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9:00 PM
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Now that would be awesome. Someone should create a client/server network with an N64 and other emulators for online multiplayer!
 
@quartata cause my PS1 broke about 10 years ago?
 
@mbomb007 Or you could somehow make a program that shares your keyboard between two or more users.
Which, if your emulator uses only a keyboard, is a way for pseudo online multiplayer.
 
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@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 The problem with that is there's no interpolation movement would be choppy
 
i made another TIO add with some tweaks from @zʏᴀʙiɴ101's
 
9:03 PM
Well carp
I don't know Unicode well enough to make a decent upside-down keyboard
 
that looks really cool
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Then you'd have ghosting problems, as well as cheaters.
 
Ooh, that's really nice :D
 
Thank you very much :D
 
9:05 PM
no problemo
 
@Downgoat I'm all for this one! I like it better.
 
@Downgoat YANI! I should make a new background with Inconsolata.
 
@Downgoat There is still an uncensored "brainf..." in there, though... Left of the settings icon.
 
ᖶᗁᓲᔚ ᖱᕩᔙᓿᘜᘘ ᓱᔜ ᑲᕦᖶᖶᕩᖆ
 
it should say "online interpreters for weird languages"
 
9:11 PM
s/weird/excellent/
 
s/excellent/\$& and excellent/
 
s/excellent/esoteric
 
@mbomb007 oh whoops
@mbomb007 whoops fixed:
 
Uh, if these are both upvoted will we have two nearly identical ads?
 
9:16 PM
@FryAmTheEggman I think we'd have to delete the other one. That, or edit it so we can choose to un-upvote.
 
We would lose a lot of discussion though, why not change zyabin's post?
 
@FryAmTheEggman is @zʏᴀʙiɴ101 here?
 
@aditsu what is 'outside' ?
 
oh he is
 
9:17 PM
@aditsu no.
 
@TùxCräftîñg the big bright room
 
@TùxCräftîñg a scary place
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 are you ok with me updating your post with this new ad?
 
i only trust small caps
 
@Downgoat Nope.
Now there are two competing ads. :| — zyabin101 1 min ago
 
9:18 PM
I tried going outside once. The graphics were incredible, but the story line was horrendous.
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@Downgoat yours is objectively better. switched votes
 
@aditsu in france it's the night, so it's not really bright :/
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 That's the point, they want to remove the competing ads by putting the new one over the old one.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Mine is objectively better.
 
@TùxCräftîñg I didn't say "right now" :p
 
9:19 PM
@Downgoat Not yet. Self-modifying \n Brainf***
 
@FryAmTheEggman That was @Downgoat just wanting to make a competing ad against mine. :|
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 it has horrible composition, all the text is scrunched up at the top, you don't use the correct icons...
 
I prefer Git for version control, but its commands can get far out of control:
$ git merge upstream/release-1.0.0 -X theirs --squash
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Disagree. You were making excuses rather than making the improvements that we suggested.
 
9:21 PM
@mbomb007 Oppose. I was working so hard on that ad. It got so many upvotes.
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 if you improved your ad downgoat don't created a competing ad
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 It also got many suggestions.
...which you ignored.
 
Fun afternoon project: installing an ssd in my new laptop. :)
 
@mbomb007 1) I barely ignore suggestions at all.
(articles 2 to Infinity are the same but have more emphasis.)
 
lying, while sometimes useful, is not here warranted.
 
9:23 PM
"This is a too hard thing to do myself"
Downgoat did it so what's the problem now?
 
@mbomb007 fixed that one too. illustrator has no "find" function >_>
 
he gave you credit, it's not like he stole the idea
 
@Downgoat Looks great!
 
^_^ thanks
 
can a mod downvote this so we can get to -15? :3
 
9:25 PM
@Fatalize He stole the idea. Giving credit is not going to be allowed, under a new license in my profile.
 
@Dennis suggestion: change capitalization of "Try it online!" to "Try it Online!"
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 ._. you're just mad because he did it better than you did.
+ you revenge downvoted him
 
There's no reward for community ads
People know that the basis of this ad was @zʏᴀʙiɴ101
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 All user content on SE is CC-BY-SA. If you release your contributions under a different license, others can choose .
 
9:27 PM
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 A) I gave you credit B) I suggested to make the changed I made but you didn't do them.
 
that's basically the only reward anyway, so I don't see why you should be pissed
 
@Downgoat I'll think about it.
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 It's not your choice. The website is Dennis's. Also, Downgoat is now using the actual icons, etc from the website, which makes more sense from a copyright perspective anyway.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ In case revenge down votes are bad, I corrected the down vote.
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 yeah, revenge downvotes are usually considered as voting abuse. ;)
 
9:33 PM
If anyone is bored, my puzzle is still unsolved
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 He is also using different fonts and sizes, different icons, etc. So he doesn't even need to give credit.
 
@GamrCorps story of my puzzling life. I still have lotsa challenges as well :3
 
@mbomb007 He still stole the idea.
But I can't revenge down vote it.
 
Ideas aren't protected anywhere
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Stole... what idea?
 
9:35 PM
@mbomb007 Of my advert.
 
To make an ad for a site? That's not copyrightable
 
does this version look fine? I've made the font a little thicker
 
looks a little on the too-think side for me but I guess without, people on non-HiDPI displays might see it as too pixelated
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ok
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 The colors, fonts, and languages used in the ad: none of that in Downgoat's ad was your idea. It's all based on the TIO site. So quit the butthurt.
 
9:37 PM
@Downgoat btwgolf
 
@Downgoat Idk. looks fine.
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan That's what Ingress or Pokemon Go are for. They give the boring outside a story ;)
 
@Adnan Why did you delete that swapcase answer?
 
@mınxomaτ I downloaded Pokemon Go, but I can't get past the Niantic splash screen. :(
 
File a bug
PG isn't available here. But Ingress is really popular, at least in my city.
 
9:43 PM
@mınxomaτ Well, where I live, the story is you go outside and die of dehydration. We are still working on it, but 115 degrees is not enjoyable.
 
Presenting my proposed license: Creative Commons Attribution No Derivative 4.0!
 
Why are you copyrighting your ad? It's for the community
 
That securely defeats the competing ad of Downgoat!
 
no it doesn't since TIO isn't your intellectual property anyways
 
@quartata Copyright is always implied, not applied. Usage is governed by licenses.
 
9:45 PM
@mınxomaτ OK, enforcing your copyright
 
a.) Uh, what's going on? b.) You can't do that. All user contributions are irrevocably licensed under BY-SA 3.0.
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@quartata Since it was made for publication in the SE context, the SE licensing applies anyway.
 
@Doorknob Downgoat made another TIO ad and now there is conflict
 
That's what voting is for.
 
9:47 PM
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 These are "community ads", not "I didn't bother making the suggested changes so when someone did them I will get pissed ads".
 
We gave him criticism on the other TIO ad, he didn't implement it, someone else decided to make another one that fits the way they thought was good. What's the issue here
 
there really isn't one, but someone is deciding to make an instance of it
 
Oh stop the drama. We know he gets overly enthusiastic about everything. No need to start a war.
 
@Doorknob So basically, BY-SA is applied on my BY-ND license, foiling my evil plan.
 
I'm just going to, uh, catch up on the trascript a bit...
 
9:48 PM
not a bad idea XD
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 No, "your" license doesn't apply at all.
 
@mınxomaτ Well, to me at least there's a difference between that and bringing legal things into it
 
Thanks so much.
 
@quartata I tried to be nice. "overly enthusiastic" might just be a euphemism.
 
Yeah, let's not make any more of a deal out of it
 
9:51 PM
Alright now, let's make CPAs powered by a seperate engine where everything is licensed under a restrictive license.
Or shut down CPAs fully.
The only two solutions right now.
 
I don't think so.
 
I've just liberated my advert!
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 There's always the solution of you gracefully deleting your ad post or letting Downgoat edit the new version into it.
 
@Doorknob Or we could just let them be because there's no issue with having both ads and letting the community decide???
 
^
7 mins ago, by mınxomaτ
That's what voting is for.
 
9:54 PM
Until the ads are powered by a separate engine, I deleted the TIO advert.
 
@quartata I agree. This is fine
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 How could the ads be powered by a separate engine? That makes no sense
@HelkaHomba That's why it's a community process after all
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 That seems pretty contradictory to the "community" part -.-
 
@quartata That does make sense. Because everything in this separate engine is exempt from SE's licensing and instead is licensed under a secure restrictive license, there will be no competing ads.
 
I actually liked his ad too. yeesh
 
9:57 PM
And no scandals.
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 I meant technically how would that work. Also that's ridiculous
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 The engine doesn't govern the license.
 
Also, I wish there were downstars.
 
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 What do you actually want?
 
9:59 PM
@Sherlock9 I want the competing ad by Downgoat to disappear fully.
 
For what reason?
 
There's something that bothers me about that sentence:
> competing
This isn't a competition. We're making these ads for the good of the community
 
So cause drama. Glad we figured that out.
 
Why did you want to make the ad in the first place?
 
@quartata Ugh, and result in them being for self. I think.
 
10:01 PM
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 What?
 
42 mins ago, by zʏᴀʙiɴ101
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Mine is objectively better.
 
@mınxomaτ ????????
 
Under what criteria?
 
@quartata Dunno, that's probably the reasoning here. If I had to guess.
 
Argh, it's 1 in the morning and I'm not sleeping.
 
10:02 PM
@quartata It doesn't work
 
See you around.
 
@Adnan Ah bugs in 2sable eh
 
@quartata Yeah, I messed up the stack joining :/
 
2sable works similar to how pl's input system works, I'm interested to see how well it performs in comparison to 05AB1E
 
There were cases where 2sable could have won
 
10:03 PM
So the Socratic method wasn't much help here, huh?
 
I'm really interested in seeing how often 2sable wins in comparison to 05AB1E
 
this answer:
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A: Print a bunch of uninteresting numbers!

Emigna05AB1E, 3 bytes Ы* Explained Ð # triplicate input « # conactenate * # multiply Try it online

could have been done in 2
 
Found this (IMO underrated) producer today. Nice electronic background music for coding.
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 You know, you're welcome to update your own ad or make another similar one that people may like better than Downgoat's.
 
8 mins ago, by quartata
I actually liked his ad too. yeesh
 
10:06 PM
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 I'd love to see an updated version of your ad. Goodnight :D
 
@Adnan what wwould it do?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what do you mean?
 
like, what's the code
 
Oh, it's «*.
the triplicate isn't necessary anymore, since the same input will be used again
 
10:15 PM
@Adnan I've been wanting to learn osabie for a while. Maybe I'll get around it to it soon.
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan It's easier than it looks like :)
 
I also might end up stealing some of it's code page for V.
 
it's only a stack based language, amirite
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan The code page is just Windows 1252 :P
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ that is correct
 
Oh. So it doesn't use the low 30 characters?
 
10:19 PM
It does
er wait
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan 215 characters iirc
I should probably use a custom code page
 
Oh. V relies really heavily on 0x00-0x1F.
 
This designer invented the ultimate font finder http://buff.ly/29ibF6a https://t.co/GyTto1k4Yu
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Maybe we can come up with a custom code page and both use it
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan I had one for Alpax, but I never continued working on it.
 
10:22 PM
What's alpax?
 
Heh, SRI is pretty broken in Firefox. Look at all the Bugs ...
 
Well, I started on a code page. I'll let you know if I ever finish all 256.
 
okay :)
 
10:31 PM
I have made an account for various subscriptions when a website forces me to:
and now I can't use it because "the username was too long"
 
> Dis
 
yes. his name is Dis Cord
 
I see a spyro in the sidebar. Looks like someone had a good time
 
 
10:41 PM
oic
 
oink?
 
is much tasty
 
0
Q: Golf a Sentence

DopappEverybody loves golfing code. Code is written in English (eh...). Therefore, everybody loves golfing English! Your task is to write a program or function that takes a string as input, and then returns or prints the golfed version. This is how you golf a string. The order matters! remove space...

 
10:46 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ There are services that give you a temporary email address for 10 minutes or so
 
@quartata I need it for an account ;)
 
what wubsite?
 
you can try @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ mailnator if you don't care about emails being public
 
?
i don't care
 
You asked
...
 
10:52 PM
Yeah, mailinator, 10minutemail, there's a few
 
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@flawr Oooh, I haven't seen this one before, and I like it.
 
(Both stolen from the matlab room=)
@El'endiaStarman how is pe122 going?=)
 
@flawr Came up with another idea last night but haven't yet worked on it today.
 
@flawr hahahaha
 
10:59 PM
I think it is somehow strange that you didn't already solve it, considering how damn good you are on the other challenges=)
When even I consider this challenge as not too difficult=)
 
for the kipple challenge
I need to find a matching bracket
for(i=1;i;++P)i+=(*P=='(')-(*P==')');
pretty cool golf IMO :P
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC no, I meant what account was he making.
@flawr BUT BUT NOOOOOOO
COME BACK TO US FRED
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starred
 
YESSSSSS
IT WORKS
IM A GOD
 
11:15 PM
who is spamming stars ಠ_ಠ
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@Lynn I believe consensus was edit difference needed from default script, so the p flag is (space)-p aka 3 bytes. — Kevin Lau - not Kenny 1 min ago
Seriously? Counting one byte per flag is how it worked in Perl golf, a billion years ago. I’m surprised.
 
@Downgoat What stars? :P
 
._.
 
@El'endiaStarman All of those [REDACTED] stars
 
Hey new xkcd comic! It's pretty funny and acts as a template for jokes xkcd.com
Doorknob and Dennis at the same time!?!?
 
11:20 PM
@Downgoat thanks for your amazing golfs
 
@Downgoat stars message
 
only oneboxes if only content in message, and needs the number
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ np
 
and thanks again
 
I've watched two minutes so far and I'm sharing it already, mostly for how this guy talks. TED Talk - Brian Little: Who are you, really? The puzzle of personality
 
> # SAVE SHIFT
>_> I read that wrong
 
@El'endiaStarman It's not often a TED Talk makes me crack up. "How many times per minute - oh, I'm sorry, that was a rat study."
 
@El'endiaStarman ahaha
 
So far, I've found no expletives (even really boring ones) in the code. Or GH search blocks them.
 
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A: Interpret Kipple!

orlpC, 709 bytes The byte score is with newlines (that can be removed) removed, but for ease of reading I post it here with newlines: #define R return #define C ;break;case c[999]={};*P=c;*S[28];M[99999]={};t;*T; u(s,v){S[s]+=28;*S[s]=v; if(s>26){for(t=v/10;t;t/=10)S[s]+=28;T=S[s];do{*T='0'+v%10;T-...

 
:( I can't link tags
 
pffff
it's done
 
oh god
@orlp 0/10 i tried to paste that into terminal (as part of echoing to file)
bad stuff happened
...
C'?':if(#define R return
-bash: *P=c: command not found
-bash: *S[28]: command not found
Password:
Sorry, try again.
Password:
Sorry, try again.
Password:
sudo: 2 incorrect password attempts
Password:
Password:
Password:
Password:
SOCKS proxy 127.0.0.1:9050 enabled.

Starting Tor...


...
 
LOL
HACKED
 
11:37 PM
wat
 
jk lol
 
ik
wat was referring to your code asking for my password and then starting tor
 
> M[99999]
@orlp pls halp wat if my computer doesn't have neough memory for this
 
get a better one
 
@quartata Thanks for the edit!
 
11:39 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ This is actually amazing, when did this happen
 
it is very difficult as gaot for delivry guy to deliver insid goat pen. it's also hard to then lift up the box with hooves when he drops it
 
(that it got published on github that is)
 
Read the readme.
 
11:40 PM
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A: Golf a Sentence

Dr Green Eggs and Iron ManV, 67 58 characters Ó *¨[.,"':;?!()]©±* */± Ó¨s¿heüit©ús is/'s Óó«úeõ Ó^ *ü *$ Straightforward answer. 5 4 regexes in a row. Try it online!

@Downgoat Your move. :P
 
Looking at the comments it looks like programmer humor hasn't changed much in 40 years
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@DrGreenEggsandIronMan your code is borked >:)
 
@quartata sunday
 
asdf . . . should output asdf.
oh my god wat
nvm
 
11:42 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ bahahaha
 
> Tried to begin with step 1, and ran npm install csm.

The CSM package no longer builds, though;
the launch-pad dependency was unpublished from npm.
 
@Downgoat ಠ_ಠ
 
@quartata I need to left-pad a list with zeroes to a multiple of 8 in J. ],~0$~8-8|# almost works, but with lists of length 8, it makes a list of 16
 
> Which version of Apollo are you running? I suggest upgrading to Apollo 12
 
Back to the drawing board...
 
11:44 PM
?
HAHAHA
@Downgoat jQuery supporter:
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_____________ಠ______________________________________________________________________________ಠ
oh god that's messed up one sec
 
wat
@Downgoat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
er
 
not the emoji I meant, but works
> Wait guys I found it. Running on Travis CI now. Should work soon.
@orlp program doesn't work on my computer.
golf.c:11:1: error: second parameter of 'main' (argument array) must be of type
      'char **'
main(i,a){for(i=0;i<28;++i)S[i]=M+i;
^
1 error generated.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what did you use to run?
that's the error message
 
Hello @ev3commander!
 
was accident
@orlp gcc -w golf.c?
Rikers-MacBook-Pro:~ rikerw$ gcc -w golf.c
golf.c:11:1: error: second parameter of 'main' (argument array) must be of type
      'char **'
main(i,a){for(i=0;i<28;++i)S[i]=M+i;
^
1 error generated.
Rikers-MacBook-Pro:~ rikerw$
 
gcc -v
 
Configured with: --prefix=/Library/Developer/CommandLineTools/usr --with-gxx-include-dir=/usr/include/c++/4.2.1
Apple LLVM version 7.3.0 (clang-703.0.31)
Target: x86_64-apple-darwin15.4.0
Thread model: posix
InstalledDir: /Library/Developer/CommandLineTools/usr/bin
 
that's clang
not gcc
 
11:56 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ {.~-@>.&.(%&8)@# is cool, but maybe it’s long?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ try -ffreestanding
 
what is the point of a swapcase built-in besides in code golf ._.
 
Uh...?
Ruby has one
It's actually pretty useful
 
Downgoat is asking why.
 
11:57 PM
@Lynn I ended up with ],~0$~(9|8-])@#
 
>>> "teST".swapcase()
'TEst'
 
I have trouble imagining a usecase for swapcase, too.
 
say for instances correcting capitalization or something
 
@orlp k, works now.
 
but in those cases usually .lower and .upper functions would work just fine
 
11:59 PM
Right, when correcting capitalization, you usually know which way you want to correct in.
 
it could be useful for text-only headers?
idk
 

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