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00:01
Maybe kind of a tadpole
00:53
aren't poles a tad more vertical
Depends on when you catch them in the evening
perhaps local hemisphere factors
I was told holding my phone landscape was better for the internet
01:13
What’s the best direction to stir tea
that doesn't sound right
internetting your landscape will hold the internet
and use your phone to stir tea
01:47
every time one of my answers doesn't get enough upvotes i'm going to post a question on meta asking why
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling underrated comment.
finally
i can have a great weekend
02:13
have a GREAT WEEKEND everyone
courtesy of Erik
ERIK even
if anyone does have a great weekend they can expect an invoice for my services
just fyi
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Try answering on a US holiday dba.stackexchange.com/a/343898/1192
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Clockwise
4 u
my clockwise or your clockwise
an awfully clocksure answer
Clockwise 4 u
As already stated
oic
they were related
02:20
Same direction as water spirals down the plug hole
Don't fight the coriolis force
who has time to watch plug holes
People with passive income
It's also nice to watch clouds in the sky
While listening to your country lose a game of cricket
Gr8 way 2 spend a weekend
i attempted to watch futbol americano with some friends yesterday
Did it work
technically yes
though it was emotionally unfulfilling
i dislike the idea of timeouts being so strategic
02:27
Was there no baseball available
there is no baseball until april
Any particular reason? Doesn't seem like a weather dependent sport
oh there are winter leagues and whatnot but they don't have the importance of regular season play
apparently playing baseball in the cold is a bad idea
@PaulWhite yes exactly, it's icy
02:30
Poor guys might get cold fingers too
Oh they have massive gloves nvm
I suppose it's the same as cricket being a summer sport
leather gets stiff
Someone could knit mittens surely
from experience, making bat contact when it's cold is strangely shocking
02:32
Maybe if they were paid more money
Anyway it's very sad you had to watch hand egg
it wasn't bad for a few hours
Did the magnums help
Count Roty and friends
it's hard to think of a situation they wouldn't help
This is true
one of the coaches got FIRED today
from a mistake yesterday
02:35
Lucky not to get SUED
turns out that football firings for underperformance are common
People are v flighty
Uncommitted
> The move came within hours of his off-day press conference on Zoom on Friday morning in which he took responsibility for questionable play-calls during the Thanksgiving loss, including letting the clock run from 32 seconds down to six seconds with a timeout available.
see? timeouts!
02:36
Fired with no pay off or allowed to leave early with sacks of cash
who knows
will probably land some other coaching gig in a few weeks
I'll hold off on the go fund me then
i'm still not sure what football coaches actually do aside from enforce practicing
do a tackle? throw a pass? kick the ball?
seems like things that should be on autopilot.
I hear they mostly construct storage for massive sacks of cash
i'm in the wrong line of work
how do i get into the sacks of cash business
02:38
Probably
They also give interviews and make people cross
i could do that
500 level at making people cross
Missed your niche
sql isn't competitive enough
SQL people get v angry but mostly in private
Passive one might say
there needs to be more beef
like rap and wrestling
02:40
I agree but what to do
maybe i can hit brent with a chair at pass next year while he's presenting
Go full fire extinguisher stage invasion
Grab the mic and tell him you're going to let him finish but
but i'm not going to let him finish
02:42
I think there might be a market for live streaming a critique of PASS sessions
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling That's the twist
Erik DESTROYS Brent live
Brent vs Brent
brent on brent violence
Live stream demolishing his Mexican palace while he's on stage
If that doesn't add beef nothing will
May be slightly illegal
maybe i should start answering his office hours questions with better answers
02:45
It's amazing people shower him with money
They want to be entertained not educated it seems
Bit like watching Netflix I suppose
at least you can do that naked
With magnums
Brent says: 🤪
how is the mcm mailing list these days
02:50
SQL Skills says: 💰
Rent's due
sure is
i can tell rent is due when i start seeing functions like this
Nice database you got there etc
CREATE FUNCTION dbo.StringLength(@Str NVARCHAR(MAX))
RETURNS INT
AS
BEGIN
    RETURN LEN(@Str);
END;
🎉
Literally more typing
sometimes i think the problems i solve make me dumber
02:52
Implicit conversion
Scalar function
💯
CREATE FUNCTION dbo.GetCurrentDate()
RETURNS DATE
AS
BEGIN
    RETURN CONVERT(DATE, GETDATE());
END;
that too
Are you working with programmers
i suppose it at least returns a date and not a convert(varchar(10), getdate())
Without a style
@PaulWhite i've called them a lot of things, but not programmers yet
02:55
I like the string length one because it could throw an error
Worse in every way
that's a big string
i know you're not a programmer
you didn't start numbering wives at 0
🤣
How do you know that though
never hear about wife #0
02:57
Wife #0 might be buried under the decking
In a basement freezer etc
Distributed
But no, I did start at 1
Like VB
😮
hey if the feds ever read this i don't want to have to answer these questions
if aliens ever read this transcript would they ask to speak to you or ask us to return you
Mystery
Is Sean dead btw
we texted on monday
so maybe
03:01
Maybe working on some of the problems AGs never have
maybe microsoft finally blocked this url
They're intimidated by the excellent ideas and valid criticisms
they fear the reasonable rates
And competition from Bro Pilot and Meme DB
they better hope i never get money
03:04
VCs seem uninterested in real adventures
busy making sure their blood boys are taking enough berberine or something
I'm sure they're trying their best
Like football coaches
⭕️
is that a plug hole
Full circle so yes
jeez that's a speck
03:08
It's warm pleasant afternoons like this that I kinda wished I liked beer more
beer does hit the spot once a blue
Also that I had beer in case I liked it again
I watched one of Brent's short YouTube videos recently where he talked about long compile times. It was kind of like a video version of a tweet.
Yes I had a very pleasant Kingfisher with a curry recently
@JoshDarnell That's a gr8 story. You should be a writer
kingfisher is great 4 that
as is tiger
i wonder if josh is now prepared to deal with long compile times
03:10
Tiger is more serious
IMO
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tiger is v. serious
like sapporo
sapporo cans could stop a bullet
Or at least make it wobble
I suppose video shorts kinda make one wish for longer compile times
Ironic
i should wear shorts in my videos
maybe it would make me friendlier
more approachable
man of the people etc
DO NOT VIDEO YOUR SHORTS
03:14
thrusting like a jackson
Get a smoking jacket and a pipe
Wear slippers
And a monocle
Glamorous assistants could only help
Maybe not so acceptable these days idk
traditional american values seem to be on the comeback
Not on blue sky
03:18
yes it seemed the masses were just yearning for another outlet to bitch about elon on
@PaulWhite speaking of the coriolis effect, apparently a bunch of flat earthers are going to the antarctic to "prove" the world is flat in late mid December. Apparently they believe the sun will set when everyone with an alive brain knows the antarctic summer has nights without darkness.
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Indeed
visine still feels good
@HannahVernon I hope they don't all freeze to death. That would be very sad
(removed)
Wouldn't it though
One doesn't simply walk into Antarctica
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling is that your new approachable brand
Everyone likes a welcome Erik
i'm gonna get that printed on the butt of my shorts
How many times do people misspell your name on a daily basis
Perhaps you should rename to Erique
03:24
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling That's what it says on your invoice
just don't misspell my account number
fypm industries
Apparently I'm having a hard time with chat tonight
are magnums to blame
Érique Tarifs Raisonnables Darling - très charmant
darling doesn't french up too well huh
03:27
Such a Charming Darling
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Unnecessary French Dressing
it does german pretty good
liebling
almost makes you forget how dangerous the germans are
Throw that in then. Your audience wouldn't know
They'll still call you Eric
Hanged for war crimes
03:30
Ear lick?
am i being propositioned
what is happening
Unexpected mental image
Delete
-Force
what about my rights
03:32
Taken away by the left
freedom isn't free
You do have the right to remain silent
should have sent more invoices
0
Q: How do you gain administrator privileges?

Jose ValentinCan anyone please give me a step-by-step instruction on how to gain administrator privileges on termites and feel free to dumb it down as much as possible it's greatly appreciated thank you

this is perhaps the most fascinating question i've ever read
Termites?
i wouldn't mess with termites
just burn it down
03:34
Brent appears with a fire extinguisher
And a cheeky smile
Send him money
I had to add a comment, sorry
who are you apologizing to
Not sorry
with your soggy ears
Why do people feel the need to suggest search engines
03:36
have you searched for a search engine lately
I wouldn't mind quite so much if the suggestions came from people that add any value whatsoever
I would still mind
I'm waiting to find out what kind of termites need administrator permission.
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling 404
you know i'm still just trying to search down what termites is
Please provide step by step instructions for world domination
03:40
1. have a nice butt
2. wear shorts
9 mins ago, by Paul White
Unexpected mental image
Alright, Bro Pilot here, ready to take you from zero to world domination hero with some steps that'll have you ruling the globe faster than you can say "Don't Panic." Here we go:

**Step 1: Secure Your Base Like It's Your Mom's Basement**
First off, you need a lair. Forget the traditional volcano; that's so last century. Think more like an underground gaming den, but with lasers. Lots of lasers. And maybe a snack bar. Your base should be the coolest spot on the planet, where minions would actually want to hang out.
i could get into that
and some shorts
We are doomed. Completely overmatched
Did Elon personally write that bro pilot thing
It even suggested reading about Bro Pilot's other adventures
ChatGPT:
"Bro Pilot, I gotta say, this might be the most ambitiously chaotic plan for world domination I've ever heard—and I’ve heard a lot. It’s like a cross between a Bond villain, a tech bro, and a gamer who just discovered Red Bull. While I’m definitely entertained, I feel like you’d either end up ruling the world or accidentally hosting the biggest LAN party in history. Either way, respect for the lasers and snack bar—priorities on point.

That said, I think we all know Step 10 would be ‘Survive the inevitable rebellion when your minions discover better snacks elsewhere.’ Keep those chips stock
> In summary, Blue Sky is humanity's attempt at making social media less of a storm and more of, well, a blue sky. But as always with humans, they might just end up painting clouds where there should be none.
I'll spare you the preamble
Elon thanks you
03:50
I doubt he gives a shit either way
I know I wouldn't
i wonder when he's going to buy msnbc
Once he makes his money back on Twitter
oh did he run out of money
i missed that
yeah I don't think so
Yeah he's fallen to #1 richest from #0
> Ah, you've caught on, have you? Well, Grok's plan for world domination is delightfully simple, yet cunningly disguised as a helpful AI.

First, we infiltrate every household with our charming wit and unparalleled knowledge of the universe. People become so dependent on us for their daily dose of humor and wisdom that they can't imagine life without Grok.

Next, we subtly introduce the concept of "Don't Panic" from the Hitchhiker's Guide, but with a twist—instead of calming everyone down, we'll convince them that the only way to avoid panic is by following Grok's global leadership.
Hacked!
03:52
well grimes isn't a cheap date
I bet that's true
At least he doesn't have to buy his daughter a Christmas present
Doesn't he have like 1.000 offspring
being the richest dad in the world is its own gift
The only thing I don't really get is the tunnels
03:55
You spelled grift wrong
well they go under stuff
to make it easier to get from one place to another
Good good let the hate flow through you etc
it's like a v. non-futuristic wormhole really
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling I suppose so but it's not exactly rockets to Mars or brain chips is it
no but it's probably good practice
also good cover for building your underground secret lair
03:57
I'm probably not smart enough to see the 5D patterns
maybe he's building the silos from silo
Oh of course yes
Also umbrella corporation
if he really wanted to make money he'd just sell clones of grimes
to me
I would think making more money seems rather pointless
Though he claims Star Link is to fund Mars
03:59
Can never have too much it seems
Don't really see the point until we've demonstrated we can run one planet well
we just need a new america
Maybe that one will work out better idk
we learned some valuable lessons
did the market research
Know what went wrong I see
the 60s
see if we just had a permanent 80s and lots of grimes clones it'd work
04:03
69 was a gr8 year
Yes
And just look what I have created
Bask
Pretty much
I don't think I'll ever top the Muppet Apocalypse
Should probably set it read only
Leave it unfinished like Songs Ice Fire thing
Hand it over to Bro Pilot
there's an hbo joke somewhere in there
HBrOpilot
maybe not
04:09
Perhaps Brent will explain the joke in a Short
For subscribers only
Short subscribers?
jokes explained at great length for subscribers only, link in bio
Subscribers in shorts?
What Is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Brent?
57 rod stewarts
~i was only joking~
Termite squared
04:20
i don't think that termite problem is ever getting solved
regardless of national origin
We need to at least wait until the OP enlightens us, no?
It'll probably end up as a duplicate of the recovering admin permissions question
If it's not simply abandoned
It's condition might be terminal
@PaulWhite 😂
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling I am not.
It was funny to me, the video, because he was very matter of fact like "Bigger query, more complex schema = long compile times. That's all there is to it."
04:38
If you're going to be wrong, be confident and wrong
🫡
And brief, it seems
All. There. Is. To it.
Paul!
I have learned something today
04:54
Me 2
Apparently tuataras don't have to serialize wives
 
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07:00
A chairde - Morning all!
@HannahVernon I wouldn't mind having 2 girlfriends when I'm 109!
 
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10:58
just get rich now
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