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12:11 AM
@Stichoza From What topics can I ask about here? in the help center, software questions are allowed if they cover "[...] software tools commonly used by programmers". Sublime Text, like vim, emacs, Notepad++, etc., is a programming editor, and there are tens of thousands of questions about them on this site that are perfectly on-topic. — MattDMo 23 secs ago
 
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12:56 AM
 
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@MichaelT That's wonderful :)
 
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@AshleyNunn Did you note where they did the studies?
 
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Digging into local news... this appears to be from a year ago: host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/…
 
@DeliriousSyntax because computer science is still in it's infancy. Trying to claim it's complete via 4 things is like if people claimed physics was complete with Newtonian physics- so many things were missing still, and so it is with programming. Our current set of technologies, techniques, and languages are all still missing many things which we don't even know about yet, but through research and experimentation we will continue to evolve the knowledge and approaches from where we are right now.
@DeliriousSyntax ...Haskell is entirely based on maths. :)
@MichaelT ugh, you make me feel gross... I haven't learned a new language this year... I don't think I learned a new language last year either...maybe CoffeeScript? I guess that sorta counts... Haskell taught me you're not learning a new language unless it hurts. A lot. :(
 
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@JimmyHoffa I said try haven't always done more than a little bit of a dabble. ~50 lines.
 
1:11 AM
@MichaelT I think I might have written that much C++! does that count? Though I wrote more than that in previous years..hmm... what have I written 50 lines of this year that I never wrote any of before... oh R!
 
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@JimmyHoffa There you go.
 
Last year was I think the first year I ever wrote CoffeeScript...
Neither of those cases hurt enough though. I was clearly not learning a new language. Those languages didn't give me insomnia and migraines. Don't count.
@MichaelT is that a fact? That's very interesting and I struggle a lot in understanding how dc could have been on UNIX before c
 
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dc is a cross-platform reverse-polish desk calculator which supports arbitrary-precision arithmetic. It is one of the oldest Unix utilities, predating even the invention of the C programming language. Like other utilities of that vintage, it has a powerful set of features but an extremely terse syntax. Traditionally, the bc calculator program (with infix notation) was implemented on top of dc. This article provides some examples in an attempt to give a general flavour of the language; for a complete list of commands and syntax, one should consult the man page for one's specific implementation....
 
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> dc is the oldest surviving Unix language. When its home Bell Labs received a PDP-11, dc—written in B—was the first language to run on the new computer, even before an assembler.
 
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Its fricking old
 
1:18 AM
@MichaelT I know that.. I guess it makes sense that they took B and wrote a simple stack based language for their new piece of hardware because a stack based language is a super easy abstraction to construct over assembler. Oh I get it, they didn't port their C compiler to the new UNIX system before Dc because, well, it probably took a couple months for Dc to be ported (if that) and considerably longer for their whole C compiler
 
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@JimmyHoffa It was effectively just doing a cross compile (in B) back then.
 
in VBA Rubberducking, 6 mins ago, by Tweeting Duck
Why's Hungarian notation bad? adjBecause adjHungarian nnotation vmakes nreading ncode adjdifficult. >:D http://stackoverflow.com/a/112080/419956
So stop it @MichaelT! Stop with all your hungarianness!
 
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@JimmyHoffa That's systems Hungarian.
 
@MichaelT I know. I read the Spoelsky article and understand the distinction. Everytime I put _ on my private members I'm using the intent of hungarian notation.
 
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Apps Hungarian just uses a prefix when a word requires it. Like 'prefix' itself.
 
1:23 AM
nuance in argument points is hard to come by though..
 
it sounds like you're both agreeing with each other and not liking it
 
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1:42 AM
You know how I keep thinking of doing a whiteboard blog? The Android SO room (#15 by chance) has a blog: room-15.github.io/blog
 
I like their name
maybe we could solve P.SE's naming problem by renaming it to site-4.stackexchange.com
 
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Apparently, the-whiteboard is was an unclaimed organization name.
 
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Ok... lets see about transferring the recipes bit to the organization.
 
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@PreferenceBean There are times I want to go to Russia and buy a fox.
 
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Or see if a Fennec would be an acceptable exotic pet for Wisconsin.
 
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The fennec fox or fennec (Vulpes zerda) is a small nocturnal fox found in the Sahara of North Africa. Its most distinctive feature is its unusually large ears, which also serve to dissipate heat. Its name comes from the Arabic word فنك (fanak), which means fox, and the species name zerda comes from the Greek word xeros which means dry, referring to the fox's habitat. The fennec is the smallest species of canid in the world. Its coat, ears, and kidney functions have adapted to high-temperature, low-water, desert environments. In addition, its hearing is sensitive enough to hear prey moving underground...
 
fox fox
 
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1:57 AM
@MichaelT got millions of them here - no need to go all the way to Russia
although... I dunno.. that might even be closer for you come to think of it
 
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The Russian Domesticated Red Fox is a domesticated form of the red fox (Vulpes vulpes). As a result of selective breeding, the new foxes became tamer and more dog-like. The result of over 50 years of experiments in the Soviet Union and Russia, the breeding project was set up in 1959 by Soviet scientist Dmitri Belyaev. It continues today at The Institute of Cytology and Genetics at Novosibirsk, under the supervision of Lyudmila Trut. == Initial experimentation == The experiment was initiated by scientists who were interested in the topic of domestication and the process by which wolves bec...
 
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fox fox again
what is it with the naming
 
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@PreferenceBean Scientists tend to go one way or the other with their names. Boring or... well...
 
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Spongiforma squarepantsii is a species of fungus in the Boletaceae family, genus Spongiforma. Found in Malaysia, it was described as new to science in 2011. It produces sponge-like, rubbery orange fruit bodies that have a fruity or musky odour. The fruit bodies reach dimensions of 10 cm (3.9 in) wide by 7 cm (2.8 in) tall. Like a sponge, they will resume their original shape if water is squeezed out. The spores, produced on the surfaces of the hollows of the sponge, are almond-shaped with rough surfaces, and measure 10–12.5 by 6–7 micrometers. The name of the fungus is derived from the cartoon...
 
2:02 AM
@MichaelT I applaud this movement.
 
@MichaelT oh dear god
 
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@PreferenceBean Fox fox is not that bad anymore?
 
@MichaelT fox fox is absolutely fine. as you were
 
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Scaptia beyonceae is a species of horse fly found in the Atherton Tablelands in north-east Queensland, Australia. Discovered in 1981 but not scientifically described until 2011, the fly is named after American recording artist and actress Beyoncé. == Description == Scaptia beyonceae has a striking golden tip to its abdomen, formed by a dense patch of golden hairs, providing the inspiration for its name. Part of the Plinthina subgenus, S. beyonceae was first collected in 1981, along with two other previously unknown subgenus specimens; the fly was officially described in 2011 by CSIRO rese...
 
holy crap it's 2am
@MichaelT I can't take any more
 
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2:07 AM
Agathidium is a genus of beetles in the family Leiodidae. A. bushi, A. cheneyi and A. rumsfeldi are species of this genus named after George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld respectively, by two former Cornell entomologists, Kelly B. Miller (now at University of New Mexico) and Quentin D. Wheeler. According to Miller and Wheeler, the naming of the beetles (which were three of 65 species to be named) was done in homage to the political figures. The same authors named A. vaderi after the fictional Darth Vader. Some species can roll themselves up into an almost complete sphere, similar to...
 
ok ok
fine some amusing species of gnat for us ;p
 
@MichaelT how do I become a member?
 
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@JimmyHoffa I need to invite you.
 
> _jimmyHoffa
 
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@JimmyHoffa sent invites to all of our collaborators... on the recipes.
 
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@JimmyHoffa ok... initial commit works.
 
What is this
groups?
for the recipes stuff?
 
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2:26 AM
@Ampt Moving the whiteboard stuff out of my repo into a organization that is amptly aptly named 'the-whiteboard'
 
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Makes it easier to work with other people.
 
ah, ok - makes sense
I got the invite and was a tad confused
 
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It also means that we get a reasonable location to put a blog. the-whiteboard.github.io
 
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Granted, thats not much at the moment.
 
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SO Android chat room blog: room-15.github.io/blog
 
2:29 AM
wait - WE'RE SPINNING OFF?! I MIGHT FINALLY GET MY OWN SHOW?!?!?
I'd like to thank the academy, and my parents, and all my fans
 
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@Ampt Its a place to put permanent bits of the knowledge we spew impart onto others in the room.
 
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Like a nice rant about Patterns.
 
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Btw... as I get this working... lanyon.getpoole.com or hyde.getpoole.com ?
 
My vote is on Lanyon - just wish it had a nav bar
oh there it is
 
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> Lanyon is an unassuming Jekyll theme that places content first by tucking away navigation in a hidden drawer. It's based on Poole, the Jekyll butler.
 
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2:36 AM
@Ampt can read. ;-)
 
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Let me try something else for a bit... the github automatic page generation. If it sucks, well, I'll figure out more about jekyll.
 
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2:52 AM
Ahh... thats just a landing page generator.
 
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3:09 AM
Alright... got Jekyll running locally...
 
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3:20 AM
Ohh! Neat view on STV:
 
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4:11 AM
@JimmyHoffa @Ampt @AshleyNunn the-whiteboard.github.io - the posts are written in _posts : github.com/the-whiteboard/the-whiteboard.github.io/tree/master/…
 
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GitHub does some magic with Jekyll - they have a CI server or git hooks running on repos that look like Jekyll sites.
 
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help.github.com/articles/using-jekyll-with-pages for how to install Jekyll locally.
 
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@KitZ.Fox I finished Yoda! :D
 
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4:26 AM
btw, @Ampt @JimmyHoffa @AshleyNunn - create issues on the repo for topics to write about. Easy way to remember what to write. And then they can be referenced from the commit and make it easy to see what we did write about where.
 
11:20 AM
in a multiple producer - single consumer threading pattern...how to handle a situation where your queue size is fixed...and you cannot add from a consumer thread since the add operation might block due to the queue being full?
 
use a condition variable and then on each consume you wakeOne
 
In c# I use BlockingCollection. So most of the waking, etc are all abstracted to me...
 
12:17 PM
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Q: how to use data in txt using arrayor vector

Ameen AhmedShow statistics. Compute the following statistics for each year available in the data : i) Average minimum temperature (in Celsius) ii) Average maximum temperature (in Celsius) iii) Total rainfall (in mm) iv) Total number of days for each reported type of of weather (e.g. ‘Clear’, ‘Rain’) Us...

code writing service request ... complete with a link to PDF instructions on C:\
 
1:01 PM
@GlenH7 I would appreciate if you take a look at 10K tools page - it seems to be somewhat overwhelmed with pending deletes lately
 
@gnat That page is so damn hard to use. It took me minutes to delete 2 questions. It should be a queue.
 
press the little arrow next to the "most votes" and then you can select the questions with a (1) and open it in a new tab to vote to delete
 
I just right-click > open in new tab on everything in the Recent Votes list, and that's my queue
 
@Ixrec Except it only shows 3 questions.
There are more. If you vote on those and then refresh the page, there will be more.
 
this is why you click the little arrow first to make it show 30 questions
 
1:09 PM
That's...not intuitive.
I thought it was just a picture. Like a bullet.
But even so, a queue would be better.
 
arrows like that usually mean "click to expand"
but yes I would prefer a queue as well
I'm not nearly active enough to use the 10k tools as anything other than an oddly-shaped delete queue
 
Everything should be a queue. Review queues here, message queues there, queues in the morning, queues in the evening, queues at supper time.
 
we had a big argument yesterday over whether command objects from other users should go into a separate queue from the local commands queue or not
 
@Ixrec Yes, because more queues are better.
 
@ThomasOwens put it on meta.SE
 
1:12 PM
@ratchetfreak I thought it already was.
If it's not, I'll write it up eventually.
 
there is a post explaining it:
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Q: Making sense of the delete review queue

Jason CI am having trouble interpreting the information in the 10K delete review queue. The help center entry doesn't really go into detail about the UI. In particular, it is missing the following things, which I am wondering about: The meaning of the number to the left of the post. The meaning of ...

 
The 10k tools are pretty horrible overall
 
@enderland Because they aren't queues.
 
@hatchet -- SO is about specific questions, problems with existing code or programming environments. It's not a code-writing service. If it's more about design, it should be on programmers.stackexchange.comroryap 55 secs ago
 
Is this the right queue for complaints?
Specifically, work-related complaints?
 
1:34 PM
No. You need this queue for work related complaints.
 
Hmm, I'm not thirsty and I don't wish to quit my job. How about a nice discussion of Agile queue?
 
This is the right queue for that.
 
You'd be a good person to ask.
I'm having trouble with a demoralized scrum master who doesn't feel like he's empowered to suggest changes to the process.
So he's sulking about how we're going to fail all our sprints.
He's not responding to my usually tactic of cheerily asking if he thinks that improving our sprint planning would help the current situation.
It is not obvious, but that is a solicitation for helpful suggestions.
 
Is he empowered to change the process?
 
Yes.
We all are. It's agile.
Right?
And correct me if I'm wrong, but as scrum master, he's actually responsible for pushing constant process improvement.
 
1:47 PM
The whole team owns the process, yes. But the Scrummaster is the one who is supposed to remove impediments. And if the process is impeding the team, the Scrummaster facilitates the process improvement.
Likewise, if the team wants to change the process inappropriately, the Scrummaster needs to stop that. But that's more of an issue if you're using agile in a regulated environment.
I guess I'm curious as to why he doesn't feel like he's empowered.
 
So how can I encourage him to take ownership? Maybe I can't.
 
I guess I'm also confused about "fail all" the sprints.
One sprint at a time. Your early sprints may not make all your goals, especially if you're new to agile.
 
The project lead is his boss. When I asked the scrummaster for help on how to handle some user story change in the future, he snapped at me that he didn't know and i should ask the project lead.
 
Failure is when you don't adjust and learn.
 
I know. That's why I think he is demoralized.
This isn't actually usual behavior for him.
 
1:50 PM
You still have a project lead in Scrum? Is the project lead the product owner?
 
thinks about this He's not actually project lead now, I guess. He turned the project over to the scrummaster and me as product owner.
He's project lead for the Agile implementation or something weird like that. Maybe that confusion is the source of the issue.
 
Yeah. I'd talk to the guy first. Maybe outside the office, figure out what's going on.
But if he's the Scrummaster, he should be figuring out why a sprint didn't succeed and fix it for the next sprint. Failure only happens when you don't try to improve for the next iteration.
It sounds like he needs to realize that you can make process changes between sprints. You probably shouldn't do something drastic, but small changes to improve and eventually you turn into a productivity machine.
Anyway, I need to head to a meeting. I'll be back later, probably around lunchtime.
 
Right. He was invested at the beginning of the sprint. I don't know what happened in a week.
@ThomasOwens Thanks for the input.
So I have a meeting to discuss my new role on the team next week. I think I will lead the sprint planning session two Mondays hence, which is still scheduled for Tuesday. Damn. I'm going to need to shift my remote schedule. grumbles
 
2:09 PM
ah the Kit scrum debacle continues!
 
It's not a debacle. Just wait. I'm going to pull this one out of the fire.
 
I have no doubt :)
I'm glad you're feeling less demoralised at least
 
I always feel better when I have a say in how I perform my duties.
 
2:30 PM
dot still broken -.-
yum install graphviz-gd
got it
must have been lost at some point
 
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room topic changed to The Whiteboard: General Discussion for programmers.stackexchange.com Pants optional when telecommuting. Now WITH 90's Nostalgia! [coffee-day] [fredagsmys] [horror-stories] [my-code-is-compiling] [prod-deploy-at-4pm-fri] [scotch] [spoiler-free] [the-other-monitor]
 
2:54 PM
I was just thinking this morning how I needed snuggle time.
Maybe that would help the Scrum -- two minute daily snuggle prior to the standup.
 
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The Russian Domesticated Red Fox is a domesticated form of the red fox (Vulpes vulpes). As a result of selective breeding, the new foxes became tamer and more dog-like. The result of over 50 years of experiments in the Soviet Union and Russia, the breeding project was set up in 1959 by Soviet scientist Dmitri Belyaev. It continues today at The Institute of Cytology and Genetics at Novosibirsk, under the supervision of Lyudmila Trut. == Initial experimentation == The experiment was initiated by scientists who were interested in the topic of domestication and the process by which wolves bec...
 
Yes, I was just talking about my cousins yesterday.
in English Language & Usage, yesterday, by Kit Z. Fox
I will never be fully domesticated.
 
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look at the pictures there and consider if what a monster you would need to be to not want to snuggle them.
 
I am myself quite snuggly and fluffy.
 
2:59 PM
I consider it part of my job to make people feel better.
 
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Apparently they also pee themselves with excitement when they see a person.
 
I do not do that, as I am not domesticated.
 
3:18 PM
@Ampt now that you've probably had all of it; what say you of the HiLine stuff? Basically on par with some local fresh-roaster you have eh? Which was your favorite of the variety?
@MichaelT Jekyll and not Hakyll? :(
@MichaelT The sign of a true coder: 2016-02-11-an-unoffical-blog.markdown <-- knowing to always format dates YYYY MM DD to maintain sorting
 
drinks some hopscotch - chokes on the marker - coughs up a cloud of chalk
keeps it respectable - wears a business jacket over his jeans and hoodie
 
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3:37 PM
@JimmyHoffa that's the format it uses.
 
@MichaelT oh? It doesn't just search for *.md?
no matter
well I need to git this down to my local so I can fidget with the stuffs in spacemacs
 
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@JimmyHoffa nope. It could also be .txt or .html or...
 
spacemacs! I created a VM so named so I could screw around with it.
 
@AaronHall when you start, don't use the evil mode! Noes!
 
I wish it was easy to run alongside my vanilla emacs.
 
3:40 PM
it asks you first time you launch it which mode to use. Choose holy mode (emacs mode)
 
I think that's what I chose.
 
@AaronHall yeah, emacs isn't really much for multi-tenancy considering it relies on $home to find stuffs
you could have a spacemacs user
 
But the docs seem oriented to evil mode, and I'm not sure how to get the same behavior
 
and have that users $home point to a spacemacs install
 
@JimmyHoffa it is very good
I enjoyed it a lot
Favorite - hard to say
I liked the stock exchange
 
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3:41 PM
The main thing for Jekyll was the integration with GitHub. It has what appears to be a CI server there generating the pages.
 
the donut truck smelled far more donuty than it tasted
but it was definitely good
 
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Note the _site directory where the pages are generated to isn't checked in.
 
@AaronHall is ok. there's a few simple things to understand: There's a leader key (evil mode is space, holy mode is M-m) and in different modes there's like a major key or some such which is C-ret or some such etc. Mostly I just stick to M-m for most things. If you want help getting oriented with spacemacs I'm happy to help. I absolutely love it after getting used to how to navigate the menus
 
I can't tell if Jimmy is being helpful or trolling...
 
M-m d f h I think brings up help on various layers and things, M-m d f f if I remember correctly will bring up editing your spacemacs file where you can turn layers on/off. when you hit M-m and start pressing things, it'll be navigating menus below so you can see what you're choosing
 
3:44 PM
Pay no attention to the blue sock.
 
@MichaelT @GlenH7 Ok, I think the Jimmybot is complete - he's just helpful enough to sound plausible, but evil enough to troll any and everyone. It's time to release him into the web.
 
@Ampt yeah, most of the cafe styles that you don't get at an actual diner are way too light I find, Donut House impresses me with being a diner style coffee that isn't light at all. It's my wife's favorite, I love the stock exchange though. Such a great dark coffee.
 
@JimmyHoffa I've half a mind to mail you some of the local stuff I've got.
 
@Ampt you're lucky you have good local stuff you can get in cups like that. For everyone else, HiLine monthly is the right answer
 
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@Ampt think we can back port the features to gnatbot?
 
3:45 PM
@JimmyHoffa Very
 
ok, I'm starring Jimmy because that reads so absurd.
 
@MichaelT then we run the risk of colliding Jimmy's cynicism module with gnats ability to find the most obscure references.
 
@Ampt example: Intuitionistic type theory citations are never in the right font!
 
Why is help buried beneath 4 chars? likelihood of stumbling upon == 1/26**4 == 2.1882987290360982e-06
 
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3:49 PM
@AaronHall it's Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
 
> Core Pillars [of Spacemacs]

Four core pillars: Mnemonic, Discoverable, Consistent and “Crowd-Configured”.

If any of these core pillars is violated open an issue and we’ll try our best to fix it.

...
Discoverable

Innovative real-time display of available key bindings. Simple query system to quickly find available layers, packages and more.
 
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True test of a vi master: knowing what your login will do if typed in at various prompts.
 
I'm still learning.
 
@AaronHall the mnemonic thing really works too, a lot of times I can guess what i should click when I'm not sure. M-m p starts opening project stuff, M-m f is file stuff, M-m b is buffer stuff, M-m s is search stuff
 
ok, have to work on a multi-threaded application in Python...
 
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3:52 PM
@AaronHall the GIL says "ha ha"
 
I usually keep it on a single thread, so I wrote up notes on the threading module docs to help me keep myself from floundering too much.
 
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Just bite the bullet and learn erlang.
 
er...
 
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Erlang (/ˈɜːrlæŋ/ ER-lang) is a general-purpose, concurrent, garbage-collected programming language and runtime system. The sequential subset of Erlang is almost a functional language (excluding certain built-in functions (BIFs) such as those manipulating the process dictionary), with eager evaluation, single assignment, and dynamic typing. It was originally designed by Ericsson to support distributed, fault-tolerant, soft real-time, highly available, non-stop applications. It supports hot swapping, thus code can be changed without stopping a system. While threads require external library support...
 
-module(hello).
-export([hello_world/0]).

hello_world() -> io:fwrite("hello, world\n").
 
3:57 PM
I've been working my way through The Art of Multiprocessor Programming
 
@AaronHall use spacemacs! M-m p p to open a new project, point it at a folder, and it will henceforth treat that folder as your currently open project for anything you open from that folder. you can use M-m p b to select from your open buffers that are things in that project, M-m p f to search and open from a list of files that are underneath that folder
@MichaelT well played.
 
wait are these vim commands?
 
emacs
 
ah ok
I was wondering when VIM became an OS too
 
@AaronHall only have local (inside of method) state, make all functions take any information they need from parameters, and return anything others need in their return values. Do not destructively update nested references. Follow those rules and you'll do fine.
 
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4:00 PM
@Ampt the macro mess is holding that up.
 
@Ampt emacs is an OS that supports vim now
 
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Q: Popular Vim alternatives?

MichaelAre there any Vi clones that are still in wide use today (besides Viper mode in Emacs ;)), other than Vim? If so, what are the pros/cons to using it instead of Vim?

 
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Wait... Still open? Paging Mr @RobertHarvey
 
hey hey hey, guess what. It's Friday.
 
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1 hour ago, by MichaelT
http://ordoftheday.com/fredagsmys.html
 
4:09 PM
@JimmyHoffa Ugh thank god this week has suuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
 
@MichaelT all I'm hearing here is I need to fucking move to Sweden..
 
I have gotten by on nothing but copious amounts of caffeine.
 
I should brew another pot.
I have a hot date tonight. Two, sorta.
 
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> "It's Friday afternoon and we're finishing our shift in an hour-and-a-half and have not intended to work late," he reportedly told the senior officer.
 
4:13 PM
Three if we end up inviting my ex-gf and her man.
 
@KitZ.Fox always good to have a fallback date incase the first one goes poorly
 
@Ampt It's funny. We're double-dating, so me and the wife are going to watch a romantic movie and the guys are going to do some "dude thing" prior to dinner.
 
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"This date isn't turning out well. Sorry, I'm going to call my fallback date..."
 
if dating apps keep being popular I have no doubt that fallback dates will be a thing someday
 
@MichaelT That's just rude. You should try something more like "I have another engagement. Goodbye."
:P
 
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4:16 PM
Hmm. Java.sql.date isn't working for me. Time for java.util.date?
 
"Warning: Your current date is looking up fallback dates on her copy of the app. You need to improve quickly." <-- totally useful and not creepy
 
!Alert! Ask her about her mother.
 
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@Ixrec Actually... That was a skit on Garrison Keeler in SF the other night/week.
 
@KitZ.Fox You are the weakest date. Goodbye.
 
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There's an app for that date escalated to the "rapid delivery of a better looking model via Amazon drone"
 
4:18 PM
awesome
 
> fixing hackyness to less hackyness
I can git!
 
@enderland git is the one true VCS that lets other VCS exist for lesser devs to be entertained by.
 
I have a suspicion that all other VCSs can be implemented as a set of git aliases
 
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For those poor souls not familiar with the Minnesota Language Instute and public radio :
 
I should find out if this is true
 
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4:23 PM
Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (born August 7, 1942) is an American author, storyteller, humorist, and radio personality. He is known as host of the Minnesota Public Radio show A Prairie Home Companion (called Garrison Keillor's Radio Show in some international syndication). Keillor created the fictional Minnesota town Lake Wobegon, the setting of many of his books, including Lake Wobegon Days and Leaving Home: A Collection of Lake Wobegon Stories. Other creations include Guy Noir, whom Keillor also voices, a detective who appears in A Prairie Home Companion. == Personal lifeEdit == Keillor was...
 
That's a man with a face for radio.
I love his voice.
 
FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA DRINK COFFE ON FRIIIIIDAY
 
gotta gotta gotta
 
@MichaelT the last statement makes this article a winner in my book:
> Nevertheless it issued a reprimand to the officer pointing out that non-compliance with the code of conduct could wreak Swedish judicial system.
I want to wreak Swedish judicial system.
I just imagine a judge with some kind of salted fish breaking through a wall like the koolaid man
"Swedish judicial systemed!! Oh wait, it's Friday, have a good weekend!"
 
4:44 PM
@AaronHall omg right? I get such tingles when I listen to him, puts me in a state of total bliss.
@MichaelT No chemicals? That seems pretty impossible.
 
> The beans pass through the civets undigested, but enzymes in the civets' stomachs break down the proteins of the beans resulting in an incredibly smooth, luxurious gourmet coffee.
or at least a little gross
 
Enzymes are chemicals, though, so one of those statements is not true.
 
s/compiling/linking
 
ok
let's see if I can make git push..
github authentication is never straightforward to me
 
4:52 PM
I have multiple sslVerify = false lines in my .gitconfig =(
 
everytime I want to push changes from my local box to github I need to download some ssh crap and generate an encrypted key and it's all irritating in windows
the key needs to go in some special windows location and the world has to be spinning at just the right angle..
ah hell, I think I just broke git. git commit -- hanging.... ?? bla.
 
When I see Garrison Keillor's pic, I think what if Linus van Pelt grew up?
 
@JimmyHoffa I think you're doing it wrong. It's never been that complicated for me.
 
Related, I was Charlie Brown, and my wife is Lucy.
 
oh does git commit hang if a file it's trying to commit is open somewhere?
 
4:56 PM
no
 
I say "Good Grief!" a lot.
 
what a shite VCS tool that would be
 
C:\home\sourcetree\the-whiteboard.github.io>git status
git status
On branch master
Your branch is up-to-date with 'origin/master'.

Changes to be committed:
  (use "git reset HEAD <file>..." to unstage)

	new file:   projectile

Changes not staged for commit:
  (use "git add <file>..." to update what will be committed)
  (use "git checkout -- <file>..." to discard changes in working directory)

	modified:   _config.yml


C:\home\sourcetree\the-whiteboard.github.io>git commit
^^ hanging...
 
Awesome. QA instance is borked, so I get to do something else in the meantime.
 
try git commit -m "your commit message here"
not sure why that would hang...
 
4:57 PM
oh it's not hanging, it's waiting for a comment I bet hah
 
yeah
 
would have been nice to prompt me "enter comment:"
 
user55340
Don't have a nice editor set up to launch: use std in.
 
ugh this chainsaw is awful, every time I try and turn it on it spins out of my hand...
 
..
IRTA as "painful" to start with and then read the rest and thought you were being very silly indeed
 
4:59 PM
@JimmyHoffa does it not put a ">" on the left edge of the screen? that's what mine does
 
@Ampt Are you holding on to the correct end?
 
@Ixrec Nope, but I'm in windows
 
so am I
 
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