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10:00 PM
@ByteCommander LOL. I wonder if silver would even set those off..
 
let me play around with youtube a bit more to make sure it's actually working
yeah, youtube seems fine
 
"Put everything metallic on that plate here, please!"
"Really everything?"
"Really everything."
 
@ByteCommander "I have balls of steel."
 
@RolandiXor hahahaa
 
(No, I never played the game)
 
10:01 PM
@RolandiXor Prostheses?
 
o_O
 
I do get this in my dmesg:
[   60.111007] Bluetooth: RFCOMM TTY layer initialized
[   60.111022] Bluetooth: RFCOMM socket layer initialized
[   60.111033] Bluetooth: RFCOMM ver 1.11
[   84.410867] Bluetooth: hci0 SCO packet for unknown connection handle 6
[   84.433538] input: A0:5A:A5:00:2D:1C as /devices/virtual/input/input18
last mac address is my headset's
 
@ByteCommander genetics
@towc that's out of my turf
I don't really do much with bluetooth
 
dw, wasn't aimed at you
and thanks already
 
10:06 PM
 
@Seth and I want these why?
 
@NathanOsman you don't want them.
You need them.
 
For...?
 
They're made of the same material as the tinfoil 3000.
 
stuff
 
10:07 PM
stuff?
 
stuff.
 
fluff
 
'nough
 
nuff*
 
Rough.
 
10:09 PM
 
That's like saying "the best emoji IS ALL OF THEM".
 
lololol
 
@NathanOsman presumably to protect your fertility. It's still a debated subject whether and/or how much RF affects living tissue at various frequencies, power levels, and proximities. Pretty sure the politically correct answer is "it doesn't", but that doesn't stop people from doubting it (which I guess is a good thing?)
 
Have you all seen the Adobe VoCo video?
 
no
 
10:11 PM
@Seth well we do know that RF doesn't produce ionizing radiation. It can heat tissue but this is very minimal.
 
what is it
 
Watch and see.
 
PS voiceover??
 
It's like Photoshop but for audio.
Make people say new things.
 
Oh Lord...
 
10:12 PM
@NathanOsman so dubbing software?
 
Is this how they made Obama say "I'm going to take all of your guns."
 
or does it actually change lip movements? o_O
 
@NathanOsman yes, it is non-ionizing. I'd argue that tissue heating isn't necessarily "minimal". Your microwave is quite good at it..
 
@Zacharee1 yeah except it actually works.
 
@NathanOsman need a TL;DW
@Seth personally, I don't plan on wearing my microwave around my waist
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10:13 PM
"place"
 
how tf
 
@Seth the microwave uses a little bit more power than your cellphone. Just a little bit :)
 
recall my earlier statement "at various frequencies, power levels, and proximities".
 
Fair enough.
I'm willing to concede we don't understand everything yet.
 
@Seth what if i don't want to protect my fertility?
 
10:14 PM
@Seth my only point was "non ionizing" does not mean "not dangerous at some level"
 
@KazWolfe so long Kaz Jr.
 
lol
 
@NathanOsman trust me, that's a good thing
 
o_O
 
imagine me with kids.
 
10:15 PM
Double lol.
 
@KazWolfe the government will love you?
 
@Seth no, i use Linux.
 
@KazWolfe oh they fixed that with systemd
 
@NathanOsman I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooo underwhelmed with this video.
 
Did someone just use "fix" and "systemd" in the same sentence?
 
10:17 PM
@NathanOsman "fix" has more than one meaning
 
@Seth well, i'm still on the NSA watchlist.
 
@Zacharee1 that ^
 
gnome fixed many things
 
And, systemd is fun. It's quirky, but fun.
 
said nobody
 
10:17 PM
@KazWolfe along with the senators and other representatives?
 
@edwinksl You forget Gnome2
 
@RolandiXor but now we can release new movies with characters voiced by dead people.
 
@KazWolfe roulette style fun, yes.
 
@NathanOsman yup. Only problem is, this technology has existed for a while.
 
@Seth eh, it does a good job for me.
 
10:18 PM
It has?
 
They're just putting it in a nice program and charging people money for it.
Yup.
 
Dude. I must get my hands on this then.
 
Gnome2 was awesome, and I really miss it.
 
@KazWolfe MATE?
 
So much world domination work could benefit from this.
 
10:18 PM
@Seth doesn't do it justice
 
@NathanOsman so it's a voice impersonator?
 
@NathanOsman I don't have any links off hand, but it's already possible to do this. Probably just costs a lot more.
 
@KazWolfe yeah, me too.
@Zacharee1 something like that.
 
And now it's going to be in the hands of some pretty nefarious people.
 
ooh, these fancy electric underwears were made in France.
 
10:19 PM
All the more reason to hate living on this planet.
 
Totally a reason to buy.
 
@KazWolfe wat.
 
meh. Honestly, screw gnome and similar
 
@RolandiXor well to be fair, smart nefarious people could have already done this.
 
So that's how Julian Assange has been doing those phone interviews. #conspiracytheory
 
10:19 PM
@KazWolfe + rich.
Now, anyone who gets a monthly paycheck of any sort can do this.
 
@NathanOsman look at their website.
 
[alien guy] "Russians."
 
Think about how wonderful that will be.
 
@RolandiXor eh, it was possible in FL studio/audacity, if you were smart.
and knew something about audio engineering.
 
"You know what Obama said? He said he wants to kill every non-liberal! LISTEN!"
 
10:20 PM
Yes but smart people aren't the problem here.
 
@KazWolfe well, that's also true.
 
@RolandiXor i'm like 67% sure fox news already did that.
 
@NathanOsman exactly my concern :)
@KazWolfe hahahahahaha
 
@KazWolfe "news"
 
This is especially disconcerting at this time in the world's history :/
 
10:21 PM
@RolandiXor the one good thing is that the guy talked about technology to verify a recording is authentic.
 
how does one
 
@Zacharee1 lol.
 
Now any idiot person with money can pick this up and play with it and create lies about any group of people they hate.
@NathanOsman as if anyone will care ;)
 
@NathanOsman I didn't watch the movie, but provided enough samples this will probably become impossible soon.
 
@RolandiXor 3 dashes
 
10:22 PM
@Zacharee1 don't ask me, I ain't got no PhD.
 
[PSA] If you think radiation automatically means things are harmful, go take an 8th grade science class please.
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That's company speak for "Read the fine print. If your wife dies because of this, you can't sue us. Punks."
 
@KazWolfe I don't eat bananas because they emit radiation
 
@Seth cryptographic signatures on the waveforms?
 
@NathanOsman from a dead person?
 
10:22 PM
@Zacharee1 oh yeah I forgot this isn't google
 
lol
 
@Zacharee1 they actually do tho.
 
@RolandiXor pretty sure people already do that from blogging.
 
@NathanOsman I know
 
@KazWolfe light is technically radiation..
 
10:23 PM
that's why I used them
 
@Seth he'll have to sign them right after recording them.
 
what with the awesome ... to hide "unimportant" parts of what people say.
 
@KazWolfe yeah but with easily disproved photoshopped images and text.
 
@Seth I don't use light because it's technically radiation
 
@NathanOsman doesn't work with public figures.. the media does the recording.
 
10:24 PM
@Zacharee1 "I can't see!"
 
@Zacharee1 everything emits radiation xD
 
@RolandiXor I don't live because I radiate heat
 
@Seth but all he has to do is sign the recording with a private key.
Then anyone can verify.
 
hey, everyone!
Ping @ByteCommander as much as possible!
 
wai
 
10:24 PM
@NathanOsman if the media has the recording how can he do that?
 
He's playing World Of Tanks.
We should distract him.
 
he's always playing
 
@ByteCommander obligatory ping
 
@ByteCommander helu
 
@Seth they give it to him.
 
10:25 PM
plus, world of tanks isn't linux native.
 
@NathanOsman wait, we're trusting the media now?
 
Stop killing the Linux gaming industry, @ByteCommander!
 
@Zacharee1 I don't radiate. Therefore:
 
@Seth Owl City's Shooting Star is a lot like Katy Perry's Firework
 
 
10:25 PM
In a perfect world, nobody trusts what the media claims a person said until they also supply the signature.
 
@RolandiXor I don't radiate; therefore, I ain't
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@Zacharee1 Heck. No.
 
In a perfect world, the media would report no biases.
 
@NathanOsman and people call me an idealist. :P
 
@KazWolfe in a perfect world, media wouldn't exist.
 
10:26 PM
Every side would get perfectly even coverage, and people can make their own decisions.
 
@NathanOsman it really is. The music video is really similar and so is the message
 
@RolandiXor no, you need some way of getting data to people, but you can't include a bias.
 
@Seth well we need to work towards something :P
 
@RolandiXor we need some sort of medium
 
and one with a focus on actually informing people instead of grabbing money.
 
10:27 PM
@KazWolfe THEYRE ALL RUN BY MR KRABS
ILLERMINERTI CONFERMED
 
^
 
@KazWolfe by media, I mean what we call media, like news media. In a perfect world, we'd all be connected - and thus knowing, make deductions for ourselves.
@edwinksl you know too much.
 
banned
 
I need another monitor.
 
^
 
10:28 PM
yup.
banned.
 
@Seth no, you need 8 more.
 
@RolandiXor eww
@KazWolfe touche
 
@RolandiXor can i do the honors?
 
tooshy
 
@edwinksl is that the only working key on your keyboard? :D
 
10:28 PM
I have 3 monitors.
(And no subwoofer)
 
@NathanOsman take two keys for that
 
I have three but one of them is 7".
 
@RolandiXor where did the subwoofer come into this
 
So I don't use it.
 
10:28 PM
@Zacharee1 that is not how you pronounce touche.
 
well, he can still communicate in unary or even binary.
 
@Zacharee1 pun
 
@Seth I know how to pronounce French
 
@Zacharee1 BWOM
 
@Zacharee1 on every keyboard layout?
 
10:29 PM
@RolandiXor sigh
@NathanOsman Mr Khoo is in the US
 
@NathanOsman well in that case, I lost count :D
 
Fish puns start in 3... 2...
 
NO.
 
Lol.
 
FISH FISH FISH FISH
 
10:30 PM
@Zacharee1 but apparently not transliterate it to English ;p
 
well, there's definitely something going on between playing videos and enabling a2dp...
 
@Seth nubcake doesnt know his yokez
 
Two phones, 1 laptop, two 19" screens, three laptops that no longer work (but technically could if repaired - just that they are old), and one old monitor in need of dumping.
 
@Zacharee1 unsurprising
 
I think I have maybe 12 CRT monitors lying around
 
10:30 PM
well I need to go read 35 pages of textbook and do 8 labs so ttyl
 
with no way to get rid of them
 
@Zacharee1 combine them into one large display.
 
@Seth sounds "fun"
 
Better yet, pull the tubes out.
 
@NathanOsman @NathanOsman that would literally kill my eyes
@NathanOsman I was thinking about throwing some rocks at them maybe
 
10:31 PM
@Zacharee1 what eyes?
 
@RolandiXor THE EYES THEY SEE
 
@Zacharee1 shoot them with a 22 round while they're on!
 
enjoy the fireworks
 
@KazWolfe an implosion explosion :D
 
10:32 PM
@Zacharee1 glorious CRT. remember to degauss them
 
@edwinksl wat
 
NEVER
 
You can get some stupid high voltage out of the tubes.
 
@edwinksl BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
 
A few thousand volts.
 
10:33 PM
@NathanOsman I know
 
Now you really know.
 
We are on a starring rampage
 
Is that bad?
 
idk
 
hm. let's test this:
.
 
10:34 PM
1.5 hours till reset
@KazWolfe flagged
 
@KazWolfe NOP.
Wat.
Who starred the dot?
 
this is askubuntu. we star dots.
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i have no idea why.
 
probably Roland
>_>
 
I was afk
 
@RolandiXor so it was you
 
10:36 PM
> "[redacted] has agreed to make internet access available to promote psychosocial wellbeing of the Patient and their family."
 
O_o
 
Hospital Wi-Fi ---^
 
It wasn't!
 
@NathanOsman um.
 
I was literally afk
 
10:36 PM
@NathanOsman wut
 
@NathanOsman lolol
 
@RolandiXor huehueue
 
I mean I would have
 
lol
 
But I was afk so I didn't get the opportunity.
I will now just to prove it wasn't me :D
 
10:37 PM
mustve been adwonkzil
 
See
Now watch this!
Proof!
 
@RolandiXor cant mods star on behalf of others?
 
@Zacharee1 lol wut
 
So there you go. Next time someone criticizes you for using the Internet, tell them it "promotes psychosocial wellbeing".
 
@NathanOsman it does.
 
10:38 PM
@NathanOsman "[redacted] told me so!"
 
Lol.
@RolandiXor now tell me what it means :P
 
darn my IE joke is off the wall
 
So I know what I am doing to myself.
@Zacharee1 your jokes are always off the wall.
 
what does that even mean
 
ba-dum-tshhh...
 
10:40 PM
@NathanOsman all those likes on instagram improve your view of your own social standing.
 
I count at least four of my jokes on the wall, sir.
 
Instagram/FB/Google+/AUChat stardom == psychosocial wellbeing.
 
@Zacharee1 is a joke.
 
@NathanOsman you're a joke
oooh
 
@RolandiXor BUT I DON'T USE INSTAGRAM. MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE.
 
10:42 PM
he got im good
 
@NathanOsman :O
Lol I didn't use instagram until recently.
 
I am missing out on everything.
 
@NathanOsman trust me, you aint missing anything
 
I though it was pointless.
I still think it's pointless, but at least I get to see insects in macro mode.
And cute chickens.
 
Stupid Facespace.
 
10:43 PM
So we star dots, right?
 
(Hint: I'm not that interested in people I don't know trying to be instagram models).
 
Do we star stars? ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
 
@Zacharee1 yes?
No we star these:
 
I vote "no".
 
★_★
 
10:44 PM
2
 
@Zacharee1 START?
 
★.★
@edwinksl idek
@edwinksl Windows XP sound blows out everyone's eardrums
 
@Zacharee1 XP IN 2017 LUL
 
Windows ME had a worse one.
 
Oga s93 sounds like a Chinese phone name xD
 
10:45 PM
‮
@RolandiXor ‮‮u wot m8
 
😎
 
‮@NathanOsman helu
‮LETS ALL TYPE BACKWARDS K?
 
‮NEVER!
 
‮pls @RolandiXor
 
‮•
 
10:47 PM
No Man's Sky is awesome.
 
‮‮‮⍟_⍟
 
I hate you.
I want to play NMS.
 
@RolandiXor wat
 
But my hardware sucks.
 
lol
 
10:48 PM
(mine does too)
(i barely get 30 fps)
 
And people owe me money...
-_-
 
Teh AMDs!
 
plebs
 
/r/AyyMD
 
lol
 
10:49 PM
I'm still waiting for Southern Island support from amdgpu. Just thought I'd say that.
 
@NathanOsman SUPPORT FROM/FOR AMD LOOOOOL
 
@NathanOsman hahaaaa
 
@ByteCommander you playing a non-Linux-native game displeases me.
 
10:50 PM
@KazWolfe he's still playing it apparently
 
You ask for support and AMD replies:
 
@Zacharee1 on Steam?
 
@RolandiXor no no no, they say "at the end of the year" but withouth specifiying which year
@NathanOsman Look at Discord
 
@KazWolfe what specs do you have?
 
@Zacharee1 nobody.
 
10:50 PM
@Zacharee1 lol
 
lol who uses KAT @KazWolfe
 
@KazWolfe we want that source code why?
 
KAT kicked the bucket xD
 
@NathanOsman LINUX WINDOWS HYBRID :D
 
@NathanOsman ouchhhhh
 
10:51 PM
@RolandiXor KBT?
 
@Zacharee1 KGB
 
that was a leap
@KazWolfe Windows needs that by itself
@KazWolfe that looks like a Treehouse of Horror
 
Wasn't me!
 
@Zacharee1 correct
 
10:52 PM
which?
 
@RolandiXor we all know it was.
 
it
 
killall -9 @Zacharee1
 
pls
 
I ain't killing THAT!
nasty lil...
xD
 
10:53 PM
o_O
 
do i need to ping Shoggy?
 
Btw Killall called me nasty, not you
 
@RolandiXor I'll let my Note 7 loose on you
3
 
:O
I repent!
 
no you don't.
 
10:54 PM
(a Note 7 that I don't have, but that's irrelevant)
 
it got bricked in a software update. no battery life left in it.
 
@Zacharee1 the one that can't even connect to the Internet anymore?
 
@KazWolfe you seem to have an obsession with getting trouble in trouble ;)
 
@KazWolfe airplane mode lol.
 
I've taken note.
 
10:54 PM
@KazWolfe nah it still works, just no network
DERPWOLF
 
Wat.
 
@RolandiXor chaotic neutral, not at your service.
 
uh oh
 
or maybe i am.
 
@NathanOsman Serg
 
10:55 PM
I'll have to call in the cavalry.
 
sigh . . . it bothers me , when people can push other people's buttons, but cannot push on-screen email button for "Send"
 
derpiness over 9k
 
Wow, Serg and Seth are really close to type on Qwerty
 
If I ever make a neural network, I'm so training it with the transcript here.
 
Also, hullo world !
 
10:56 PM
@Serg #2diep5me
 
@edwinksl To be exact , my derpines is at 39k on AU
 
@NathanOsman I feel like we'd probably get another MS Tay
 
@Zacharee1 that's a special kind of fail.
 
@NathanOsman that would fall under "kaz having a child." Need I remind you why that's a bad idea?
 
10:56 PM
@NathanOsman MS Fail™
3
 
@NathanOsman best shitposting bot trained by deep learning using le best NVIDIA GPUs according to jen hsun huang
 
You never saw it coming.
 
Nice eyebleach @RolandiXor
 
@edwinksl who
 
@Serg LOL
 
10:57 PM
@Zacharee1 the guy who didn't announce 1080ti at CES
 
wut
 
LOL...
> He compared the issue to IBM's Watson, which had begun to use profanity after reading the Urban Dictionary.
(regarding one of Tay's developers and Tay being weird)
 
XD lol, Watson
 
@KazWolfe lol
 
@Zacharee1 PLSSSSSS
 
10:59 PM
@edwinksl I WARNED YOU
 
I am seriously wanting to raise a real flag on that one, @Zacharee1.
 
@KazWolfe I left a very big warning :p
 
like, i'm seriously debating if it's a good idea.
 
@KazWolfe I would be more shocked if it didn't use profanity after reading the UD.
 
10:59 PM
I deleted it.
 
@RolandiXor legasp
 

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