@Lasse Here is a summary of our discussion:
Alex is a female anime character.
You're a penguin.
I'm an inanimate object.
Sweet and salty shouldn't be mixed.
But they actually should.
Peking chicken is sweet and sour with some chili seasoning.
But it's actually cantonese, not peking chicken.
Peking chicken takes forever to cook in a Chinese restaurant.
Umami is a flavor.