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3:00 AM
Wich is silly, I konw
Those aren't the languages where reading input is hard
 
Wait, are you trying to include a file or to read multi-line strings?
 
I did not know that that was a thing that worked
That is awesome
 
user image
17
wow
 
Does it fully support the C preprocessor?
Wait no
 
user165474
3:04 AM
@LeakyNun Sorry, I assumed that when you said "I'll include the utility program" that you would edit it in. I'll include it. Thanks.
 
That's not what it's doing
NVM
 
The comment was for size comparison. open(0).read() is shorter.
 
By the way, is there even something like .input.tio in C++?
 
it is cool that that works, I didn't know you could do open(0) like that.
 
9
A: Tips for golfing in Python

DennisReading multi-line input In Python 3, the built-in function open underwent some changes. In particular, its first argument file is either a string or bytes object giving the pathname (absolute or relative to the current working directory) of the file to be opened or an integer file descripto...

 
3:06 AM
@SIGSEGV In what sense? No matter what language you're running on TIO, there will be a file called .input.tio
 
user165474
Can someone try to see if they can fix it?
 
If you're looking for a file that just contains the input, /dev/stdin
 
@Phoenix At least right now.
 
I suppose once test suites become a thing that would change.
 
3:08 AM
oh
That was it? okay..
 
@ETHproductions You've written 2d langs, I'm writing one. What suggestions do you have?
 
user165474
Step 1: Figure out how you're going to control the pointer flow.
 
@HyperNeutrino Done
@Downgoat Done
 
@HyperNeutrino <>^v
 
3:10 AM
@MDXF pls link
 
user165474
/\#-|
 
The IP can move in 8 directions, the cardinal directions and their comobinations
@Downgoat It's in C
It's builtin to the interpreter as a command-line option, --verbose
 
you made a 3d thing in C :O
 
user165474
s/mob/mb
 
@HyperNeutrino do you know that you can condense the for loop in p to one line?
 
3:11 AM
@Downgoat Oh I meant the thing on the right side
 
user165474
... I have made this mistake multiple times this week already >_> thanks :D
 
@HyperNeutrino and why do you need p at all?
and [V,H][i%2],[H,V][i%2] is very ungolfy
I've fixed all those in my comment
 
user165474
oh exec statements...
 
user165474
owow nice thanks :D
 
user165474
aaaand the python answer is now the winner again :D thanks!
 
user165474
3:16 AM
well actually it's still broken
 
@HyperNeutrino why?
 
I had a koth idea
 
user165474
Wait no
 
user165474
I am being stupid again.
 
okay...?
 
Would anyone happen to remember the button to select boot device on a Lenovo ThinkPad
 
@Phoenix F12 most likely
 
user165474
Wow, I managed to fit the entire TIO link in chat finally!
 
@HyperNeutrino You can always fit an entire TIO link in chat
 
user165474
Not always.
 
user165474
3:20 AM
My old program links were too long for chat.
 
Shift+Enter+Ctrl+V
 
@HyperNeutrino ...you could use goo.gl
 
user165474
(I mean without shorteners)
 
You can paste any size
 
user165474
oh
 
user165474
3:20 AM
smart
 
See my above message :P
I figured that out in the polyglot chat 'cause our TIO link is 32kb
 
user165474
D:
 
and we paste it 25 times a day
at least
 
user165474
oh lol
 
user165474
(going to sandbox to spam random things)
 
3:21 AM
Have fun getting DV'd
 
lmao
 
Oh wait you mean chat sandbox. nvm
 
@MDXF What's a DV
 
...downvote?
 
user165474
lol yes I meant chat sandbox
 
3:22 AM
...The chat had downvotes?
 
Oh huh @SIGSEGV I always thought you were one of the >10k users
 
@MDXF I once were at least if I remember correctly
 
@SIGSEGV Oh really??
Btw I found the best comment of all time
 
@MDXF But lets not get too 'historical', it's better to not discuss it
 
@SIGSEGV Not yet, hopefully @ATaco is working on it.
 
3:23 AM
@SIGSEGV I'm confused
 
user165474
SIGSEGV == Matthew Roh right?
 
Also this is my favorite, I found it in an image parsing library
 
@HyperNeutrino yes
 
"Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic of your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people responsible for this Rube Goldberg of a file format."
 
@HyperNeutrino did you see my comment?
 
user165474
3:25 AM
Not yet the newest one. Reading now. Thanks!
 
@MDXF flashbacks
 
 
@SIGSEGV How does one go from >10k to 2.5k? That's what I'm confused about
 
Help.
 
user165474
...even more confused. Anyway he said best to not talk about it so probably don't.
 
3:26 AM
Were you the most vigilant sockpuppeteer of all time? :P
 
@Cyoce one word for that
wat
 
user165474
47 secs ago, by Hyper Neutrino
...even more confused. Anyway he said best to not talk about it so probably don't.
 
@MDXF ask dennis
ugh
 
@Dennis what happened to @SIGSEGV? (he asked me to ask you)
 
user165474
Age restriction.
 
3:29 AM
Ok now attempting to install fedora
 
@HyperNeutrino That's a thing?
 
user165474
Yes.
 
Hm
Oh yeah it's 13 isn't it?
What happens if you break it?
 
user165474
I think you get nuked, as in your account gets destroyed.
 
Really?
 
3:30 AM
@MDXF your account is rekt
really
 
It's that big a deal?
 
user165474
gee I really hope my account was created after I turned 13...
 
O_o You were 13?
 
user165474
I am 14 right now.
 
Mine was. Member for 7 months :P
 
3:31 AM
@MDXF Legal issues
 
user165474
:P
 
@HyperNeutrino 357 bytes
 
Ohh that makes more sense
Btw everyone here should install the I am typing tacoscript, as it's obnoxious that only Hyper has it
 
@SIGSEGV aka stupid american laws
 
@LeakyNun Save 7 bytes, the stupid is implicit; american laws gets the same message across
5
 
3:31 AM
I do but installing fedora so on phone
 
user165474
Oh wow thanks :D
 
user165474
I'm a member for 1 year 10 months.
 
Starbait :O
 
user165474
I turned 13 1 year 11 months ago.
 
user165474
YES :D:D:D
 
3:33 AM
@HyperNeutrino Cutting it close there good sir :P
 
user165474
wait
 
user165474
my SO account is older than my PPCG account...
 
Good thing SO doesn't matter
 
Yes it does
 
user165474
it's a network wide nuke I think
 
3:33 AM
Oh boy
 
@LeakyNun aka stupid america restricting 12yos from 'talking'
(or discussing)
 
@HyperNeutrino This is when you stop talking :P
 
user165474
Wait nvm you guys know nothing my SO account doesn't exist.
 
lmao
 
Hmm speaking of 13
I haven't had a girlfriend since I was 13 :(
 
user165474
3:35 AM
Is it possible to disassociate one of your accounts from your network account? That is to say, disinherit SO?
 
@HyperNeutrino It should be, then we should all disinherit SO
 
I don't think anyone will nuke your account now that you're old enough
 
user165474
Yeah. Hopefully.
 
Tip: Don't tell people your age
 
user165474
@MDXF And CR if anyone here has it (hint hint mego)
 
user165474
3:35 AM
@SIGSEGV mhm. failed that already D:
 
@HyperNeutrino CR?
 
user165474
Code Review.
 
Oh
 
but darnit I did
 
Definitely
 
user165474
3:36 AM
yesterday, by Mego
I got rep on Code Review. What temperature should I run the water in my shower to wash the heresy away?
 
See, my favorite thing about StackExchange is that nobody cares if you share zero information about who you are
like me. The only thing anyone knows is that I'm a guy and I write code :P
 
user165474
Also I need to update my About Me website sometime
 
user165474
and make it not look like crap
 
@HyperNeutrino avocad-ify that account and forget it forever
 
I stopped trying
My PPCG profile is my About Me website :P
 
3:37 AM
@HyperNeutrino Try something like mine
 
user165474
lol avocado memes
 
Ooh
 
We know you weren't 13 when your SO Account was created and we can determine the account's age.
 
I'm writing a collection of languages called memescript
I should make avocados one of them
memescript-1.0 is based on the "frick frack diddily dack" meme
 
user165474
when chromebooks have no END key so you can't do CTRL-END so you instead do CTRL-A right-arrow
 
user165474
3:40 AM
Same thing as END except it goes to EOF not EOL.
 
@Cyoce wait - you're super meme-y but you only have 2k rep??
 
user165474
o shoot I just realized something
 
user165474
well never mind none of you shall know about it
 
@MDXF Because "meme-iness" == rep?
 
@Cyoce Guess not...
 
3:41 AM
And I didn't know I was meme-y?
 
user165474
wait never mind i was being dumb. my realization was false
 
but Downgoat is the #2 meme and he's got quite a lot of rep
 
user165474
Who's #1?
 
How am I a meme?
 
I think you're pretty meme-y
 
3:41 AM
How so?
 
@HyperNeutrino #1 is not a who, it's avocads
 
user165474
oh
 
user165474
ok
 
*avocads
 
@Cyoce Idk just how the community generally accepts/treats you
 
3:42 AM
@MDXF are you confusing me with someone else?
 
I've seen references to you like "our beloved platypus"
 
First I've heard of it. Didn't know you could be excluded from your own meme...
 
Huh
 
I am, however, glad to be considered among our avocad overgoats.
 
@MDXF COPPA means that you have to obtain a guardian's permission to even store any PII of a preteen.
Which is why TIO accounts won't store PII.
 
3:43 AM
@Dennis COPPA and PII?
And you can have a TIO account??
 
@Cyoce Change your name to "Perry the Platypus"
 
@MDXF Children's Online Privacy Protection Act, Personally identifiable information, and not yet.
 
@HyperNeutrino 351 bytes
 
@SIGSEGV God, no. Perry is a disgrace to the platypeople.
 
@Dennis Ah okay
Thanks
 
3:44 AM
I'm pretty sure COPPA doesn't apply to TIO anyway, but why take the risk.
 
Okay if I talk on here in the next 15 minutes yell at me 'cause I really need to finish writing a report for work
 
user165474
15 minute chat ban? (jk lol)
 
@MDXF Kicking is more effective than yelling.
 
Also what would you even do with people's personal information on TIO.
 
Is a 15-minute kick a thing?
 
user165474
3:46 AM
Sure. You can kick-mute for anywhere from 1s to 1y.
 
Whoa please not a 1y kick :P
 
user165474
@LeakyNun Oh hm. Nice. Thanks!
 
user165474
Also @MDXF STOP TALKING IN HERE
 
Nope, it's 1 minute for the first kick, 5 for the second, 30 for the third.
 
user165474
oh?
 
user165474
3:46 AM
nvm
 
What about the fourth?
 
@Phoenix That includes email addresses.
@Cyoce Ban hammer.
 
So, the fedora 26 installer told me the Will be bugs. It then decided to prove it's point by having the screen telling me this warning hang for no reason.
 
@Dennis That... escalates quickly.
 
@Dennis can mods unban?
 
3:48 AM
No, no, no. It's not automatic; I ban you if you deserve a fourth.
 
@Phoenix *its
 
@Cyoce The counter resets at midnight.
 
Ooh, now the screen is flickering a bunch
 
user165474
there we go, my account no longer has any more pii
 
@Dennis That sounds very ominous without context.
 
3:49 AM
@Cyoce The first: a week, The second: a month, The last: A YEAR.
I got the second, living without chat was quite a pain
 
I'm hoping this stops once it installs
 
user165474
@SIGSEGV for the BFDI link? or was it something else? (don't answer if you don't wait to :P)
 
Wait, bfdi?
idk
 
user165474
So that wasn't you?
 
It had better, I don't want to reinstall Ubuntu if this doesn't work.
 
3:52 AM
I think it was because of an inappropriately shaped island (I wont say the details)
 
user165474
Yeah. That's from BFDI.
 
Um
Unsure
Whats a bfdi
 
user165474
nvm the link was from someone else
 
user165474
It's a youtube video series
 
user165474
I found the permalink to the message around the area containing the message that got you kick-muted but I won't link it here.
 
3:54 AM
I sent the irl one
Not the bfdi one
@HyperNeutrino ...was that zyabin?
 
user165474
ivzem
 
@HyperNeutrino suggestion: instead of imploding the top, implode the left.
 
Okay
 
you want to do it yourself, or I do it for you? @HyperNeutrino
 
user165474
@LeakyNun I'll try that. Thanks.
 
3:56 AM
Oh my god KDE is broken for me
 
user165474
I'll try it myself first.
 
@LeakyNun What
 
user165474
@Phoenix uh oh D:
 
@HyperNeutrino arlight
 
I can't resize windows without everything flickering
 
3:56 AM
11
A: Implode the Box

Hyper NeutrinoPython 2, 591 555 545 527 525 496 436 351 bytes s=input() w=len(s[0]) h=len(s) V=max(0,w/2-h) H=max(0,h/2-w) p=lambda:[[' ']*w for i in[0]*V] q=[' ']*H s=[q+k+q for k in p()+s+p()] c,d=' -=',' |"' exec"for j in range(w-4):s[V][j+H+2]=c[c.index(s[V][j+H+2])-1];r=V+min(j+1,w-4-j);s[r][j+H+2]=c[c...

 
user165474
caret reply ninja?
 
Um lmao
 
Or switch tabs
Or switch applications
 
user165474
D: well rip
 
At least I can open start menu
 
3:57 AM
@Phoenix buy a new monitor
 
I typed 'this is fine' and it replaced it with the image for me, is this a tacoscript or an SE thing
@SIGSEGV Laptop, and worked fine with Unity
 
user165474
um
 
user165474
I think it's a userscript
 
Wait
Can't be
I literally just booted into a live OS
There are no userscripts
 
Wth
 
user165474
3:58 AM
ok we should stop spamming that
 
This is excellent
 
This is clearly se
 
user165474
but yeah it's not a userscript
 
user165474
What is SE doing...?
 
user165474
And how many more of these are there?
 
3:58 AM
Hmm...
 
This worked on my phone so yeah
 
@SE_People TYVM
Ok stop
 
Why does this normal day feel like april fools
 
user165474
(just needed to get the message history to look at something)
 
It shows up as the text "This is fine" on the starboard, not as an image link
 
user165474
3:59 AM
@SIGSEGV It is.
 
user165474
Yeah. It's a client-end display thing; it doesn't change the message content.
 
user165474
Survey: What's your go-to song to repeat? (open-ended)
 
11
A: Hidden features of Stack Exchange?

MegoSending a chat message consisting solely of this is fine now oneboxes to this comic: If you want to test this for yourself, please use the Sandbox room to avoid bothering others.

Oh wow
 
@HyperNeutrino Broforce theme song
 
Mego discovered this? Nice one
 
4:02 AM
Ok rebooting to hopefully stable, installed Fedora
"You have 809 new updates"
o boi
temporary o/
 
user165474
pseudo-o/
 
Where is restart button in kde
 
Oops
Weird
 
It created two identical users for since reason
 
This is why I hate mobile chat
 
user165474
4:05 AM
If you want to delete a user use userdel
 
user165474
Yay someone else with I-Am-Typing! :D
 
@HyperNeutrino it's 334 bytes. Tell me if you want me to comment it.
 
user165474
Alright. Thanks. I'll try to do it first and if I can't figure it out I'll ping you here or on my answer tomorrow morning.
 
Ok installed fedora works
Yay
 
user165474
yay
 
user165474
4:08 AM
@LeakyNun is anything other than the exec line changed?
 
hmm i probably keep showing up as typing
because one of my keys is broken and i keep fidgeting with it
 
Lmao
 
user165474
Yes. I was wondering why you've been typing for 5 minutes straight >_>
 
Why dont you just make a cherry mx fidget spinner instead lol
Or just have a spare cherry mx key laying around
 
@HyperNeutrino no
 
user165474
4:13 AM
okay.
 
user165474
Ok so I made the trivial modifications to make it use left-implosion instead of top-implosion [here](https://tio.run/##fZDNcoMgFIX3PAWTDVxBm2Sy0mHvE7ghLKzailEkYkfbybtbTDJJs@ldMPfnO5cD9nuse7NftLFfIxa4zbv3Mo9xl1vaajfy3laGkug6j0bdE04GAtFQ5SWFyNlWj5QcDQFYnLhSFNAkWq9ycqsA1bccUCa6fKZbPr3twxpQei9rX06ArLhfLSXBRAUT/ugHrLE2fkuQKXQWt0GKnJBndmLnK3HyBLYUmGP@VKjkhSA4FN4nvmwIquaq2Kxgs4JDbj4rWocHiJ3MWMP2SqZKFLLwLyyrmf7pQrhTySBS1mlDG7bjXhY2kDjZsGxFhlfhowtsp46m4CXPeMonXgtvymcZr/mUOPH42x9taeAAZByHq2QTHNBqdV6tutgO2oyERE3vDcywLCx8BkMX/IzLv9WL7hc) but it's not golfed yet.
 
you can also do "THIS IS FINE" and it works
and it really really accentuates the situation
 
user165474
Oh wait links don't work multiline
 
@HyperNeutrino now do you see what you can golf?
 
user165474
I think I can golf the s[V+j+2] part to do it row-by-row
 
user165474
4:19 AM
well I mean it already does it row-by-row
 
user165474
but I mean the whole row at once?
 
user165474
this works
 
user165474
343
 
user165474
though I could have done this to the other one too
 
Thanks
 
4:24 AM
;-; got invited to trash
 
user165474
lol
 
@SIGSEGV it's leftover from winterbash lol
@totallyhuman kek
 
guess it knows where i belong
 
user165474
... lol
 
there's a non-gallery trash room
 
user165474
4:27 AM
@LeakyNun 334 bytes
 
@HyperNeutrino wonderful. I just used t instead of q.
 
user165474
Ah. Yes, I reused q accidentally. yay thanks :D
 
user165474
also one of my friends did something like public: int cost; as a field in a C++ class and then in the constructor did int cost = argument; and then couldn't figure out why the field didn't have the argument's value :P
 
oh this is hilarious, i just found le dix-neuvieme byte and das deutsche byte
 
@totallyhuman yes one of the mtv mods accidentally made it
movies & tv
 
4:36 AM
y tho
brb fixing bug in task automation
>.> i hate the AST
 
user165474
@LeakyNun 333 bytes: replace [' ']*w for i in[0]*V with w*[' ']for i in[0]*V
 
@HyperNeutrino nice
 
user165474
I just found out that list repetition works either way by testing that. :P
 
user165474
I thought it had to be iterable * repetitions but apparently not.
 
commutative property of multiplication!
 
user165474
4:46 AM
It's called the commutative property...
 
...right whatever :P
 
user165474
:P
 
Could I get some feedback on this sandboxed challenge:
 
boom i haz edit :3
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Wheat WizardMacgyver's Toolbox answer-chainingrestricted-source Each answer will get a "toolbox" that can be used to construct a program. The toolbox will consist of two things: a list of programming languages a list of valid characters You must write a valid program in one of the languages provided u...

 
5:02 AM
@HyperNeutrino why did you use V for w?
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

musicman523Read a password: on mobile! string code-golf Thanks to MD XF's recent challenge, we can now read passwords in many different languages! The problem is, now we need to port our applications to mobile devices, and they do password entry a little differently. Challenge Read a string from the key...

 
5:35 AM
... it took apple 4 years to add substringing to Swift :|
 
@Downgoat Maybe use <superior language> instead?
 
Hi
Has anyone else here ever made glitch art?
 
@DestructibleLemon yes, I have made images with cheddar
 
is this some kind of joke?
anyway, would you like to see the glitch art I made? more accurately the ones made of creative commons items?
 
> TFW you're running of disk space so you reduce your swapfile to 4gb
 
5:53 AM
i don't get it
 
I needed to download fedora ISO but didn't have space. Ended up making space by reducing swap.
 
6:32 AM
1. Set up zram. 2. Nuke swap from orbit. 3. ??? 4. Profit!
 
@Dennis Is zram some magical dynamically-allocating swap?
 
It uses in-RAM compression.
 
Doesn't that slow down RAM?
 
No, zram uses LZO or LZ4 (your choice), which are incredibly fast and, at any rate, a lot faster than having to fetch stuff from disk.
 
True
 
6:39 AM
TIO is using zram. So are many recent Android phones.
 
I did know about TIO using it. Is there a special configuration I have to have to have no swap or can I just delete the partition?
 

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