The Bridge

Injecting yourself with hormones? That's gotta hrt.

Tweeted by stellacastor on October 20, 2017 at 5:54 PM

user15026

12:30 AM

@Unionhawk facedesk

12:49 AM

Finally started #ShadowofWar and...

Tweeted by AngryBlackLady on October 20, 2017 at 10:21 PM

@Unionhawk hue

I MADE THAT JOKE LIKE LAST WEEK

SaintWacko

Damnit

Started playing Fallout 4 again

Sneaking up on the raiders attacking the museum

I suddenly remember "Hey, last time I came through here, before my game crashed and I had to reload, wasn't there a raider next to that truck I just passed?"

> Terrified of Executions

Hmm

This vendetta should be a free win

SaintWacko

I turn around just in time to see her pool cue descend onto my head

Oh

It's...

It's a hard draw out objective

Oh holy shit

You can recruit in a vendetta

So that's one hell of a way to find strong captains

Promote that man to overlord now

Wait did I recruit him? Where is he

user15026

1:19 AM

I have an extra copy of Hacknet, anyone want it?

0

Q: Command Block Trouble

Alright, so I'm trying to set up a command to give me a sword with 7 attack damage and an attack speed of 100 so that it has no recharge. The command I'm entering goes as follows: /give @p diamond_sword 1 0 {display:{Name:"Sword",Lore:["Smexy"]}, AttributeModifiers:[{AttributeName:"generic.attac...

minecraft

StrixVaria

Loot Box Incremental

5

@StrixVaria I like that name.

StrixVaria

It's by the main programmer for The End is Nigh

wow.

too meta.

StrixVaria

1:35 AM

If you open the console it puts you in jail for an hour.

@StrixVaria that's weird because i- oh

well I opened the DOM inspector at first and it didn't do this but when i opened it with F12 it put me in jail.

Yeah just do inspect element on anything and then switch to console and it'll not put you in jail

Q: How do I get traps in Lihzahrd Temple?

0

I want to get traps like "Super Dart Trap", "Spiky Ball Trap", but I cannot break them by Drax. In order to get them, do I need Picksaw? Or I can get them by other ways?

terraria terraria-mobile

GAME?

HELLO

WHAT IS THIS

there we go

> Ranger! Er... Gravewalker! Er... should it be Bright Lord? How many names do you have?

2:07 AM

Well this game rules

Tim Stone

Does that mean I have to buy it now?

If you liked Shadow of Mordor you will probably like Shadow of War

I'm not sure I enjoy fort defense though

Fort attacking is cool though

But defending I had to run back and forth between two pretty far points to revive captains

I'm also confused as to how it decides what level new captains are

It might be based on the average level of everyone else in the area

user15026

@Avery you can click buy and then say you paid and then say yes you did and then get them

user15026

without actually paying

user15026

2:23 AM

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG @GODEMPERORDUNE LOOK AT THIS NEWS: bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-41692167

2:37 AM

@StrixVaria is this supposed to become insanely slow or am i just doing something wrong

@Ash hm, cool. saying no gives you one honesty point though.

user15026

yep

@Avery :| this is not bash or python

@ASCII-only riiiiiiiight

it's console.log(""), just remembered

also halp how to get a job

do i have to spend all the money or something first

and why are cursed hats the rarest

2:51 AM

@ASCII-only I believe so

oh .-.

user15026

augh self dark mocha frappe has a PILE of caffeine in and you are caffeine sensitive oh boy tonight is going to be endless awakeness now oh no

3:14 AM

@Ash yyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss‌sssssssssssssssssssssss

user15026

@GodEmperorDune I know right? I am like a million percent here for that

@Ash seriously

yay

my aunt came back from a trip to london and brought a paper back

i was flipping through it and was like "hey this person looks familiar" and it was a thing about sue perkins traveling up the ganges

user15026

@GodEmperorDune niiiice

3:17 AM

@ASCII-only even better

Trent Hawkins

Well, since The Bridge is loading on my computer; guess @Frank got the network running at the new house.

i love games that don't protect their console properly

cc @Avery @uni

user15026

@GodEmperorDune nice

@GodEmperorDune nice

(Did you do it through data.<something>.value or through localStorage?)

Q: Minecraft pocket edition problem

3:33 AM

0

I keep trying to put in my Xbox Live account but it keeps saying please try again idk what to do I’m using 1.2.3 update

minecraft-pocket-edition

0

Q: Is there a mod in Minecraft that does not allow a button to have more than one function?

I have recently started playing a mod pack that I really enjoy, but it was frustrating because every time I tried to use this one key it would not do what I thought it would because that key was also connected to a different mod in the pack. I was wondering if there is a mod that makes it so the ...

minecraft mods keyboard

@Avery data.thing.value

Neat. I couldn't get the localstorage ones to work but I now have a couple ideas about how that might work so I might experiment later.

shit i fucked up the creditscore

forgot the .value

javascript y u do dis

THIS IS AWESOME

ummmm

3:48 AM

Live soul band too

Horns and keyboard and live drums

you remember that this is a publicly indexed chatroom, right

quartata

um wtf

Frank

@TrentHawkins Only took some network cable splicing and such.

@cazc_941 googles yeaaaaah you might want to ping a mod and get that removed

(Also that's one long name dang)

/remindme 1 day

4:20 AM

Yeah my bad whatever

@Ash can you remove that lol

Sorry

I'm gonna leave forget this ever happened

You guys are my family I love you

Even frank

we love you too

We love you too @cazc_941, stay safe

user15026

4:39 AM

Huh, I can delete stuff even from mobile yay blanket burrito mod powers activate

user15026

goes back to fantasy novel and blankets

user15026

Oh god body no body stop we did so much core work yesterday and it all hurts this is the worst time for hiccups aaaaaaa

5:33 AM

SORRY

I only do this because you guys are literally my oldest friends

I'm fine

Even if we disagree on some opinions and squabble sometimes you guys have seriously been my friends throigh a lot of tough shit

IDC if we disagree you're all good people

> Haha the government has no power compared to ~~ME!!!~~ Chrome's Developer Console

didn't take all that long to work out the structure of the game objects and how to set their values

makes me wonder if succubox was designed to be exploited

user15026

5:49 AM

@cazc_941 its more we don't necessarily want you to get into trouble by posting stuff that, well, anyone could theoretically find and that doesn't shine the best light on you.

> This game is good because when you win its because of your skill and your skill only.

skill in this case being how to use the dev tools

@Memor-X yeah

i dunno how anyone could play this game without dev tools

their devtools open detector code is also broken on chrome

fuck

i broke something

dammit

6:15 AM

I got to about where you open the company and then didn't want to wait two minutes, so I just jump two minutes ahead whenever those sections come up.

getting out of jail is easy

paused = false

data.jailtimer = 1

skip 100 seconds with: for (let mat = 0 ; mat < 100; mat++) {data.globalticker+=100;update();update_company();}

then refresh cuz that also doubles the speed

omg its @Ullallulloo

hii

@Avery hiii!

6:36 AM

@Ullallulloo this Succubox? if so i never went to jail

@Memor-X yeah, hitting F12 does that

@Ullallulloo ahhhh, i right clicked and went to inspect

because i thought maybe there was a hidden input where the money was

Q: Are there an infinite number of sequal BOX QUEST games?

0

When I reach Level 100 there's an item in the shop which is "???" which requires 101 levels and when I get this (spending my 101 levels) it starts to build Anticipation. When Anticipation hits 10 I another shop item called "Back Box Quest 2 on Kickstarter" and the Anticipation builds faster. Wh...

6:59 AM

Seriously though I've known some of you guys for like seven years. I know it feels like lately a lot of you don't like me much any more and I guess I have some unpopular opinions but bridge has been family like since then

Okay bye

Q: I just want my Charizard in Gold is that too much to ask for?

0

So is there any way to transfer my Pokemon from the 3DS version of Pokemon Red to the 3DS version of Pokemon Gold?

pokemon-series pokemon-first-gen pokemon-second-gen

okay, hitting either level 100 button deletes your save

oh my

basically at least

apparently ctrl+shift+i also triggers the jail

7:17 AM

@Ullallulloo not entirely

if you hit the ??? button it starts an anticipation run before it resets the game

@Memor-X well yeah. It adds one to "ascension" after deleting your save.

what's that site that has all the tweaks for getting games to run better on PC?

7:32 AM

@GodEmperorDune pcgw?

@Avery yep, thanks

Q: I want to host server with my IP, but doesn't work

8:00 AM

-1

I want to host a server with my IP, but I can't join to it. I've tried to forward ports but did not help. I asked my friend to try if it works for him. He forwarded the same ports, and did the same and it worked for him. Any solution for the problem?

world-of-warcraft hosting

8:22 AM

Ok so I bought this book and it's making me so very uncomfortable for some reason

Not the contents but

Like for example the page position marking thing isn't like one piece but like tons of strings and it messes with my head

And while the print seems quite centered it also seems kiiinda rotated like juust a little bit inwards and OH GOD I couldn't even get through first page because of that

And like it's not like this is a pirate book like it's genuine it should be printed without that problem

Q: Help running more than one lock through cracker

0

I've been trying to get this bit of code to accept multiple locs from a loc, but because of includes(), its breaking given this comes up several times. What i need help figuring out, is how to come up with a solution that utilizes the code ive already writter, any help is really appreciated http...

hackmud

9:20 AM

0

Q: Tiles 3+ upgrades

Simple as that - is there any reason to build upgrades on tiles that are more than 3 away from the city? Normal ones, not the ones with luxury/strategic.

civilization-5

Q: Bonus to trade route - valid on existing routes?

10:24 AM

0

Are bonuses to trade routes (Sukiennice) granted on the existing routes or just on the ones established after building is completed?

civilization-6

10:35 AM

@Ash what have you made me do!

@Chippies WHat the hell are you playing?

10:50 AM

9 hours ago, by StrixVaria

Loot Box Incremental

@Chippies Why are you blaming @ash for it? you should be blaming @StrixVaria

9 hours ago, by Ash

@Avery you can click buy and then say you paid and then say yes you did and then get them

you can buy loot boxes with real money, but you can just close the paypal tab and it asks if you actually paid and even says it doesn't check and will take your word for it

I was asleep at that time, it never happened.

there's multiple confirmations while emphasizing that they don't check it

@Avery WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. That's terrible.

10:52 AM

and then the cyber police knocked on my door!

luckily, they took my word and believed me when I said I actually paid for the loot boxes

lol

inb4 they come back at a later time and charge you with lying to the cyber police.

@Chippies but then you don't gain honesty points

if I get thrown in jail, I am telling on all of you

Ronan

You're going to liar's jail

It is possible that I may be missing the point of this

10:55 AM

does intelligence even do anything?

Q: Force print message to log with commandBlockOutput=false

0

I'm running a Vanilla Minecraft: JE Server (v. 1.12.2) and so far so good. There is only a problem I encountered: griefers. I've already set up a system that logs how many times a player uses a forbidden item (lava bucket, TNT etc...), warns them if they reach a certain limit and, if the user ke...

minecraft-commands minecraft-server server-administration

I dunno but while(data.gold.value > 100){ data.gold.value -= 100; open_lootbox(); } is starting to take a while to run

I AM SO HONEST I PAY FOR MY LOOT BOXES WHILE I CHEAT

5

all of the hats

@Chippies Get adblockt

was I supposed to empty my bank account?

Is there actually a point it becomes an incremental and you can stop clicking?

11:02 AM

@Chippies Clicking no when cyber police comes asking you throws you in in game jail for an hour.

> The SSL certificate used to load resources from paypalobjects.com: will be distrusted in M70. Once distrusted, users will be prevented from loading these resources. See g.co/chrome/symantecpkicerts for more information.

whooops

@KevinvanderVelden Haven't found that yet, I've just quit the game.

@KevinvanderVelden there is at least a point where you can earn cash without clicking

...too much

@badp You mean the console?

yeah

11:16 AM

It's a bit slow paced. Just having to wait ages to get $2k for the strategy guide, nothing I can do to speed it up.

It what kind of game is the DLC $1k, and the strategy guide $2k? Bah.

When do you unlock employees? Should I get the 10we promotion or the 11we raise?

you need $100k to start your own company.

ughhhhhhhhhh

This strategy guide better be good

3 Junk => 1 Metal
2 Metal => 1 Knife
3 Metal => 1 Gear
1 Common Hat + 1 Knife => 1 Fabric + 1 Knife
1 Uncommon Hat + 1 Knife => 2 Fabric + 1 Knife
1 Mythical Hat + 1 Knife => 10 Fabric + 1 Magic + 1 Knife
3 Metal + 3 Gears + 3 Fabric => 1 Robot
⭐ 1 Knife + 1 Robot => 1 Box Cutter Bot
5 Metal + 25 Fabric + 5 Magic => 1 Mass Fabrication Module
⭐ 1 Knife + 1 Mass Fabrication Module => 1 Real Knife

there

ok this imgur ban is really messing with me

absolutely unacceptable

11:33 AM

@Avery ?

@badp quick explanation

Web Sitesi Adresi

imgur was already banned but it was only DNS ban, they just increased it to the Very Secure Ban thing that is basically middlemanning and just doing deep package inspection magic and you need a VPN to access it now.

Also subdomains (aka i.stack.imgur) used to be ok but now subdomains are banned too so uugh.

but yeah I enabled the "connect to vpn when you join this network" thing so it should be fine I think

still the crappy stock rom on my phone insists on killing the vpn when I lock my phone so yeah that's painful

Gotta Save Battery*

*: this might break: Steam, StackExchange, Discord, Pebble/Gadgetbridge, OpenVPN and like tons of other apps

11:56 AM

wtb mythical hat

gfycat.com/SelfreliantCookedAbyssiniangroundhornbill gfycat.com/OffensiveDefenselessEmperorpenguin

> This game is good because when you win its because of your skill and your skill only.

takes skill to write the javascripts

@badp an incremental that you can only win because of your skill? What?

it's the message you get when you hit level 20

ah, I thought someone actually said it and meant it

@Arperum ikr

@Unionhawk ok I just saw this but lmao

12:14 PM

it looks like the game is struggling to keep up

Q: How Do You Reach Level 101 in Succubox?

12:26 PM

0

How do you reach level 101? The game says it requires infinity EXP. Thanks.

Q: Minecraft Command blocks check the amount of Gold in one's inventory

12:40 PM

0

im making a Minigame for minecraft but i kinda need help i wanna make it so that the thief gets gold by standing close by a gold block but how more gold he has (say he has 64 gold) a effect will go off such as Slowness the game is team based so i only want a spefic team who can get the gold ...

minecraft minecraft-commands

0

Q: What is the purpose of Intelligence?

I have 30 points in Intelligence, but I can't really see the purpose of it. Does it do anything or is it there just to waste skill points?

1:14 PM

I... wasn't even on the tab?

the only thing I can think of what caused this is I installed improved youtube plugin

Yeah, it just detects changes in window size

it's a terrible way of detecting devtools

Solution: open devtools

data.jailtime.value = 0;

@fredley I don't think so

unrelated: so I had snickers earlier today and just this is just

you can't pack so many calories in so little space, yo

@Avery It does github.com/sindresorhus/devtools-detect/blob/gh-pages/index.js

like, it kinda reminds me of baklava

@fredley then why doesn't it detect when you do right click -> inspect element

:shrug:

1:24 PM

ALSO

I FOUND A WAY TO GET THROUGH JAIL

when the cyberpolice says "come with us", just F5.

so....

Anyone wants a "50% OFF Civilization VI Digital Deluxe" coupon on steam?

I think like all steam users got that coupon

Maybe all who own civ v

I think that I own all except 4

is 1-2 even on steam

also oh hey I own this thing

Jim would be proud

@fredley No it doesn't. It listens for the window.devtools.open event.

1:41 PM

@fredley = 1 or it won't go away

I like how google doesn't go nuts over me changing my account name

Ronan

data.jailtime.value = 'snailtime'

feels nice to see my preferred name pop up every time they ask me to login for no real reason~

@Avery other sites do? O_o

@ASCII-only oh dear you certainly didn't deal with facebook did you

Q: How do I knock out an amored target?

1:44 PM

0

For a personal mission, I have to capture an armored enemy. I know how to knock enemies out and I have a few armor-piercing weapons, but nothing that is both armor piercing and non-lethal. Is there such a weapon, or are there other ways to capture armored enemies?

heat-signature

@Avery Oh, "You won't be able to change your name within the next 60 days"?

also blizzard and kinda steam

@ASCII-only they tend to block your account and ask for legal documentation of your name.

:|

@badp there's way faster cheats than that

<- sets basically every currency/item to max possible double value

I know

including game version (ascension level)

1:48 PM

but that's no fun

@badp also i just set the lootbox button to a variable and did a=setInterval(_=>l.click(),25)

@ASCII-only ah that quickly becomes suboptimal

?

DEAR LENAX WHY

program: you need libcurl

installs libcurl

error: libcurl already in FS

@Avery not libcurl-dev or anything?

1:51 PM

I kinda really hate dotnet core

@ASCII-only my pi is running alarm

@Avery use mono then?

@ASCII-only not my code

@Avery decompile and rebuild :P

@ASCII-only .net core isn't compatible with .net framework

also code is OS

@Avery well it depends, but i guess it's not 100% compatible

1:54 PM

I guess I could run an old version of this which used to use mono

RedRiderX

I totally get the appeal of WOW now.

I hit the level 20 cap in under a day

@RedRiderX how is that appealing

RedRiderX

@ASCII-only That was just the free demo

@Ullallulloo Yup, which is triggered by the script I linked (which is included in the source!)

@fredley oh, okay

2:01 PM

afaik there's no javascript event triggered by opening the dev console

@fredley oh lol I have devtools opening in another window

However the dev wasn't even trying to prevent manipulating the code, by, e.g. putting the game's variables in a closure

...you could still modify values with breakpoints

@badp Yeah, that's considerably more work

And if you've uglified the source code that becomes a pita

Q: What are the languages packs and subtitle languages in Diablo 3 on windows

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What language packs and subtitle languages does Diablo 3 have on windows from battle.net? I've searched around but not been able to find the list. I found this post from 2013 about the playstation version https://eu.battle.net/forums/en/d3/topic/8114051709#post-4 Q: What languages will the...

diablo-3 battle.net windows

user15026

2:07 PM

Yay for some reason my Greyhound is here hecka early so I could pick the best spot with a window seat and now I can eat my breakfast before we get going.

user15026

(it doesn't leave til 1030)

@fredley ah but that is not something sensible people would do

Rename all variables to fuckoffhackers[0-9]

Huh, this song has points at which it hits the resonant frequency of my display case

lol my enemies already have Infinity HP

(while at disagreement with China)
> It's not paying to win, its just paying to speed things up a little. I could get here without spending money if I wanted to...

2:25 PM

Press f12 in bridge, navigate to the link, profit

@badp or just write a userscript

2:54 PM

Wait since when have incrementals become p2w

why do incrementals have to contain some kind of message now

jk the incremental is about p2w games

@John games are art.

I just wanna see a number go up, not get lectured on the dangers of p2w or ai

@John Because of incremental law. Don't like it? VOTE in the next incremental council elections!

2:57 PM

@John well do not consume art then.

@badp but i want better art to consume

doesn't sound like that to me

@John mamota.net/exponent

Exponent has a lot of ART in it

@fredley Been there, beat that

Q: Succubox crafting recipe list

2:58 PM

@fredley still has art PTSD from Exponent

o no

o ye

pl

ya

:

3:00 PM

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Does anyone have a full crafting list for the game? Basically I'm lazy and don't want to put in the effort of trying literally everything.

@Lazers2.0 aw, easy rep]

This game is a little too real so far

So stardew valley on switch is revolutionary if only for the ability to play it on the couch

user15026

3:15 PM

@Unionhawk that is what makes it appealing for me because i liked it on PC I am just really bad at playing stuff if I can't play it in bed or on the couch

I'm slowly starting to hate KBM and embrace controllers tbh

well, I'm bad with both but I kinda am starting to dislike playing with a computer too, portable consoles are just a little too great

user15026

I am slowly getting better at KBM but controllers are just so much easier for my terrible fine motor skills

Most of the time these days except shooters I play with a controller

Shadow of War is great with a controller for example

3:45 PM

4:21 PM

@fredley fact check on the statement "pies require pastry on top therefore pumpkin pie is more of a tart"

Q: How do I go down the stairs in time to save the President?

0

In Mr.President!, the farthest I can jump is 4 meter using X, while the required distance is about 15 meter. This video appears to start at the second flight of stairs, but from there the bodyguard is able to dive straight at Rump. How does he do that?

mr-president

ok I tried this and visually it doesn't work and I didn't taste-test eyt

@Unionhawk urface is a tart

@Unionhawk There's a few bugs, but they're mostly tolerable.

@Unionhawk tru, the defining quality of a pie is the pastry on top

> The earliest pie-like recipes refer to coffyns (the word actually used for a basket or box), with straight sealed sides and a top; open-top pies were referred to as traps.

IT'S A TRAP

This ^^, definitely a tart

4:40 PM

@fredley ur face is a tart

I don't have a meaningful or strong opinion aside from nobody calls it pumpkin tart

But like

i've had pumpkin tarts and they have that gross clear gloss thing over them

@fredley Coffyns? So pies are graves?

18 mins ago, by Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk urface is a tart

@KevinvanderVelden well played sir

introducing your pals like

Tweeted by dampsoup on October 21, 2017 at 9:36 AM

cc @ash

4:59 PM

Coffeeeeee

MBraedley

RELATIONSHIP GOALS 🐥🐶💕

Tweeted by CuteEmergency on October 22, 2017 at 3:25 PM

Cc @GodEmperorDune

@MBraedley so true

The bride and groom met at an R Meetup, so... this in their wedding brochure is only appropriate I suppose. ❤️📈💍

Tweeted by bradfitz on October 22, 2017 at 3:26 PM

@GodEmperorDune You realise the whole point of this show is innuendo, right?

@fredley yeah but without mel and sue it falls flat

@GodEmperorDune Nah m8, it's all about Noel

5:12 PM

for me it's also about incisive british criticism like "it's not a good bake 'tall"

cc @Ash

@GodEmperorDune Soggy bottoms all round

Also, this.

> me when @Wipqozn gives me RO for 3 seconds before taking it back

Q: What do you do when on sims 4 pc you try and get the cheat bar up but it doesn't work?

5:23 PM

-1

What do you do when on sims 4 pc you try and get the cheat bar up but it doesn't work? I've tried CTRL shift and c but it doesn't work! Thanks to anyone who can help.

sims-4

@Lazers2.0 I guess in that case you did something wrong.

user15026

Wheeeee. Bus got stuck in traffic due to a marathon. All the streets we wanted were closed. Decided to cut my losses and just get off the bus at a random street. Did not panic, found Union station, discovered the Royal York hotel has super fancy bathrooms, and found my train and got to the theatre without dying or even the smallest bit of panic and I am stupidly ridiculously proud of myself.

@Ash \o/

user15026

And now I have a cookie :D

So you asked yourself "what do you want, a cookie?" and replied "yes"?

user15026

5:34 PM

Pretty much. And since I subscribe to the theatre they give me concession money and there was enough for a cookie and a water so I am happy now.

Seems like you had an adventure, what are you watching at the theatre?

user15026

I know you're supposed to be fancy and like get wine or something but if cookies are an option I pick cookies

user15026

I am seeing The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime

MBraedley

user15026

One of the few not musicals this season

5:37 PM

> My empire... it grows
> I AM STILL UNSATISFIED
> Omg that felt so much better than the last 5 levels.
> Fulfillment is imminent I can FEEL it.
> Its a good investment cause I hear people will buy level 100 accounts for like, $100
> Victory is PALPABLE
> Cmon.... CMON

@MBraedley psh, writing on paper? n00b

murgatroid99

@MBraedley /r/lewronggeneration

hesoyam, aezakmi, kangaroo, cjphonehome also maybe rocketman?

YESSSSSSSSSs

all are correct