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10:00 PM
I don't come to this chatroom for fights and violence. Enough of that all around.
 
i'm just referencing a historical event
 
Which historical event was that?
 
arnold vs bourbaki, you know that one of course
 
I do?
 
arnold kept ranting off on a bourbaki seminar how french mathematics is bad for kids because someone said 2 + 3 = 3 + 2
 
10:02 PM
It's not really a fair fight, given Bourbaki is actually ~10 people
 
yeah lmao
 
This being said, Arnold is a bodybuilder, so ..
 
LOL
 
Well, since I have written a whole paper justifying what Arnold said in a few lines dismissively ...
 
imagine this Arnold complaining that Gromov was too sloppy a mathematician as a postdoc student of Rokhlin
imagine if you had to justify Gromov's writing then
 
10:05 PM
I actually have read very little of Gromov's, surprisingly.
 
otoh I love how Eliashberg writes
the most precise out of the russian gang
Eliashberg-Mishachev and Eliashberg-Cieliebeck are both beautiful books
 
is otoh "on the one hand" or "on the other hand" ?
 
"On"
 
on the one hand it is "on the one hand" but on the other hand, sometimes it is "on the other hand"
 
explodes, then implodes
 
10:09 PM
in short otoh it is "otoh" but otoh it is sometimes "otoh"
otoh can be used otoh as otoh but otoh as otoh as well
Buffalo buffalo buffalo BuffOTOH IS OTOH OTOH BUT OTOH OTOH AS WELL
 
puts a Balarka on ignore
 
I think I broke him
 
@Astyx: So we send you to the corner for timeout.
 
10:26 PM
looks like I came in just in time...
 
For demolition?
 
I'm not really sure what I'm in for
but looks like Balarka had finally lost it.
 
I'm not too worried.
 
I knew topology wasn't good for you
 
Not much is, these days.
 
10:32 PM
Topology is cool
I blame this on probability
 
full discolsure - I am a big fan of topology, and Balarka
 
Brainwashed by Sylvain :P
 
I think it started with his Gromov
 
I think about mathematics differently when I'm 1) at my computer (with pen and paper), 2) while walking, 3) while in the shower, 4) while at a whiteboard (where I also don't have access to the internet). 5) when writing a document for others to read, |6 and 7) when writing a non-beamer talk, and when writing a beamer talk.

I was wondering how people feel about this (no specific question comes to mind)
 
I mean I told you before - Cappell's lectures are pure poetry
 
10:38 PM
Yes, although it's been decades since I've heard one.
 
Partly it seems strange that I can't use the knowledge that I think differently in these states to benefit my study. When you are writing up an undergraduate thesis, or a short note, you've already been through the primary learning stage. But it feels like only then do you really build a coherent story.

When writing a beamer talk you work out the essentials, and the 'apparent motivation' (which you may not care about lol)
 
@JoeShmo I'm flattered!
@NeverEnoughTime Give an example of how your thoughts regarding mathematics are different during these situations! This seems most interesting
 
I think we all agree that understanding/explaining for ourselves is not at the level of understanding/explaining/teaching others. The latter requires more thought and mastery.
 
For context a student I tutor has trouble answering basically anything without a pen and paper, and can reason things out pretty quickly when he has pen and paper - they asked me how to fix this, and I said that will go away with practice, which I later reflected may not be true (I can't remember if I ever had problems with that)

And let me think of an example
 
To be honest, to be able to reason with a pen and paper is a skill I marvel at.
 
10:45 PM
With or without?
 
With. I reason by flailing around my hands
 
lol
I used to do that too :P
 
how to spot a topologist in the wild
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I discovered that I could write a lot of mathematics and text just typing in LaTeX, but for complicated computations I had to do them ahead on paper.
 
10:47 PM
^if he picks up a doughnut, and tries to drink coffee out of it, you know
 
I'd like to see him pour the coffee in before he tries to drink it.
 
wtf did I just watch
 
Hell if I know.
 
Twin Peaks :)
 
10:54 PM
If I'm at the computer, I dedicate a much smaller amount of time trying to self-solve a problem than I would on a walk. If I can't work something out in like 20 min, I'll try googling around for a paper which answers the problem. So there's a difference in time/effort expended on independent work. I'll try to work things out explicitly, like find examples and such.

When walking I don't (usually) have a pen nor paper, and so explicit examples aren't possible, and I don't pull out my phone to google or anything, so I'll work more abstractly due to those constraints (and probably less precise
Expanding on the whiteboard thing: I always feel that paper isn't big enough, and when I finish a page it feels like the information on that page isn't there any more on the next page (that may or may not make any sense), sort of like erasing a whiteboard. (For context the whiteboard I'm using is massive)
 
Yeah I relate to that whiteboard story. Boards (blackboards, for me) are excellent for jotting down the inherent nonlinearity of thought while doing math.
Pen and paper are oppressive in the sense that writing there always must be linear, it feels.
 
Yeah that's a good point
And working directly into a TeX document slows me down, since I'm too rigid/precise
On a walk I might think stuff that's literally false, but ends up giving me a different perspective
Or motivate me to study something new
 
the linearity of paper is a spook
liberate yourself
 
Like the fact that I think these false things, and don't catch them until I return to try to make them precise, means that they are 'true enough' to pass some low level filter, and there's some underlying actual math lurking nearby
in the depths
 
I walk/pace around vigorously when I am unable to see a picture clearly. It would often be the case that it feels parts of the picture I want to draw are fazed out, and I can't concentrate enough to focus on what's happening in that hazy region of the picture while sitting down. I'll just start wondering about something else
So I stand up and pace around and talk to myself
While making gestures with my hands
 
11:01 PM
OMG my wife takes videos of me when I do that and sends them to the family chat
 
LOL
I also do that, but try not to do it in front of anyone else, since I feel like they'll think I'm putting on an act to look cool or something lol
 
and at the end of every video there's always the look on my face when I realize I am being recorded
 
I have been doing this for ages. My family got used to it
 
Oh yeah, I should say I don't do it in front of anyone I'm not super close to (many of whom do this too)
Like in front of family, or girlfriend, or close math friends, it's fine
 
every normal person talks to himself, folks. nothing to be ashamed of
 
11:03 PM
Yeah whatever gets math done
 
Are you implying no woman is normal?
(joke)
 
You deduced that
 
I also have soundclips for certain kinds of "moves" I have to do to see a picture better. I can't recall one off the top of my head.
 
@JoeShmo But it follows trivially! "being normal implies you're male and you talk to yourself"
 
I think if things become traverse I do a "clicking" noise, to indicate they are perfectly stuck to each other.
 
11:06 PM
@BalarkaSen Ah yeah, I know what you mean, although I also can't recall a precise one
 
Quotienting stuff off is always a "floop"
 
talk to yourself, yes, I fail to see where you brought the male from
 
@JoeShmo "every normal person talks to himself "
 
yes, but that's a figure of speech
 
used as the object of a verb or preposition to refer to a male person or animal previously mentioned as the subject of the clause.
 
11:07 PM
it doesn't necessarily imply the sex of the individual
 
My roommate is a pure algebraist and he paces a lot while scratching his pen on the surface of his notebook, which he holds in his hand
 
It implies the gender (I can't remember if gender is the same as sex or not)
 
I don't know how that works
 
not if youre talking in 3rd person
 
@BalarkaSen Is that a strange way of saying he writes lol
 
11:09 PM
No, no, that's literally what he does
 
@JoeShmo ? I just quoted the definition of 'himself' and it says 'male person or animal previously mentioned as the subject of the clause', and since you said person that rules out animal
 
"X be a scheme and I ideal sheaf" ... scratches a block of ink into the paper for next 30 minutes ... next sentence
 
yes...that's literally himself
but you can still describe a 3rd person without insisting on his gender
even if I spoke about him in masculine
 
I think "they" is the appropriate choice. But who cares.
 
"There is no such thing in English as a singular gender neutral reflexive pronoun"
 
11:12 PM
there's also ze now
 
@BalarkaSen I don't get it still lol
I don't get the block of ink part, you mean they just literally scribble nonsense while thinking?
Like scribble out an actual rectangle of ink
 
Yes, actual rectangle of ink.
Solid rectangle.
 
Ah, I do that when on the phone to people
I just keep scribbling natural patterns, and then scribbling over those. I have no idea why though
 
It's called a doodle :P
 
Yeah but what its purpose is is unknown to me :P
I guess I feel like one should be able to use the knowledge that you reason differently in these different settings to ones advantage
It's not really practical to take a shower several times a day just for that state, or to go for lots of walks. You also can't really give the proper level of effort to preparing a literally useless beamer presentation (i.e. one you won't actually be presenting). Also one can't really put in proper effort to write up an article that won't be read
It makes me feel like you'd do your best work if you were required for whatever reason to give a talk every week, and to write up some notes every week, but there aren't enough people to care about you doing that unless you're a big mathematician already :P
 
11:21 PM
I don't think I would call what I do in these various settings that different. I am extremely aware of how I think, and I don't think the way I think changes with context. During teaching, I try to con people into listening to my point of view, and so in the process of preparing talks try to figure out why my point of view is interesting.
Who cares if people want to listen to you or not, you can always write blogposts or something. I am currently writing two.
Just because I want to understand some things better
 
@BalarkaSen Do you feel massively advantaged to have pen and paper, or access to the internet when working on math? In some sense you could think of these as crutches, or obstructions to thinking freely (since you'll know if you're wrong very quickly)
 
No, not really. I think I mostly use the internet to look up answers because I am lazy and don't care enough.
 
My advisor looks at the roof and works out proofs on the spot, to statements that he's never heard before lol
@BalarkaSen Oh I don't, it's just that when you're forced to write a beamer presentation, and you know there's an audience, you will put in the effort to make it good. If you're just making it as some sort of study-aid, then it feels like more work than it's worth.
@BalarkaSen Well that's part of what I mean. Because you can be lazy when the internet is nearby, you often will be. But if you're on a walk, the statement feels like it may or may not be true, and that'll lead you to think other statements that seem to be implied, and that may yield some fruit
When sitting at the computer I may say "Don't look this up, it should be obvious if its true or not" and then I'll subconsciously make an assessment if its worth the time to work it out, whereas on a walk I may as well think about it until I return home (an hour)
 
@NeverEnoughTime I don't know about that. If I am already talking to myself anyway, there's no harm in making it a little more coherent.
 
@BalarkaSen I mean specifically going to the effort of making beamer slides that look good and stuff
 
11:28 PM
I don't go outside to walk as much (maybe I should!). But very often I have to be my own sanity-check for the statements whose truth or falsity I care about.
I don't care if Japanese rings are Nagata. I will look that one up any day.
 
Well, maybe I should give an example
 
@NeverEnoughTime Right, so that's why you just should write a blog, like I do. Or better, scribble some half baked notes.
I started scribbling notes on a writing pad and saving it in my computer recently.
 
Nagata was Japanese, but not every Japanese is called Nagata, so clearly the implication should go the other way round
 
Good point
alas, Nagata is universally Japanese
Oh right so what you said is correctmaybe
noetherian universal Japenese iff Nagata
lol
who the frick thinks about these things
 
scary
Noetherian I like
 
11:34 PM
Nagata was the Japanese Noether
which is accurate, he was
 
but why was he unviersal
 
the universal part im unsure of
 
It seems very difficult to give an example, since it requires me to precisely recall previous imprecision lol
 
what kind of math do you do neverenoughtime
 
maybe he was initial among all Japanese Noethers
 
11:35 PM
ah @Thorgott
was Akizuki before his time or after?
or Nakayama
 
@BalarkaSen algebraic geometry, algebraic topology, homotopy theory, category theory, it's hard to say what precisely though
 
oh joy
pure algebraist
 
A rough sort of example is that when thinking about a stack as a pseudo functor to Grpoid, on a walk one might think of a groupoid as a particularly nice simplicial set. Or one may immediately replace the stack as a pseudo-functor with a pseudo-naturally equivalent strict 2-functor, and then 'take the underlying 1-functor' so you can compose it
 
correction: Nagata was terminal
 
And on that walk you would have no idea at all if replacing it in that way, and composing it is independent of making a choice, so you'd say whatever to that, and keep thinking about the consequences (even if they may be irrelevant because your thing doesn't actually work)
 
11:40 PM
no comments
 
lmao
 
No idea if that example helps you understand what I'm getting at lol
 
What is a pseudofunctor is non-mutant language? A functor but takes identity to homotopy identity and associates only upto homotopy?
 
Like here's a rough process on a walk:
1) Stack is just a pseudo-functor X:(Sch/S)^op --> Grpd with nice descent
2) Well if I ignore the 2-category data on both sides, then I could try to take functors Grpd-->D where D is a nice category
3) Well I can't do that without replacing X with an actual functor somehow
4) Okay, we need it to be a strict pseudo-functor so that composition at least makes sense, we can do that, but it might mess everything up and make this pointless (we'll think about that later)
@BalarkaSen Well it's not even a functor because it has 'the data of a deformed composition law' (and it's between 2-categories)
 
I know, but you have to say it in a less fucked language somehow
I don't speak 2-categories
The identity/associativity upto a 2-functor is upto homotopy in my brain
 
11:49 PM
@BalarkaSen Well it's not so fucked up. It takes objects, morphisms, 2-morphisms to objects, morphisms, 2-morphisms. It gives you the data of a 2-morphism between F(g)\circ F(f) and F(g\circ f), so deforms the composition law. You have genuine composition preservation for 2-morphisms
 
Step 4 is strictification, you mean?
 
@BalarkaSen Yes after returning home I'd google it and find nlab, and nlab calls it that iirc, but that's my 'on a walk recollection'
 
@NeverEnoughTime I like to just say this is "homotopy composition"
instead of 2-morphism garbage
 
@BalarkaSen Hmm
The problem with calling it that is that 2-morphism ignores higher homotopy theoretic issues
So 2-morphism garbage is just to make things easier
Like why should you have genuine preservation for 2-morphisms
 
@NeverEnoughTime Seems like a productive walk if you figured out how to strictify naturally.
 
11:52 PM
@BalarkaSen Well that's the thing, I remembered that you could do something like this (on the walk), but on the walk I had no idea what problems it would introduce, I actually still don't know what problems this introduces
 
you guys are scaring me
 
@NeverEnoughTime Right, I think of this as truncation. Do composition of paths, composition of homotopies between paths upto homotopy.
That's the fundamental 2-groupoid, the only picture of a 2-category I carry with me
Yeah I don't understand strictification. I just know there's a natural construction
Ok I gotta hit the sack; see y'all
 
If you think of the stack BG, which just assigns the groupoid of G-torsors to any S-scheme you input, and takes S-scheme morphisms to pullback functors, then for g\circ f:X-->Y-->Z you have isomorphic G-torsors f^*g^*P\cong (g\circ f)^*P, but non-equal, so strictification of this seems kinda weird
Nice meeting you, sleep well (or enjoy your boxing training?)
 
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