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12:00 AM
red5...complicated? okay
 
looks like he knows how to accept answers, at least: stackoverflow.com/users/1698905/mike-chung?tab=questions
 
12:17 AM
@NathanC red5, FMS, Wowza, are complicated if you come from a normal web server background
Like how they make you drop the extensions for certain file types, but not others
It's weird
Also, most of their documentation is on the sucky side
 
Fair enough.
 
12:42 AM
You just got here. Don't call us "buddies" until you've helped us hide a few bodies.
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@MichaelHampton maybe he was using voice-to-text software and he was asking his cat for assistance?
 
@MichaelHampton Could be a cultural thing. I call everyone "mate" and my mates "cunts"
 
Mark!
 
hi pal
 
What's goin down, bigboy?
 
12:52 AM
nothin, just marathoning west wing on netflix
you?
 
Katie and I are about to watch AGT.
 
whats that
 
America's Got Talent.
 
ahhh
 
Oh yeah. Doing the online upgrade for our phones, just cracked open a bottle of wine, gonna watch reality gameshow tv. Livin' the dream baby.
 
12:55 AM
The American dream, right there.
 
AGT, after all these years, still parses to me as "Alberta Government Telephones"
 
So Albertan technology has evolved to the point of instituting governments?
 
hmm?
ages and ages ago, telephone service was operated as a public utility here
 
@FalconMomot How well did that work?
 
about as well as it is working since privatization.
we continue to pay more and get less than almost everyone else in the developed world ;)
to this day I believe a residential POTS line with no features still costs $40 a month and is still mandatory if you want ADSL (why)
(when the ADSL is still 25/5 at best)
 
1:12 AM
@MichaelHampton Same here. And since they privatised it, they've become a greedy, money hungry bully
Which is what will happen when someone who has a monopoly is privatised
@FalconMomot Wow, you get 5Mb up? On Annex-M we can get 2Mbps if we're lucky
 
Ah, see, so get rid of the monopoly protection.
 
@MichaelHampton Which the government is trying to do, but they are so powerful that they're reasonably successful in blocking it
 
@MichaelHampton They did, theoretically, but it's really hard to run wires here without government capital, and doubly so when you're actively being blocked by the incumbents.
 
And then they somehow swindle deals like "OK, you can break our monopoly, but you have to pay us $6Bn in compensation"
 
the only people who have been able to break into the residential market are the cable companies (the local one here is offering 250/10 for something like 200/mo)
so
 
1:15 AM
@FalconMomot Our only cable company is Fox, which is owned almost entirely by the incumbent telco (and news ltd)
 
what does the incumbent ex-government monopoly do? builds the price of a year's service on their plan into your new house price, and gets you to sign a contract.
@MarkHenderson ouch
 
@FalconMomot We can get Naked DSL at least, which saves $36/month in "line rental", but since I moved I have access to HFC. I don't even know where the phone line rental terminates in my house. Never needed it.
 
then the CRTC (government regulator similar in scope to the FCC) is all like "the future of broadband internet access is wireless, by which we mean cellular"
 
Time Warner is basically the only one up here. Unless you go Fairpoint for DSL ...which is crappy.
 
@FalconMomot Which is bullshit. Everyone knows that the only way to have a fast wireless network is to wire as much stuff as possible
 
1:17 AM
well
 
They can make a fuckload more money by auctioning spectrum, thats probably why they want it
 
they were pushed into saying this by the telco lobby so they wouldn't have to run wires throughout the north basically
 
@FalconMomot You have the same problem we do. Population spread with massive empty bits in the middle
 
because the alternative was to legally compel telus et. al. to run wires sufficient for ADSL all over the place
@MarkHenderson that is exactly it.
to this day, you can't get broadband at our family farm
 
@FalconMomot They are offering government subsides KA-band sattelite for people like that here these days
 
1:18 AM
what? why?
the same reason there is a government subsidy to grow corn?
or is it so that everyone can have their daily dose of propaganda through the TV? </tinfoilhat>
 
@MarkHenderson When the FTC required the carriers to allow ISPs to feed off their lines there wasn't any kind of pricing discussion. I remember 3rd party DSL providers having to rent the lines from AT&T for the same price that end-customers did.
@MarkHenderson So it was almost always 20% more expensive to go with the alternative provider.
 
@FalconMomot Because otherwise they're on dialup
 
@MarkHenderson Oh, you meant KA-band internet downlinks.
blech.
 
@ScottPack They ahve fixed regulated pricing at least for that here
 
@MarkHenderson REGULATION IS THE DEVIL!
 
1:26 AM
@FalconMomot Yes, for internet. We have loads of free to air TV here, and sattelite TV can be delivered anywhere already :P
@ScottPack Hah every time the government here lets a troublesome industry self-regulate it all goes to shit, badly
Thats why we have ludicrous electricity prices
And water prices
 
And pretty shoddy advertising standards
 
our water is still public
and the power and gas rates are regulated (power is usually around 7 cents per kWh)
 
@FalconMomot They're regulated now, but I'm still paying 25c/kwh
 
@MarkHenderson That is insane!
 
1:29 AM
6.4 cents after deregulation here.
 
Also, solar feed-in tarrif is 6c/kwh so you're basically giving the companies free money. Fuck that shit, my solar will not be grid connected and I will piss away the extra electricity by running my drier empty
 
it is reasonably cheap here partially because we can use vast amounts of local coal deposits to make it
 
@FalconMomot SO DO WE!
Coal is our biggest export
 
aiee
 
Worth hundreds of billions of dollars
 
1:30 AM
I live 50 miles from a nuclear power plant.
 
We're just fucked left and right
 
I think perhaps the power company is giving a lot of money to corruption.
 
I wish Americans weren't so afraid of nuclear power.
 
I'm not afraid of nuclear power. Where the power plant is, if something happened, it would either blow out to sea, or straight into Boston. :)
 
Growing up in a coal region I am much more scared of coal than I ever would be of nuclear.
 
1:33 AM
nothing tends to happen, luckily
also, hasn't every nuclear accident in history been the direct result of mismanagement?
 
That and it keeps the nuclear waste rather confined to a brick rather than airborne out the smokestack.
 
At this point Boston could only be improved by nuclear fallout.
 
@FalconMomot Or exceptionally shoddy construction practices that wouldn't pass even the most negligent inspector over here.
 
@ScottPack Where was that one?
 
Chernobyl?
 
1:35 AM
I thought that one was mismanagement, in that test results were being fudged to hide that it was unable to do what they wanted to do with it?
 
I'm sure mismanagement was involved, but so was faulty design.
 
@FalconMomot I heard similar stories
 
Ah, so it looks like a combination of untrained, and unknowledgeable, staff combined with a woefully inadequate design.
 
Idiots = nuclear go boom
 
@MichaelHampton I'm less than 20 miles from one.
 
1:42 AM
@ScottPack Right, and don't build them on a fault line
AKA fukashima
 
A good friend works there, he sent me this a while back: youtube.com/watch?v=UQrfL0w3aA0
 
@MarkHenderson I feel like that one was a testament to the resiliency of reactor design. Look at what it took to take it out.
 
@ScottPack This is true
 
Yes. It was a pretty incredible nuclear disaster, one of only two incidents classified as level 7 under the INES. But come on. One of those disasters was some schlub flipping the wrong switch, the other was a 9.0 earthquake followed by a 133ft tsunami.
 
I picture the workers at the doomed plants sorta like this:
 
1:47 AM
What would be Russian for schlub?
It's Yiddish, so probably schlub.
 
@ScottPack Schlэф
 
Or that.
Шлыб ?
 
Needs moar backwards R
 
I was just trying to do a phonetic transliteration.
 
2:23 AM
@ScottPack I recall that there were some severe maintenance issues at fukushima also?
 
it was running past its designed lifespan IIRC
 
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user187450I have a development setup of subdomains with apache/wamp, everything is working as I need with the "regular" setup and separately with the "xyz" setup, but I have to change the configuration and restart the server everytime I need a different setup. Is there a way to have both setups working at...

Where is the migrate to /dev/null option?
 
@MichaelHampton Don't you have a delete button?
 
@FalconMomot I'm feeling particularly homicidal tonight. Somebody else better moderate for a while.
 
@MichaelHampton I would, but......
 
2:30 AM
@FalconMomot You ran out of close votes already?
 
actually I think I've only used 1 or 2 today. I should get on that.
I was too busy reading about chernobyl :P
 
@FalconMomot: I indirectly caused 30 users on SU to get deleted ;p
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Nice.
 
(slhck did most of the hard work. Uncovered a spammer, and turns out they had LOTS of sockpuppets)
 
I want to take russian, calculus, and stats this term... but stats and calculus conflict with each other, and I don't know if I have time even for 2 courses
 
2:32 AM
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LESSONS TAKE YOU!
nice having a language elective
I seem to be fluent in english, tamil and management-speak.
 
@JourneymanGeek I'm an open studies student this semester; all courses are elective.
 
I already have a degree; I am mainly doing this for my own amusement.
 
@FalconMomot: we have a limited set of modules, since yanno, our wierd status ;p
 
aah
I think I'm allowed to take 3 courses (or 6 - I have no idea what each one is weighted against the limit), but I only have time to deal with 1 or at most 2.
 
2:43 AM
@MichaelHampton Not seeing any flags come through
 
3:02 AM
thats pretty normal
I can do 3 a trimester. I do 2 cause otherwise I will lose all my hair on assignment week
 
@MarkHenderson there, enjoy the flags. also I'm not sure how those answers got into the review queue.
 
@FalconMomot I went and closed a bunch of old shopping questions about 20 minutes ago, that probably got them thrown into review to make sure I didn't fuck up
 
aah
and unsurprisingly, spam.
Hmm, we could use a popup for new users reminding them to accept answers when they upvote them or leave a comment containing "solved" or "thanks".
 
3:40 AM
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5:10 AM
Fuck this. I'm done with Feedly
They want me to pay money just to be able to search my feeds
 
Do I have to write a web-based RSS reader that doesn't suck?
 
That and the fact that there is no easy way to mark the 700+ items that came in while you're on holidays as "read" without loading the last item in the queue (because only after the last item do you get the "mark all as read" button), which thanks to infinite scrolling takes about 5 minutes.
@MichaelHampton I just want Google Reader back
 
@MarkHenderson You and everyone else, it seems.
 
@MarkHenderson: have you tried ttrss?
er
 
I read RSS on my desktop, thank you very much.
 
5:18 AM
@JourneymanGeek I have to run my own RSS aggregator?
No thanks
 
@MarkHenderson Click the number on the feed or category, it marks as read
 
@ShaneMadden Really? I will have to wait till I have some new items and try it
 
@MarkHenderson: after google reader and the old reader, thats a feature, not a bug
 
@ShaneMadden Well that's not very intuitive, but it will help
@JourneymanGeek The old google reader had a "mark all as read" link
Nice and obvious
 
5:23 AM
@MarkHenderson: yeah, it did. As did the old reader, which had a very similar UI
 
@MarkHenderson Yeah, it's really not. I think they're trying a little too hard to be minimalist.
 
@ShaneMadden I still want to be able to search. It's not worth $5/month to do it though
I will just do a google site: search
 
@MarkHenderson Yeah. I can't say I ever used search much with Reader, but we'll see how long it takes them to make something I care about a premium feature.
 
5:51 AM
 insults           If set, sudo will insult users when they enter an
                   incorrect password.  This flag is off by default.
Time for a maintenance!
 
6:05 AM
Does anybody know most visited website monitoring tool for local network?
 
swears; complains about Hitler
 
@Achu Your question doesn't really make sense
 
no, it truly does not
 
@MarkHenderson sorry about that! i'm looking a website monitoring tool. Management would like to see most visited websites.
 
@Achu So you want to see what websites your employees are visiting? Or just people in general?
 
6:08 AM
Google Analytics
Oh wait.
 
@MarkHenderson Yes, Management want to see what websites are visited by employees
 
@Achu You need to get a proxy at your gateway that can monitor HTTP requests and log the host headers
It's not a trivial problem to solve
:O
Simon the Sorcerer is back! I was banned from playing this game by my dad because of its "adult" content
Now I really want to play it to see what was so bad
 
;)
disagree. setting up a proxy like that is trivial.
 
(I was also not allowed to watch The Simpsons, so yeah)
@FalconMomot OK then, you set up a proxy on your Netgear WiFi/ADSL modem that this guy is surely running
 
Not migrating crap.
 
6:14 AM
@MarkHenderson Those are not hard to replace. Just unplug them and throw them away (or melt or pulverize them as desired), and plug in an actual gateway router with an ADSL2+ WIC.
 
@FalconMomot Right but suddenly you're wayyyy out of the territory of "trivial"
 
@MarkHenderson Nah. That's pretty trivial ;)
 
Depends on whether you have the cash.
 
@FalconMomot Ok then, I challenge you to get him up and running, in your own time, off the clock
 
(discarding all concerns of irrelevant things such as budget and whether you actually have an IT staff)
 
6:15 AM
Without going on-site. Just do it all over the phone/chat
 
hey, not everyone can do trivial tasks
 
@MarkHenderson I found sarg sarg.sourceforge.net which works with squid. But i'm not allowed to setup proxy server b/c of some reason. Is there a way accomplish this after Cisco router or something?
 
holy hell
no
I bet cisco has made a proxying firewall appliance of some kind in the past though
 
@Achu Meraki appliances will do that. Tell management to write some large checks :)
 
but everyone seems to deploy checkpoint
 
6:17 AM
@Achu Go to your boss, and tell him that you cannot deliver him what he wants unless he gives you the authority to implement what he's asked for
 
@MarkHenderson :) that's not possible.... lol
 
@Achu Then you're fucked
 
lol
 
There are other methods, like looking at DNS logs, that might give you a hand-wavy overview, but it is nowhere near accurate enough for anything useful
 
@MarkHenderson mark
 
6:18 AM
@pauska Thats my name, don't wear it out
 
Say my name, say my name
Anyho.. Got experience tuning MS SQL?
 
@pauska Individual databases, or SQL server in general?
 
@MarkHenderson `DNS logs` okay sound is a perfect, i will check that.
@Michael I didn't know about `Meraki appliances` Thanks i will check that out.
 
@MarkHenderson let's keep it to databases, as I have some background in server optimization
 
I've had a fair bit of experience with tuning databases. Mostly with indexes. You cannot go wrong with the Biltz tools from the Brent Ozar site
This is fantastic: brentozar.com/blitzindex
 
6:20 AM
hah. funny. I'm doing exact same thing.
 
It's not a one hit wonder, but it gives you a great place to start
 
the thing is... I found some tables with the PK as a non-clustered index
and then a new clustered index with the PK set..
 
@Achu Heh. If you get told to do stuff and are simultaneously prohibited from doing it, and you can't explain that successfully to the people requiring it, you'd best find a new job.
 
so I guess someone created a primary key way before SQL actually defaulted to it being a clustered index
and then created another one to cover it.. which basically means that we're updating two identical indexes..?
So what I did was to drop every NC index on that table, the clustered (not PK) index, and then change the PK to be a clustered index
the weird thing starts here... I then created two NC's, and the server went in to a complete write halt
it didn't happen at once - and we could still read from the db
and from what I've read about offline index creation it blocks writes AND reads
 
6:24 AM
@MarkHenderson you with me?
 
@FalconMomot Men! Finding a job is really hard here. You have know idea how difficult is...
Anyway, thanks for your advice :)
 
@Achu I don't know if they ship to your country, though you can always email them and ask :)
 
lol, it's a manner of speaking
good luck to you.
 
Like, a simple table insert would run for 5 minutes without anything happening.. it didn't complain about locks or anything, it just sat there.. CPU usage was at 10%, nearly no disk usage (except the regular tempdb writes when DMV kicks in) and so on..
 
@pauska Umm
I think so
I have plenty of tables where the clustered index is not the PK, so that's not always a bad thing
 
6:26 AM
well in this case they were identical
 
it does sound like a contention problem
 
the only key in the non-PK clustered index was the actual PK
 
Changing the PK to be clustered actually drops the PK and recreates it, so you basically stripped out every single index and the PK off the table and started again from scratch. This sounds like a good solution
 
perhaps updates were trying to acquire a lock on the same index twice?
 
And yes, SQL Standard sucks with index creation during production times
 
6:27 AM
@Michael i just noticed that! it required hardware procurement. hmm.. I'm afraid i can proceed purchase request. i will check DNS log option.
 
but this is SQL enterprise :(
 
I've taken systems offline by adding a new index on a heavy write table during the day
@pauska Oh
I've never had the money for enterprise :(
 
sell some kangaroos
I'm beginning to wonder if SSMS defaults to ONLINE = OFF when you click inside the GUI
it does default to offline if you export a index as a create script..
@FalconMomot well this databases is a crazy town
they have stored procedures that uses keys from a ton of different tables at once
 
@pauska It does. You can tell this by hitting the script button
 
@MarkHenderson hm, let me test
 
6:29 AM
Create an index whilst watching the profiler
 
and I guess the same would count if you don't specify the option at all in a script?
 
@pauska Yeah I think so
 
hah fuck me
so that was it then
why the HELL doesn't it default to ONLINE = ON when you have enterprise
 
@pauska I have a habit of using the SSMS to generate the scripts, then I just run them in a query window so I can cancel them if I need to
 
@MarkHenderson funny is that I did that
except I didn't notice the ONLINE option missing
 
6:31 AM
@pauska So it's your own fault then ;) It's always set to ONLINE = OFF
Mine even underlines it
 
@Achu How big is your network?
 
oh, wait.. now I know
the thing is that I had to convert the PK to be a clustered
the only (time saving) way of doing that is to hit the table designer when you don't have any clustered index on the table, right click, select indexes and then set Clustered as YES
 
Creating a clustered index blocks the table nomatter what, doesn't it?
 
this way it'll go through every connected FK and update them
and I guess that the method doesn't specify ONLINE = ON
ON
Long-term table locks are not held for the duration of the index operation. During the main phase of the index operation, only an Intent Share (IS) lock is held on the source table. This enables queries or updates to the underlying table and indexes to proceed. At the start of the operation, a Shared (S) lock is held on the source object for a very short period of time. At the end of the operation, for a short period of time, an S (Shared) lock is acquired on the source if a nonclustered index is being created; or an SCH-M (Schema Modification) lock is acquired when a clustered index is
is there a way to script out the changes you've done in table designer?
oh nm found it
ALTER TABLE dbo.REF ADD CONSTRAINT
PK_REF PRIMARY KEY CLUSTERED
(
ID
) WITH( PAD_INDEX = OFF, FILLFACTOR = 80, STATISTICS_NORECOMPUTE = OFF, IGNORE_DUP_KEY = OFF, ALLOW_ROW_LOCKS = ON, ALLOW_PAGE_LOCKS = ON) ON [PRIMARY]

GO
 
6:36 AM
@pauska Their scripts are long-winded but simple enough to read
 
@Michael
- 42 users
- One Cisco router
- Two Cisco Switches
- Two main servers with Linux host and many Vm services.
 
there we go, no online option
so this means that every read or write to that table, plus every table with a FK against it was blocked
@MarkHenderson thanks, I now know to put everything in a script :(
 
@pauska I took an insurance company's database largest table offline for 90 seconds because it was a heap. I uhh, copped a bit of flack for that
I just got shitty because why is a 5Gb table a fucking heap
Also, sp_blitz found me an index suggestion with a score of 109 billion
 
@Achu Not bad... You could replace the Cisco router with one of these
 
@MarkHenderson ...
what was the uptime on the SQL instance?
 
6:39 AM
@pauska 114 days
 
holy cow
I guess they were happy with their new index then
 
Don't we have a canonical "I didn't backup my files" question?
 
The index was requested something like 120 million times, but the cost for each miss was high
@pauska I never heard from them about it. So... no idea
 
@MarkHenderson but do you just run it agains the entire database, or do you also run it against each table?
 
@pauska I'm working my way against just the database at the moment
 
6:41 AM
cause we're a small shop, and even a minor improvement by indexes would make users happy here..
 
There's quite a bit of work to be done there, it will keep me going for a few weeks
94% of indexes are never read
 
@MichaelHampton Yeah but i can't make purchase request ;) I have to accomplish this using the current resources.
 
I keep finding stuff like this
 
@Achu Logging DNS queries will be too noisy... there will be too much junk in there for it to be useful. Setting up a proxy server is really your best bet.
 
and, like you, "21.3% of NC indexes (29) are unused. These take up 136.3MB of space."
 
6:44 AM
@Achu then it looks like won't be able to do it - you've had too many appendages tied behind your back
 
uuughhh idx_1 idx_2
 
yes, that's our happy C# developers
I've talked to the developer lead, and he's agreed not to do that anymore..
30 or so heap tables..
lots of them are like the one I explained before
 
primary key not clustered, and not a single other cluster on the table
 
This is what I get to work though ;) 1725 suggestions
 
6:47 AM
shit :P
 
One particularly offensive table I found out wasn't even used and was retired in 2011. It had 42 million records. drop!
 
Ok, I will try to explain again that i need to setup a proxy server for this.
@Iain Yeah, many appendages but there is no other options... :(
 
@MarkHenderson btw, what do you do with the heap tables? just create indexes and never think about it? I'm not a developer, so I have no idea if an application expects a table to be heap or not
 
@pauska I have 300 heaps to review as well :(
 
as in.. stored in the order it is..
 
6:49 AM
@pauska I typically convert an existing index to clustered
And I will dig through the code to see what its most common use is and use that to choose which index
 
@MarkHenderson that would be my angle as well
 
@Achu the job can't be done then, don't whinge in here - go tell your boss
 
So I spend about 10-30 minutes on each suggestion
Thankfully every single table has at least one index, and almost all of them have PK's
 
Yeah, that's where I fall through.. I don't have any code to look at
 
@pauska That doesn't help
 
6:50 AM
@MarkHenderson well, I can create indexes and see if they are used or not..
and I have profiled a days work, so tons of trace data ready
 
Our devs are pretty good (because they're my devs lol so I get to clean up their messes) so I don't have too many problems really
 
@Iain Ok i will. I just came here to collect some ideas ;) Thanks,
 
Most of these issues are from before I was really up to date on my DB skills
@pauska Wow you're brave. I don't dare profile anything more than about 90 seconds :p
 
@MarkHenderson run it on your workstation with a SSD, and DO NOT SELECT the option of having the SQL server to process it
 
But that could also be because some of these servers are already loaded pretty heavilly.
 
6:51 AM
I didn't notice any overhead at all
 
@pauska Ah, of course
How big is your database?
 
I also limited it to a specific database, so that I wouldn't drown in data
 
This one is ~ 100Gb which equals the largest DB I've ever been in charge of
 
not big at all.. 12GB or something
 
I also have this problem which could be interesting when we push it to production
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Q: What to do after deleting a million records

Mark HendersonWe are implementing a new feature in our system that will cause about a million records (each record is tiny, basically a GUID, a date, and four smallint fields) to be purged from a table every night. Basically it's a caching table, and once the data is 7 days old we do: DELETE FROM scheduleCach...

 
6:54 AM
hm I can't set ONLINE=ON when creating the PK clustered index..
 
Thanks everyone for your advice and help. I really appreciate it. Have a great day! @MarkHenderson @Michael @Iain
 
I think I over-estimated the # of records though. We had one beta tester on the feature for 3 hours and it came to 12,480 records. So it might only be about 250,000 records a day in the initial rollout
@pauska Don't know; I'm not fortunate enough to get enterprise features :(
 
@MarkHenderson looping a TOP with some waits between isn't a bad idea though
 
@pauska Yeah I tried it out the other day. DELETE FROM took about 5 minutes. DELETE TOP(1000) WHILE COUNT(*) etc was much nicer
Catch is that it's 10,000 random records from within the range that gets deleted. Not a big issues, but it could be weird if it gets interrupted and some tries to report on the deleted date :P
 
7:17 AM
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Q: How I become a DNS registrar

mezganiRecently I got an idea to develop a DNS registrar. So as I have no experience in that domain, I'm asking today about how to become a DNS registrar. How many servers I need ? what registration should I do ? what kind of services should I run ? DNS servers ? whois ? Application to manage client DNS.

:(
 
lol
@FalconMomot: DNS server, some hamsters a goat and an intern?
 
Damnit, Red Hat compiled out the sudo insults.
 
lol, pretty much
@MichaelHampton but of course.
 
@MarkHenderson since you're on standard..
when you create a index, like a clustered one - like the one you mentioned earlier (the 90s downtime)
does the T-SQL run for 90 seconds? Or does it complete right away, and then it builds in the background?
 
blech, the front page is full of shit
 
7:37 AM
@pauska tsql runs for 90 seconds
 
@FalconMomot It always is at this time of day.
 
indeed
that doesn't mean it's a good thing :P
 
Well, if you want to nuke South Asia...
 
happily
 
[sudo] password for error:
Just what do you think you're doing Dave?
[sudo] password for error:
Take a stress pill and think things over.
[sudo] password for error:
You silly, twisted boy you.
sudo: 3 incorrect password attempts

Much better!
 
7:41 AM
most excellent
 
Those assholes broke fortune -o too.
Good god, I think Red Hat runs their bugzilla on TomTom's old phone.
 
[sudo] password for error:
I have been called worse.
[sudo] password for error:
Wrong!  You cheating scum!
[sudo] password for error:
Are you on drugs?
sudo: 3 incorrect password attempts
 
8:05 AM
@FalconMomot HALP! how do I be a DNS registrar btw what do they do. Heh.
 
@RobM Yup.
 
and gone
 
aww
I wanted to read that
 
I had a dream to become a DNS registrar. I am $clueless please halp me
 
8:33 AM
@DennisKaarsemaker you'd need to be the sort of person who drinks vodka through their eye before that post even started to make sense to you, I think.
 
8:54 AM
g'day
@Iain Best still on security.se: "Hello I'm building a web-based banking application what are some good security practices?"
 

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