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1:14 AM
1- Shhh, now we are going to peek into the working writer in her natural habitat. She's... She's crying into a glass of rum. Oh what luck!
2- it looks like we have caught the wild author struggling with a paradox! Her book is not on anticipated lists. Lack of attention and love.
3- OR - and this is the truly beautiful weirdness of this beast- people are looking forward to it and she is sure they will be disappointed.
 
 
15 hours later…
3:54 PM
It's chat day! But I won't be here, I have to go attend a cult meeting. If someone posts a topic I'll try to contribute later.
 
4:06 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Well, that sounds like fun.
Today, right now actually, I am going to write a Star Wars poem for our dept's May the Fourth celebration tomorrow.
 
There once was a Skywalker son
Whom everyone thought was the one
But he left his mark
Once he had turned dark
All thanks to a dim Obi-Wan
 
I'm thinking I will once again parody "My heart leaps up" by W. Wordsworth.
My heart leaps up when I behold
The Death Star in the sky.
...
poetry is hard
 
:D
something something
Darth Vader is the father of Luke
 
4:48 PM
My heart leaps up when I behold
The Death Star in the sky:
So it was when I was good,
So it is now beneath a hood,
So be it when force lightning flies,
Something something something dark side!
Almost there...
 
4:58 PM
Stay on target!
 
"force lightning flies" is the wrong scheme. It needs to be 4 syllables ending in -old.
So be it when Force stranglehold?
 
Air
@MattE.Эллен Switch off the targeting computer?
 
@Air What's this crazy voice in my head ?!
 
Air
@MattE.Эллен Perhaps it is an Astlal Projection
 
5:04 PM
I think you mean astral
or maybe ass troll
;)
 
I love that song.
Astlol
 
Air
I am eagerly waiting the arrival of a copy of Echopraxia at my local library. I have several other books on the shelf to read but nothing's really grabbing me right now.
 
My heart leaps up when I behold
The Death Star in the sky:
So it was when I was good,
So it is now beneath a hood,
So be it with Force stranglehold,
Something (something something) dark side!
The Rebels have misunderstood
Crushed before the domination
(of this) Fully operational battle station.
Eh. Still needs work.
 

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