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1:16 AM
hello?
 
 
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2:39 AM
Turret: Is anyone there?
Oracle Turret: I'm different.
Broken Turret: Um, hey!
Wheatley: Bird! BIRD!
Chell: (tries to say apple, jumps instead)
Cave Johnson: Burn down Life's house with COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!
Employee: (Disguises cake recipe as work)
Caroline: But what if I don't want to be encrypted onto a disk and be in charge forever?
Core: I'm in space!
Other Employee: Aw, why not give her control of the neurotoxin, I mean, what can happen, we have like 5000 gallons of it.
Radio: Bah dah buh da, bah da buh da buh da do, bah da bah da, bah da buh da...
Atlas: (slaps P-body for trying to initiate a round of rock, paper, scissors.)
 
 
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