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2:49 AM
We are all volunteers on this site, spending our spare time helping out our fellow programmers. The problem is in the way you asked it @Martingkvj. There is a big difference in "Could someone help me out in fixing this please?" and "need someone to fix this". On the first question, my first thought would be "sure friend, what's the problem?", and on the second my first thought might be more along the lines of "well, NO, I don't 'need' to do anything" ... — Carpetsmoker 1 min ago
 
3:12 AM
@GlenH7 Not too late. That contact is still in the beginning stages.
 
3:40 AM
@MichaelT You're more patient than I. I would have said "They have this thing called Google."
 
user55340
@RobertHarvey Building up my mod election cred for that some day when there's another election.
 
I was an ass before I ever became a mod, though becoming a mod made me more of one.
 
user55340
I suspect P.SE elections will come down to the "who is the more helpful individual" when it happens.
 
user55340
@MichaelT that is certainly correct and embarrassingly enough I have tried googling "electric keyboard usb c++" in various combinations but never used the term MIDI. well I suppose this question is closed now. — Pointlight 1 min ago
 
user55340
It may also help people respond better.
 
3:46 AM
Actually I nominated myself on a lark. Never really expected to get elected. I had almost cured myself of my Stack Overflow addiction when I became an elected mod. Bill The Lizard's story is very similar.
@MichaelT So many people don't know how to use Google well.
 
user55340
@RobertHarvey as people have noted, I have strong google-fu.
 
user55340
I used to work tech support in my early computer career. The "Hello, SGI tech support, this is Michael speaking, how may I help you?" type support. A key skill was being able to query the knowledge base and past cases within a minute or two... as you are verifying the user's environment.
 
Yes, I have a similar background. I worked at Packard Bell for a couple of years doing phone support, though my knowledge-base was a shelf of binders about four feet across. My lookup time for anything was about 30 seconds. This was before Google was a thing.
 
user55340
Do that for the better part of a year, you'll learn to quickly identify the key words of a question, do a query, see what you get, and refine the query rather rapidly.
 
My Google-fu's not bad. Occasionally there's something I can't find, but that's usually because the good stuff is behind a paywall.
 
user55340
3:50 AM
This was also before google was a thing... but there was a searchable database of all of IRIX source code (if you had a specific error message you could at least figure out a little bit about it...) and every past case.
 
Several companies I worked for could have benefited from a good knowledge-base.
 
user55340
You also learned who were the escalation techs who took specific questions. If you had a nyetworker networker call, you'd put "modica" in the query because Steve Monica was the tech who fixed those.
 
user55340
(it became a bit harder when he got married to another tech and she changed her login)
 
Reminds me of the WW2 decoders who learned who the operators were by their cadence and preamble. If you believe the movie, Turing was able to eventually crack the code because every message ended in "Heil, Hitler."
Thus greatly reducing the permutations.
 
user55340
IIRC in reality it was about the beginning of the message being rather formalized.
 
3:55 AM
Do you know anything about Android?
 
user55340
Aside from Data of Star Trek, very little.
 
Some dude on SO wants to build an anti-theft app, and he needs to do things that I didn't think Android developers were allowed to do, like permanently locking the phone remotely, and providing a lock screen that disallows any other app.
 
user55340
I don't think you could do that with the base system.
 
user55340
Let me phrase it this way, if you could do that with the base system, I'm fairly sure that would be a security flaw.
 
Yeah, I think the phone manufacturers have that kind of access. These people... They always want to do something that regular developers really shouldn't need to do.
 
user55340
3:58 AM
The manufacturers have firmware / rewrite android access... and have privileged (cell phone) remote access.
 
Yeah, I just told him off. His question is icanhazcodez anyway.
 
user55340
So, unless you are going to get down to the rewrite android level of changing things (and its possible for some degree of "possible" on some phones)... go to it... though I'm certainly not installing it.
 
Why he thinks he needs to write his own is beyond me. Or how he could possibly provide any more value than Google's anti-theft mechanisms already provide.
 
user55340
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A: foxpro to pdf and pdf to foxpro

Alan BDefine 'PDF database'.

 
4:15 AM
I note that this question is a duplicate cross post of a question on P.SE: Can I license software under MIT license when using Librarys licensed under the GPL. Did that sufficiently answer it? If so, I would encourage you to delete this one so that people don't try to migrate it to P.SE or spend time trying to answer an already answered question again. If not, P.SE is the correct place for licensing questions and you should modify that question. — MichaelT 37 secs ago
 
 
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2:45 PM
Additionally, this is an architecture question that has nothing to do with code. It might be better suited to Programmers.SE. It certainly is not a good fit for SO. — Dan-o 43 secs ago
 
user55340
3:12 PM
What do you do with a convertible in Canada?
 
hahaha! I solved my problem
 
user41796
+2 for self answer. :-)
 
it would've been nice to get the answer a month ago from someone else, though certainly more rewarding to figure it out myself.
 
user20683
3:38 PM
@Telastyn at least you didn't pull a @RobertHarvey and find your own answer from 3 years ago and try to upvote it.
 
4:05 PM
I am amused/infuriated by some of the people over on the workplace. They have such optimistic views ("everyone has the potential to be awesome") that it makes me think that they're the net-loss dead weight that everyone else is asking how to work around.
meh, bbiab.
 
user20683
@Telastyn The quickest way to convert potential to kinetic energy is to toss someone off a cliff.
 
It's surprisingly difficult to Google BBIAB. All of the Google summaries say something like "Looking for the definition of BBIAB? Find out what is the full meaning of BBIAB on Abbreviations.com! The Web's largest and most authoritative acronyms..." Urban Dictionary doesn't even provide a definition, simply saying "the most annoying fucking abbreviation to look at. ever"
 
user20683
@RobertHarvey first link in Duck Duck Go explains it
 
user20683
Be Back In A Bit
 
user20683
IIRC tends to trip up a lot of people when I use it
 
4:11 PM
Oh, I found it. I'm just amused by the attempts at "We're not going to tell you here in Google summaries; you're going to have to click the link and go to our wonderfully awesome page to find out!"
 
4:45 PM
Your question is valid, StackOverflow is probably not the best place to ask it unless you have looked at it deeper. I suggest posting the question on Programmers instead (meta.stackexchange.com/a/76893) or in the ASP.NET MVC6 forums forums.asp.net/1255.aspx/1?ASP+NET+5+Preview+ and then when you encounter specific issues, come back here. — jessehouwing 21 secs ago
 
 
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5:50 PM
@GlenH7 glad to hear
 
6:34 PM
    Dear LinkedIn:

    The manager of the group .NET People (linkedin.com/groups/NET-People-40717) has posted a spamvertisement for his certification products.  Because he is the manager of the group, and he's marked his spamvertisement as a "manager's choice," he is immune from his post being flagged as "promotion."  When I (and a couple of other people) complained about it, he apparently removed our comments, causing my contributions to the group to become subject to moderation, which I guess means he gets to control them.
 
6:48 PM
@AshleyNunn How are you feeling?
 
user15026
Pretty decent, actually. Not a lot of pain, just thinking takes a lot more work right now and I get tired a lot.
 
The usual recuperation time from "crack my head open" surgery.
 
user15026
7:46 PM
Yeah, pretty much.
 
OMFG. Is Rick Unger like the biggest plagiarist ever?
Copied, word for word, from the REST article on Wikipedia.
 
 
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user55340
10:14 PM
@AshleyNunn You sound like one of my parents cats. No surgery or anything... just being a cat.
 

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