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12:00 AM
@syneticondj Ah, You're a Man of Precision, I see. Which isn't necessarily the same as a pedant. =P
I really hate being pulled into 'software test' for Devs. But I'm the only person in the org who understand network interaction in the upper layers of the TCP stack.
 
How do you get around to still efficiently manage yellow pages? I mean, the number of users must have exploded over the years since when NIS was the bleeding edge
 
Hello folks
 
@Jacob howdy Jacob.
 
@Jacob Morning
Gunna go grab some lunch, cya all later
 
hi @Jacob, bye @MarkHenderson
 
12:18 AM
Oy. Supervisor complaining because their staff has the wrong extension # on their phone. Said wrong extension being provided by said supervisor in the staff transfer request, of course.
 
you have that documented somewhere, don't you?
Just quote it incidentally in some response with a request for clarification :)
 
Well that was dumb. Went out and bought a sandwich, forgetting that I'd brought my lunch today. Upside: Free lunch tomorrow!
 
12:53 AM
good night everyone
 
Night
 
1:07 AM
@syneticondj Yes, but not that it matters.
 
 
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2:51 AM
Spent too long on this answer...
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Q: HP DL585 G1 with VMware ESXi 5 - SATA solution, need more storage

ArthorI have the following: 2 x DL585 G1 (8 cores) with built in Smart Array 5i (2 x 74GB SCSI in Raid 0) I installed VMware ESXi 5 and got it all working :) However I need more space. I was thinking of getting 2 x P600 which I can install in the DL585 G1 however I am not sure if it will support...

 
3:03 AM
+1 for you sir
Holy crap, a G1
How did he even get 8 cores into that thing
 
Hyperthreading on a Dual-slot Duo-core?
 
Ah, 4 dual-core's
 
Ah. need new glasses, thought it said 380.
 
Although I dont think the 800-series opterons were dual-core
Hmm, ok the really, really late 800-series were dual core. That thing must have cost a fortune when it was brand new (many moons ago)
 
The later revisions of the model were dual-core chips. I skipped the generation, choosing to sell DL740 G1's instead
but i am amazed that the poster was able to get ESXi on it.
 
3:10 AM
@ewwhite Even I'M getting rid of hardware that old as fast as I can get its replacement purchased.
 
I just had to go to my data center to collect my defunct circa 2009 ML370 G5's before they were sent to the recycler.
that's an x5450 3GHz CPU... useless, these days
 
Me and the decade old hardware I have still running in production in a couple spots are deeply offended that you're tossing 3 year old hardware. That's a pretty quick refresh rate.
 
Cost too much to power.
 
Honestly, I'd rather have 8 or 16 1Ghz cores on a chip than the higher frequency. All my workloads are high process count terminal servers.
 
@Ethabelle gets one of them :)
 
3:16 AM
lol
 
Fair enough.
 
@ShaneMadden: depends on your reasons
though, a friend of mine is currently in the process of terminally retiring old systems for a client
 
But I was running several of these things as ESXi hosts, coupled with a Sun x4540 for storage. Going to modern G7 proliants and a smaller, denser Nexenta system saved me $6k for the year in power over the old setup.
and fits in 6U versus 14U
 
@ewwhite: one of the things that "But it works fine" dosen't cover
grouches
 
But I also come from an industry with a 8-month hardware refresh.
 
3:20 AM
eh i need to mess with nexenta at some point
@ewwhite: I think the majority of the hardware in my current 'work' environment are PIV 1.6es ;p
 
@JourneymanGeek It works... but takes some massaging to perform well. It's not meant to be low-cost anymore.
 
@ewwhite Wow. I guess it really IS possible to turn green with envy....
 
Nexenta is pretty adamant about SAS disks throughout... including SSDs..
 
@ewwhite: that might be a problem in my case. but i suppose i can try other varients - i'm pondering using zfs for home/sohoish storage and backup eventually
 
@AdrianK - The financial world is demanding, so 8 months is about as long as you can go before the next high-end CPU comes out.
@JourneymanGeek - I mean, it will definitely work with SATA, but Nexenta support gets all indignant when they have to troubleshoot SATA issues.
 
3:24 AM
@ewwhite Damn. Gotta figure out a way to get me some of that hardware after you're done with it.
 
lol
well, i'd likely end up using the community version, so support...
 
@adriank I buy it cheap...
At my last firm, we recovered an HP ProLiant DL580 G5... maxed out with 128GB RAM, 8 x 300GB disks... the works. It had been in use 14 months... and we had no use for it.
too slow to run the current apps. Too big to power/cool...
so it's just sitting...
 
@ewwhite cry
 
eheh. I can't even do that ;p
 
I could run my entire rack full of servers off 1 of those. I think I've got 8-10 4-year Supermicros with internal storage doing various virtualize-able tasks right now.
 
3:30 AM
well, I just had this discussion with the people at my personal colo... there are ways to get HP hardware for a lot less than you'd expect.
 
@ewwhite We're hoping to get a decent deal from CDW Non-Profit. But we just don't do enough business to go direct to vendor.
 
I mean, one G7 DL380 could probably carry the workload of those Supermicro's.
 
What is a "PRD Machine"?
 
<-- sells this stuff, too
 
@AdrianK If you're interested, I deal with a reseller for all my non profit orgs that seems to get great deals.
They deal with for-profit places, but started out as a non-profit focused reseller.
 
3:34 AM
Not sure if I can give all of the details on Google-able serverfault chat, but we/I can always beat CDw pricing on HP gear.
@adriank what are you looking for?
 
@ewwhite Thanks. And no worries. The management is decidedly non-profit in their thinking. I'm lucky to get IBM x3550 occasionally to address attrition. I honestly don't have much visibility into what is out there just yet.
 
so the IBM is similar to a DL360 G7... A good price on a well-equipped DL360 G7 (X5660, 12 cores, 24GB RAM, redundant power/fans) ~$4k + disks.
Should be a few thousand less than a similarly-spec'd IBM.
<-- in a sales mood.
 
@ewwhite Ugh. Yeah, I just paid $3500 for 8GB with 2x500GB and 8 cores, no redundant P/S.
 
:(
 
Yeah. Small wonder my boss wants to stuff all our storage and apps up into Amazon instances and host it from there.
 
3:49 AM
That's never gone horribly wrong.
 
Be the hero! Save the boss-man some $$$!
 
@ShaneMadden My biggest concern is how much pipe we'll need to get similar access times to local storage. I'm stuck with more 18 months on a contract for a pair of Bonded T1 circuits.
 
Eeek.
 
@ShaneMadden Tell me about it. I was given 2 weeks notice of the last contract's expiry while in the middle of a huge project and didn't have enough time to get something new lined up before he decided to renew.
 
I mean, T1s are great and all, but, .... I can't finish that sentence.
 
3:58 AM
They're reliable. I'll give them that. We've had 37 minutes of downtime in 30 months. But I was 1 week away from getting 20/20 Metro Ethernet in for just $300/mo more.
 
Ouch.
 
@ShaneMadden A friend of mine is a sysadmin at a chemicals company. They had a 200m2 datacenter filled with Dual Pentium Pro 90's with 256Mb RAM (hows that for > 10 years old ;). They virtualised them last year, they got from about 200 4U servers down to... one 10U blade chassis and a small SAN.
 
Exactly.
as it should be
 
@ewwhite One backplane failure and thousands of angry shareholders later...
 
Get two chassis, then :)
 
4:23 AM
Fault-tolerance. Live it. Love it.
I feel for that gWaldo guy who's going to be doing AIX and Solaris. I hated having to go back 10 years on the GNU tools in Solaris 8/9 at $job[-1].
Seems a little shopping to me as currently worded. Could probably stand a bit of editing?
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Q: Connect approx 30 users to a remote office

msindleInfo: My company has a base office in Little Rock and we are setting up a remote office in Virginia with approximately 30 users. We do A LOT of SQL and Oracle data manipulation (heavy processing). The SAN and servers that do this processing will stay in Little Rock. Now for the question: Wh...

 
5:21 AM
Benefit of being ambidextrous:
 
HI @WESLEYDAVID
 
@RebeccaChernoff asdg;aoiheq;lijf;asdlkjz.c,bn!!!
cowers
 
I think that's the sound my cat makes when I spray her with the water bottle.
of course, that's only after she gets a wild hair and tries to rip my face off.
 
5:28 AM
I dunno. She's mean enough that she might give the coyotes in my neighborhood pause.
 
Evenin' @RebeccaChernoff.
 
@RebeccaChernoff You get my "thank you" email?
 
@erika that poor sap with the Bugzilla question. I gotta feel for him on that one. I'm staring down the barrel of an identical migration here.
 
@Adrian I've done it as well. I really detest Bugzilla.
@Adrian I didn't think it was really an appropriate question for here, though.
 
5:41 AM
@ErikA mmhmm (:
 
@RebeccaChernoff When I opened it, I had to explain what StackExhange was. :)
...to my wife, that is.
 
@erika yeah, agreed that it's not a great fit even if it weren't worded so poorly. Question read like the flailing of a drowning man or someone in seriously over their head.
 
 
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7:57 AM
Morning All!
 
8:21 AM
Morning all.
 
G'day
 
herro
 
Morning @Iain
 
8:40 AM
how is everyone ?
 
Tired....
 
@Iain I'm having my first Performance appraisal today
so, exciting stuff :)
 
Good Luck
 
@BartDeVos have fun!
 
Dan
Morning
 
8:49 AM
bored
 
Dan
@LucasKauffman Mehe
I wish I was on the Enterprise :(
 
@LucasKauffman I used to work with the guy in the bottom left :)
 
Dan
9:06 AM
Right now, I am him
 
Morning everyone
@Dan: Ever worked with item level targeting in group policies? More specifically collections with true/false statements
 
Dan
Group Policy Preferences? Yeah, done a bit
 
Could you look over a setup for a second? I'm a bit unsure if my logic is .. logic
 
Dan
Course
 
(click it)
Am I right to presume that this targeting needs the first one to NOT match, and that ALL the items in the collection needs to be false
?
 
Dan
9:16 AM
Right, that GPP will not apply if any of the items in that collection resolve to true
 
that's what I want
 
Dan
Yes
 
then why doesn't this work.. hrrrrrrgh.. been troubleshooting for 5 days
 
Dan
Does the Group Policy Event Viewer show anything interesting?
Is the problem that it IS passing out the Group Policy, or that it isn't?
 
well this is a GPO containing all of the printers for a company
it's about 30 items in the printers policy, where the first one installs the printer if the client IP matches, and the second one does what I linked to you just now
the printers apply fine, it's just that they don't get removed
 
Dan
9:20 AM
Ah, have you clicked the other checkbox
 
btw - the registry thingy is to make sure that the gpo doesn't remove the default printer
 
Dan
"Remove ths item when it is no longer applied"
 
thats not possible to select on a delete printer entry
 
Dan
Oh, it's a delete
Why not use "Update"?
 
huh - will that delete the printer?
 
Dan
9:21 AM
If the printer was applied by the policy, it will remove it when that policy no longer applies
(If that makes sense)
No, actually, that's not quite true
The printers not there at all unless the policy applies
 
The policy will still apply to the users, cause it matches their OU etc
 
Dan
But not if they don't match in the Item Level Targetting
 
the point is to dynamically map the printer closest to them (or in this situation: the office they're at)
hm
 
Dan
Two ticks
I'll screenshot what I do
 
so you suggest that I don't use delete printers, only update and the (remove when not applied)?
 
Dan
9:23 AM
Yep, exactly
 
cause I have a feeling that it will remove their default printer aswell..
 
Dan
Shouldn't do
 
(the managers LOVE to print to their office while at home etc.. so I can't risk that)
 
Dan
It shouldn't touch anything that's not there
UNLESS you click "Set this printer as default", but it still won't delete other printers
 
no I can't force default printer on them.. we rely on their first login to do that (or that they manually select one)
 
Dan
9:25 AM
That's fine, just don't check that checkbox
 
here's basically what I stole this whole idea from: grouppolicy.biz/2010/01/…
 
Dan
See, I don't think that's right
The only time you'd need a delete is if you want to remove printers that aren't applied by Group Policy Preferences
 
yeah, but if the printer was applied by a previous policy in the same gpo, but that one doesnt match anymore (as in not in that subnet anymore)
 
Dan
Ooh, actually, perhaps it's "Replace" rather than "Update"
Let me understand this right and keep it simple>

User logs onto MainOffice01, and GPP's maps the printer MainOfficePrinter
User then logs out, goes to
Production01 and GPP's maps the printer ProductionPrinter

You want to ensure that, on the second machine, they don't get MainOfficePrinter and vice versa.

Except you're doing it with SUbnets etc
It should work with replace or update as I'm sure it only refers to what options get overwritten should the mapping already exist.

I.e., an update will update it with any new values you've explicitly defined and everythign else gets left as is. Replace will delete the original item and recreate it from scratch
 
9:44 AM
Morning all
 
@SmallClanger Hi
Hi @JackDouglas
 
@BartDeVos Hi!
how are you?
The faq says "Networks" is on-topic on SF - does that include network troubleshooting (I have a question about packet loss I want to ask)?
 
Dan
Sounds fine
 
@JackDouglas troublshooting questions are fine.
 
yay, thanks :-)
 
9:57 AM
cheers
 
post it to VTC then :)
hi tom
 
wtf is on with that quesion. It makes no sense.
 
Dan
@TomOConnor Already done did flag!
 
@t1nt1n it's probably heavily contaminated with some kind of trojan
 
10:01 AM
@syneticondj Nobody ever idles there :P
@syneticondj OR.. one of those E3 disk utilities.
 
@TomOConnor nah, they wouldn't place themselves into the recycler
it's a typical malware treat
 
@TomOConnor 4 people idle there now
 
Nah, they just look idle. They are waiting to spring into action and close everything that's posted there
 
10:19 AM
@JackDouglas you are a DBA, aren't you?
 
@syneticondj You say it like it's something dirty :D
 
is it just me or does the site have rather sluggish responses today?
@BartDeVos I did not imply that it is not ;)
all this picking in other people's data
it's unhygienic
 
the main site feels sluggish to me too
 
10:38 AM
Occasional packet losses apparently. Something around 10%
11 167 ms 195 ms 280 ms 10ge.xe-0-0-0.nyc-telx-dis-2.peer1.net [216.187.115.182]
12 260 ms * 135 ms oc48-po3-0.nyc-75bre-dis-1.peer1.net [216.187.115.134]
13 140 ms 134 ms * gwny01.stackoverflow.com [64.34.41.58]
14 135 ms 134 ms 134 ms stackoverflow.com [64.34.119.12]
 
Dan
Whoa whoa whoa
Just clicked on a job advert on SO, for Las Vegas, because y'know, the place is cool

IT Desktop Support at Koeller, Nebeker, Carlson & Haluck, LLP

Multi-State Civil LItigation law firm is seeking IT Desktop Support for its busy downtown Las Vegas, Nevada office.  The position will require a dedicated, knowledgeable…

Posted on Careers 2.0 on February 7, 2012

Not really my kind of role, but is this bit, normal:
The firm provides great health benefits, 10 days paid vacation
/10/?
Seriously?
 
I think it's the US
US folks visiting Europe were always full of envy about the 30 vacation days we typically get here
 
Dan
No kidding, I had 23 days at my old job which was always a little tight. I get 25 here, plus 3 days over christmas and I get points towards a day off for each day I do on project work
Couldn't deal with 10!
Oh well, scrubs any future plans to move to the US!
 
I love the lift a minimum of 50 pounds requirement for IT personnel
 
Dan
That's 22 kilograms
 
10:48 AM
Need halp... worked on IIS6... now feelz dirty.
 
Yes. But are they looking for a technician or a lifting arm?
 
Dan
:D
@ITHedgeHog Run yourself a hot bath of Apache!
 
what are they deploying ? 21" CRTs ?
 
Dan
Colour laser printers if my help desk experience memories are anything to go by
 
Racking servers would also require heavy lifting. But I would not let a single person do that
 
Dan
10:51 AM
Those buggers nearly killed me in my very early first line days
 
The Sun headline: The Printer of Death
 
Dan
Hey, apparently those printers were 70lbs. Now I don't feel so bad for cursing every time I had to move one around
And bulky, too
@syneticondj More likely to be "Are Printers Going to Kill Your Children?"
 
@syneticondj Sorry, got distracted. Yes but I don't do much actual administration work these days
thanks for the answer btw
 
I've got one of these in my room:
 
Dan
I don't think I've seen an actual Xenon printer
 
10:55 AM
I've never put it on a scale, but it feels like around 60 kg
 
Dan
They are hefty, even more so when fully loaded with toner
 
@JackDouglas you are welcome
thank God for the gift of containers with wheels
at least I can move it around if it happens to stand in my way
 
Dan
I now have an image of a printer actively trying to prevent you from leaving
"No @syneticondj, just one more print, please. C'mon, it doesn't even have to be colour"
"Move aside, bitch"
 
Mostly it's the other way around - me begging it not to chew on paper just this very last time
 
Dan
:D
 
11:00 AM
Muahaha - Dimensions width: 666 mm, height: 460 mm, depth: 626 mm, weight: 68 kg and this is without the additional paper tray...
 
Dan
Hefty!
 
@BartDeVos Seen that episode of undercover nederland about that pedo ? :/
 
Dan
Now imagine poor 18 year old me carrying that round a school in front of laughing kds!
 
We needed to get it 3 stories up once - by stairs. It wasn't very pleasant I remember. Too good you did not have the disputable pleasure :)
 
@LucasKauffman Yes, WTF?
 
Dan
11:03 AM
@syneticondj :D
 
I just wanted to kill someone (well, him) after seeing that
 
Dan
@BartDeVos What's this?
 
@Dan some Dutch TV show apparently
You guys still come around watching telly? I found it increasingly tiresome - the programme was full of bullshit and mostly I did not have the time, so I simply gave it up...
 
Dan
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A: How do I find if there is a rogue DHCP server on my Network?

Shh nowonce you've established that there's a rogue dhcp server on the network I found the quickest way to resolve it was... Send an email round to the whole company saying: "which one of you has added a wireless router into the LAN, you've killed the internet for everyone else" expect a sheepish res...

...
 
lol "come on, you fsckers, who did it?!"
 
Dan
11:12 AM
There's a certain simplicity to it, for sure!
 
11:24 AM
@coredump you up early or pulling a late one ?
 
11:41 AM
@Iain I am GMT -2 atm, so it's almost 10 am here but 7 am on EST I guess.
 
ah - that explains it then
 
I saw some interesting questions after months
the cryptography one was actually fun
ahahah
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Q: TLD and subdomain

sg552.com or .net is a Top Level Domain (TLD). Let's say I have example.com, example is a subdomain of .com. So if I'm buying example.com I actually buy subdomain example. In other words the registrar only providing paid service of .com subdomain because I'm buying example subdomain and I'm not buyi...

I think this guy feels like he is being mislead or something.
 
@coredump the cryptography one was crap really 5 minutes thought and a quick google would have solved that one
 
well, almost all questions fall on that category :P
 
true
 
11:52 AM
@Dan It was about a hidden pedofile network on tor, and the journalist pretended to be a pedo himself, he got access to over 100k pics and vids of childporn. He then placed an advert where he claimed to have a 12 year old girl they could rent to molest. A guy reacted on the add and they met, after which he showed the journalist pics of himself with his 5 year old daughters
he said he wanted to rape and hurt the 12 year old girl
and if possible torture her until death
after the second meeting the police aprehended him, he had even more pics on him of himself with his daughters
worst part is the discovery of the pedo network, as the size is immense
apperently anonymous helped tracking it
 
pff
 
@Dan Was indeed a dutch TV-show. Someone went undercover as a pedo and got a hold of another (belgian) Pedo... Claimed to have abused both his daughters at the age of 5.
 
Anonymous attacked the site, got it offline during 24 hours
then they just moved the the site
 
ah, @LucasKauffman altready covered it
 
Darknet is hell
name one wrong/illegal thing and you will find it on the darknet
 
11:56 AM
It's just insane how these pedos just roam around
 
Thanks to Tor
 
apperently he was a mailman from lubbeek
 
I am not saying that pedos are right
I am just happy that Tor exists and work so well.
as with any tool, it can be used for good or evil.
 
The thing I did like about the show was that they first emphasized the fact that Tor is used for good things as well
 
I am a huuuge fan of the Tor guys
 
11:59 AM
me too
 
btw
This talk is very good. About deep packet inspection, Tor, and governments trying to block tor.
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Q: Unable to mount usb drive

si2wI try to mount a usb key but it does not work. dmesg | grep SCSI [ 1.213907] Block layer SCSI generic (bsg) driver version 0.4 loaded (major 253) [ 1.614532] SCSI subsystem initialized [ 3.344963] scsi4 : SCSI emulation for USB Mass Storage devices [ 8.364839] sd 4:0:0:0: [sda] Atta...

/facepalm
 
oh dear
 
This is not going to end well
 
what is?
 
Dan
12:17 PM
@BartDeVos Urgh
 
OH LAWL.

 Valentines Day 2012

This is a new Room for this year's valentines day. Anyone can ...
 
I'm trying to think of why anyone would think that was anywhere near ....
 
"I know. I'll propose in a StackExchange chat room" - brilliant.
 
My wife sent me a valentine's card with a QR code on it that linked to a HTML5 animation with the actual message on it - I think she's further ahead of the curve than me :(
3
 
@Chopper3 Haha, awesome.
 
Dan
12:28 PM
@Chopper3 Class
 
lol that's awesome
 
yeah, I feel loved...
 
Dan
Oh dear
 
The breach, discovered in 2004, is thought to have originated in 2000 and was not properly addressed by the time the company started selling some of its assets in 2009, following a bankruptcy filing
WTH
 

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