My dad surprised me by reading my blog post, following the nice template here, and writing a dialog.
—"Ed," she said, "Put your pants back on and go down to the restaurant and bring me back a bag of tacos." —"But, dear, I thought you wanted to … uh, you know," he replied. —"Never mind what you thought," she said. "Oh yes, and get a couple of wet burritos for yourself."