The Bridge

Mana

3:00 AM

@Brant NO.

Ben Brocka

Also @ everything in the last 5 minutes

Ullallulloo

@Brant You've said too much already.

32 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

1 min ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

TIME TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

Brant

Hmm, I wonder why there isn't a good iOS chat.se frontend. Maybe I should make one.

Mana

@Brant Might be hard to plug into the chat and get the data you need?

Also, logging in on mobile devices is really sketchy last I checked

spugsley

PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME IT'S NOT RELATED TO MY LITTLE PONY!!!!

omg it is isn't it

Mana

3:01 AM

@spugsley Oh, it is.

spugsley

omg

user15026

@spugsley I would, but that would be a lie

spugsley

OH MY GOD

Mana

It's relevant in the worst way.

GnomeSlice

Yes, it is.

Mana

3:02 AM

the worst way imaginable.

Ben Brocka

@Mana don't think the API allows write access

Tim Stone

The worst.

GnomeSlice

In completely random news:

Mana

worst.

Brant

There is no chat API

GnomeSlice

3:02 AM

Peter piper picked a peck of penile peppers?

Mana

@GnomeSlice what the hell.

GnomeSlice

It's a pepper.

OH COME ON

Lmfao

Mana

@GnomeSlice you were doing so well.

GnomeSlice

It looks hilarious.

IT WAS A PLANT

spugsley

if someone is at work, they can't have a huge phallic object on their screen

Mana

3:03 AM

It looks like a dick. Last I checked, things resembling dicks were nsfw.

Am I wrong?

spugsley

not at all

user15026

@Mana I dont think so

OrigamiRobot

@Mana How often do you check?

Mana

cool.

@OrigamiRobot multiple times a day

OrigamiRobot

@Mana How thorough...

spugsley

3:04 AM

O-o inappropriate!

Mana

No, I only check when Gnomeslice posts things resembling them in the chatroom. As I did just now.

however...on some days that can be multiple times a day.

spugsley

nice save

Lazers

0

Q: Fallout New Vegas Lonesome Road Couriers Mile Notable Loot

I Am playing Fallout New Vegas Lonesome Road and just got to the courier quest were you have to kill ulysess and wanted to know if there was any notable loot before i finish the add-on

fallout-new-vegas

GnomeSlice

In any case, I prefer /r/happygirls

To... penile peppers...

Mana

@GnomeSlice hm. I'm uh...I'm going to check that out. In case it's NSFW.

spugsley

3:10 AM

@GnomeSlice do I even want to know...?

GnomeSlice

It's mostly nsfw, but no sexual acts of any kind.

Also, I SUCK at Aquadelic GT!

I can't handle any of the final class of boats...

x_x

Mana

@spugsley Pictures of legal age girls who are smiling.

Often in revealing outfits, and sometimes wearing absolutely nothing.

GnomeSlice

@Mana What did you expect, I'm not a deviant.

Ben Brocka

@Mana Is this rule in a book or something? "Ah yes, section 6 B, penis shaped objects...ah yes, peppers..."

2

Fluttershy

I feel like I missed an exciting conversation.

Damn you smoking habit!

GnomeSlice

3:13 AM

@Fluttershy Penile peppers, smiling nudity.

Fluttershy

Also, @BenBrocka @EBongo My second Rainbow Dragon is on its way!

user15026

@Fluttershy Hey that is exciting

Mana

OMG NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE STUPID RAINBOW PONY DRAGONS ASDSDASFASFDADSADSFDAS

foams at the mouth

collapses

spugsley

@Mana I don't know anything. What is a rainbow pony dragon?

Tim Stone

Well, now that Mana has apparently suffered a dragon-related seizure, I'll make a note to have new elections scheduled to replace him.

Ben Brocka

3:14 AM

@Fluttershy congrats!

Fluttershy

@Mana I wasn't even talking about ponies, you racist.

Ben Brocka

I'm trying for a second dodo, I THINK one is incubating

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka I sold my second dodo... <.<

Ben Brocka

@Mana it's just a dragon, not a pony dragon

spugsley

WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?! O_O

Tim Stone

3:15 AM

Stuff and things, as usual.

Ben Brocka

it was a dodo! Just one more...

Mana

I was trying to make a joke about how I feel like everything Tristian talks about is ponies, but my delivery sucked.

GnomeSlice

@TimStone Junk and stuff.

OrigamiRobot

GnomeSlice

@Mana I liked it.

Tim Stone

3:17 AM

@GnomeSlice Exactly.

Ben Brocka

@Mana There's more to life than ponies. There's also dragons and rainbows

Mana

also, agh. it's lonely here in Ottawa.

murgatroid99

@BenBrocka ponies have those too

Fluttershy

@Mana I don't know anyone named Tristian.

spugsley

@Mana why? :( where is your lady friend?

Mana

3:18 AM

@spugsley Toronto!! :(

murgatroid99

@Fluttershy I used to

Fluttershy

@spugsley Who? @GnomeSlice? He's here.

Tim Stone

Oh snap.

Fluttershy

@murgatroid99 My name is Tristan. Sans-second I.

spugsley

@Fluttershy you get no props from me. That was totally lame

GnomeSlice

3:19 AM

@Mana are you going to the comicon or whatever it is that's coming up in Ottawa?

spugsley

@Mana awww :(

Fluttershy

@spugsley Alas, it is not your props I seek.

murgatroid99

@Fluttershy oh, that. Didn't even notice the spelling

Ben Brocka

Don't get me started on names and spelling

Mana

we've been separated for more than a week OMG.

Ben Brocka

3:20 AM

I'm just glad if people get the right first name, let alone spell it right

spugsley

@Mana that's terrible!!!!

Mana

but seriously after spending pretty much all our time together last semester I'm going nuts here by myself.

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka Why not, Bean Brokka?

Ben Brocka

It's technically Bennett, so often people will assume my middle or last name are my first name

Mana

@Fluttershy I alternated back and forth with/without the i until I settled with...damn.

Fluttershy

3:21 AM

@Mana So close. Also... I only talk about ponies when someone else is.

user15026

@BenBrocka That's strange, why would people do that?

Ben Brocka

And no one can spell Bennett or Brocka worth a damn either

Tim Stone

@Mana That sucks. I started dating someone in high school shortly before moving halfway around the world. Distance (large or small) can be aggravating at times, for sure. When do you head back?

user15026

THen again, with my last name...if I say it out loud, I have had people legit think I am saying "None", as in I don't have a last name.

Mana

@BenBrocka That's because people these days HAVE NOT READ THEIR JANE AUSTEN.

Tim Stone

3:22 AM

@AshleyNunn That's just... shakes head

Ben Brocka

@AshleyNunn lol

spugsley

@TimStone yeah. Me and @IanPugsley were long distance for three years before he finally moved here to go to college near me

user15026

@TimStone I know, right? I am always like....wait what?

user15026

Oh, people.

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn Someone once asked me how to pronounce my last name... When I told them, they said, "You know you're pronouncing that wrong, right?"

user15026

3:23 AM

@Fluttershy forserious?

Ben Brocka

I guess that's better than the 3 first names people seem to think I have

LessPop_MoreFizz

I definitely broke off a relationship rather than continue it across 3000 miles last year.

Mana

fo realsiez.

Ben Brocka

Not counting Ben/Bennett

LessPop_MoreFizz

Fuck LDR's. So awful.

Fluttershy

3:23 AM

@AshleyNunn Yep.

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz awful but sometimes so worth it :)

user15026

@Fluttershy Wow. People are...wow.

Tim Stone

@AshleyNunn If it makes you feel better, I've had people ask me how to spell my name before...which is like...C'mon now.

user15026

@TimStone O.O

Ben Brocka

Timm ston

Mana

3:24 AM

donal plz

Ullallulloo

►

Fluttershy

@TimStone The umlaut goes over the O, right?

Mana

@TimStone I go back to Toronto tomorrow so not that much longer now...what really scares me is that I know she's planning on doing grad school in Europe.

OrigamiRobot

I need to rethink my entire life...

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Mind = blown.

spugsley

3:26 AM

@Mana it's going to suck but you'll be fine. :)

Tim Stone

@Ullallulloo What the hell is this?!

Ullallulloo

@TimStone Mr. Timn

with an 'n'.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Whoa

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot I don't recognize the one on the top, but I feel like I should...

Tim Stone

@Fluttershy It's actually Tim Stoกิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิe

user15026

3:28 AM

Also, this makes me want to watch Magic School Bus.

OrigamiRobot

@TimStone He comes...

Tim Stone

@Mana Oh, that's good at least. As far as the whole Europe thing goes, I'm sure it'll be fine. Plus, it's an excuse to go have epic European adventures, or something.

GnomeSlice

wat?

Fluttershy

̯Z̯̮̺̤̥̪̕a͏̺̗̼̬̗ḻg͢o̥̱̼.̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴͓͖̭̩͎̗
̧̪͈̱̹̳͖͙H

user15026

@Fluttershy That stuff messes with my head :P

Nick T

3:30 AM

ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

lame

OrigamiRobot

Iä, Shub-Niggurath!

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy So you're one of those assholes who posts the stupid comments on youtube that overlap EVERYTHING.

Nick T

4433

A: RegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags

You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool th...

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot WHOA RACISM

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Negative. I just copied and pasted from KnowYourMeme.

Mana

3:31 AM

T̝̝̙͍͚̼͙ͣͦ̉́̾̅ͪ̇̐͜I̢͈̤̯̮̲̊̽͗͟M̶̨̮̺̺̿ͭ̆͞ ̳̱̞̟̰͎̺͒̄͐̊̀͜S͈̹̯͉͓͓̳̭ͬ̆̾T̯̘̱͆̉̋ͥ́O̵͕̥͚̪͖̩̺̥͂̉͜N̝̼̄ͫ̈́͒̄̓͘ͅE̢̺̪̪̪͇͉͈̬͐͋ͩͩ̅ͬ͢ͅ

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy HOW is that a meme?

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice knowyourmeme.com/memes/zalgo

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice The Black Goat of the Woods With A Thousand Young!

Mana

what the heck did I just read...

Tim Stone

...

OrigamiRobot

3:33 AM

@Mana T_T

Mana

well, on that note, going to try and sleep.

spugsley

night night

Mana

good night @spugsley!

and @TimStone

no good night for @GnomeSlice

Tim Stone

@Mana Happy nightmares

GnomeSlice

@Mana Pardon?

Tim Stone

3:35 AM

G'night

Fluttershy

Ullallulloo

@Mana Good night.

Tim Stone

@Fluttershy I always knew Arnold was a Time Lord

Fluttershy

@TimStone I miss that show...

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy What's confusing you about this? They were from the same studio.

Fluttershy

3:43 AM

@GnomeSlice Were they?

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy Nickelodeon, innit?

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Different creators though. Also, Hey Arnold premiered in 1995. That was from one of the first episodes. 3 years prior to Catdog and 4 years pre-Spongebob

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy ...Interesting. They must have had the ideas on ice.

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Ping!

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy Pong

Fluttershy

3:56 AM

@OrigamiRobot I sent that as soon as I saw you launch Binding of Isaac... lol

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy What kind of science were you doing?

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Testing your dedication to Isaac's plight.

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy I don't get audio pings anymore for some reason

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Weird...

OrigamiRobot

Try now

Ullallulloo

4:02 AM

@OrigamiRobot Flash crashed.

Refresh the tab.

OrigamiRobot

Nope. I tried that.

Ullallulloo

@OrigamiRobot Does other flash stuff work?

OrigamiRobot

Yes

Fluttershy

Anyone wanna watch Wil Wheaton, FreddieW, Rod Roddenberry, and some other guy play Tsuro, Zombie Dice, and Get Bit? O.o

spugsley

ughhh I'm so boredddddddddddddddd

@IanPugsley is so lame and already went to bed

Tim Stone

4:07 AM

@OrigamiRobot Did you try disabling and then reenabling them, for good measure?

GnomeSlice

@spugsley reddit.com/r/dolan

OrigamiRobot

@TimStone I just manually killed plugin-container.exe

spugsley

@GnomeSlice I don't plan on visiting any of your reddit places

Fluttershy

@spugsley Watch Wil Wheaton, FreddieW, Rod Roddenberry, and some other guy play Tsuro, Zombie Dice, and Get Bit!

OrigamiRobot

Stupid Firefox.

spugsley

4:07 AM

@Fluttershy Oh I love Wil Wheaton.

GnomeSlice

@spugsley It's just a bunch of comics...

spugsley

@GnomeSlice pron comics

@spugsley No...

0

Q: How does combat function in Guild Wars 2

Guild Wars 2 looks pretty great, but I'm still not sure how combat functions. Is it more like TERA, where you have to aim and dodge, or is it more like WOW, where you just select a target and spells are guaranteed to hit (assuming 100% hit)? Does combat function the same for ranged and melee comb...

guild-wars-2

spugsley

4:09 AM

@Fluttershy his face is so beautifulllll

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley Imagine the delicious brownie ice cream you will buy tomorrow

Fluttershy

@spugsley I've met him.

spugsley

@Fluttershy was he the best? Did you bone him? You should have

Fluttershy

@spugsley Tempting, but no. He is awesome though.

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley I'm telling!

spugsley

4:11 AM

@OrigamiRobot Don't! @RavenDreamer is far too fragile for that!

Fluttershy

@spugsley Aww... You beat me to it!

OrigamiRobot

I don't know what this means.

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot you must have missed the "I'd do spugsley" line that @RavenDreamer so quickly deleted from chat. It was pretty hilarious

I laughed so hard that I spit orange juice onto my keyboard

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley That is not quite how it went...

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot that was only part of it.

Fluttershy

4:14 AM

@OrigamiRobot It escalated from there.

spugsley

yes, yes it did

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley He merely forgot to say "visit"

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot he said, "If I have to do something it might as well be spugsley" and then he quickly changed it to visit

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy @FAE will be so jealous. He usually escalates with her.

spugsley

either way, so hilarious

OrigamiRobot

4:15 AM

@spugsley It was two separate lines. I know things.

spugsley

I've heard he does this kind of thing pretty often

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot @FAE is poly. I wouldn't worry too much about her getting jealous.

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy I already said I know things!

spugsley

is Roid Rage green or red?

I get that and poison touch confused

OrigamiRobot

Green

Red is The Virus

spugsley

4:18 AM

thankies!

OrigamiRobot

or purple.

GnomeSlice

Fluttershy

@spugsley Are you playing BoI, too?

spugsley

@Fluttershy yup yup

Fluttershy

@spugsley No Wil Wheaton watching?

spugsley

4:24 AM

@Fluttershy watching Wil Wheaton late at night might be dangerous.

Fluttershy

@spugsley <.< Now I feel dirty...

spugsley

@Fluttershy it's your own fault

Nick T

@GnomeSlice this hurts me

spugsley

SCOLEX!?!! I'VE NEVER FOUGHT YOU!!!!!!!!

Fluttershy

@spugsley He's fun.

murgatroid99

4:34 AM

@GnomeSlice I have to say that dolan is probably one of the stupidest things I've ever seen

Fluttershy

@murgatroid99 I'm inclined to agree.

user15026

@Fluttershy Yeah, I really dont get it. It mostly just makes me go yawn

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn It honestly hurts my brain trying to read through all the spelling errors.

Lazers

0

Q: Minecraft mod problem: singleplayer commands

When i tried to download singleplayer commands (i even watched a video) it gave me a black screen every time... but why? It happens on lots of

minecraft mods

user15026

@Fluttershy Oh my I so agree

user15026

4:37 AM

...Trust me to make a spelling error there. >.<

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley Stop talking!

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot YOU JUST MADE ME DIE! AAAAARRGGHHH

also, why?

Fluttershy

@spugsley Your innuendo disturbs him.

spugsley

you tell me allllll about your Emma Stone obsession

all nudging me in the movie theater every time she's on screen!

Fluttershy

@spugsley More please.

spugsley

4:41 AM

YEAH! I TOLD

OrigamiRobot

Yea and?

spugsley

lol I dunno

Fluttershy

in Summoner's Rift, 12 hours ago, by Fluttershy

spugsley

@Fluttershy oh my, I am in love

OrigamiRobot

I tell you all about all my lady obsessions (and my dude obsessions), but I keep it tasteful!

Fluttershy

4:42 AM

@OrigamiRobot You have dude obsessions? >.>

spugsley

THAT WAS TASTEFUL! You're mind was just in the gutter :p

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy Bruce Willis

spugsley

obvi

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley TALK TO @Fluttershy

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot oh. I thought you meant in... other ways.

OrigamiRobot

4:43 AM

@Fluttershy Also, Alan Alda

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot the most Alan Alda.

Fluttershy

►

OrigamiRobot

What do you mean other ways?

spugsley

forever and ever

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley You make it seem like you like him too :P

spugsley

4:43 AM

@OrigamiRobot uh no.

Fluttershy

Also, I am both shocked and appalled neither of you said Johnny Depp.

spugsley

hell fuck no

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy Why would I say Johnny Depp? He wasn't in The Fifth Element.

Fluttershy

spugsley

hahahaha

still no

extra no

Fluttershy

4:45 AM

@spugsley You and I? We're not friends anymore.

spugsley

@Fluttershy I just don't understand the appeal. He looks like a cracked-out homeless person most of the time. Too skinny too

OrigamiRobot

Fluttershy

@spugsley He looks like the embodiment of perfection.

spugsley

@Fluttershy wrong. The embodiment of perfection is a mixture between Robert Downy Jr. and Chris Hemsworth and only when they are Tony Stark and Thor

maybe with a little Captain American in there too. But none of that pretty-boy shit

eh, and while I'm it, go ahead and throw a little Scarlet Johansson in there.

Now I've created the perfect person

user15026

@spugsley Late to the party, but oh this

Fluttershy

4:49 AM

@spugsley I don't even have enough wat....

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley Needs less of all of those people and more Lindsey Stirling

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot hahahaha

user15026

@spugsley I am trying to decide whose bits go where

user15026

its making very funny brain pictures

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn She doesn't like him. I do.

user15026

4:50 AM

@OrigamiRobot You have good taste then

spugsley

@AshleyNunn don't. It just gets weird lol

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn Downey Jr. face/hair, Hemsworth arms/legs, Johansson chest and butt?

spugsley

@Fluttershy hahahaha

OrigamiRobot

See, @spugsley? @AshleyNunn knows whats up.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot I have good taste! :D

spugsley

4:54 AM

@OrigamiRobot YOU NEED TO GO TO BED!

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley NO U

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot She wants you to go to bed so she can have girly sexy talk on The Bridge.

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy There is a room exactly for that

Or did it get baleeted?

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Point me to it!

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy You created it!

Fluttershy

4:56 AM

@OrigamiRobot Oh that one. I think it is gone.

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy Well I had already exhausted my supply of lady crushes.

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Me too.

spugsley

You guys are weak!

I have an infinite supply of lady crushes (probably)

Fluttershy

@spugsley You just have low standards.

OrigamiRobot

buuurn.com

spugsley

4:58 AM

@Fluttershy lol possibly

user15026

@spugsley I am right there with you

spugsley

@AshleyNunn yay I'm not alone!

user15026

:) Girls are pretty!

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley My lady crushes could beat up your lady crushes.

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