic stuff
 
we're not talking about the word, we're talking about the concept of life
ya knob
 
4:16 PM
that's why I started this with the idea that "non-organic life" is like "talking banana", in my book they're both terminologically irrational. Perhaps that's the wrong comparison, it's more like "stupid genius"
 
some days your pedantry reaches levels I didn't even know existed :P
 
@Ampt well.. the word defines the concept. I guess I am talking about the concept. I don't see anything wrong with claiming we're able to do many things you guys agree we can do, I just think those things are fundamentally not "life" unless they're made from living organic cellular structures
 
I like how you just defined "life" as "living <other words>"
also:
23 mins ago, by MichaelT
@Ixrec meat
still relevant
 
@JimmyHoffa At one point, black people weren't considered "people" according to the definition of the word. Does that make them any less of people?
Not trying to call you a racist or anything, just the first comparable situation that popped into my head
 
and I strongly doubt we'll ever create non-organic things capable of emotion and independent motivations / independent goal making
 
4:19 PM
the definition doesn't always match the idea
ok, so ignoring your first argument about the definition of the word life, why do you feel that it's incapable to create non-organic "things capable of emotion and independent motivations / independent goal making"?
 
that phrase doesn't make sense
:D
 
user55340
 
typically "organic" means "carbon-based", and afaik there's no reason to believe "emotion" or "independent motivation" are special properties of the carbon atom
 
user114359
@Ampt carbon is a necessary component of any organic chemical, and it enables many complex molecules (such as proteins) to be created: s2.quickmeme.com/img/c2/…
 
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@JimmyHoffa so when you say "non-organic life" you really mean "non-organic organic life"
I agree that having artificial non-organic organic life is silly
 
Yes. Because he's a knob.
 
and such entities will never be sentient
haha
 
thankfully knobs can never be sentient
 
deleting that :D
 
4:26 PM
the praying mantis may have a brain in its rear end for after its head gets eaten, but that's as close as it gets
 
non-organic things capable of emotion and all the participles of an independent conscious however, I doubt it because I do believe those are given rise through the specific mechanisms of organic systems: The chemistry, receptors and organic neural paths etc. We may mimic those systems to a degree but I don't think we'll ever get such to function as comprehensively as we will through synthesizing organic cellular structures. Synthesizing organic neural pathways for instance
 
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@Ixrec see my previous comment: organic chemistry gets its name from carbon, which is in many, if not all, complex molecules. The types of molecules that allow "biology" to happen.
 
@Snowman I am aware we have very good explanations for why Carbon was the magic element here on Earth, but none of that completely rules out the possibility of anything else ever producing other creatures we might judge to be alive
 
@JimmyHoffa If you're just saying you don't reckon we'll ever be good enough to make sufficiently complex computers, then fine. But earlier you seemed to be saying they're fundamentally impossible, which I can't agree with because nothing about our complex brains is complex just because of the specific materials used to construct them
 
earlier he was
 
4:27 PM
@JimmyHoffa so life requires the building blocks that carbon based chemistry provides?
 
(as far as we can prove atm)
((though you never know))
 
@Ixrec I'm beginning to think that Jimmy has no actual background on any of this and is just throwing words together at random til something sticks.
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It may be logically possible to create comprehensive non-organic mimicry of organic cellular structures and the chemical systems that give rise to emotion and perception, but I think that's like saying it is possible to move the earth to the moon so we could visit it. Instead we created a cargo vessel to visit it, and instead I think we'll create organic life long before any other
 
@Ampt That's an interesting expression statement
 
I will express my passive-aggressive annoyance at this entire conversation by starring Ampt's comment
 
4:28 PM
:D
sometimes I really, really hate you guys. other times, like now, I love you so much
 
@PreferenceBean they're fundamentally not life is what I was saying earlier, also I do believe they're fundamentally not possible, though I don't belive that particularly strongly
 
@JimmyHoffa replace that first fundamentally with technically please
 
@JimmyHoffa because you define life as organic-based life/life as we know it (in which case "other forms of life can't exist" is entirely vacuous), or because you think life as we don't know it is not possible because organics are magic (in which case you're just kinda dumb :P)?
 
@PreferenceBean both
He's defined life to require the use of "organic" in it, thus, nothing but organic based life can be life
 
to be fair to the lad, he's spent the last forty years in hiding. it's not like he had any opportunity to visit a library
@Ampt good way to win an argument I suppose
 
4:30 PM
life is magic, at least until physicists work out a verstion of quantum mechanics that explains why humans became the dominant life form on Earth
 
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I agree with Jimmy, but my argument is different. Proteins are the basis of life as we know it, and proteins are organic chemicals. Proteins perform complex biological functions that allow our cells to "live" and act as a team. They allow our brains to exist, to think. Proving that non-organic life is possible is, in my opinion, contingent on proving that non-organic proteins are possible.
 
"Hypothesis: only those things matching the property of A have the property of A. Come at me bro"
 
@Snowman and how do we rule out the possibility of non-protein-based life?
 
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@PreferenceBean that tautology is very... taut.
 
@Ixrec Meh. Dominant life form on Earth. Are we???
 
4:31 PM
@PreferenceBean by the conventional human definition of dominant, in which we're the ones who decide which species will be going extinct in the near future
 
So you can go almost anywhere and see the effects of humanity. So there are a lot of us. As a counter-argument I present: Bacteria. Trees.
 
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@Ixrec we experiment. We try to create inorganic compounds that behave like proteins.
 
that doesn't rule out the possibility, it just shows it's not easy or we don't know how yet
 
I think the categorisation of humanity as the dominant life form on earth is terribly anthropocentric and not necessarily backed up by any substantial form of logic.
 
@Ixrec wait, how is life magic?
 
4:33 PM
Like when people go "yeah dolphins can't be that clever because they don't have cars". Well who says having cars is a prerequisite for being "advanced"
 
someone is buying my beats headphones for $95. what is wrong with humanity
 
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Just like in CS, it can be very difficult to create a proof that something does not exist
 
@Ampt that was a semi-sarcastic reference to all the gaps that currently exist in science which prevent us explaining macroscopic phenomena from first principles of particle physics, combined with the silly notion that unexplained things are automatically magic
 
@enderland how much did you buy them for?
 
@Ixrec and like gravity was magic until they attributed it to the higgs boson (or whatever), I think life too will be attributed to something particular when physicists get around to it - and that particular thing will demand organic cellular structures. Perhaps "proteins" as @Snowman said is the appropriate term here in place of my reliance on "cells".
 
4:33 PM
@PreferenceBean $0
 
@Ixrec ah, ok
 
@JimmyHoffa enjoy your pineal gland
 
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@PreferenceBean dolphins can drive cars
 
@Ixrec Yet pretty much every single other lifeform has also been doing that for the entire history of the planet
 
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4:34 PM
It's not like no species ever died off before we came along
 
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I present this image that I guarantee is not Photoshopped
 
Granted we're spectacularly good at it
 
@Ixrec if only! this thing needs a swift kick in the arse
 
@JimmyHoffa And see, I think you're getting too low level for your definitions. If something can communicate and set goals and contemplate on it's own, who cares how it got there?
 
@Snowman too soon :(
@enderland you stole them?
 
4:34 PM
I retract my statement about human "dominance" as it was not an important point and yes it is not particularly accurate or well-defined
 
@PreferenceBean I got them for free buying my computer last fall
 
@enderland Okay let's try this: how much cheaper would your computer have been if it hadn't come with free Beats headphones?
they suckered you, sucker
 
@JimmyHoffa you totally don't know what I'm referencing
 
@PreferenceBean it was part of apple's "back to school" thing
 
@JimmyHoffa the sentience boson
@enderland did it make you go back to school?
 
4:36 PM
@Ampt communication is easy, contemplation as well, but setting independent goals, having independent motivations, again you can call me narrow-minded but I think the organic life form as we know it is absolutely required for such conscious independent ideation.
 
@PreferenceBean yes. :|
 
@JimmyHoffa that's by definition racist as far as I'm concerned. as long as you have no basis for the claim
 
@JimmyHoffa just remember that when the singularity happens, all this will be on record, sucker.
 
@enderland ah ok good :)
 
I finished my masters last fall. it was fun. I needed a maxed out retina macbook pro to do it! haha
 
4:37 PM
@JimmyHoffa I could argue that you are nothing more than a bunch of proteins responding to outside influence
 
@Ampt do it do it do it
 
@PreferenceBean it's only racist if a non-organic form is created capable of such, and I think deny it. Neither you or I know if it's even possible for certain.
 
@JimmyHoffa no I think it's racist anyway
 
I can create a chatbot that says "I am capable of thought you racist", does that count as denying it?
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@Ampt yeah, but the universe-is-a-machine argument is so fatalistic I would just say how unfortunate that your life is utterly pre-determined :P
 
4:38 PM
"If a person who has a sexual appetite for tarantulas comes into my bar, I refuse to serve them on those grounds." <--- discriminatory (and generally illegal), even though I've never met such a person and I'm not sure they exist or ever will exist
 
me wonders if duga will have any thoughts on this
 
@JimmyHoffa but you can't prove otherwise other than saying that it's depressing
sure, it is, which is why no one likes it, but you can't prove that it's not.
 
nope. Don't care though. :D
 
<-- recommended for promotion
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nice!
 
4:39 PM
SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL BOT
 
@KitZ.Fox by humans or by robots?
 
congrats on your ascension to management overloarding
 
Well. From level 1 to level 2. Let's not get crazy here.
Although if I do get promoted, then I can actually be a team lead.
 
@KitZ.Fox yeah, but don't you have to beat the boss at the end of level 1 first?
 
@Ixrec People. I'm pretty sure she's a human people, not a non-human people.
@JimmyHoffa I already did that.
 
4:41 PM
You can't prove that she's conscious though, so how could you be so sure?
 
whoa! I can never dodge the pincer attack. Way to go @KitZ.Fox!
 
Thanks. <grins>
 
@Ampt true, she should punch her to see if she becomes unconscious thus proving she was conscious.
 
With my luck, I'll run straight into a nest of Super Mutants.
 
enderland wonders what happened today for @ThomasOwens
 
4:42 PM
enderland tries to convince us he's sentient by narrating his thoughts
 
notes his feed-to-side bookmarklet is awesome, and is pleased
 
the ultimate turing test. can you convince yourself you are human
 
wishes @enderland hadn't pung Thomas
Now I feel like I'm rubbing it in.
 
I missed that message, so now it looks like Jimmy tried to convince himself he was human and failed
 
reverse Pinocchio - "I'm not a real boy!"
 
4:45 PM
@enderland Meeting is at 1:30.
 
@ThomasOwens ahh. :)
 
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