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12:32 AM
Am I the only one intrigued by the nature of "incident" and 765 billion instances of such? dba.stackexchange.com/questions/8849/…
 
I only see 765 million ... or are you British and I'm only just now catching on to that?
or are you multiplying by 1300?
 
12:52 AM
@jcolebrand I've been in the pub for 6 hours, that would account for the order of magnitude problem :)
 
I think that answers both questions ;-)
 
And on that note, I should probably retire
:)
Hows that back btw?
 
1:10 AM
sore, but fortunately I've stood all day so not as sore as it could be
I sat down about 30 minutes ago, and that was a bad idea
more physical therapy in the AM tho, so that's good
 
 
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gbn
11:08 AM
Memo to me: avoid MySQL questions on SO. PHP monkeys at their typewriters don't understand SQL.
 
11:27 AM
Morning
 
gbn
'lo
How's the head?
 
Surprisingly good. Opted for sleep late, work late
 
gbn
Sleep is the best cure after lots of water the night before
hence I drink only on Fridays in my old age
 
@MarkStoreySmith Berocca before you go to bed as well.
@MarkStoreySmith Well, you've got one day to recover before Thursday.
@gbn The liquid lunch is alive and well here in London.
 
gbn
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells I can do one or three but it needs to wash down a fat pub lunch
 
12:05 PM
@gbn Fair enough
 
 
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JNK
2:25 PM
lotsa oracle questions this week
 
Posted an example on the self promotion thread:
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A: What is acceptable self-promotion here on DBA.SE

Ben BrockaMade up example post: My SQL Server queries are very slow on my Heap Tables, however due to large quantities of updates a clustered index is not preferable. An excellent solution to slow SQL Server queries is SQL Ferret. SQL Ferret will root out and consume your problems like a small ro...

 
gbn
@JNK We need to cater for lesser mortals. Not everyone has an Oracle consultant om tap
 
Basically asking for downvotes just feels wrong...that's a style of answer I've seen on occasion on UX.SE though, featurelist of a product one may or may not use, often with no explicit relation to the problem at hand
 
@gbn I used to work with Oracle quite a lot, but it's getting pretty cobwebby these days.
However, I'm sure there is a fair community of Oracle wonks around.
 
JNK
I think Jack is an Oracle guy
 
gbn
2:29 PM
yes, Jack is
 
JNK
I was just making an observation there gbn, no judgment
just noticed the first 20 questions are like half oracle or better
 
@JNK Yes, he did talk about working with Oracle at one point. It's been 5 years or so since I did any serious work with it.
 
gbn
@JNK I know. I was on the receiving end recently of some Oracle fanboi
 
I dare say if I got an Oracle gig I could blow out the cobwebs pretty quickly, but I can't remember stuff off the top of my head so easily.
@gbn I notice this on occasion when I work with Oracle people. There's a certain element of snobbery in Oracle circles, looking down on SQL Server.
 
gbn
His argument as that you see SS on forums a lot because we don't have consultants and it's too easy. Or something like that
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells yep. I had a "isn't SQL Server just Sybase" the other day too
 
2:32 PM
I thing SQL Server is a somewhat warmer and fluffier product than Oracle, but I think 'too easy' is stretching things a bit.
Funnily enough, pretty much all the Oracle people I know who spend any real time working SQL Server tend to be quite impressed with it.
Oracle has some nice features - the system data dictionary on Oracle is really good. SQL Server caught up with 2005 to some extent, but Oracle is pretty good in that respect.
CONNECT BY is easier to use than CTEs for recursive queries
If you work with Python, cx_Oracle is a really good interface library
PL/SQL has its moments as a language. It's better than T-SQL for a lot of stuff, but I do miss the ease of using temp tables on Oracle.
The management tooling in Oracle is fairly good, and integrates with shell scripting really well.
(Powershell is a bit of a johnny-come-lately on Windows, and only works well when you have cmdlet wrappers for the underlying API)
Actually, I've had quite a lot of mileage out of IronPython for scripting .Net APIs
Bitmap indexes yada, yada.
 
gbn
I don't doubt that Oracle has useful stuff. It's the occasional attitude that narks me.
 
However, with SQL Server you get a free OLAP server, a free reporting tool, a free ETL tool, good front-end tooling, and some of the features of T-SQL run rings around PL/SQL for verious tasks.
 
Oracle really dropped the ball with its business intelligence tooling around the mid-2000s.
 
gbn
for most databases, the platform makes no difference. it's the design and coding (less so it an ORM is used)
It you're big enough, then hardware matters. And design and coding
 
2:39 PM
I'd agree for that on operational systems.
Have you seen the size you can get in Wintel boxes these days?
 
gbn
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells I believe cabke and wireless UK ran SQL Server 7 back in the 90s
 
JNK
I think there's still a perception that "really serious" DBs are done in Oracle and smaller stuff is OK in SS.
 
Don't know. But these days you can get a wintel box with 96 cores and 1TB+ of RAM.
>1000 disks on direct attach storage.
How scaleable do you want?
 
gbn
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Sun use the same kit (Intel) and most of their servers are Windows certified now
Well, Oracle
 
Anyone who makes intel kit sells a large chunk of it with MS operating systems on top.
 
gbn
2:43 PM
@JNK One major different is SS doesn't have online failover. There is always a disconnection
 
I think if I was really after a stiff SLA I would probably go with Unix/Linux and Oracle.
But fundamentally, if you look at most real SLAs they're prepared to accept a 4hr or 24hr D/R period, particularly if they actually know what's really involved in getting 5 9's for real.
 
gbn
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells we had this sketch before
 
Yes. It's a pet rant. Most people can't actually implement a really tough SLA on any platform. It's just a conceit.
Anyway, it's pining for the fjords.
 
@MartinC We're gatecrashing the UK SS User Group drinks tomorrow evening if you fancy it. sqlserverfaq.com/events/346/PreChristmas-SqlFaq-drinks.aspx
 
 
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4:18 PM
@gbn Are you likely to make an appearance in the UK in the forseeable future?
 
4:37 PM
Hello all
 
@JackDouglas Hello
 
This question will truly never die, will it?
Hi @Jack
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Q: "Database Administrators" needs to die

Nick ChammasEvery few weeks another sharp poster asks: Why are you asking DBAs about source control? Why are you asking DBAs about performance? Why are you asking DBAs about database design or data warehousing? As a regular DBA.SE patron your response might be: "Because all of those topics are welcome on...

 
gbn
Probably not, and then would be Manchester or Scotland. But one never knows
 
@JackDouglas On an unrelated note, do you want to pick up some of the gear anytime soon?
Most of the F/C stuff is in storage in Croydon, but the MSA30 and XW9300s are in Sunningdale
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells no need to rush - lets chat tomorrow
 
4:44 PM
@JackDouglas (Hint: I am really envious of your garage :)
 
it might depend on exactly what we decide for the first step...
 
Well, there's no great hurry, as you say, and it won't be a 5 minute job to concoct usable benchmarks anyway.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells If we aren't using more than 8U it's going in my hush rack in my spare room - the only warm room in my house right now :)
 
You could get the MSA30 and one of the HPS into 8U
 
@BenBrocka my latest effort:
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A: We need to formalize a site title/name. Does "Database Administrators" still ring true?

Jack DouglasDatabase Administrators and Data Gurus or DBAs and Data Gurus dba.stackexchange.com Addressing the name scope problem without a jarring change if/when we switch.

(you've seen it already, doh!)
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells that's just what I was thinking :)
Any idea what power the MSA30 draws fully loaded?
or is it all down to the drives...
 
4:46 PM
I don't like this "data gurus" thing. All the suggestions seem to create a site with a much less concise, appealing and professional name
 
@JackDouglas It has fans. At a guess maybe 200-300W.
 
@BenBrocka I'm desperately trying to come up with something along the lines of serverfault.com
 
@MarkStoreySmith It's not easy - I can't really think of a simple catch phrase.
 
Bereft of ideas thus far unfortunately.
 
@JackDouglas The quickspecs for the MSA30 says 377W but I think this is likely to be a peak load.
 
4:49 PM
@MarkStoreySmith I hate serverfault's name, and I'm very glad SE decided on a more sensible, scalable naming convention
 
@BenBrocka How come? What's wrong with it?
 
webapps.se was going to be called "no installation necessary" or something. Without a large amount of context it's absolutely meaningless
It's not descriptive, it immediately requires explanation (though not as much as the web apps example)
Stackoverflow and Serverfault are exceptions because they came into the world with those names. For a new site an abstract name just makes it hard to know what it's about
 
@BenBrocka You could be really literal and just call it databases.stackexchange.com
 
gbn
Data stuff
 
Or dbquestions.stackexchange.com or dbqa.stackexcahnge.com
 
4:52 PM
I feel like I've been here before :-)
 
That's what many of the SE sites do. Actually most are named for the topic more than the users
 
gbn
And my data monkeys of course
 
I don't mind DBA.SE though
 
@JackDouglas Before my time.
DBA is a nice, short, pithy term. Do you really think we have a significant problem with people getting put off by it?
 
@BenBrocka you are likely to be one of the very few satisfied customers then ;)
 
gbn
4:53 PM
Yes.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells We seem to have a few very loud people with a problem with it
All other solutions just seem even more disagreeable though
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells we are growing really well right now. No idea if that would be better or worse with a new name
 
@BenBrocka What sort of damage do they do. Are they just loud or are they slagging DBA off in public
Is it something that could be cured by user education - getting SO/SE to put something in their site-wide FAQs?
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells There's a few (3 at least) questions on MEta about it
I do think our tagline on the SE site list sums us up quite well
Database Administrators
Q&A for database professionals who wish to improve their database skills and learn from others in the community
It keeps DBA as a catchy title but includes "database professionals" to be inclusive
 
@BenBrocka and worth noting that 3 users is not a lot considering how big SO is. We have SO mods on board
 
4:55 PM
I don't like using such terms in the name though because it's not nearly as recognizable or iconic
 
At a guess I'd say that it may be more of a brand recognition issue. Maybe we should think in terms of trying to establish a meme along the lines of DBA.SE is not just for DBAs (grumpy or otherwise :)
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells interesting idea...
 
So we should Milhouse ourselves?
 
i.e. stick with the name and get the SE powers-that-be to orchestrate a propoganda/user education campaign
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@BenBrocka Millhouse?
DBA.SE - it's not just for grumpy DBAs ...
 
Alternately we could throw the onions from our belts at the detractors of the name
 
4:59 PM
@BenBrocka I'm inclined to say that short of a serendipitous leap of intuition we're not going to come up with anything that materially improves on the current name.
It might happen.
It sounds like the problem is PR and people in the cheap seats.
 
I think the problem is one of the two biggest problems in comp sci
Cache invalidation and naming things
And off by one errors
 
I will admit that when I first saw the DBA site I assumed that it was going to be essentially a database branch of SF, so DBA does give a particular first impression.
However it seems to be growing in spite of that.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells that's a good idea
 
Which suggests the epistemology is sound and the problem might be one of PR and idiots in the cheap seats nitpicking over the strict definition of the site.
 
I'm not a DBA but I came because I assumed it would include people with excellent, advanced knowledge of databases
 
5:03 PM
@NickChammas What's a good idea?
 
Perhaps our copy doesn't suppliment the initial impression to be expansive enough
 
mouse over my message and you should see what I was responding to (you knew that, right?)
you can also click on the arrow on the left
 
@NickChammas OK. Now I see
 
Education campaigns rarely work, copy does
 
It's starting to get some momentum in its own right, and SO and SF mods are moving DB related questions here.
So the name could possibly be a non-issue in the long run.
 
5:05 PM
maybe it is just a matter of time
but there is no way to know that
 
I'm relatively new to DBA.SE, but does anybody think there is a significant problem other than people arguing the toss about what does or doesn't belong here?
 
I think Databases is an okay name, but DBA maintains a professional and advanced air about it, which is what we seem to want in DBA questions VS Stack Overflow SQL questions
 
@BenBrocka Maybe we do want to emphasize that advanced SQL questions are on-topic here more, though?
 
I've been very vocal about changing our name because of repeated problems not with having questions migrated here, but with having people see us as more than a site for traditional RDBMS questions
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells emphasized plenty; that's not a problem for us, is it?
 
Arguably, if we're just Databases, beginner SQL stuff or even code accessing databases could be considered relevant at first impression, which doesn't, IMO, mesh with what we want for the site
 
5:08 PM
My take is that the way things are going, we are likely to end up as the de-facto home for all database related Qs on the network, except noddy SQL which will stay on SO (and we migrate it there when we get it!)
 
Do you think that's unique to DBA.SE or database related sites in general.
I think that there is a certain element of SQL-haters in the NoSQL crowd, but platform bigotry is hardly unique to databases.
 
We certainly want and do emphasize an "advanced" feel
I hardly think NoSQL is off topic, it's just fairly rare
 
@BenBrocka So do most of the technical SE sites, I think.
 
they're still Databases, what you do is still DBA
 
@BenBrocka It's a bit of a niche platform. I certainly think they would be on topic for DBA.SE, altough I don't claim to have ever used one.
I imagine we would get contributors here who have, though.
Maybe we could ask JA to do a 'NoSQL databases are databases too' blog entry
 
5:11 PM
I think most NoSQL stuff is pretty exclusive to big, hush hush projects too
Like BigTable
 
There are a few open-source ones in circulation.
There is a bit of a fad for them in the blogosphere, but I wonder how many people are actually using them in production outside big .com and bioinformatics firms and odd 3 letter agencies trying to do large scale data mining.
 
I have to say, RE the "propaganda" campaign; things like that don't work at a broad level. They only work on active users during the campaign, and they only work on those exposed to them
Much more effective is the actual copy of the site, people get their impressions of a site from using the site, not from some blog they don't read because they never heard of it
 
@MarkStoreySmith I'm going to the User Group drinks tomorrow, have to meet with an agent before hand so I will be in need of a drink after that
 
Such a campaign might quiet some heavy SE users that are confused with the name or disagree, which might in turn cause them to influence less future users, but if the site does not properly suggest what it is, entirely on it's own, that is a problem
 
@BenBrocka I think that will happen with time, but persistent advertising and co-operation from SO and SF mods to move DB related questions to DBA.SE will help get it off the ground.
 
5:15 PM
@MartinC Good stuff! Myself, @JackDouglas and @ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells will be there.
 
@BenBrocka I don't think there's a silver bullet. I think the long term answer is essentially brand recognition - people associating DBA.SE with database questions.
 
Do they congregate anywhere specific in the pub?
 
How could you not associate Database Administration with Databases?
 
@BenBrocka More associating database questions in general with a site that calls itself 'database administration'. People will work it out in the long run if the site is successful.
And I think it's likely to succeed, at least in principle, as it has key SO and SF mods cooperating in an initiative to shift appropriate questions across here.
 
@MarkStoreySmith Last time I went it was warmer and everyone was outside, I'm dressing warm just in case
 
5:20 PM
If the FAQ is explicit about it, SO and SF mods are buying into the end goals then maybe just making sure the message gets repeated (ads on Stackoverflow, JA/JS blog posts and continually repeating the 'mantra') is about as good as you can get, short of finding a perefect name.
I think any PR work would want to be low-key and persistent.
 
@MartinC Just in case you're travelling this evening... nationalrail.co.uk/service_disruptions/…
That'll be a 2.5 hour journey home for me tonight!
 
Anyway, it's just a long-winded way of saying that it might work itself out in the end.
 
That's still only helping the brand with those that get the message. Ads and such should drive people to our site but the wording of the site's tagline, FAQ and general enviornment should naturally suggest what the site is about
 
@BenBrocka Yes, that part we can control. We can make it explicit in the FAQ and site documentation.
We're already getting help from SO and SF mods, so we've got cooperation from those sites.
 
@BenBrocka again, because Database Administration doesn't mean database design, query writing and tuning, business intelligence, and to most people, it doesn't even mean administration of NoSQL databases because "Database Administrator" is so closely tied to the traditional platforms: Oracle, MySQL, SQL Server, etc.
I don't get why you don't accept this premise.
 
5:25 PM
The term Database itself is closely tied to the traditional platforms as well
 
@NickChammas I think you're right in principle, but I think that the brand recognition for the site might well work itself out over time. There's a saying that goes 'It takes 10 years to make an overnight success.'
 
If anything a DBA would be vastly more likely to know what NoSQL ect are than anyone else vaguely familiar with databases
A DBA might know about NoSQL, BigTable ect. A PHP programmer might know about MyPHP or even Oracle, but I severely doubt they'd know about NoSQL
 
@BenBrocka that's the theory; that's not what the average techie believes. I believe our problem is an image problem, not a definition problem.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells that's what I think too neatly summed up
 
@MarkStoreySmith nah still unemployed at the mo, so no travelling for me. Just got to pass the basic dba skills test on the 20th, although I think passing will make it harder to find a suitable job
 
5:27 PM
"Databases" has the same image problem though
 
SO got off the ground quickly because JS and JA had an established readership. Joel on Software had been going for the better part of a decade before they did Stackoverflow.
 
we'd have to create an entirely new term for questionable gains, at the same time losing the important image/brand recognition that DBA affords
 
if the matter was just getting the definition right then we're done: our FAQ and About pages are all set. But obviously that's not enough to get people to see and use the site to the fullest extent defined.
 
We're not even fighting with SO for mind share. Their mods have indicated that they want to shift database questions on SO/SF here.
 
No one knows what a "Data Guru" is, we just made it up. It certainly doesn't suggest "It's DBA with NoSQL too!" to anyone that hasn't already had this explicit conversation
 
5:29 PM
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Q: If a query triggers a statistics update and times out are the statistics still updated?

BrokenGlassI have a fulltext query which is usually very fast but may time out when it causes a statistics update since statistics updating is very slow on this database. Usually the query "recovers" to normal speed after the statistics have been updated but I have seen a case where the query always times o...

they are closing this stuff on SO now
and asking if we want it
which we do
 
@BenBrocka And '% Guru' is somewhat pretentious.
 
ok, so it seems @Concerned and @Ben think we should give the DBA.SE name time to marinate and be associated with all the stuff that hasn't found a strong home here yet but that is a core part of our scope
then I would suggest saying just that in an answer to my rant here: meta.dba.stackexchange.com/questions/495/…
 
@NickChammas Yes, pretty much. Unless we can find a name that does a much better job of branding the site, I think that we're not going to significantly improve on DBA.SE.
Which leaves establishing an appropriate brand image for DBA.SE as the alternative.
 
lest I be the unchecked leader of a "loud" minority, as Ben said
 
@NickChammas I've been pretty verbose as well :)
 
5:32 PM
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells I'd say that's a great take on solving our problems of scope and image.
 
@NickChammas Well, we're not alone. We have buy-in from SO and SF mods, and I'm told the SE management have apparently indicated that they will do what they can to help.
I say 'we' loosely - I've really only been significantly been involved for a few days.
 
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A: "Database Administrators" needs to die

Jack DouglasFor reference, here is the text of @AlexKuznetsov's post on our main site (which was originally posted as an answer to a question and has since been deleted and moved here): I know this is not an answer, but I do not know where and how I should share my opinion. This is not the first time w...

Why are constraint and database design not DBA things?
(as for version control I don't even know why that would be moved here)
 
@BenBrocka it's the A of DBA. For Alex, design is for a dev, and devs ask on SO. Admins are not devs.
 
@NickChammas I think that's kind of splitting hairs about semantics.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells it's about how many people perceive the meaning of DBA
 
5:37 PM
Again, I see the point in that the 'Administrator' part is somewhat misleading.
 
I certainly believe that DBA can and should cover all the things in our FAQ and About page
please don't misunderstand that
 
Although I wonder how much of a problem that is or will be in the long term.
 
it's about most people see the meaning of DBA
 
@NickChammas Design is dev? So a dev should design your databases? Then what is a DBA?
An index and backup monkey?
 
Alex being one example (and he's a big name in teh SQL Server world)
 
5:38 PM
Who the hell asks a dev over a DBA for database design?
 
@BenBrocka to some people yes
 
@BenBrocka back to splitting hairs about definitions.
 
the monitor the database
back it up
and give the devs hell about their queries that are causing lots of I/O
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells again, it's not about definitions; it's about perceptions
 
Just because some people's definition of a term is wrong doesn't mean we can't use that term
 
So, to summarise. 'DBA' has particular connotations to a large proportion of potential readers that may be offputting. We can't think of an appreciably better name.
 
5:40 PM
@BenBrocka there is such a thing as a database developer, you know :)
 
Lots of people think UX isn't a real thing; rather than rename UX.SE I would rather say that such people are welcome to leave the site solely based on the name
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells exactly; that's the problem summary--DBA means something very limited to a lot of people. Whether or not they are semantically correct is irrelevant. It gives us an image problem.
 
I see that term used much less often than DBA, and that's still a specialized job. Design still belongs here and not on SO, no matter what term you put after "database" in your job title
 
@NickChammas My question is: how big is the image problem in practice? Do we think it will significantly compromise the success of the site?
 
@BenBrocka well, the guy who said "why are you asking a DBA about design" is Alex Kuznetsov
he's a respected guy in teh SQL Server community
if he thinks that
what do you think most people think?
 
5:43 PM
He seems to be thinking a bit too extremely on the side of developer
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells that is my fear; I am human, so I could be wrong. :)
 
a quick survey of opinions from random SO users would probably be most telling of the impressions those users have on the site based on the name and or their experience withi t
 
@NickChammas Can't see it on his front page. Can you link to the actual blog posting? Or did he just ask it on meta.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells can't see what
 
Could put together a quara about it too, maybe link it as an SE ad
 
5:45 PM
@NickChammas A blog posting. Or did he just say it here?
 
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A: "Database Administrators" needs to die

Jack DouglasFor reference, here is the text of @AlexKuznetsov's post on our main site (which was originally posted as an answer to a question and has since been deleted and moved here): I know this is not an answer, but I do not know where and how I should share my opinion. This is not the first time w...

@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells he said it here on the main site; Jack moved it to meta.dba
 
@NickChammas Just in that posting?
 
the "why are you asking DBAs about design..." yeah
@BenBrocka well, that would be the rigorous way to measure the effect of the DBA name. Is that feasible?
 
Maybe we could ask him to blog something to the effect that although DBA.SE is called 'DBA' it's got other stuff on it as well.
If we've got A-list bloggers who want the site to succeed enough to post rants, maybe we can ask them to help in other ways as well.
 
Surveys are cheap. It's a matter of if anyone at SO will participate, failing that we would have to set up a survey and run it via the community ads, if that's even an allowed use of them
 
5:48 PM
A survey solicited in this way will probably be a bit self-selecting though.
 
Stackexchange's people seem pretty understanding of UX issues though so if we bring it up I think they might be receptive though
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells another great suggestion to fix our image problem
 
Surveys are always self selecting. If we distribute it via ads to SO or even all SE sites we can gain a much better cross section of real user's opinions than we're currently getting
 
It's probably better than nothing.
Although, by definition, anyone who's done the survey probably has some understanting of the semantic issue, so the results may be really, really skewed.
 
keep it short, sweet and easy to access and available to our target audience; what feasible way is there to get better results?
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells how on earth do you assume that? Almost none of the users on SO have participated in this discussion
they're the sample, not us
 
5:51 PM
Yes, but a survey asking about DBA.SE brand recognition is going to sort of raise the issue in the users' minds.
However, I think you might get useful data from it. if you get a lot of responses along the lines of 'I didn't realise that DBA.SE covered B.I. or database design/programming' then you know you do have a significant brand recognition problem.
Whether you could infer that you're OK from the absence of such responses is a different question, though.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells and perhaps the survey itself could help raise the awareness we're looking for
 
@NickChammas It would certainly do that. Good thinking 99.
 
I fail to see how a simple survey asking one's impression of the term DBA and what they expect of a site called DBA.stackexchange would have a significant bias one way or the other
 
@BenBrocka Because you can't just select a random sample of SE site users and poll them. The only ones resonding are volunteers, which kind of implies that they care about it to begin with.
 
Though, arguably, if BI is not a common use case it's not a huge deal that the average user doesn't know it's a valid use case
 
5:54 PM
Kind of like asking a cross section of Daily Mail readers about crime statistics.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells that;s always the case until we can forcefully brain wash people into taking surveys, and alter their brains to be free of bias caused by taking the survey
this isn't like the daily mail survey
these are our users; this is a sample of the relevant population
 
Actually, not quite like that. More like asking a section of people who write letters to the editor of the Daily Mail about their opinions on crime rates.
@BenBrocka Exactly right. You can't force people to take surveys, but you have to try and understand what bias you're going to get in your sample.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells makes sense
 
Well, we honestly want the opinion of people who have some interest in DBA development
If those people have a particular opinion among them we actually want to know that
 
@BenBrocka Yes, we do, although we're kind of preaching to the converted with that demographic.
And they probably will understand the epistemology of the site.
 
5:58 PM
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Only if we ask on DBA.SE, hence why I said to ask on SO
SO users are certainly not necessarily DBA users, they might not even know it existed
 
Certainly, those are the people we want trolling the site and answering questions, so a survey to raise awareness would probably be a good thing just from the point of getting some publicity.
@BenBrocka I was talking about asking it on SO.
 
@BenBrocka what @ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells is saying is that those on SO who choose to respond to the survey may already have an understanding of the semantic issue because they cared enough to respond.
 
Why would you assume SO people have any idea about DBA.SE?
 
@BenBrocka I think that running the survey would be good publicity.
 
Only if you phrase the question leading "hey, if you hate DBA.SE's name respond here"...phrase a survey for database developers, not for people concerned about DBA.SE's name
"Database Developer? DBA? We'd like your opinions!"
 
6:00 PM
@BenBrocka A bit more neutral than that.
'DBA site scope' - want to see database design and development questions as well?
 
Nothing about that question implies the underlying issue and I find to reason to suppose all devs working in databases on SO have automatic knowledge of this issue
Oh god no, then you ARE implying the survey is about the DBA's site scope
 
@BenBrocka Actually, you're right - you want to present the scope as a given and ask people if they understand that.
"Did you know that you can ask B.I. questions on the DBA site?"
Maybe too specific, but something along that line.
 
That's a survey question, not the recruiting copy
in the survey it could just be a "check all that you believe this site would cover": "No SQL, DB Design ect"
 
@BenBrocka I think you're on the right track there.
@BenBrocka That's probably about the right tone for the tag line on the ad.
 
I gtg, but you guys @BenBrocka and @ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells need to summarize this great discussion as answers to the DBA must die thread when you're done here. I think everybody on the site would appreciate it and it may help us solve our image problems.
 
JNK
6:05 PM
Did you guys see this one?
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Q: Is Oracle Configuration Manager HIPAA compliant?

Leigh RiffelDoes Oracle's Configuration Manager which according to Oracle provides a "40% faster issue resolution", violate HIPAA or require specific configuration in order to comply?

 
Will do
 
JNK
im trying to figure out how oracle config information can be PHI
 
off to lunch
 
@NickChammas I should go too. @Ben. Do you want to write something up on the question?
 
@BenBrocka Mechanics of database version control are very different than for code, so I was very much in favour of seeing that type of question over here
 
6:08 PM
@MarkStoreySmith seconded
 
@MarkStoreySmith Just as long as no-one mentions VS2010 where @MarkStoreySmith can see it ;-}
</troll>
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Roger that :)
 
See you tomorrow night then.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells 7ish is it?
 
Yes. I might be there a bit before 7. I'll be taking the train straight from Brentwood.
(which goes to Liverpool St. Station)
 
6:11 PM
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells good stuff - see you there
 
However, text me a bit in advance and I'll have a pint of something waiting.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells very kind :)
 
What's your preferred tipple?
 
I think the first couple of rounds should be on me though ;)
 
Well, maybe the second and third.
Those that have my number can text me with their ETA and preference.
 
6:13 PM
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells something I can drive home on I'm afraid - I'll be getting the tube in from where I work in Barnes...
see you tomorrow @MarkStoreySmith
 
Are you not in staggering distance from the train station?
Angostura bitters and Lemonade with lime?
 
I'll be 7ish, will text if anything gets in the way
 
@MarkStoreySmith Don't forget your preferences.
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells it is certainly do-able but I don't really go in for that these days :)
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells hahaha
 
@JackDouglas Well, text me with your preferences.
 
6:16 PM
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells something that look like beer but isn't
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells :D
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Cheers fella. Becks Vier if its on tap there please.
 
@JackDouglas Well, text me an ETA and order tomorrow.
@MarkStoreySmith 2nd or 3rd prefereence if it isnt?
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells will do - is anyone else coming that we know of?
apart from several million SS folk
 
6:18 PM
I have a friend who works at one of the gnomes of zurich nearby who's coming.
@MarkStoreySmith Text me 10-15 mins before your ETA to give me time to get it as well :)
@JackDouglas Didn't @MartinC indicate he was coming?
 
Ah yes - I don't think we've said hello in here before
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Yup, I will be coming just to pick on the DBA types
 
might get the chance in real life instead
 
@MartinC ETA and orders? - for drinks I mean.
 
@MartinC and hello :)
 
6:23 PM
@MartinC I will probably get there early.
Anyway, should really go now.
 
Some strong lager which isn't Stella, eta around 5:30-6 ish but will be heading to Dim Sum place nearby to line my stomach
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Carling, Heineken, something of that ilk please
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Yup MartinC is along
On train btw, hence the appearing/disappearing act and missing messages!
 
7:11 PM
@MarkStoreySmith Ah, okay. I didn't know the context of the actual question
 
7:31 PM
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A: "Database Administrators" needs to die

Ben BrockaThe only way we'll know if this is a real problem is by asking real users; these discussions are great but it's impossible to know what % of users have these misconceptions if we only listen to those vocal enough to say something. If Bill Gates thought a DBA was a badger and 99% of other develope...

 
8:24 PM
@BenBrocka thanks for that
and @JackDouglas, here's my take on the editing discussion
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A: What Constitutes Proper Editing of Questions and Answers?

Nick ChammasI am strongly for tasteful editing to improve the quality of posts on our site, both new and old. However... Answer 1 Unmoderated editing is a privilege that comes with the following admonition (emphasis mine): Try to make the post substantively better when you edit, not just change a s...

 
Huh, I just got a bonus 100 rep for no apparent reason.
 
 
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gbn
9:36 PM
@NickChammas but that post of his is arrogant IMO. We have other leading (read: verbose and blogging) SQL Server luminaries without counting folk like mark, me martin smith erc
@SimonRigharts linked your accounts to SO or SF? 100 bonus
 
10:14 PM
@gbn Yeah, I was just using his statement as a sign that the idea of a DBA as a backup/indexing-monkey may be widespread, even among database experts.
 
10:56 PM
@gbn I didn't do anything specific, I use my google openID to sign in
 
gbn
11:29 PM
Do we want this?
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Q: T-SQL Dynamically execute stored procedure

ChrisI have a logging function in T-SQl similiar to this: CREATE PROCEDURE [logging] @PROCEDURE VARCHAR(50), @MESSAGE VARCHAR(MAX) AS BEGIN PRINT @MESSAGE END; GO I am able to call it like this: execute logging N'procedure_i_am_in', N'log_message'; As my stored procedure names are a bit...

 
11:39 PM
hm. It's a reasonably elementary question, I'd personally lean toward leaving it on SO
Actually, I just saw the answer and I don't think it's reasonable for most devs to know that, so maybe shift it. I dunno. :v
 

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