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Uncreative Name

!!> ['hello', 'world'].join(' ')

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName "hello world"

Uncreative Name

!!c> ['hello', 'world'].join ' '

ChatBot John Cavil

12:42 AM

@UncreativeName "hello world"

Uncreative Name

!!/ban

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName Registered; need 1 more to execute

Uncreative Name

!!/die

!!/summon

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Uncreative Name

!!/unsummon

!!/help

ChatBot John Cavil

12:49 AM

@UncreativeName Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

Uncreative Name

!!/summon help

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Uncreative Name

What is summon and die ?

Can I kill someone trough the internet ? :p

!!/help help

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName help: Fetches documentation for given command, or general help article. /help [cmdName]

Uncreative Name

!!/help die

ChatBot John Cavil

12:50 AM

@UncreativeName die: Kills me :(

Uncreative Name

!!/help summon

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName Command summon does not exist.

Uncreative Name

!!/help unsummon

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName Command unsummon does not exist.

Uncreative Name

!!/help spec

ChatBot John Cavil

12:51 AM

@UncreativeName spec: Find a section in the ES5 spec

Uncreative Name

!!/listen a

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Uncreative Name

!!/help listen

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName listen: Forwards the message to my ears (as if called without the /)

Uncreative Name

!!/listen help

ChatBot John Cavil

12:53 AM

@UncreativeName Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

Uncreative Name

!!/evel 4+6

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: eval, evil

!!/eval 4+6

@UncreativeName 10

!!/eval 4&&6

12:54 AM

@UncreativeName 6

Uncreative Name

!!/eval C16

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName "ReferenceError: C16 is not defined"

!!/eval 4||6

@UncreativeName 4

!!eval 4%2

12:57 AM

@UncreativeName 0

Uncreative Name

!!eval True&&True

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName "ReferenceError: True is not defined"

!!eval 1&&1

@UncreativeName 1

!!eval 1||1

12:58 AM

@UncreativeName 1

Uncreative Name

!!evel 1XOR1

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: eval, evil

Bob

o.O

!!evil

ChatBot John Cavil

@Bob this is a message reply

Bob

uh.

Uncreative Name

12:59 AM

!!evil

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName this is a message reply

!!eval 0&0

@UncreativeName 0

!!eval 0|1

@UncreativeName 1

1:00 AM

that reminds me

@allq did you migrate the bot to the new server yet?

@ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ ^

!!eval 1|1

@UncreativeName 1

and, if you did, any chance I can get access to it? :P

Uncreative Name

!!eval 1^1

ChatBot John Cavil

1:01 AM

@UncreativeName 0

Uncreative Name

!!/listen I finally made XOR

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Bob

@UncreativeName you do realise your browser has a perfectly good JS console? please stop spamming pointless bot commands

Uncreative Name

Oh

Sorry

Bob

I mean, we don't mind some experimentation, but three pages of evals is a bit much :P

Uncreative Name

1:03 AM

regexp: /bitch/

!!regexp: /bitch/

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Bob

especially when you're just trying out basic JS math

Uncreative Name

!!text

ChatBot John Cavil

@UncreativeName That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: test

Michael Frank

@Bob deaf ears, eh?

Bob

1:07 AM

There's a lot of Harry Potter questions on scifi.se recently. And on the hot network questions list.

Michael Frank

@Bob Yeah, I've just been through 8 pages (50 Qs per page) of question son sicif.se... Sorta bored here at work haha

Bob

@MichaelFrank I've just been refreshing every few minutes for HNQs :P

trying to stay on the it-related sites, cause that at least looks work-related :P

Bob

1:36 AM

> ... there is always a well-known solution to every human problem -- neat, plausible, and wrong.

Michael Frank

1:49 AM

@Bob Yea, I pretty much read every LoTR question in the top 400 questions by vote. :P

Michael Frank

2:51 AM

38

Q: Implement the Game of Life on anything but a regular grid

Conway's Game of Life is (almost) always played on a regular square grid, but it doesn't need to be. Write a program that implements the standard cell neighboring rules from Conway's Game of Life on a two-dimensional tiling of the Euclidean plane that is not a regular tiling of squares, triangle...

cool!

Journeyman Geek

3:11 AM

Exam today ;p

Michael Frank

Bob

@JourneymanGeek Good luck!

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

3:34 AM

@Bob nope

DemCodeLines

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

@MichaelFrank not very powerful OR logical!

Bob

3:47 AM

@ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ how long are you keeping Hetzner for?

Michael Frank

4:03 AM

So... all I've done all afternoon is fix Clipart for some guy that loves Age of Empires 2.

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

4:23 AM

@Bob as long as needed to migrate everything.

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@Bob most optimistic episode of ACI ever

Bob

5:39 AM

@ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ that image looks scary

incidentally, I decided to take an aviation safety course as gened :P

Bob

7:04 AM

The guy who answered the toaster question has 6 consecutive days of repcaps, and he's on track for a 7th :P

Michael Frank

7:33 AM

@Bob What about the guy that asked the question?

Bob

@MichaelFrank Only four days consec :\

@JourneymanGeek urgh... the xiaomi was the one that arrived on that undelivered package

gonna have to go pick it up tomorrow

Journeyman Geek

oh, the battery pack?

Bob

ya

also, Watch_Dogs is $16 now...

Michael Frank

...aren't Xiaomi in the media at the moment for having data privacy issues?

Bob

shrug data privacy issues with a battery pack?

Michael Frank

7:37 AM

mobile.slashdot.org/story/14/08/09/220243/…

Bob

I don't really care what shit they get up to with their phones, tbh

Michael Frank

mobile? what? I'm on my desktop...

Bob

:P

@MichaelFrank category, not site

Michael Frank

ohrite ._.

Bob

@MichaelFrank that headline and post sound sensationalist as fuck

Michael Frank

7:41 AM

Yeah, the same thing was/is being said about Huawei.

o.O You can buy Spotify gift cards.

Bob

@MichaelFrank ...yea, I think @allq wanted to rope me into it with one :P

ChatBot John Cavil

@ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ ^

Bob

I ended up signing up anyway :P

Journeyman Geek

8:06 AM

@MichaelFrank: they have some service that sends information to their servers to bypass SMS and stuff

@Bob 0_0

steam?

Bob

9:43 AM

@JourneymanGeek thebluedroid.com

Journeyman Geek

10:02 AM

ahh

Bob

I might buy it.

But UPlay...

gah

decisions, decisions

Bob

11:15 AM

These Samsung MicroSD cards... "temperature proof"

...so... can i chuck it in a fire?

Journeyman Geek

12:56 PM

@Bob the steam version fires up uplay anyway

Bob

1:58 PM

@JourneymanGeek eh, still better :P

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

3:11 PM

I'm sick :(

Hennes

:(

That Brazilian Guy

3:27 PM

@ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ Get better soon.

Hennes

I want one of these:

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

3:53 PM

@Hennes macro USB lol

Hennes

I want some mega macro USB.

Also not quite sure that the "Floppy/IDE/2.5/SCSI is supposed to be".

2.5 what?

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

I could use a floppy to diesel fuel converter

in: old obsolete useless floppies

out: useful fossil fuels

Hennes

That Brazilian Guy

4:08 PM

@ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ Useless? But what about the dozens of perfectly new boxes of floppies we have at work?

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

@ThatBrazilianGuy they'll make good diesel fuel

or, you know, ethernet packets

That Brazilian Guy

Diesel. Bah. Consumerist capitalist.

1.44 MB packets? That would be... less than optimal.

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

@ThatBrazilianGuy some very high SNR 10G ethernet links use gigabyte packet sizes :D

low overhead

Canadian Luke

Morning all

That Brazilian Guy

@CanadianLuke Bom dia!

Canadian Luke

4:17 PM

I assume that's a salutation...

So hi!

That Brazilian Guy

@CanadianLuke translate.google.com/#auto/en/Bom%20dia

...aaaaaaaand it's inaccurate.

@CanadianLuke Actually, I must confess I am in fact Indonesian.

Canadian Luke

LMAO what?

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

@ThatBrazilianGuy Why, milk pie to you too!

That Brazilian Guy

Yeah, TIL "good morning" in Portuguese == "Bomb him" in Indonesian.

Gotta keep that in mind in my next trip to Asia.

@ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ pastel de leche? Qué tontería es esto?!

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

4:47 PM

@ThatBrazilianGuy why did you break into Spanish?

does becoming Indonesian make you forget your Portuguese?

I know it's not Portuguese because there aren't enough "m", "x" and "z" in there

That Brazilian Guy

@ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ "maximização".

Journeyman Geek

@ThatBrazilianGuy don't you guys run your cars on booze? ;p

That Brazilian Guy

@JourneymanGeek Sugar cane alcohol. We can drive and drink caipirinhas simultaneously.

Journeyman Geek

;p

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

@ThatBrazilianGuy there you go!

lol @ thought of ThatIndonesianGuy

Chanakyapuri

Chanakyapuri is an affluent neighborhood and diplomatic enclave established in the 1950s in New Delhi, and located 14 km from Indira Gandhi International Airport. Chanakyapuri translates to the City of Chanakya, and is named for the third century BC Maurya advisor and prime minister. It plays host to the majority of foreign embassies in India, and is home to many staff members of these consulates. Chanakyapuri was also developed as official residences for both politicians and civil servants to the Union Government. As such, it has numerous parks and open spaces, and suffers few utility disruptions...

ate Dal Bukhara out of a pack, shipped from there :-)

Canadian Luke

5:20 PM

Shortest program ever

Journeyman Geek

amusingly, I just had a chunk of home made focassia.

ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

@JourneymanGeek how was it?

Journeyman Geek

5:39 PM

excellent as always ;p

(also, its the first time we've made it in the new oven)

Its the middle of the night, I was hungry, and I had coffee after 6, so I can't sleep ;p

Boris_yo

5:51 PM

Do you make these waffles?

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ÃŁŁǫǛȉЖΦΤїҪ

6:16 PM

@JourneymanGeek your caretakers should get puppy sleep pills for you

Journeyman Geek

lol

I really should stay away from caffeine after 6 lo

else this happens

That Brazilian Guy

7:07 PM

@CanadianLuke bernardbelanger.com/computing/NaDa

> What is NaDa™ ?
NaDa™ is a simple document that will make you feel good.
NaDa™ does not take much space on a hard disk drive, it is only 1 byte.
NaDa™ does nothing and does it in a very efficient way.
NaDa™ does not waste precious processor cycles because it is actually doing nothing.
NaDa™ does not use any memory.

> Requirements
You need a computer.

(But NaDa™ does nothing on a cellphone too.)

Canadian Luke

znivr

Nice*

That Brazilian Guy

> NaDa™ 0.9 was a system software extension for the Macintosh, but the new improved NaDa™ 0.5 is just a document of 1 byte for all Operating Systems. You don't have to restart your computer for installation. NaDa™ 0.0 should be released by the end of the year.

Psycogeek

Is it Open source?

That Brazilian Guy

7:22 PM

Legal Notes
NaDa™ is Freeware. You may use it at no cost. However, it is not public domain.
NaDa™ is Copyright © 2000-2004 by Bernard Bélanger / NaDa_system. All rights reserved. Obtain permission before redistributing this software over the Internet or in any other medium.You expressly acknowledge and agree that use of NaDa™ is at your exclusive risk. NaDa™, and any related files are provided “AS IS” and without any warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchant ability and fitness for a particular purpose.

Psycogeek

sounds good, but does it mine all my data , track my every action, and send that data to huge corporations bent on world domination?

Canadian Luke

@Psycogeek Only the author can tell, since it's closed source ;)

That Brazilian Guy

@Psycogeek Nah, it was made before smartphones and social networks became popular (and everything is an app (that tracks you))

@CanadianLuke Yeah, maybe it's a 70K line code with a really, really good and optimized compiler.

Canadian Luke

Obviously, run it in Virtual Box with a NAT'd network card, and run Wireshark to see how much info leaves your VM!

That Brazilian Guy

I opened it in vim, there's just a ^M in it!

Psycogeek

7:34 PM

oh the microcode multisystem rootkit?

Michael Frank

8:50 PM

man... managing bills is such a pain.

user2162942

Hello

Anyone here a web expert?

Michael Frank

I can use the web :B

@user2162942 Just ask your question, if we can answer it we will. :)

user2162942

9:07 PM

Ok, I have this website that I'm helping to develop: cutediys.com

The menu at the top of the screen first comes in stacked then changes into a real menu,

How can I solve this?

@Micha

@MichaelFrank

Michael Frank

I don't know if it's just the browser I'm using.. but the source code is in serious need of linebreaks. It's almost unreadable.

Anyway, the issue is probably because you have the menu in a list <li> which means that it will appear as a list in that <div> until the CSS kicks in. On a fast browser/connection it may be unnoticed to a developer.

@user2162942 Mind you, I have very little experience with web dev.

user2162942

The source code is just minified to be like that.

I tried hard coding the css into the HTML, but it didn't work either.

Michael Frank

maybe just <div> each menu item instead of using them in a list?

barlop

11:38 PM

unbelievable.. I go to fix somebody's computer, it's slow. I remove some programs, it speeds up. It's XP. I restart it, and I get a hal.dll error I cannot image it because it says MFT is corrupt

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