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12:00 AM
I feel so sorry for that little dog. I hope it's just a prop for the picture.
The bitch got rid of my dog while I was at summer camp.
She also sold my entire doll collection (lots) at a garage sale when I had been at the University of Iowa for one month.
I've never collected anything since.
That's not even the tip of the tip of the iceberg. She's lucky the book isn't about her.
I called her "mom" for over a decade.
 
12:20 AM
The best story I have about her, I can't tell in my book.
A certain psychiatrist called her the most narcissistic thing he had ever seen.
 
 
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3:20 AM
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Q: What are the poetry/quotes at the start of a chapter/book called?

sinθFor instance, "A Rasin in the Sun" starts with the poem "Harlem." I've noticed many (mostly contemporary) novels will start chapters with pieces of Poetry or quotes that are completely separate from the chapter itself, but that somehow compliment it.

 
 
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5:25 AM
At most she and her son (the bad one) will get a few hundred words. Neither one of them are worth more than that.
The other son (younger) warms my heart to this day.
 
 
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6:52 AM
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Q: Skipping details in a scene

Nick BedfordI often struggle to fill in the periods between scene ideas, at least when it comes to generating the ideas needed, but a novel is not like a movie where editing out much of the non-critical scenes and details is usually needed as much. But maybe that's not the case and I could probably "skip" s...

 
 
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9:51 AM
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Q: Is mathematical poetry a form of poetry?

user13880One author considers this mathematical statement by LeRoy Gorman entitled “The Birth of Tragedy” as a form of minimalist poetry: (!+?)^2 Is this mathematical statement really a poem? Creative writing highlights the value of human subjectivity. Mathe...

 
10:03 AM
@StackExchange I'm reasonably certain this is an invitation to discussion.
 
10:17 AM
That name looks familiar!
 
[glances around] Who, LeRoy Gorman? First I've heard of him.
 
I was talking to you, but I'm not picky this time of night!
 
Hee. Hi!
 
 
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5:15 PM
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Q: Antagonist Names

HannahRaeI'm writing a story where the protagonist has recently been adopted and her new sister is going to be the antagonist. She's like the school "Queen bee" you hear about in a lot of high school stories and I need a good name for her. She's 16 when the story takes place, last name is Hashimoto. She i...

 
5:28 PM
Woo!
 
6:25 PM
So my little son is not quite five. He was talking about how bats echolocate and that's really cool.
My husband said they are also cool because they eat insects.
 
The little one smiled and mentioned mosquitos, then he got really serious. "Do they eat butterflies?"
My husband makes a hrmming sound.
The little one scrunches up his nose. "Well, are butterflies diurnal? Because then they'd be sleeping and the bats wouldn't eat them."
brain explodes
Last weekend in the car he suddenly piped up with "We must be near [cousin's] house!"
So we asked him why he thought so. He says: "Because he lives near Boston and I think we must be near Boston because there are lots of cars with Massachusetts plates and it's very busy!"
It's crazy logical thinking for an almost-five-year-old.
IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!
 
Sleeping butterflies would be pretty easy to eat.
 
Only if you can find them.
besides, the last thing I want is for him to feel like he is easy to eat when he is sleeping
 
6:46 PM
Ha! Well, yeah.
 
7:29 PM
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Q: The problem with the answer is the question

hildredThere have a couple times that I have come across an answer in the low quality post que where the real problem is the question. I have always opened and voted to close the question and mostly ignored the answer. Is this the best practice? What could I do better?

 
7:45 PM
@KitZ.Fox He's jumped straight to formal logic stage. It's accelerating
He is the singularity
 
That explains all the writing on the wall.
 
It also explains all the misspelling. His direct mental connection to the cloud is disrupting my brain-hand coordination
 
yes
 
Have you wallpapered their bedrooms with pages from old thrown out calculus textbooks yet?
 
no. I'm trying to think of ways to make them well-rounded.
 
7:50 PM
OK, old thrown out Jane Austen?
 
That might work. I was thinking of comic pages.
 
ha ha. or sports
 
hmm
The eldest is at baseball practice right now.
I was like woo! sports! and he was all like woo! teach me box scores!
So I locked him in the closet for his focus on math.
And I told him he couldn't come out until he apologized and failed to recite his times-seven tables.
 
8:14 PM
use reverse psychology. lock him in the closet and tell him he can't do times tables until he apologizes.
 
hmm.
 
my kids quiz each other on math problems. It's amusing because my youngest likes to answer "a googol!" to anything.
BUT that said he's better at multiplication at 5 than I was in grade 5
 
it's so crazy, innit?
 
8:44 PM
yeah
 
Howdy, @KitZ.Fox, @Mitch, @Mr.ShinyandNew安宇
 
@NeilFein yo! how are things?
 
Hey howdy, @Neil.
 
Doing well, thanks. How was the chat yesterday?
Wondering if the new ads are helping any.
 
We seem to have a slight uptick.
 
8:55 PM
I've noticed a few new people here but the writing exercise didn't go on Tuesday despite there being a quorum "present"... we were all pretty distracted by RL things, I guess
 
Well, the point of the chat is to get people here, so I guess that's all okay...?
 
Hopefully next Tuesday we can actually DO the exercise and maybe some new people will join
Time for me to go, ttyl
 
l8r
 
9:28 PM
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Q: How detailed should the description of the POV character be?

bilbo_pingouinI have close to no experience of writing, but I have an idea that I would like to make into a short story (if for nothing else, for the sake of the exercise). It is a fantasy story seen from one of the character POV. I haven't yet decided if I should use first- or third-person narration, but from...

 
10:04 PM
@KitZ.Fox Would you believe I have a relevant story?"
One of the oft repeated Brown family stories involves a little girl (4) with a startling understanding of the US postal service.
The aunt that likes to tell the story is hard for me as she relates to the project. She is very sweet; she has been very generous to me over the years. She is very, very Catholic. I (and this will be clear in the book) am completely atheist.
That reminds me...You may have seen my struggles with wanting to tell some stories about a man with whom I have been having an affair for 12+ years (that's far longer than any romantic relationship I have ever had)
He has a wife, the wife knows me, and the wife is firmly in my "target audience".
There is no way I could accurately tell the stories without the wife learning something she doesn't need to know.
If she ever hears of the book.
That's a problem.
Enter my first fictional character.
>I think M just became my single, very independent, next door neighbor. As a matter of fact, he is bisexual, smart and very handsome. (and tall....)
There may be some sex in these stories.
problem solved. I'll even tell M about the book!
 
10:30 PM
@Jolenealaska Yes.
 
Hi Kit. Rumi told me a bit about you:)
 
Oh?
Nothing true, I hope.
 
Yes, she was flattered by what you said about her
Well, this is the internet. I may be a dirty old man!
From Arkansas.
I have 0 experience writing sex.
I want it sexy enough for ohmyfuckinggodIdontbelieveshejustsaidthat
but no more
my dad will probably read it
 
Well, that shouldn't be too difficult.
depending on how you feel about your father and what kind of porn he likes.
 
I don't think it will be hard, just uncharted territory.
My dad has always had a bit of a delusion about me.
He doesn't think I am nearly as sexually experienced as a really am.
 
10:39 PM
And how experienced is that?
 
I've never found the need to strip him of that delusion.
 
Does he think you're a virgin?
 
I was married for 7 years, so no.
I don't think he thought I was a virgin bride.
He could probably guess two men that I had been with prior to my husband.
 
He's probably more sexually experienced than you think, as well.
 
He (dad) doesn't understand what a smorgasbord the army is for a female soldier who doesn't frighten small children.
I sure hope so.
All of his wives are very pretty.
Although, there is a "trophy wife" angle.
Wanna see some pictures?
There are going to be several in the book.
 
10:46 PM
If you like. I have to finish a bug report and then I'm going out to the deck to enjoy the evening.
Do you want me to delete that?
 
I deleted a boo boo is all.
That is my dad's second wife, my mother.
Crazy as a loon.
Died at 62 with MS.
I have had MS for 15 years, that's the hook and how I plan to sell the book.
 
I'm not sure I understand how that's the hook.
 
Fascinating woman, MS destroyed her brain.
I may be misusing the term, but everyone who has MS is a part of a network.
It's a big network.
All the drug companies put out fancy magazines.
There is an MS center in every state in America.
I am also a pretty good public speaker.
I even have some chips to cash in from the MS society.
I have raised a lot of money for them (thousands).
Another woman with MS did a similar thing (different story, obviously)
I am encouraged by her Amazon reviews. I read all I could with the "look inside" feature and I think mine will be significantly more entertaining.
This is my dad's third wife. She will barely merit a mention. I call her my wicked step bitch. She is nearly 70 in this picture:
I Googled her one day recently, and got that from a real estate site.
I sent her one line, "Jesus Christ woman, if you have one more plastic surgery your ears are going to meet in the back of your head."
It was perhaps not the smartest thing I have ever done.
She did respond. I feel that I won that little exchange, but it wasn't without painful moments.
In a story I cannot tell in the book, a shrink called her, "the most narcissistic thing I have ever seen"
 
11:06 PM
I feel like you covered that earlier.
What about your dad's first wife?
 
Never met her
The marriage was destroyed by the death of their child.
 
That can be hard.
Do you have living siblings/halfsies?
 
The two of them had a son too. My brother, Aaron. He died at 21
 
How old were you?
 
I am the only one at the family table not blood related to anyone else at the table
Aaron an I were the same age.
 
11:09 PM
You're not blood related to your father?
 
Within a couple of months of each other.
Nope, he adopted me when I was a baby.
 
But you were your mother's child?
 
I have a half sibling, my baby brother. Same mother, different father,
Yes, she gave birth to me.
2lbs 8oz
In Germany
Even my birth is a story.
 
Every birth is a story.
 
Yes, I should say that even my birth is an odd story.
 
11:12 PM
HELP syndrome?
 
How the drs could miss that the newlywed was pregnant....
HELP?
 
HELLP syndrome is a life-threatening obstetric complication usually considered to be a variant or complication of pre-eclampsia. Both conditions usually occur during the later stages of pregnancy, or sometimes after childbirth. "HELLP" is an abbreviation of the three main features of the syndrome: Hemolysis Elevated Liver enzymes Low Platelet count == Signs and symptoms == HELLP usually begins during the third trimester; rare cases have been reported as early as 21 weeks gestation. Often, a woman who develops HELLP syndrome has already been followed up for pregnancy-induced hypertension (...
 
Not that I'm aware of. Just very premature.
Record breakingly premature.
I was two months old before my mom was able to hold me.
I am pretty sure that explains a lot.
She never felt like a mother to me. I was always Daddy's little girl.
There is a running joke (true) about such a small baby growing up to have size 12 feet.
The only place in Des Moines I could get girly shoes catered to drag queens.
Mom took off when I was 8.
Enter the wicked step bitch one year later.
 
What happened to Aaron?
 
Diving accident (as in off a diving board)
 
11:20 PM
Were you raised with him?
 
From about the step bitch entrance, yes.
We were pretty close
 
What happened then? Sent to live with his mom?
 
As I was with my baby half brother and the bitch's younger son.
 
I don't understand.
You were sent to live with your mother? Or Aaron's mother?
 
He lived with his mom until he was about 10, then he joined my family unit.
My family unit in High School was:
DAD
me
Brother Bill (my age, waste of skin, son of the bitch)
Brother Aaron (Dad's son, former marriage_
Bother Chad (also step-bitch's son, but kind)
Baby brother Kevin (My loony mom and Dad's son)
Later I had a sister and another brother.
The sister will have some stories in my book becuase they are hysterical. She and I went to High School together.
After high school, she was a super model.
 
11:29 PM
How did you have a sister later and then also go to high school with her?
 
Yet another marriage!
Dad married her mother.
They got married just after me.
I suspect that they had planned a bit earlier, but Diane didn't want to steal my thunder.
 
SO you weren't sisters when you went to high school together. You were steps later?
 
Or you were sisters, but your dad couldn't acknowledge it.
 
We knew of each other.
LOL
no
the story gets weirder.
Dad called me to tell me that he had a new love in his life and I may know her daughter.
At the same Diane was having the same conversation with Julie.
We said exactly the same thing (sort of) to our respective parents.
Me: Julie Shay? OMG, she was so pretty!
Julie: Jolene Brown? OMG, she was so smart!
Julie has a brother, Chris.
I don't bother with step/half language (much)
I guess if I did I would feel too much like an orphan.
 
11:39 PM
It would be too confusing.
 
Diane and dad went to the same high school as I did.
Same graduating class.
They did not know of each other.
She was the Homecoming queen; he was the president of the math and science club.
their paths didn't cross.
 
Your dad married a lot of women.
Was he a salesman?
 
4
Lawyer, with a cal tech education in physics.
All of his wives (first 3 anyway) left him.
 
What kind of law? IP?
 
Tax and estate
 
11:46 PM
@Jolenealaska Well, arrogant and philandering, sounds about right.
 
snoozefest
 
Really? That's the perfect kind of law to get in trouble with.
 
I doubt my father has ever committed adultery.
He knows he's smart, but only in the sense that Julie knows she's pretty.
 
I'd be surprised if he hadn't. He has probably also had dealings with interesting people in ways that made him lots of money.
 
He certainly has had dealings with interesting people.
Growing up, I didn't realize that everyone didn't have a plane.
 

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