@Himarm HAHAHA!!! It's frigging hilarious, isn't it?

You don't get no ice cream because you're on the welfare and your daddy is an alcoholic. HAHAHA!

LOLOL

Did you like it? God, it's frigging hilarious!

yeah it was funny

man he starts off making fun of gay people, thats like so not allowed anymore

I figured that if you liked Dave Chappelle, you would like it.

still funny though

@Himarm Yeah, that's why I warned you that it's sooooo not politically correct, anymore. It was made in 1982-1983.

his brother is always on dave chapelle

the real life of charlie murphy skits are the best ones in the whole show

they were always "what happened when eddie went to bed"

Look at Charlie over there with 3rd degree burns on him eating a mother f-ing frank! ;)

are they jamacan? he did a jamacan accent thhe whole time for him

No. His Aunt Bunny is Puerto Rican, I guess.

she wasnt related tho!

shes also a big foot

He was just doing his dad's drunk voice, I guess.

oh i guess his dad got stabbed

when he was 8

@Himarm And she can't walk a flight of stairs ;)

His real dad was murdered.

The man who raised him and Charlie was his stepdad.

then they did a year a foster care then his mom got remared

man

thats a mess

Yeah, he talks about "Vernon" a lot in his stand up. That's his stepdad.

My grandpa lived in an ophanage till he was 18, not because he didnt have a family simply because they couldnt afford him, its weird how stuff like that happens back in the 30s you could just let them rais eyour kid and get em on holidays

obviously eddie was in their during the 60-70s

but its not like he got addopted out, just like watched for a year by the system

Yeah, I'm sure that happened a lot during the depression. Here we complain about silly things when others go through a lot more. I am guilty of complaining about stupid sh*t that I really shouldn't be complaining about. Ugh.

my grandpa is thankful for it, he got a decent education because of it, while the 3 of his sibblings that stayed at home all dropped out and died as drunks in the 50s-60s

while him and his other brother who did the orphanage are both in their 90s retired with tons of family

the system used to be nice i guess haha

OMG! That is like one of the saddest things, ever! Like I wasn't already depressed today. Good Lord :(

well MY grandpas fine at least :P thats a silver lining

back to naughty jokes

haha

Hehe!

a bunny and a bear were taking a shit in the forrest

have you seen anymore psych yet?

Hahaha!!

ive power watched the 5 seasons in 2 weeks so far

@Himarm No. I am gonna watch another episode tonight. I had to go clothes shopping because none of my clothes fit me anymore :'(

I just got home. I will watch some more tonight.

aww clothes shoping !

get some nice outfits for your vegas extraveganza?

I hate clothes shopping. I hate it even more now. No, I didn't get any outfits. I need to wait until I have a better attitude for the whole thing ;)

so what did you even buy

Nothing. I couldn't bring myself to do it. Yes, I am a freak.

my moms been hassling me to come visit her and use up the rest of my vaca,

@steelershark aww, well you have what another week or 2?

I went, but I didn't get anything. My friends all think that I am losing my mind ;)

@Himarm I will be in Vegas this time next week!

wooo

Woohoo!!!

they have clothing stores off the strip that sell stuff for normal prices if you procrastinate to long

we stayed a night in the actually human part of vegas

then a night on the strip

i def wanan go back

but while i could afford to go, i cant afford to actually play which i like to do

Well, I have to get something to wear to the damn wedding. I think that I will just wear what I wore to that party I went to over the 4th. I looked semi-decent in that thing.

cant get a new little cocktail dress?

Well, I had one...it just doesn't fit me anymore. God, this sucks.

I don't know. I don't like wearing dresses, anyways. We will see. I will figure something out.

did you have a wedding dress?

though you eloped/court housed it?

I was married in cut-off shorts, a tank top and flip flops :)

thats what my wife was wearing when we bought our license

but we didnt sign it for a few week

lol

Haha!

My husband went to my dad's house, asked my dad's "permission", asked me to marry him and we flew to Vegas that afternoon. It was spontaneous ;)

I was never one of those girls that wanted/needed a big wedding. I was cool with flying to Vegas.

My sister had the big, white, Catholic wedding.

we had like 300-400 people at ours

my wifes family would have died, and they were paying so

Well, my mother in law had a frigging fit. I was told I don't know how many times that my marriage wasn't valid because it wasn't blessed by a priest. <sigh>

thats right thats why she doesnt like you right?

like the first of many reasons

lol

Yeah, that's what started it. Even though my husband didn't want to get married in the Catholic church, either. But, it was all my fault ;)

well i told you when i told my mom i was getting married she cried and asked if we were having sex

Hahaha! Yeah, I remember. Did she think that was the only reason that you were getting married?

my in laws are more conservative then my parents, but my wifes child 6, and i know for a fact they walked in on at least 4 of the other children having sex pre marrage

so they kinda gave up on that front

and yes that exactly what my mom wfault

So, she was crying because she thought that you were just getting married so that you could have sex whenever you wanted to? Isn't that the reason why you don't get married? :P

well, it was also fairly sudden

and my mom cries at everything

like every time we visit and we leave she cries

so that was standard my mom

Did she think that it was a shotgun wedding?

well we started dating feb 7th

i porbably told her in may

and we got married in september

but like i said it was a full production so its not like we eloped

Oh my. That is pretty fast!

goldshlaugger

@Himarm Your mom probably thought that your wife was pregnant... ;)

my idiot cousin in law did

and told everyone

That's usually what people assume when you get married after not dating for very long ;)

SHOTGUN WEDDING!!!

my other cousin married my wifes brother within a year

and the first one dated during highschool but got married the second she turned 18

so i felt fine

there was precidence!

How old were you when you got married?

20

saved me a bunch in college

cost me a bunch in insulin

I see. Do you wish that you would have waited until you were older now?

some days im like, i could waited for a super model, but most days i dont think that, and that thinking is mostly due to being depressed because im poor :P

Haha! Awww. Your wife is totally adorable!

that sounds kinda crude but bassicly i dont really regret it, waiting would have been an hassle im pretty sure i still would have gotten married, but both of our familys would have disowned us if we had moved in togethe

its like typical guy "blake lively" crush

then i remeber what i look like and what ryan renolds looks like and go, nvm

Awww. You're too hard on yourself. I'm hard on myself, but I'm a complete freak. That's totally different!! :P

i also think i could win the lottery

its in that boat

@steelershark im way to short for those famous types

even when their with ugly guys, there tall ugly guys

What? How tall are you?

somewhere between 5' 8-10

That's average height for a male, silly!

girls want that 5 11 to 6 +

my wifes my height haha

Well, I must admit that every person that I have ever dated has been 6' - 6'3", but that's just coincidence. I wouldn't "look" for someone just because of height. I mean, there are way more important physical factors to be concerned about ;)

(kidding, of course!)

i see, your looking for big feet

*wink

OMG. I was totally kidding ;)

Hehehe!

sure sure haha

That's a myth that only men believe for some reason. We girls simply just don't care.

thats not what the porn girls say in interviews!

Uhuh. Well, consider the source ;)

I think that it's part of their contract to say that...

ive read their ama's on reddit some of them seem really into it

and others are like, its boring its like a normal job

imagining that is insane, show up to work, get naked, do rando guys, go home, the drudgery lol

Hahaha!

and theres those girls who like just do it to pay for college

I couldn't even imagine trying to enjoy that while doing it outside of work if I was one of those girls. I mean, why would they do it while not getting paid for it? I don't know.

@Himarm Those are usually strippers.

obviosuly im not a women and cant really legitamently comment on womens rights, but if thats what they want to do for money then let em shoo

they have tons of "cam" girls now who are college girls that just chill naked in front of cameras on the weekend for 500-1k

its like easier then beeing a stripper

Sure. Whatever you wanna do. It doesn't bother me what other people want to do or how they earn their money.

One of my best friend's sister is a stripper. She makes more money than I do.

she must be A. super hot, and B. at a great establishment!

i just typed psych spoilers

and backed out

but just know that shawn and juliet IRL date for 8 years

Thanks for spoiling it, Himarm! Dammit!! :P

i didnt spoil anything

i said IRL (in real life) the actors

I was joking, silly!

NO JOKING ALLOWED :P

I am not far enough into that show to even know what a spoiler would be ;)

@Himarm :P

the very first episode was a pilot and they dropped that blonde chick, cause i thin kshe got hired by house

Are you drinking tonight, Himarm?

no no

im crazy all the time

I was just making sure that you were sticking to your diet ;)

today i ate 5 pieces of beef, with a tiny portion of rice for lunch

and a single chicken patty and cauliflower for dinner

im somewere around 800 calories

but it was an off day at the gym becuase yesterday was leg day and i phsyically cant walk

i almost fell down the stairs at work lol

Hahaha! Just like aunt bunny :P

Seriously, though...it sounds like you're doing awesome!!! Woohoo!!

im not really up or down any weight

but i know weight lifting leaves you with some extra water weight because your muscles are all fked up

Yeah, but you haven't even been on this for a week, yet. You will start seeing results really soon, don't worry :)

yeah im good for this till like november before im forced into family parties with unlimited food

im hopeing to drop 10-30 by then

OMG. If you are eating this way until then, you will easily drop 30+ pounds by November!

well last time i traded 20 out of the 30 in muscle

im up a shirt size because my arms and shoulders are to big

not my gut

which really pisses me off, because larges are to long for me

Don't men want bigger arms and shoulders rather than a gut?

but my arms are litterally to thick

larges are like half way to my knees

I wear large football jerseys as pj's ;)

my wife wears my larges like that as well

though they are a little short on her now

:P

Yeah. I feel her pain. I have went up 2 dress sizes since my surgery and accident :'(

my wife has gone up like 8 since we were married

but i feel guilty telling her i want her to diet

ill feel better if i can actually stick to mine long enough

but her type 1 numbers have been getting weird recently which is most likely due to her eating habits so its litterally saving her life

What? 8 sizes? You're not over dramatizing that number a bit?

What size was she when you guys got married?

she was like a 7-8, she has really wide hips even at flesh and bone

So, she was a size 8 in your wedding picture?

at 120-30 she was a 7-8

yeah, she has really thick thighs after soccor during highschool and college

I am a size 8 now. I don't know. I need to see your wife in your wedding picture again.

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heres a back shot

i think that will work

How does she have thick thighs? I think that she looks good.

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her top and waist were really thing

she just has a big ass and thighs

at skinny

we both filled out the rest of ourselfs the last few years

OMG! Her butt looks fine to me! Good Lord, Himarm...see! It's men like you that make people like me into complete freaks!! :P I think that she looks great in those pics!!

my point was not that shes fat, but her hips are very wide so she just natually had a larger ass

Hahaha! Well, when you put it that way... :P :P

being a size 7 at her slimest in highschool at 110 pounds means shes got somthing onher hips

while her sister is a 0-2

at the same weight

but shes like 4 inches taller

Yeah, my sister is taller than me, too. She has always been a size 4. She sucks :P

hight for hips

they always tell my wife she has child bearing hiips

but as type 1, they will 100% C section her

God. I hate it when people say that to other girls. That's just annoying.

say what child bearing hips?

thats what the gyno told her lol

Yes.

What? Her gyno told her that? OMG.

well she was still skinny when she said that

lol

I have just seen what the smallest comment can do to a girl...I am one of them. My kind-of boyfriend told me that I looked like I gained a few pounds after I broke my ankle when I was 14. I was scarred for life. That's when I started swimming and got really sick and wouldn't eat for weeks and weighed almost 90lbs...This is why I am the way that I am now.

at 14@!!!

dang

well at least this was a doctor talking to a 20 year old, saying that she would have easy child birth

then going oh but your type 1 so it will be a C section

Oh, good. At least the doctor was saying it that way :)

right she wasnt just like, you have big hips

but even still you cant really shrink your hos

hips

I saw a pic of your wife when you guys went to that medieval place. She looked good to me.

The majority of my friends are a size 10. I think that they all look great. They look hot to me at least ;)

my wifes mad because my cousin/sister in law is like a size 6-7 while pregnaunt, but shes like 5 3

so shes hard pressed to get past a 3-4 because of how phsyically small she is

this is prob the picture

my cousin is like either weird or crushing on my wife

cause he through 400 down on that sword and dhield for her

Yeah! That's the picture! I think that she looks good. She looks just like an average sized woman.

Well, your wife is totally adorable! Just sayin'

There's no way in hell that she has gone up 8 sizes from a size 8! WUT?!?!

can you see this?

there we go

see how large i am

thats like 4 weeks ago

my cousin/sister in law is the one with the 2 year old

she makes my wife pissed

Okay...your wife looks good to me. Why are you wearing a soy sauce t-shirt? :P

everyone likes the kikoman tshirt

:(

its also one of 3 shirts that fit that my wife bought without me

Hahaha! No, I think it's awesome!!!

im larger then my dad now

which makes me sad

the mans 50

hes in the the button up shirt next to my wife

with my aunt next to him, my mom was in minnisota

Oh, Himarm...STOP! You're only 26! You're fine!!

well if you were me youd be dying

So, your cousin/sister in law is pregnant in that pic?

let me have my pity party

no she just went off birthcontrol this week tho

she had that kid 2 years ago i think

that pick is from this fathers day

Oh, I see.

my sister convienently went to the bathroom during the picture

that butthole

I was always afraid to get pregnant for fear of gaining weight. Not that I really wanted children, but...that was a huge factor in it. I don't know, I'm weird.

Dammit! We didn't get to see your hot sister!!

well you have a good workout system so you would A, probably not gain much more then the baby

and B, loose it all relativly fastly

Yeah, it really doesn't matter anymore. It's all good :)

just rub that coco butter on yourself

ITS NEVER TO LATE

Oh, that stuff that's supposed to prevent stretch marks?

It didn't work for my sister. She still got them. hehe :)

its hit or miss

celebrities dont get them though

so they must have somthing

because f my life

i have them on my bicepts

who gets them on their bicepts

it like comes out of my shoulder and follows my bicept/bone line

like thanks asshole skin

I know, right? All of my friends and my sister all got them. I swear that celebrities have a magical potion that they don't tell the world about ;)

its like you almost need to put on a few pounds first

then try to loose weight

that way you dont really gain much surface area

to cause stretch marks

my wife is super prone to them tho

her thighs are covered in them

so she wont wear swim bottoms anymore without like boy shorts on top

Hmmm...I don't really know. My sister's are like clear, they aren't dark. You have to really look to see them.

Awww. God, I feel bad for your wife. That would totally suck.

well your sister is what 10 years out from them

my wifes are like recent

i have some on my back from highschool growing like 7 inches in a year

but there clear now

Well, they should fade if she loses weight or just in time, I guess.

She tans a lot because of them ;)

yeah both should help a bunch

my wife is uber pale

her tannest is my palest

i tan darker then hispanics

people thought i was mixed as a child

My brother in law gets pissed because he says that she looks beautiful and that they are a sign that she gave him two children, but she is still self-conscious about them. That kind of stuff runs in the family :P

haha, well do that tan white, or do they actually tan up?

if my wife tanned rightnow they would be more pronounces

I can barely see them, so the tanning must cover them up somewhat.

a few stretch marks in your 30s after kids isnt to bad

its the pre kids stretch marks that are bad

and were not planning on kids for years

Well, my sister is going to be 40 next week! Muahahahaha!!!

@Himarm No, they're not. They're not that bad. They will go away with exercise.

so my dad is like a youth paster, and at the church we worked at when he turned 40 he had students who turned like 25-30, and they set up this over the hill party for him, and bought him a cane with a horn on it and a lucky rabbits foot

you should totally get her a cake with a grave stone on it

:P

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it had a rear vie mirror

its a small pic, control + + to enlarge it

Oh....trust me! She is going to get it! We already had banners made that says that she is 80/2 Hehe :)

haha good

troll her hard

My nephew is getting her a pack of depends. I got her a pack of "grandma" underwear :P

itll make you feel better

Oh, I'm fine...I told you that I'm a freak. I will get over my freakness once I hit VEGAS BABY!!! WOOHOO!!!

do you plan to gamble

i want to play blackjack so abad

Of course! I love to gamble! I like to play Let it Ride and Blackjack.

Why else would you go to Vegas? ;)

I start screaming if I win like $20. Hehe!