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7:00 PM
Someone else can explain why asking how to get out of paying for paid DLC is off-topic. I give up.
@Gnome I used to love block head!
But then I grew up.
@Wipqozn @Fluttershy @AshleyNunn I just watched "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000" and I want apple cider soooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaad now
@FAE Cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider.
@Gnome Did you see time squad?
7:02 PM
@RonanForman Yes! =]
@Fluttershy ...you just killed the word "cider" for me. Semantic satiation arrrrrrgh.
@FAE Happy to help!
@murgatroid99 That song is incredibly catchy. Less so when sung by a drunk guy.
@FAE but it's hilarious
Also @OrigamiRobot, Felicia Day's covering Steampunk in her blog this week.
7:06 PM
@FAE I can't handle that.
Oh yeah, that video has some strong language
@murgatroid99 My god he's so loud
@OrigamiRobot Eh? How so?
@OrigamiRobot She looks super cute~
@FAE I think that's why he can't handle it.
Also really nice in a corset.
@FAE She was great on Eureka.
7:10 PM
@fbueckert I've never seen that
@FAE Show premise: What happens if you take all of America's greatest minds, and put them all in the same location?
@fbueckert Huh, interesting.
Too bad they're on the last season.
Ooh! The Portal 2 level builder is out tomorrow! (valve time)
Agh, cider craving. ;_;
7:15 PM
@FAE Another reason I couldn't handle it.
@OrigamiRobot Oh c'mooooon! I thought robots didn't have emotions. You can handle it.
@FAE Felicia Day in a Steampunk costume could give a rock feelings.
@OrigamiRobot So... tempted... to say something inappropriate... twitch
@FAE Man, you and me both.
@OrigamiRobot meh
I'm not a big fan of Ms. Day or steampunk
7:21 PM
@IanPugsley I think she's pretty awesomely geeky, so I enjoy her.
@FAE Do it if you wanna be childish.
@FAE oh yeah, I definitely enjoy that she's seen success given her combination of interests
@OrigamiRobot You always chide me for my NSFW remarks!
@FAE I didn't say I wouldn't this time either.
@OrigamiRobot It's not my fault you don't enjoy my dirty mouth.
7:26 PM
@FAE there's no way that phrasing is not intentional
also someone needs to do "PHRASING.com" with a quick "PHRASING!" audio clip from Archer
@IanPugsley ahahaha I actually didn't mean that
@FAE Now I could say something crude, but I will remain gentlemanly
@FAE Must... not.... Star....
@OrigamiRobot You gentlerobot, you.
@Fluttershy How much willpower is it taking?
@FAE Every bit.
7:34 PM
Q: File bin problem

FrancescoI've downloaded a game (Shank) but the bin file doesn't run. The error that is shown when i try to launch the bin is: bash: ./shank-linux-120720110-1-bin: No such file or directory Someone can help me? Thanks in advance.

@fredley SkyGrid with the acid shader.
My friend calls this the Skyrim killer!
@Sterno I beat it last night. It's actually a lot of fun.
I couldn't beat it.
I wasn't patient enough to farm up the right stats.
I killed all the yellow bars except the last one.
@StrixVaria I got lucky on the slot machines... >.>
7:47 PM
I got unlucky on the slot machines :P
So it's a... non-game?
@FAE It's a bare minimum game.
@FAE It's a game. Just... >.> minimalist.
seems progress-quest-ish
7:49 PM
Oh hey, I can hover on the stuff that explodes out to collect it.
Except Progress Quest plays itself
@FAE You can also farm completed missions for more money.
I'm gonna hear that version next time I watch the show, I know it. >_>
Q: Counter Strike Map

JoeI am looking for a map I used to play on CS1.6. You start the map suspended in glass boxes. The only weapons you have are an AWP and a knife. If you fall you die. Thanks for any help.

7:57 PM
@FAE oh lord i started singing it under my breath on the bus
Hi, @FAE
@RavenDreamer Hola
Yeah. Nothing to follow that with. Lol
I think I want one of those holographic interface computers Tony Stark has in Ironman 2.
@RavenDreamer Don't start what you can't finish!
8:03 PM
@FAE I've been cheating on you with Spugsley. I'm cursed with wandering innuendos.
Hm. I wonder if I can go early vote today.
@RavenDreamer Hey, we never committed to exclusive innuendo-ity. You didn't tie me down for being a victim of science, remember?
@Wipqozn Discord does the dialogue for the tutorials in Quantum Conundrum. >.>
@FAE True. But I still feel bad. Haha
@RavenDreamer Well, Spugsley is a taken lady, so that'd probably be something more to take up with Ian than me, my dear shark.
Oh, Ian was invited!
8:08 PM
@RavenDreamer Kinky.
Hey as long as everyone consents! ;)
looks over at chat, shakes head, looks back to code
@AshleyNunn Indeed!
The Bridge has lost its PG-13 rating. >.>
8:10 PM
@TimStone We love you too.
What can I say, I am a likable person.
But we love you exclusively in a PG-13 manner, clearly.
I had to mask my laughing with a cough to avoid funny looks from coworkers.
@RavenDreamer Which unfortunately means no bloodshed.
8:14 PM
No! Bad @FAE! We do not love people with sharp objects!
@RavenDreamer Maybe you don't...
@FAE struggles to come up with a response that won't come off as depressed and/or suicidal.
@RavenDreamer wat
@FAE He's loving them! With his knives!
I think that is a little past safe sane and consensual....
8:18 PM
@FAE I didn't realize how much I despised summoner's rift until I found out I had a 10-win IP boost and needed to play SR if I wanted to maximize the gains.
@AshleyNunn Not SSC, but might bleed into RACK! No pun intended.
@RavenDreamer I have that as well and I'm not sure what it's from.
@FAE I think everyone got a 4 win boost for something or other. I got a 10 win boost from some recruit-a-friend thing
So I had 14 boosts
@RavenDreamer I got a 10 win one, as did @Fluttershy.
No earthly idea.
@RavenDreamer my theory was everyone got one as an apology for the Hecarim patch screwing everything up
8:40 PM
Weird little "game" a la ProgressQuest - cleared in 40:56:33! http://nekogames.jp/g.html?gid=PRM
that was entertaining, thanks
@agent86 I can't stop playing, agh
@FAE I just finished it
@FAE the casino's the way to win, I just kept clicking it like mad, and occasionally big chunks of cash popped out
@agent86 that basically worked for me too
@agent86 It probably doesn't help that I'm trying to have several conversations at once while playing
8:41 PM
I think I did it without maxing the stats. I didn't kill the "last" boss or whatever (the one who has 9999 hp)
@agent86 that's not that hard once you beat the second to last boss
you get X2 ATK and X2 RCV
@murgatroid99 yeah, I just ended it's pitiful existence.
I don't have the top right chest, dunno what's in there
maybe you have to buy everything to get it, because I have clicked every other box until no more clicking could be had
@agent86 to get that you have to fill up the blue bar at the top
@agent86 that's what I did too!
just click one of the used up yellow squares over and over until the blue bar is full
well, I've done everything in that game
8:47 PM
@murgatroid99 My blue bar keeps reseting.
@Fluttershy you have to take an action or collect something again before it resets
@Fluttershy I finally did it by clicking relatively slowly on one of the completed missions
and just sort of more or less ignoring the money
it was a bit laggy for me, I got it to about 90% and it reset and I had to start over again
Also... What happens when you finish spelling nekogames?
@Fluttershy I think a chest opens. I didn't get the final S until I'd killed the big bottom rectangle
@agent86 Oh.
8:52 PM
@agent86 I agree. The same thing happened to me
Q: Is it possible to capture a webspinning forgotten beast / titan / clown?

chaosI would dearly like to cage trap a web-spinning forgotten beast (or other procedural creature, like a titan or clown) so as to make a forgotten beast silk factory. (Yeah, I know giant cave spider silk is worth more. I don't care; having things made out of FB silk is awesome.) Unfortunately: ...

@murgatroid99 Oh. So I guess I should stop trying to farm other squares for it.
I seem to have run out of keys
@Sterno there is a square to buy them
thanks, didn't see it down there
8:58 PM
Beat the 9999/9999 boss. =3
how do you open the treasure chests?
@Sterno One opens after beating the bottom yellow rectangle.
And one opens after getting each of the ATK/DEF+ squares.
I keep seeing new activity by a 1 rep user, and then when I try to view it there's nothing there.
I think there's something wrong with our brains for enjoying this
@Sterno they're kind of like achievements; do certain things in the game to unlock them (that's the general answer...)
9:08 PM
Do we really end up deleting that many posts? This often?
@GnomeSlice yes.
I want to see them anyway. =[
@GnomeSlice get 10k rep, and you can enjoy ALL the deleted things!
That's not going to happen for a long time.
I have a chrome plugin that lets me see SOME deleted questions, but that's it.
9:10 PM
I have deleted 159 posts in the last month
does anyone know the mumble info?
which I think is pretty darn close to the amount deleted by juan, raven, badp, and mana combined.
oak is a close second to me with 130 things deleted
Q: Gaming Stack Exchange Server List

WipqoznWe have an increasing number of Gaming Stack Exchange servers for things ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Terraria. I've posted a community wiki answer to keep track of all the servers. Use the following format: Game/Program: name of game/program Address: server address Password: password of ...

A: Does Diablo 3 require an internet connection to play solo?

ChristiYes. This is a necessary consequence of Diablo 3's online cash auction system. All your stuff has to be stored on the server to prevent 'fraud'. As you can see, the official system requirements include a broadband connection. http://us.battle.net/support/en/article/diablo-iii-system-requireme...

Wow. I won't be playing that, then.
I hate games that do that.
@agent86 thx
@agent86 I think I can unequivocally say that you are a statswhore. ;)
9:14 PM
@RavenDreamer psh, you're just jealous of my bulging, rippling, manly stats
@agent86 I've got youth, old man. I don't need your wisdom.
For my spirit is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!
@GnomeSlice I can't remember the last time I used a computer that wasn't connected to the Internet.
@StrixVaria I can. Last night, after 23:00 EST.
@RavenDreamer ehhh, get off my lawn, young'in
And besides, even when I am connected, it's not usually good enough for most things to work, even just for authentication.
Steam usually takes around 10 minutes to open from here.
And it very often fails and crashes half way through trying.
9:17 PM
@GnomeSlice Is there a reason your Internet shuts itself off at that time?
@StrixVaria Curfew courtesy of my father.
He says he's going to turn it off while I'm setting up my new computer.
@GnomeSlice That actually sucks pretty hard.
@Gnome You should move in with @Wipqozn.
Used to be 22:00
I should treat myself to something special at 75k rep.
9:19 PM
@RonanForman No. I have Wipqozn ignored in chat.
Welll no ones in the Mumble anyway
@RavenDreamer Oh, any ideas when the game will come out?
@GnomeSlice Finished coding today. Meeting with sponsors tomorrow. I'll let you know after that.
(No idea how appstore submission works)
My goodness, is pokemon really 14 years old?
@Gnome I have a spare room...
@RavenDreamer yes you're officially too old for pokemon
9:21 PM
@RavenDreamer ...I thought it was more than that.
You're right.
It's 16.
@Raven What? Pokémon came out when I was 1? That can't be right.
I deny that fact.
@RonanForman > Pokémon (ポケモン Pokemon?, pronunciation: /ˈpoʊkeɪmɒn/ poh-kay-mon[1][2]) is a media franchise published and owned by Japanese video game company Nintendo and created by Satoshi Tajiri in 1996.
Hm. Where's @LessPopMoreFizz when I need a constitutional scholar stand-in?
What just happened? I'm currently doing my taxes, I don't even have a job.
9:29 PM
@RonanForman Are you Canadian?
United Kingian
or European?
I apologize if I give anyone conversational whiplash.
@Mark was closest.
United Kingish?
Why not.
9:31 PM
@agent86 lol love that!
crashes through United kingdomers.
I think Fredy31 might be the Kool-Aide man.
Only @RonanForman can confirm that.
Hey. I was just playing Oblivion again.
I know you can kill random people and that gives you freedom and everything, but then you've probably killed someone that's a major part of a storyline
in Daggerfall there were 100000s of people. Killing random people was fine :-)
then you've got the fact that if you pay money, everyone suddenly treats you - a cold-blooded murderer - with respect
@RonanForman That's a great idea! I could use someone to clean my room for me.
Also, context?
8 hours ago, by Sterno
What the heck is a racist penis?
9:37 PM
@Jez you should run the entire thieves' guild questline to its completion - you get an item that makes some pretty crazy things possible.
@Wipqozn I think gnome was remarking on user created content from portal 2 being full of such elements.
@agent86 So it would seem.
That crazy gnomeslice. Such a character.
8 hours ago, by GnomeSlice
@Sterno A level that is both racist, and about penis.
@agent86 reincarnation?
Man, now that Gnomeslice has me ignored I can start saying outlandish and terrible lies about him, and he won't be able to contradict me!
@Jez I like how Daggerfall is 4 times the size of Skyrim.
9:40 PM
to be honest i did kill this hot Nord in Bruma so I could undress her and examine her
but i still felt a little guilty
especially after I pay 650 and I'm ok again
I thought murder was 1000
oh, and if you slash them up on the ground they don't receive any visible injury
@RavenDreamer yeah but I paid the thives' guild half
@Jez not reincarnation, but some Superman/Clark Kent moments when committing crimes are possible
@Jez Nobody ever receives any visible injury.
I think I stole a horse to get outta there too. then later I hit it whilst killing a wolf and it attacked me, so I had to kill the horse too
stupid thing
"animals never yield!"
@agent86 heh
@Ullallulloo Curious, was that just laziness or a policy? there is some adult stuff in there like the woman who asks you what the penalty for necrophilia is :-)
9:44 PM
@Jez Most likely laziness. It got bumped up to M largely because of the gore in how you could find rotting corpses in caves.
And it sounds hard to make that.
ah yeah i remember going into the plane of oblivion and seeing that corpse hanging in front of me. cool.
but you don't get the random naked woman sitting around, as they do in Daggerfall. uncool.
and IIRC in Arena, there are prostitutes all around
I can confirm that Fredy is in fact the Kool-aide man.
which province is Arena based in?
maybe Tamriel is a dirtier place
than.... Cyrodiil, which is downright prudish
9:47 PM
@Jez Tamriel's the continent.
And we know how United Kingers LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE koolaid.
Arena let you go anywhere
That kid needs a haircut
@MarkTrapp ahh yes. i remember
then daggerfall 'limited' you to about 50000 towns in high rock / hammerfell
9:50 PM
What? That's my 4th sub in 2 days! How are people finding me?
and then in the larger areas of Morrowind and Imperial Province/Cyrodiil, you get about 10 towns. makes perfect sense.
On gamingSE? @RonanForman
@Fredy No, on Nanor_131
@Jez Because that was randomly generated by the devs.
9:51 PM
@Jez Arena and Daggerfall were procedurally generated
yes. but it was cool
I should startup the SM64 playthrough tonight
perhaps they could have had some major towns in Oblivion for major storylines but still 100s of randomly generated ones
then you could kill random people in random towns and be sure you weren't ruining a major storyline
@Jez But then there would be so much mindless running, and it wouldn't make much sense for there to be nothing interesting happening with anyone in a town.
@Fredy Have you been watching mindcracks UHC?
9:53 PM
@Ullallulloo It would make as much sense as it did in Daggerfall; as in not every place is 'interesting' or 'relevant'. but you do stop overnight at the local nameless tavern
Should I?
ie. it would feel more like a real different world
It's really tense.
There are still the smaller villages scattered throughout Cyrodiil and Skyrim.
9:54 PM
They dont do PvP right?
Apparently Arena wasn't procedurally generated. It had the same amount of towns and villages as Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim per province
@Ullallulloo would you call them villages? more like isolated inns, and the odd set of rocks or abandoned fort
And I do like them
but they're too small and not numerous enough :-)
In Skryim, there are 9 hold cities, and one villages per hold
also when i have a criminal record, i went to an isolated inn thinking i would be safe and there was an IMPERIAL SOLDIER there
the law is everywhere
9:57 PM
@RavenDreamer Wat need.
daggerfall had that stupidity too though IIRC
you'd kill people on one end of the continent, go to a town on the other end, and get attacked by the guards
@Fredy They do all the PvP
@LessPop_MoreFizz If there is a Felony law against owning hamsters, and I get convicted for owning a hamster, and then there is an amendment to the constitution that makes owning hamsters legal, am I still a convicted felon?

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