Trash - 2015-07-23

6:04 PM

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

Blind.

I have no idea what the answer will be

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

Immobile.

Or immobile, that works too

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging in front of a window?

Curt 'n' Rod.

6:06 PM

What do you call a guy with a spade on his head?

Doug

What do you call a man stuck in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Yay, I have spread an infection.

^_^

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs drawn on a test paper?

Mark.

Frosteeze

#dadjokes

Taisho

@Frosteeze I don't understand what you mean by that.

6:10 PM

Owned. lol

@Matt No Eye Deer

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in water?

Bob

Frosteeze

Why did the balloon man chased his balloons?

Cause he needed to catch his breath

What do you call a woman with tiles on her head?

Ruth

guysssssss

6:16 PM

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Neil

What do you call a girl with one leg

Eileen

What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg?

Irene

Thanks for the inspiration, @Tosh

What do you call a man with a lorry on his head?

An ambulance

Frosteeze

see this is what happens when @Eric is not banned

What do you call a judge with no fingers?

Justice Thumbs

"Luckily" for you guys, my food is ready, so I'll have to stop for now

I dont get that one

6:39 PM

plz2explain

I get the words seperately

yea

but

Thumbs isn't a name

is it?

yeah so I guess I got it originally

and it just wasn't funny :P

6:56 PM

@ToshinouKyouko "wasn't funny"

Tosh pls

I would have found it acceptable if thumbs was a joke

why did the golfer take two pairs of trousers to the game?

In case he got a hole in one

Hakase

matt please

@Hakase <3

In-flight meals taste a bit plane.

Hakase

7:04 PM

What do you call a place where little zombie kids play?

The plague-ground.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Plague-round?

Nothing, they fast

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

Did hear about those new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines

7:05 PM

If you're feeling cold, you should go stand in the corner.

It's 90 degrees.

Hakase

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