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12:01 AM
Ah yes. Actually for me it doesn't matter, because I find both essential ... seeds for any mushroom stews and the leaves for milder dishes, like some fish or even spreads
 
You don't recognise that one @Tildal?
 
@RoryAlsop With the orange-red top? That's how a pack of smokes looks like 10 years after you've quit smoking?
 
@TildalWave yup
 
I recognize it then :)
 
We used to do a new logohack every gig - not so sure we'll keep doing them. Might get more dangerous as we get more popular
 
12:06 AM
I recognize many actually ... including Sony
 
@TildalWave just added a handful more
 
that's Moet & Chandon?
 
pretty good, eh :-)
 
Yup, recognizable taste of success :)
Marmite jar is cool
and it's 33% vegetarian :D
 
@TildalWave Well, our bass player is a vegetarian
and there are 3 of us in the band, so the maths is good
 
12:19 AM
ah yes that explains it
you've seen the Guinness marmite, right?
 
@TildalWave I have tried to buy all the marmites. My favourites are the Gold, and the Extra Old varieties
awesome
 
 
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3:51 AM
Taxes: paid. A day early!
 
 
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6:25 AM
@tylerl score!
 
 
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8:58 AM
"Finally, we will have the WhiskeyCon. Anyone attending SyScan’14 can go on stage and present anything related to security (NO PRODUCT PIMPING!). The amount of time you have will be based on the number of shots of whiskey that you drink before the talk. Every 2 shots of whiskey get you 5 minutes."
LOL
 
9:21 AM
@deed02392 Pretty sure I mentioned that a few times already. ;)
 
That is a great idea
 
Yes! 0.7% of the questions on this site are about heartbleed!
 
hooraaaay
 
@deed02392 Where in the UK are you?
 
@Adnan Portsmouth
 
9:27 AM
@deed02392 Wanna have a beer in late June?
 
Yea sure thing
 
@deed02392 Cool. I've been meaning to check the Spinnaker and the Spitbank fort. I'll be there around 28th or 29th.
Very likely won't go to the fort, though.
 
I've never been
But I've been up the tower twice, it's pretty cool
I wonder if I can get you discount since I'm a resident
 
That would be nice
@deed02392 Well, I'll ping you about the trip on Facebook around the time of my arrival. You know, just so it doesn't come in an inconvenient time for you.
 
I've suggested a bunch of infosec'ers that I met at the CSCUK competition come down to Portsmouth at some point too
Since that's a weekend I could see about them coming for those dates
We could go out painting the city red
By which I mean hacking into the traffic systems and making all the traffic lights go red
 
9:34 AM
@deed02392 I'm definitely in.
@deed02392 Oh, no. Then I'm out.
 
Only joshing, don't know much about PLCs
Yeah keep me up-to-date then, I'll make sure it's a good weekend
 
@deed02392 Fantastic!
 
9:47 AM
@deed02392 It's all SCADA. ;)
 
@TerryChia Yeah it could well be
 
 
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11:13 AM
@deed02392 Ahh - if I get down that way to meet up with my best man I'll need to give you a shout. He's down that way at least for the next few months, till he gets posted to Naples at the end of the year anyway
 
@RoryAlsop Sure thing, what's your best man doing, somethin' in security? Drop me an e-mail: george hafiz at# g mail dot com
 
@deed02392 He's a Royal Marine - does that count as security? :-)
 
@RoryAlsop Haha cool, is he based on Whale Island?
 
don't know actually - I should probably find that out :-)
 
 
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12:28 PM
So I've got to do a presentation for an interview on Thursday
Thinking I'll do it on Heartbleed, what d'you think/
 
@deed02392 Booooooooooooooring. :P
 
@TerryChia Hehe well the only guidance I've been given is it has to be on a 'complex problem'
But to keep it interesting I wanted it to be on a recent topic
 
@deed02392 And how in the world does Heartbleed fit into that description?
 
@deed02392 depends a bit on who you're interviewing for - assuming it's a reputable place, it can be viewed as "mainstream" right now. And not the good kind of mainstream.
 
@TerryChia Updating thousands of servers with patched code takes a long time
 
12:31 PM
@deed02392 It's tedious. Not complex.
 
@Kisunminttu It's quite a reputable place
 
I'm assuming that you're not the only interviewee and I'm thinking many others will have Heartboop on their mind as well, so you'd have to really excel in the presentation.
 
Hmm so you're suggesting I do something more obscure?
 
@deed02392 I highly recommend checking with @RoryA and @RoryM first.
 
@deed02392 That's my two cents but I'm sure @Adnan can offer more insight on the matter : )
@Adnan Whoa.
That was a funny coincidence.
 
12:34 PM
@Kisunminttu Or is it?!
 
@Kisunminttu Not if you are just a sockpuppet for @Adnan's right hand.
 
@TerryChia But wouldn't that be more believable if he answered after I pinged him?
 
I was thinking I could talk about how it was discovered, how the attack works, the impact, talk about PKI in general and the importance of auditing FOSS when your security depends on it as well as supporting organisations like OpenSSL. Then for laughs I was going to include some of the funnier SE question titles on it.
 
@Kisunminttu Well, that is assuming I'm intelligent enough to make it seem more believable.
You'll find it more likely that @Terry would imply otherwise
 
@Kisunminttu Unless of course you simply want to make it less believable.
 
12:36 PM
@Adnan Hehehe. He couldn't be more wrong.
@TerryChia The plot thickens!
 
@deed02392 To be honest, I'd be very impressed with such a presentation. This goes well beyond the mainstream heartbleed understanding/reporting/story.
 
@deed02392 Ehh, do one on the history of crypto fails. :P
@Adnan That doesn't say very much considering that the mainstream media is reporting Heartbleed as a virus isn't it?
 
@TerryChia Wait, it's not??
 
@Kisunminttu not sure if serious
 
Darnit! I have to cancel my Panda +, AVG super+ AND my McAfee orders now...
: (
 
12:40 PM
@Kisunminttu AVs are seriously broken anyway.
 
@TerryChia I think I would get a slap from @Adnan if I was really that oblivious...
 
@Kisunminttu Yeah, I'm sure you will hate that.
 
@TerryChia ahem
 
@RoryAlsop @RоryMcCune When you get the chance, your thoughts would be appreciated :) chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/14968472#14968472
 
Hey @Adnan, I joined a frisbee golf group on Facebook! :-D
 
12:43 PM
I've literally only got 48 hours to make this presentation last 15 minutes
 
@deed02392 Is there are more specific topic beyond just "complex"?
Who are you presenting to, tech guys or managers/HR?
 
@Kisunminttu Shouldn't you own a PROPER frisbee first?!
 
@TerryChia Just that it should fit the title "Solving a complex problem"
No info on the interviewers
 
@deed02392 It's clear that you're showing deep understanding of the issue, going beyond the direct impact, possible future solutions. I don't know, but to me it seems pretty good.
At least on this short notice
 
@Adnan Hey, guess what? The manufacturer of that frisbee is a well-known disc company. They don't make shitty discs. Yours was a really good driver disc.
 
12:53 PM
@Kisunminttu It was about 20 freaking euros. It better be good
 
Yeah and also it's suggested it should be based on my degree or something I did at work recently. But I don't have a degree and nothing I do at work in terms of cyber sec has been particularly interesting
 
(notice how I'm using the word "disc" , 'cause I'm now a frisbee golf pro)
@Adnan To top it off, it's a special colour as well.
 
@deed02392 Is this with NCC?
 
@deed02392 To be fair what you are proposing is fairly ok. I guess I'm just sick of all the heartbleed stuff.
 
@Kisunminttu Did you seriously post on that group about the missing disc?
 
12:55 PM
@Adnan, yes.
I found out the specific company, model and special colour of the disc to make it easier.
 
@Adnan No, BAE AI
@TerryChia Yeah I appreciate a lot of people are sick of it, but I thought I could use that as the basis of adding a bit of a comedic element and/or maybe lowering expectations from the start in order to seem even more impressive! OK I'm joking on that latter point.
 
@deed02392 Best of luck with them.
 
Thanks @Adnan
 
1:39 PM
@deed02392 so I'd say that heartbleed isn't a bad choice (Although Mr Alsop is a more experienced interviewer than I), it shows you're relatively up to date and as long as you go past the superficial stuff it should show you're not getting all your security info. from reddit :) Picking out some unusual angles (like large co. reliance on open source) could work well but watch for potential political concerns (some open source people really dislike implications that money is required to produce..
.. good software)
 
@RоryMcCune That would be the FSF nutbags I presume?
 
@TerryChia well in general if you look at people posting anti-MS diatribes they conflate commercial software with bad software because sometimes commercial companies write bad software
 
@RоryMcCune That's great, thanks a lot! I only have 48 hours to prepare this. I'll be careful about saying anything controversial.
 
as ever the reality is more nuanced than any soundbite is likely to explain..
@deed02392 holy short notice batman !
ahh I see that BAE AI is the new name for detica
 
@deed02392 Not really controversial imo, most of the best FOSS projects out there are backed by corporations.
 
1:42 PM
@TerryChia oooh controversial
the OpenBSD folk might beg to differ...
 
@RоryMcCune I know :( the e-mail was supposed to have been sent last week but it never showed up to my private e-mail address, I had to call it in and it just turned up 2 hours ago. Interview is Thursday.
 
@RоryMcCune Weren't they begging for donations a couple of months ago? :P
 
@TerryChia rly, not a big surprise..
but still they'd resent the idea that corporate backing is a must..
 
I think it started with the fact they couldn't even afford leccy bill
 
@deed02392 ohh yeah I remember that one now..
 
1:45 PM
Seriously, just look at the Linux kernel, CPython etc. They all have people working on them full time hired by companies using the tech. There are some completely voluntary ones like Debian though, I agree.
 
2:13 PM
@Lucas I've just upgraded the OSCP to PWK. Quite smooth transition so far. Took $50
 
Not sure if you'd find people who'd be willing to work full time on OpenSSL
 
@CodesInChaos Why not?
 
good isn't pretty
and the people you'd want for this job already have well paid jobs at google & co
I also think we need a new lib with a good licence and better API than OpenSSL
 
@deed02392 Whoa!
 
2:27 PM
With a proper cleanup or rewrite you might be able to convince people
 
@deed02392 3.3.1 was proposed many times by @Thomas and others.
I'm so impressed. An actual full edit for TrueCrypt. (I'll use the format for other audits. I quite liked it).
Now all TrueCrypt needs is to start using HTTPS
 
@RoryAlsop: I have expanded on my "sheep" answer: security.stackexchange.com/a/55284/5411
 
@ThomasPornin Thank you. That answer had already received one or two flags.
 
@Adnan I did not edit my answer because of flags from people who lack a brain, a sense of humour, or both. I edited it because @Rory has asked for it, and I respect the Rory.
 
> So there you have it: ineffective countermeasures to a fantasized attack stemming from an overhyped bug (serious, but still overhyped), which comforts poor sysadmins in their bad practices. Mr Sheep, please meet Mrs Cliff. I am sure you will get along well.
Beautiful.
 
2:41 PM
@ThomasPornin Those are your personal reasons. In either cases, thank you for improving your answer.
 
@Adnan Weak volume header key derivation?
 
@deed02392 Yup. If I recall correctly, @Codes also talked about it
 
Would it be straightforward to apply a binary patch for something like that? Though I suppose you'd need to either regenerate the hash manually or patch that too.
 
3:18 PM
@deed02392 In theory, you can make any modifications post-build by applying patches to the binaries. In practice, however, things are much more complicated.
It's extremely easy to break stuff by messing with the binaries.
Best solution, patch the source and then build.
 
Yeah, this is probably not a simple enough change on the assembly scale
 
Best case scenario here is a new minor version that include those fixes.
Oh, and a backward compatibility mechanism. You need to take the current correct inputted password and send it to the stronger KDF again.
I haven't looked/understood all of the other points, but some of them might be related to some essential aspects of the container files themselves. In that case, it's a lot more trickier to provide backward compatibility
 
In my simple mind I was imagining patching a hex value that stored number of iterations and then just manually generating a compatible hash with a short C program
for TC as the OS bootloader
 
3:45 PM
@Adnan Damn, that report was released 2 months ago...
 
@deed02392 No, the public release was just a few days ago I think.
 
@TerryChia Indeed, I meant it was completed that long ago and it's taken over 2 months to get published
 
@deed02392 Well, you want want to publish an audit report about a widely used application, you're gonna want to have as many eyes on it as possible.
 
before it's released, yeah
 
4:08 PM
An event is starting in 10 minutes: QotW Guilt Trip
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4:51 PM
@ThomasPornin many thanks, both for the expansion and for your reasons.
@deed02392 - sorry, I have been outside all day. The sun appeared (I know, right?) and I'm on holiday, so I built stuff, mowed the lawn, threw stuff out, fixed bicycles, encouraged my kids to hurl themselves about the garden etc etc etc
 
@RoryAlsop What have you built?
 
@Adnan A whirligig, a new bike, and a shed roof. And partially rebuilt a trampoline
(the one that broke in the storms)
 
@RoryAlsop Niiice!
 
@deed02392 - Heartbleed is a good topic, I would also include awareness of the social aspects of it (a la the Bear's answer)
@Adnan It was over 17 degrees today. Mowed the lawn in a pair of surf shorts, while the kids were skateboarding :-)
 
5:20 PM
Oh, this made me laugh:
 
@RoryAlsop I laughed more than I should have xD
 
@RoryAlsop Heh. Heheh. Heheheheheheheheh.
Does that mean I'm "WhitePassword"?
 
@Nick It's doing the rounds on Facebook. My son sent it to me - he was waiting to see if anyone actually posted something that looked like a password
 
@RoryAlsop @FEichinger Im organge12345 :P
 
Best answer I saw: Blue Plaid Starstarstartstarstarstarstar
 
5:34 PM
Well that's no fun.
Oh, just got it!
 
See ... with you I'm never sure if you're joking or not.
 
@FEichinger I was gonna throw a "tough crowd". Luckily, someone got it.
This is gonna be fun for @Scott and @RoryM
 
5:49 PM
@Adnan ... what's going to be fun?
 
@RoryAlsop They can see the removed messages from the chat.
 
@Adnan I saw it as you posted it up. And thought to myself - that's pretty funny...wonder if anyone will get it or be concerned
 
Thankfully it seems that the heartbleed fad is receding.
 
@RoryAlsop Wait a second. Did you get pinged for @RoryM?
@ThomasPornin Indeed. Still some fuss about renewing certificates, though.
 
@Adnan nope but I was sort of in this tab anyway
 
5:56 PM
God, I just had to deal with someone telling me I'm wrong about the security of MikroTik routers and having Remote Admin enabled. I'm so tired of this so-called expertise in this country ... for uninitiated, there's even videos in multiple languages explaining how to get in in under 5 minutes, even if you don't exactly know what you're doing.
 
@TildalWave Try dealing with someone telling you that ssh passwords dont matter because they have a firewall(with ssh port open)
 
I am tired of hearing about the heartbleed vulnerability; however, I heard somebody say that a VPN connection with RSA security is not affected. The the RSA key was made with openssl, isn't it affected?
 
@AWippler Erm...what do you mean?
RSA key made with OpenSSL?
 
Generated
 
Still not understanding you. What has this to do with a server running OpenSSL - which is where the vulnerability is
 
6:08 PM
Example on how to set up openswan with openssl: shrew.net/support/Howto_OpenSWAN
The VPN connection has an openSSL cert - doesn't that make it vulnerable?
 
@AWippler no only running openSSL makes it vulnerable
@AWippler certs generated with openSSL are perfectly fine
 
So it has to use the library in realtime for it to be affected?
 
@AWippler yes if the connection isnt using openSSL to process the certs then its not affected
 
Just trying to broaden my understanding ... VPN connections with RSA certs are just checking the certs to be valid or are they encrypting the traffic in the process?
 
@AWippler This is a tough one.
 
6:18 PM
@AWippler Could be either
You can run an unencrypted VPN, but you probably wouldn't, as the 'P' would not be very private
 
@RoryAlsop Oh, how shall I put this delicately? He's not.. even there.
 
@AWippler I think you have a slight misunderstanding of what a cert is, and what a VPN is
 
Yup
 
Best bet is a quick look at the wikipedia pages for both - they are actually reasonably good for basic understanding
 
@RoryAlsop you can always sit down :P
 
6:22 PM
@TildalWave hahahaha
 
@TildalWave Hehehehe
 
OK, so how do I break gently to my MikroTik guy this: intelligentexploit.com/view-details.html?id=17314 (yup, unpatched)
 
@TildalWave Drop him the link and go: told ya :-)
 
@RoryAlsop I'm not sure he'll be able to follow it ... I need an analogy, something in the lines of "it's like storing the combination to your safe that's in your house along with the keys to it under the flower pot in front of your house"
preferably, I need an analogy with a pun
he's begging for it
 
@TildalWave I'm trying, but I can't think of a funny addition to the analogy you already gave
 
6:28 PM
@RoryAlsop " ... but you think you're fine, because the robber might be allergic to pollen"?
 
@TildalWave pfffft
 
yeah ... you see? I need help :)
 
Well, I was curious to see if the heartbleed affected VPN services when a new tunnel was initiated (e.g. attacker targets a VPN, sends heartbeat signal, retrives RSA key, initiates new tunnel with key, has access.)
I know there is an influx right now of wannabe hackers exposing the heartbleed. Just wanted to make sure VPN was safe.
 
@AWippler If the software you use includes OpenSSL, make sure that the copy is up-to-date with security patches from the software vendor. Actually do that even if the software you use does not include OpenSSL. This should go without saying.
 
6:46 PM
@ThomasPornin Thanks. So then if OpenSwan and/or OpenVPN use the OpenSSL libraries to initiate/check the certs, they are considered vulnerable to heartbleed?
Had a vendor's tech guru tell me that OpenSwan and OpenVPN were not affected by heartbleed.
 
Yay! I'd gone almost a day without hearing a "am I vulnerable to heartbleed" question. That was far too long.
 
@AWippler "Heartbleed" is a bug in the way some versions of OpenSSL handle a SSL connection. If you do not have a SSL connection in your setup, then, quite logically, you do not have the bug either.
In any case, if the vendor himself swears that there is no problem, then there is no problem (and you will sue him if a problem arises anyway).
 
@AWippler put it this way OpenVPN issued a new version of their access server product to address heartbleed so it's a fair bet they're affected in some way openvpn.net/index.php/access-server/download-openvpn-as-sw/…
 
7:08 PM
@tylerl sorry to spoil your streak.
 
@AWippler Not a problem. I was beginning to miss it.
 
@Adnan sweet. more heartbleed.
MAY THE BLEEDING OF HEARTS NEVER END
 
7:40 PM
@Adnan Marvelous! Next they're gonna report that the reports on bugs in bug detection scripts had bugs themselves
 
8:16 PM
It seems that I found a way to exceed the rep cap.
Yesterday, some insufferable yahoo dared to downvote me.
His pathetic -2 got drowned in the rep cap, though: I still got my +200 from upvotes.
Today, the poor sod got his account deleted. The system gave me +2 back -- although I had not actually lost it. And that +2 appears not to count towards the rep cap, too.
 
@ThomasPornin the "user was removed" might kick in later, IIRC that script is run once per day
Oh, neglect that, sorry... it obviously already did
 
So I can get even more rep by devouring other people's accounts.
This makes sense.
 
@ThomasPornin you mean you got 202 rep from upvotes yesterday? Or is the +2 recorded for today, and if so does it count against today's rep cap?
And… how on earth do you notice these things? Do you look at your reputation history every day or something?
 
@Gilles I got something like +318 rep yesterday (+60 for accepted answers), capped to +200.
And today I got +202 -- and that was not capped to +200.
 
8:24 PM
@ThomasPornin that does sound like a bug
 
@Gilles I have a special shrine where I print my rep count, and dedicated cultists worship it.
7
 
@ThomasPornin what, you listen to your cultists? That sounds boring
 
oy!
It's that bleeping "you have new rep!" lime green icon that doesn't go with the rest of the site's color scheme, so you gotta click on it to make it disappear. If there's also mod messages or 10k flags, suggested edits, and comments you didn't read, it looks like a Christmas tree. I don't calm down until I clear all those as soon as I wake up :)
 
@TildalWave alternate strategy #1: never open it. It's annoying at the beginning because it keeps updating, but after a while the width and most of the digits remain fairly stable
alternate strategy #2: CSS stylesheet that whisks it away
 
@Gilles I can't ignore others disagreeing with me, early in the morning and before I had my first coffee I simply have to know who to send my evil thoughts to :D
 
9:16 PM
I don't think I have figured out how to track rep, so I don't bother.
 
@RoryAlsop In Soviet Russia, the rep tracks you!
also, rep tracking via a mobile device is a pain in the behind, but there is a menu option in your profile, if you look close enough or enter profile page submenu on smaller screens
 
@TildalWave in capitalist everywhere, the sales rep tracks you
 
9:52 PM
@TildalWave ahhh
 

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