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Q: Is this terrible third person?

Sheldon Williams Christopher pounds like a herd of bulls across the dry sea grass. (I was looking for a color that describes dead grass.) The closer he drew near, the more she felt the intensify force of gravity boil in her first. One-handed, she release a powerful force push, pinning Chris to the ground. "I've...

 
 
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9:31 AM
@StackExchange I mean... yes. "intensify force"? what is that?
 
 
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11:50 AM
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Q: How to write a character who uses a lot of smalltalk without boring the reader?

user13042Since a lot of what they say is by definition irrelevant to the plot should I just skim over it? I'm worried this might make their manner unclear to the reader and I don't want their impression of this character to rely solely on the opinions of the narrator. I feel like including longer sectio...

 
 
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2:23 PM
Good morning.
 
2:40 PM
Good morning. One more sleep until Aruba!
 
Lucky!
My manager is on vacation for two and a half weeks. She'll be down that direction.
 
It's a popular direction
 
I wish we could do that. I also wish we could do it without having to fly.
I've developed a very robust anxiety about flying in the past few years.
 
Don't those take a really long time to get anywhere?
 
2:46 PM
Usually they just go in a big circle and your vacation is aboard the ship
You can do a 1 week or 2 week cruise
you might have to drive south to get to the ship first
my friend and his wife go on cruises; they fly to florida usually
 
If the kids were older and we took longer vacations, two days in the car or on a train wouldn't be so bad.
Really though, I need to be able to get on a plane without freaking out.
Someday, I'd like to go to Europe.
Traveling is part of the fun of a trip, imo.
Or it should be.
I've got this knot in my upper back that is really bothering me. I can't seem to get it to stop.
 
my massage therapist says that that knot happens from sitting with your arms forward, and that you should stretch your upper chest muscles (I do it by putting my forearm against a door frame then stepping forward)
 
Yep.
Still (k)not working though.
I'm quite cross about it. Feels like a slipped rib head.
Or whatever the chiropractic mumbo-jumbo is.
 
The other thing I do is put a tennis ball in a sock, then hold the sock so the ball is behind me, then push the ball into the wall with my back, so that it works on the knot.
 
I did that too.
So you understand my frustration.
 
<glances around> So can I tell you my current smug thing?
 
I've mentioned the manager cum dev who I have a difficult working relationship with.
 
is it the same one who didn't push the stuff to QA?
 
Yes.
It's been back and forth several times. So my latest smugness: it doesn't work in IE.
I mean, at all. You can see curly braces and class names and stuff.
 
3:03 PM
that's odd
 
Take a peek before I delete it.
 
gotcha
looks like he's using a client-side library such as angular.js
 
Well, funny you should say that.
Because Angular was put it by the contractors who patched his code last year, before the 2-back dev started working on it.
And the 1-back dev says that this guy has been itching to remove it, he thinks because the dev doesn't know how to use it nor how to write javascript.
 
I can sympathize with wanting to remove Angular
 
Yes, still.
 
3:10 PM
but if he broke angular, it should be broken in all browsers.
unless he updated angular....
the latest angular doesn't work in ie8
(well, it's unsupported)
 
We're on IE9. And SQA mentioned that at least one of the functions works on the dev instance, but not the QA instance, so...
This is why we follow process. This is the point of managing our code. coughs, looks vaguely in the direction of the dev
 
My engineering reflex is to try to diagnose the bug. I'm stomping it down right now so that you can maintain your smugness towards him.
 
No, it's OK.
 
I feel bad about being smug.
 
3:13 PM
it'sprobablyajavascripterrorcausedbysomeglitchthat'smaybedatadrivenandmaybeonlya‌​ffectsIE cough sorry
 
I mean, realistically, the code is in QA because that's where we find these things.
We've yet to have a totally bug-free code release.
Even after it's been through QA.
Why data driven?
It's just that I always at least perfunctorily checked my site in all four major browsers before I ... Hmm. Actually, I always made changes directly in production. So. whistles
 
@KitZ.Fox well, if it works only on some pages, maybe some data is messing up IE.
but the net result is probably a JS error while it's trying to do its angular thing with the result.
though I am only superficially familiar with Angular.
I'm not a fan of its approach
 
This is upon loading the page.
I'm not sure what data it would be asking for. Probably the facet information.
 
those curly braces are substitution markers; angular is supposed to put data in there
 
It looks like a template though, like it's hanging when it loads.
 
3:19 PM
yeah
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Ha, yeah.
I can't understand why we have put all our eggs in this guy's basket.
 
so maybe the loader doesn't work? isn't set up for ie properly? or maybe the data is returned in a format that breaks ie? but I mean, what do I know. I'm just diagnosing bugs on reflex. stomps harder
 
The 1-back dev is working on a completely unrelated low priority project, while this guy has about six high priority, critical dependency projects that are supposed to deliver in June.
Including one that depends on this release. Not even this release. The one after this.
I'm so going to get fired.
HOW DOES THIS EVEN MAKE SENSE?
> is running in Compatibility View because 'Display intranet sites in Compatibility View' is checked.
He must have updated Angular. I think you're right.
If I turn off Compatibility view, it works.
 
@KitZ.Fox I hate IE
they got rid of compatibility view
finally
but if turning off compat view solves the problem
then you can probably force it to always use standards mode
 
Also, I note that he has debug statements in the console.
 
3:27 PM
by setting the appropriate http header or meta http-equiv
that header might be already set (in <meta> ) on some pages
so, question for you.
 
omg this class attribute.
 
I told you I'm working on importing a db from a partner we've merged with, right?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 ears perk up
 
They sent me all the code for their website
but it's some kind of ms thing I've never used.
 
OK.
You want me to look at something?
 
3:29 PM
The urls in the browser all end in .aspx and in the "web" directory the files are named things like "AccountStatus.ascx" and "AccountStatus.ascx.vb"
Both of those files are binary
 
C# asp.net
packaged as libraries.
Probably.
 
oh, so those aren't the source?
 
Or just obfuscated.
You should be able to read the source, right?
You can convert classes to libraries so you can mix C# and VB and other languages together.
They have to be libraries/assemblies to make them interoperate like that.
 
in a different folder there are some *.vb files which are text, and which I can "read"
but the *.ascx.vb files are not text
 
Oh, that's probably why then. They mixed C# and VB.
Oh, oh wait.
I'm not paying attention.
.ascx not .aspx.cs
Those are...let me think a minute. Custom controls, I think.
You still ought to be able to read them though.
 
3:35 PM
yeah it's weird. I'd expect a .vb file to be text, but.... these things are gibberish. ....
 
Probably code obfuscation.
There's a built-in tool for that in Visual Studio.
For things that are PCI-compliant, you'd see that.
Dot Net Obfuscator, I think it's called.
Ah, here we go.
msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa479318.aspx Custom control that has been turned into a redistributable assembly.
 
yeah but would you do that on the source file? the .vb file, which I imagine is what the programmers use? anyway this code isn't meant to be redistributed.
 
grumble, grumble I don't know. Maybe it's something in-house that they share.
Want me to look at it?
Hi @Matt.
 
nah it's okay. I'm going to see about installing visual studio, maybe it knows how to read that stuff.
 
Is there something about the control that you need to know?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 It might. I have it, which is why I offered.
 
3:48 PM
thanks for the offer. but since I don't know what's in these files, I don't know what is safe for me to share with you.
 
I thought you could read them as plain text too though. Oh. Maybe not.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh, of course.
I should have thought of that.
 
I wonder if maybe they just keep their source code somewhere else.
They are so unhelpful.
 
Nah, I bet it's that you can only read them in VS. I thought that's where you were looking at them.
 
hi!
I'mma eat
 
I'm going shopping for my eldest's birthday presents in a little bit.
He wants all Star Wars stuff.
And maybe a few other things.
We learned some interesting things about the plan for institutional development yesterday and at the end of the presentation, the security officer sternly reminded us that we all signed a nondisclosure form as a condition of work. We all kind of looked at each other.
And now I've been totally paranoid that maybe I'm not supposed to mention to people that we are redesigning our website.
Which seems weird. I mean, how are we supposed to know what things we aren't supposed to talk about?
It doesn't seem like telling people that we plan to increase production is a violation of nondisclosure. It's kind of "well, duh".
 
4:15 PM
It could just be that they want to cover their asses.
 
I guess. It just seemed all happy and fun and then ominous.
 
kinda like PCI compliance. It seems specifically worded to avoid any concrete rules while leaving enough leeway to throw anyone under the bus should their systems get hacked.
 
subvehiculate
 
4:42 PM
Sometimes I hate my job.
 
@AlexandroChen A few days ago I saw a comment on one of your questions where you and another user were discussing a forum you were both active on, where writers critique each other works. I can't find the comment again, do you know which forum I am talking about?
 
Oh, yeah. I remember that. Let me look and see if I can find the comment for you.
Oh, except it's lunchtime and I forgot I don't have mod privs on Writers.
Bai!
Oh right, but Scribophile.
scribophile.com/authors/alexandro-chen
 
 
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7:50 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 @MattE.Эллен Can I complain some more?
 
@KitZ.Fox I'm all ears.
 
So Monday, first thing I have to do is cancel a "gateway" meeting because I still haven't finished the work despite working over the weekend.
I email the team. I tell them the dev and I talked, and he agreed that he would choose the sections he wanted to start with, then I'd schedule a meeting and we'd approve those pieces so that he could move things forward.
Today, the big boss emails and tells me that this needs to get done because development is stopped and the dev is trying to move forward and can't.
He has replied all to the email where I said the dev was going to prioritize the sections and then I'd call the meeting, mind you.
So I replied that I agreed, and I was waiting on the dev.
So annoyed right now.
Then the dev emailed back and said "What are you waiting on me for?"
 
It wasn't a long email. I don't understand why people can't read three sentences.
 
one of the bosses here is worse than that, even. We send him an email asking him "pick A or B" and he's like "we should blah blah something unrelated"
 
7:59 PM
ugh
 
Do you want paper, or plastic? -- "I think it would be good if our users could join using their credit cards"
 
That's a great idea. So paper or plastic?
The marketing director is like that.
 
"Do you see better with 1, or with 2?"
"I think opticians need to move past just the eyes"
 
He's got great ideas, just often not about the things we're actually discussing.
 
after 10x back and forth between the question, Paper or Plastic? and various digressions, we then have to explain what paper is, what plastic is, what the question means, and why we're asking it.
 
8:01 PM
Wow, more patience than I have. I'd have interpreted the credit card statement to mean "plastic" and gone from there.
 
Then he gets mad at us for patronizingly explaining how his business works, and chooses not paper, not plastic, but something else. like "purple"
 
Yarn.
But make sure it's not in our style sheet first.
 
Then when we finally get him to decide, 6 months later he comes back and asks "why is this shit all plastic? Who chose this?"
 
I'm so angry right now. I need to focus and find my calm spot. The good news is that I'm almost done with the whole thing anyway.
At this point.
Including the bits that he sprang on me in the last meeting.
The ones that he was all like "no, we don't need reqs for this thing. I didn't include you because we don't need reqs" and then in the approvals meeting, he turns to his boss and is all like "I can't do this without reqs; can you believe she wants me to do this without reqs? I mean, what are these buttons supposed to do?"
 
geez
I have a strong urge to punch people like that.
 
8:06 PM
It's one of the reasons I think he's gunning for me.
Personally.
I'm trying not to take it personally, but it sure as hell feels like it.
Intentionally trying to trip me up.
Not cool.
And I'm dreading the next three weeks. My boss is gone and I'm positive he is going to use this opportunity to his advantage.
 
what an arse
 
8:21 PM
Also, I'm irritated that one of our sponsor's has a font substitution or something on his Mac, so his display of the title menu looks weird. There's a white gap that no one has fixed.
 
8:31 PM
Now he's getting on me saying we need the approved business reqs.
So I reminded him that they are approved, as I said in the last meeting.
 
does he even know what he's doing?
 
No. He can't read three sentences. How could he possibly understand 134 detailed requirements?
 
8:51 PM
135 now.
Wow. Just wow.
So the last email I asked how many sections he wanted to include in the gateway then. His reply was to tell me what the gateways are for.
 
"try reading my emails before you reply"
 
I've half a mind to reply "I'm unclear on what your expectation is."
He doesn't listen in meetings either though.
We had a meeting last week and I described to him what I needed him to tell me. Basically, "I have this stuff from this system. The users wanted it displayed in one of these components. How do I write the spec so that you know what they want?"
He responded by thinking deeply and then telling me I should get the stuff from the system.
I had literally just said that I was doing that.
 
9:06 PM
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Q: How does one go about being descriptive?

Sheldon Williams I have a problem when comes to being descriptive in my fiction writing. How do some of you guys be descriptive in your writing, I need some help. For example: I'm writing a scene where a female character is feeling sad. She falls to knees, cheeks are warm, eyes are watery, and she cups the side...

 
I think Sheldon would benefit from joining Writer's chat and writing regularly.
 
yeah.
doesn't have enough rep to chat though
 
9:39 PM
Stupid unstable internet.
 
10:00 PM
Well, I'm heading off. cya in two weeks, ish
 
C U!
Where's he off to?
 

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