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Dog
12:02 AM
@JourneymanGeek apparently the ones that flash people in the face are fake anyway but that's just what I read on the Internet so the accuracy is questionable
 
ah
just wait for the ticket then complain I suppose?
ugh, someone just stuck yet another box under 'my' desk
I have no legroom at all
 
Dog
12:44 AM
@Aibobot Oh I'm not going to get a ticket
Hence it failed at catching me
Firstly motorcyclists can't get caught from the front don't have plates at the front so have to be really taking the piss repeatedly for the cops to care, and secondly it was probably a fake camera
Also avatars seem to be broken
Or is it just me?
 
they don't?
It seems to be just you
I mean some of the bikes here have it along the front wheel arch
 
Dog
@Aibobot Wonder if that's a singaporean thing. None of them do in the UK, and not in Thailand either as far as I remember
Also tesco seems to have run out of pot noodles
 
Bob
@Dog Yea, I don't see @Aibobot's one either.
Wait now yours broke too (after a refresh) :P
 
Dog
@Bob Yay not just me!
Also I think I've become nocturnal
 
Bob
Welcome to the club.
 
Dog
12:54 AM
How on earth do you manage to stay up till 3am during the week and still hold down a job?
 
Bob
Strangely, my sleep timing seems to have gotten better since sr/bl (cc @JourneymanGeek) :P
 
@Dog depends on the hours
 
Bob
@Dog Lots of tea?
 
@Bob prolly cause I go to bed at 11 no matter what ;p
We need to pick that up again ;p
My current other game is the very definition of squeezable in short timeframes so..
 
Dog
> London Germans told 'don't speak German in public after Brexit vote'
FFS
Well at least I can still speak German, being a cat nobody can tell german Cat from English Cat
 
Bob
12:58 AM
"being a cat" -- Dog
@Aibobot yea, we do
I've been getting back into Insurgency recently
hi NSA
 
Dog
Did NSA reroute our avatars?
Oh god my Windows 10 wifi has gone crazy
 
sure it isn't your dodgy hostel AP?
 
Dog
@Aibobot Yes, because half the problem is the systray icon has a red cross over it (no networks in range) nomatter what state it's actually in (even fully connected), and the wifi menu in W10 is claiming I'm connected to a network I'm not
In fact, no matter what, it seems to be connected to network A. If I tell it to connect to network B, it'll say connecting, then connected, but still actually be connected to network A
In fact even with the password for network A deleted and the network forgotten, and Windows claiming it's connected to network B, it's still connected to network A.
Must be the NSA is doing some dodgy shit to my connection.
Oh. Duh. LOL. headdesk
Network, B, my Android hotspot, is actually connected to network A, aka Android 6 has built-in transparent wifi repeater mode, if you turn on wireless hotspot while connected to wifi, the hotspot repeats the wifi network you're connected to instead of 4G
Typical NSA, masquerading as a built-in Android feature
 
Dog
1:28 AM
Dammit opencellid is awesome
Even if it's wrong
It's so useful when you know what you're doing and understand how it's wrong
 
Bob
@Dog whaaaaa?
wheneve rI try to use hotspot it turns off wifi for me!
> Enabling Mobile hotspot will tun off Wi-Fi
 
Dog
@Bob My S7 doesn't do that no more, the S4 did, and S5
Heck it even works across bands (phone connected to 5Ghz AP, creates hotspot on 2.4G
 
Bob
@Dog ...I'm seeing that on S7E and Xperia X P
Maybe it only works across bands?
@Dog Is it recent? I haven't updated firmware for a couple months.
 
Dog
@Bob Nup, works in any band
@Bob Not that I know of, I only ever updated the firmware once, and that was when you did it the first time
 
Bob
@Dog Ohhh it's S7/E-specific, and has to be enabled under Wi-Fi Sharing => wccftech.com/how-to-enable-galaxy-s7-wifi-sharing
I have that one disabled. Thought it meant sharing via Google account (like MS did on WIn10)
Meh, I'll leave it disabled... don't need it anyway.
 
Dog
1:44 AM
@Bob Oh. I don't remember enabling it. But guess that's why it took me a while to figure out what it was doing
> According to various reports, Verizon has removed this WiFi sharing feature from its Samsung Galaxy S7 and S7 edge devices. So if you own a Verizon powered Galaxy S7 or S7 edge device, you won’t be able to try out the newly offered WiFi sharing feature.
Typical
Looks suspiciously like 500+ bogus readings from when I was sampling data in 2013 with an older phone that evidently misreported LTE ECIs
Oh ffs they still haven't fixed that stupid "feature"
If you right click a link in Chrome and press 'T' it does "Open in new Tab"
If you right click a bookmark in Chrome and press 'T' it does "Delete"
 
Dog
2:05 AM
OK, been awake like, ten hours, bored of today, going back to sleep
Until tomorrow later today
 
2:55 AM
So here's the most random question you're going to hear all day: Is software identification on topic here?
as in, I remember something that looked like X Y and Z, here's an image from memory, can anyone tell me what this is?
 
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Q: Are "Guessing Game" type questions allowed on SU?

KaranFirst, a little background: Windows 3 Animated Background/Desktop/Wallpaper was a question I had myself tried hard to answer, back when it was posted. Recently however I came across Jeff Atwood's Let’s Play The Guessing Game SE blog post. Considering that (to me) the question above (although it h...

It would be out of scope and closed
 
Crap. Any idea what a better site would be?
 
Here in chat
 
:P That works too, then.
Okay, so back in the 90's or so, there was a local access TV channel that was driven by an Amiga. I know it was driven by an Amiga, because I saw error messages broadcast on a few occasions.
basically the channel was a parade of slides with various advertising and community info on them, with a ticker at the bottom of the screen showing time and weather and such.
every now and then, you could see the operators pull up a menu and edit the slides
this screen looked something like this
 
i used that program for video titling for quite some time. but heck i dont remember what it was called other than a titler
"broadcast Titler" it was actually running (or capable of it) at 1200 horizontal resolution
 
3:11 AM
neat! Okay, digging up an ADF of that right now. I think you may have just solved this mystery in very short order
 
3:23 AM
i was once a big amiga geek, had the most powerfull $10K amiga with pereferials you could buy and assemble, then it was over :-( and it wouldnt even sell, so i gave it away. NASA had offered to buy a special add on perefrial from me one time for 2X what i paid for it , as referred by the company that sold it, but i turned them down because i needed it, Phhhht , ooh the regret.
 
@MikeyT.K. video toaster might be worth looking up too.
 
:(
the what once wases are the worst
! someone just dug it up. Titler is damn close, but it looks like the actual app isn't an app, it's a dedicated piece of amiga hardware called a "Magicbox AlphaGen"
 
Lol. Every system I've owned but one has been a x86 or x86 64 pc
 
youtube.com/watch?v=pQT8Pu0ksO0 - 2 minutes in you can see the menu being operated
 
that sounds like a "GenLock" a device that would sync to the video signal so it could be overlayed.
 
3:26 AM
(I possess an old sgi octane I don't remember the root password of)
Amusingly my phone is likely more powerful than that
 
why anyone would use such things now? you could use any PC software now and video switchers that will take a monitor feed. one monitor to control the software, and one to feed the crap nobody reads :-)
 
4:08 AM
 
heh
I'm sciving today
skivving?
 
skive
Avoid work or a duty by staying away or leaving early; shirk
 
vaguely
 
in the 90s they would apply the word "skate" skating through work, easy or sloughfull
 
I'm literally sitting in the second least likely place for someone to bother me
 
4:23 AM
The Bathroom ? :-)
 
naw, B2 Store room
the B4 store is even less likely
 
ahh it is your final work test, self motivation :-)
 
My motivation is gone
 
Bob
@Aibobot :(
 
@Bob I was complaining about it on slack ;p
 
Bob
4:38 AM
@Aibobot I haven't been on slack in months
 
Yeah, but yanno
Work stuff ;p
 
Bob
@Aibobot I don't see anything there o.O
was it a diff day?
 
@Bob er 2 days ago and yesterday
 
Bob
oh
dammit
 
lol
(comms room slack)
shrug
I'll get you caught up on steam or borderlands ;p
 
4:47 AM
'lo
 
hi
basically I'm not hugely happy with the work environment, or the job scope
 
Bob
@Aibobot finally found the arvhices
dammit slack is hard to navigate
 
lol
I don't consider slack to be persistant
 
Bob
> Please be advised that we have updated our shopping site and to respect your privacy we have NOT migrated your account across to the new site.



We do invite you to create a new account by visiting the new store
Oh how nice of them.
Except, looking back, they actually emailed me my password in plaintext originally.
So much for privacy...
 
that is totally what I'd do if I was a domain squatter
 
4:58 AM
lol
 
5:51 AM
@JourneymanGeek VideoToaster is a great classic. It is the reason why there still are Amiga's running here and there. Simply because it just keeps working and PC replacements were darn expensive.
 
6:04 AM
Does that bear have the right to bear arms?
 
6:21 AM
how do you tell someone that "The Check Is In The Mail" when it really is in the mail, but they have heard that so many times they think it is instead another deflection?
 
What is a check?
A googled it. Something used last millenium. Not in use since the 1990's (at least over here)
 
paper thing with bank account numbers on it , used in place of clams.
 
Bob
@Hennes Something Americans still like, for some reason.
 
We should introduce them to some European concept called the Internet.
That allows internet banking, and transfering money usually is done within minutes (even to other banks).
 
autopay and computer payments are the reason everything is going to hell costing so much, because it flows like a river, it is lesser seen, it is automatically raised to rediculous levels, without complaints
People are bleeding through thier pores, but the machines keep them from recognising it or acting on it.
 
6:31 AM
/me peers at the new answer, ignores it and makes some coffee.
 
what, did someone answer? (forgot the comma)
I really get a lot of work done at midnight and beyond, no more people, no more calls, the dogs are passed out , peace at last. Which just brings up that problem of sleeping.
 
Annnnnnnnnnnnd once again at work
 
6:48 AM
if the first thing you do when your at the office is log into chat, your not at "Work" , you might be getting paid :-) but it isnt work.
 
It's Cheque, and arn't they the biggest cause of fraud?
 
Well I would call clearing someones account out automatically , or with the push of 2 buttons, a bigger security risk than someone writing a bad check, or writing a check they have no rights to.
 
First thing I usually did was boot laptop, get coffee, log in, open default programs (mail, browser, lync, citrix sessions), ....
That includes firefox and a restore previous tabs. Which means logging into chat (but not being active)
Uhm, how would you clean out someones account with two buttons.
 
Assuming they all use two factor authenthication and that the user uses a good and unique pass2word for internet banking.
 
7:02 AM
@Psycogeek I'd like to see someones account cleared out with 2 button presses and only that.
You have ATM's in america right?
That's still the one of the biggest causes of fraud over here, not online payments, not bank transfers or C&P transactions...
 
seriously, remember when credit cards came out, the endless advertising on how Secure they would make you. now that is all the crooks want from you.
before that it was the checks that would make you secure, so now you believe that a robot making a transaction is the most secure, when in reality, we have lost security at each progression.
go to the bank see the dudes logging into your account At The Bank itself, but going through the web to do so? does that make any sence?
an array of employees (that we all trust right) have the keys to all your cash, thousands of them.
 
Where did the idea of the robot making transactions come from?
Over here my money upto 75k (haha i wish I had 75k) is protected legally
so yeah, i trust the banks with it, to a point.
I trust C&P far more than I trust a cheque.
And most changes here can't be made without you now entering your pin on your account, even when it's a bank employee making said change
so you have to be physically present, in branch, for them to do something
They can't just go 'I have the power muahahha!'
Also, why do you think that a cheque, which a bank employee could print themselves, sign themselves (they have your signature on the machine remember) and then cash themselves is better than the pin number that only exists inside your head?
 
how many hours were spent explaining how secure BitCoins were before the first million dollers dissapeared
 
lol
those 'robberies' were down to badly run exchanges.
And we are discussing chip and pin and cheques, not bitcoin :/
If you trust your money to some random on the internet, what do you expect.
3 mins ago, by djsmiley2k
Over here my money upto 75k (haha i wish I had 75k) is protected legally
If exchanges were backed by the FSC then I'd prob trust them too.
But they'd have to be far more secure than they currently are.
 
my chip and pin card can be used by anyone at any time., been there done that, just handed them the card, they did not need to know the pin, because the debit card is also a credit card.
 
7:16 AM
@Burgi Yes, I am. Unfortunately that doesn't match my skillset. Thanks for thinking of me though ;p
 
@DavidPostill do you know how to install carpet?
 
@Psycogeek No.
 
ahhh , well neither does anyone here, i discovered the hard way.
how many hundreds of databases are the numbers needed to transfer money from such cards available in? is my cash available in hundreds of databases across the globe?
if someone steals my cash, do i need to get a E-mail to know it is gone ?
if a russian mobster in russia wants to take money from your C&P (copy and paste :-) they dont even need to visit you.
heck they dont even need to leave thier home, were not only making it easy, but were making thieves lazy as all get up :-)
a check (before computer transaction) did not ever actually clear until the bank it was written from decides to fork over that cash, with computer hacking banks, the bank might not even know a transfer of funds was issued.
the credit card data is being stolen off the credit cards , via fake faces on the computers/atms. thousands of cameras (monitored by who knows who) are capturing and recording the Pin numbers.
Enter Self-Checkout, where cameras monitor every person and every transaction, including every pin entry.
RFID has made the data for transactions "AirBorn" , the only thing close to that with cash, is a big wind blowing all your cash down the street :-)
 
7:46 AM
turns out that there two levels of login on OSX
first to disable the encryption, second to log on to the network
nobody has left the password for disabling the encryption
 
Bob
@Burgi ...wat
afaik macos doesn't FDE unless you explicitly enable it
and there's no network logon either
unless you're doing something like ad integration
 
yes we have AD integration
@Bob we don't have many technically minded people here and they tend to "next" through everything
 
8:07 AM
too real. I live in california, and i can't throw empty latex paint cans in the garbage, (really) they have to go to a hazerdous waste facility.
This week we were taking trash to the dump, and a big sign informs that if i put green waste in my housold dump run, I can be fined.
I have been calling them dump nazis
 
Ugh. Back when I set up my first AD, I read that you should never use the root of your domain for the directory and that you should always use a subdomain. Otherwise, you'd run into "issues". So I've always done that. Until the last time, where I asked myself "Why?"
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Q: Preventing domain controller from adding A/AAAA for domain root

Oliver SalzburgI have set up the domain contoso.com. The domain controllers in the domain are also the DNS servers within the network. When users try to resolve contoso.com, they receive the A/AAAA records of the domain controllers. However, we want contoso.com to resolve to a different address (the web server...

I guess I'll soon learn "Why" :(
 
I'm lead to believe that being in the State of California has been known to cause cancer. Therefore the State should carry a warning. — Burgi 59 secs ago
 
@Burgi You ("I'm lead") should carry a warning as well as lead also causes cancer.
 
to top it off, I filled my minivan with legal proper household trash, and they wanted $68, and then told me next time (because he calculated it wrongly) it will cost me $86.
less than 10 years ago, same dump run would be $15-24
 
Well if USAians were to produce less trash ... ;p
 
8:17 AM
Buying short term crap from china , your going to pay for it comming and going.
 
@DavidPostill heh!!
what the actual fuck....
pineapples don't grow on trees
who knew that?
stunned
my minion dropped that bombshell on me first thing
 
@Burgi Is lead the right verb form there? Should it not be led instead?
 
@jokerdino lol. don't spoil my followup ;p
 
:P
 
oh lead, lets not even go there, they Banned me from being able to paint the outside of my stucco with lead and mercury based paints, just in case some child starts chewing on the outside of my house. we can't even buy oil based paints anymore for who knows what reason.
On the other hand, just Try and find a set of dinner plates , that (made in china) dont have lead (Pb) in them.
 
8:28 AM
@jokerdino meh! its not like i'm a native speaker or anything
 
@Burgi ah right, my bad. It's understandable that people make mistakes in unfamiliar territories.
 
i was joking
 
And so was I?
lead/led but read/read.. English is not easy and thanks for confirming it.
 
8:42 AM
Honorable mention: red
 
8:53 AM
@Burgi they are odd plants
On the other hand papayas do
 
the artichoke is a weird one too, looks like a huge Weed.
 
9:19 AM
apparently banana plants "walk"
2
 
9:32 AM
towards the water or the light?
 
he was in columbia , enough of some of those plants, everything walks :-)
 
Dog
10:05 AM
SEX
Cats or dogs, I don't care, I swing both ways
 
o.O
i wonder if the minion would be offended if i left a ton of garlic on his desk on monday
 
Dog
@Burgi Now why on earth would you do that
 
@Burgi or hangry.....
 
@Dog he looks like a baby vampire and he is Transylvanian
 
Dog
10:20 AM
@Burgi Oh
So basically as an offensive prank
 
more like obvious rather than offensive
 
What's a baby vampire look like?!
 
Hello. Any one ever played surround sound via their USB before?
 
Dog
WTF why is lmgtfy in ukranian and my google is in saudi arabian
@MyDaftQuestions Yes
 
10:32 AM
@Dog... Does it mean 5.1 or virtual 5.1 do you know?
or should I say, can it play 5.1 and not virtual 5.1
 
Dog
@MyDaftQuestions Yes
 
Dog, do you want to answer superuser.com/questions/1139890/… and get some points?
I mean you've already kinda given me the answer so ...
 
Dog
@MyDaftQuestions No
 
as you wish :)
 
Dog
Your question is daft
 
10:34 AM
of course
 
Dog
What a daft question. — qasdfdsaq 6 secs ago
 
10:54 AM
mis-read the question, sorry @Dog
 
Dog
Lol, what did you think it said?
 
also why are you @Dog here and @qasdfdsaq on SU?
 
Dog
@Burgi Woof?
The secret of rapid name switching... basically you can have different names on different SU sites and pick which one to associate your chat account with
Right now I'm:
Heh
That cat face
In a suit
Suits him perfectly
 
does that mean your profiles are not linked across the network?
 
Dog
@Burgi Yup
Whoever designed this system I don't know, it's stupid but hey, it's exploitable
 
11:05 AM
@Dog I think they're aware but there's few folks childish enough to exploit it
 
Dog
@JourneymanGeek Blame Brazilian guy for teaching it to me
And he's a room owner!
 
@Dog buuuut its usually obvious its him, and he dosen't abuse it to the same level you do
 
I'm surprised you haven't got a Drama Potato alias
 
Dog
@Burgi I'm a cat not a potato
Arf, just realised I've been unemployed nearly 3 months now. Kinda making a dent on my finances :-/
The black line being "Overall balance", can you guess where I quit my job?
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek bl tonight?
 
Dog
11:11 AM
Hint it's near where the slow steady decline into oblivion starts.
 
Bob
say, after your dinner?
 
@Bob yup
 
Bob
@Dog :(
 
Dog
@Bob But on the positive side, I have enough data samples to accurately predict where that line will tend toward zero!
 
@Dog hey i linked a job yesterday and nobody was interested...
 
11:16 AM
Where you get the graph, self logging?
@Burgi no one wants your job :D
 
Dog
@Burgi It was in Manchester
@djsmiley2k Moneydashboard.com (I used to do self logging, then I got lazy)
 
Not sure how that matters
 
Dog
Financial planning using MSPaint!
Worst case scenario I'll be broke by July next year. Best case I'll last till Feb 2018
I guess I'll start worrying about getting a job in March 2018
 
lol
Why not go for the job in manchester?
you're not living in a seperate country yet.
 
Dog
@djsmiley2k I don't live in Manchester
 
11:20 AM
You're homeless afaik
 
Dog
Apart from slightly faster internet I see no advantage to living in Manchester
 
There's a job there?
 
Dog
@djsmiley2k Last time I moved to another city for a job I hated it for two years and then quit just to move back. So not repeating that again
 
Dog
TBH it's a linux sysadmin job, why does it even have a location
If a linux sysadmin can't do 99% of his job remotely from anywhere in the world he's not worth his salt
Especially when it's mostly "installing documentation"
Holy crap Manchester is a long way away, it's like over twice as far as Carlisle, it's nearly london
 
11:23 AM
lol
yeah agree but businesses like employees they can see, or something :/
 
Dog
@djsmiley2k I don't like being seen
 
K i'm going to stop trying to be helpful now because I can't be bothered.
 
Dog
>_<
I don't need help, I'm a CAT. I just need food and to win the lottery.
 
lol, that's true for us all
I'm scared of what that site will show if I put my details in
Also, I'm scared of putting my details in
 
Dog
@djsmiley2k Oh, don't bother, the site sucks
 
11:26 AM
but pretty graph to wave at the wife
'LOOK STOP SPENDING MONEY'
 
Dog
@djsmiley2k lol
I think it only preloads the last 30 or 60 days when you sign up, and you have to wait for the rest.
 
that's enough
 
Dog
One day I'll go back to my own self-logging which goes back 10 years
 
might be worth an interview
shrug
plus the email is speculative with little detail on the actual role
 
Dog
Hm it was an email?
Is this in your company?
 
11:38 AM
no
it was a recruiter
 
Dog
Oh
Why don't you go for it?
Seeing as how many times you complained you wanted to quit your current job :-P
 
I'm still waiting on Cisco, sigh
 
Dog
Waiting on them for what?
 
An interview once they got positions open
Or rather, another interview
 
Dog
Ah
 
11:45 AM
@Dog not my skillset
 
Dog
@Burgi Ah
 
i've got over the major issues with this job (i invented policies and put professionalism into the role)
 
@Dog er, wut?
 
Heay guys
 
11:51 AM
> 8. “I got a bit tipsy last night.” – I drank 17 pints and then punched a police horse.
LOL
 
Dog
> 16. “You look like you had fun last night!” – You look like you slept in a bin.
 
> 15. “I’m a tad poorly.” – Kill me.
isn't "tad" american?
> 31. “Did I give you enough cash?” – Give me my change. Now.
 
does someone know why anyone would downvote this?
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Q: Does a x86 computer use the pci bus and pci protocols to access memory?

JunagaAfter viewing lspci -k: 00:00.0 Host bridge: Intel Corporation Xeon E3-1200 v3/4th Gen Core Processor DRAM Controller (rev 06) Subsystem: CLEVO/KAPOK Computer Device 5455 00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Intel Corporation 4th Gen Core Processor Integrated Graphics Controller (rev 06) S...

I don't think its off topic I mistakenly posted it in unix&Linux and then asked to migrate it. And the somehow what top 5 most rep user put it here
 
the DV might have happened on U&L. I think they carry across
 
nope
the guy who migrated it even upvoted it
it had +1 after appearing here
._. I am just sad
 
11:57 AM
shrug looks ok to me
don't let internet points get you down
 
@Junaga It has a close vote for being unclear
Probably was downvoted for the same reason
 

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