The Bridge

GodEmperorDune

8:01 AM

@ardaozkal done. also grats on level 52.

@Derpy they never said it was retail, but they didn't say it wasn't retail either

Private Pansy

8:17 AM

reddit.com/r/pitbulls_in_partyhats

Because... Internet

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

8:32 AM

1

foody friends

Proposed Q&A site for them who are the beginners and are lot more excited to know every thing about food

Currently in definition.

Dr R Dizzle

Hi all. Can anyone recommened a good, cheap gaming mouse? I've been playing Overwatch a lot recently, but I could do with at least one more button on my mouse for melee attacks, as whenever I try to use V at the moment (the default key) I end up jumping instead by hitting space bar.

Private Pansy

@DrRDizzle Maybe remap the key instead?

Dr R Dizzle

@PrivatePansy I tried that, I set it to melee on clicking the scroll wheel, but you have to take a finger off a mouse button and move it to the scroll wheel, which isn't great when you want to be able to shoot and melee in quick succession.

Private Pansy

I was thinking of another key on your keyboard that's further from the space bar

Dr R Dizzle

@PrivatePansy E would be my preference, but I'm pretty sure that's already in use.

As is F, I think.

badp

8:48 AM

How the fuck do you have Italy Spain as a round of 16 match

How is this a thing

How can you manage to make a tourney structure that is so ruined

How is this something that is the result of intelligent design

djsmiley2k

yawn

badp

How can someone possibly sit down, think about it for a while, and cover up with such a system that leads to this result

and what does it say about existence at large

If intelligent design can lead to such disastrous result how can we possibly consider this as an even possibly true

Clearly

Clearly Italy Spain as a round of 16 match is the Ultimate Proof

the Ultimate Proof that there is no god and death is forever

ATHEISTS CHECKMATE

TERRORISTS WIN

IT IS OVER

YOUR WHOLE LIFE — A LIE

ALL YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS — AN ILLUSION

djsmiley2k

@badp well that was always true :D

badp

YOUR ACCOUNTS — DESTROYED

VOTE LEAVE FROM THESE WRETCHED SPOHRTS

Private Pansy

@djsmiley2k I know I think, therefore I am, but what about everyone else?

djsmiley2k

9:00 AM

You think you think.

Private Pansy

Well no, my thought process is indisputable. That I am thinking right now is not in denial.

But everything else? Probably just a figment of my imagination

Derpy

@GodEmperorDune Sorry, what I really meant was "since when OEM software can be sold as stand-alone"?

djsmiley2k

9:18 AM

@Lazers2.0 lol

Quill

Just ask a mod to delete it, no need to flag it

Ronan

@Quill Isn't that what flagging is?

Quill

Flagging is for rude and abusive things, not for off-topic feed posts

Ronan

@Quill The popup says spam too.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What items can not be traded with other players?

I tried giving someone a pale tongue recently. I left it on the ground but despire me pointing down vigorously, he didn't seem to see it. I'm not sure if he just ignored it or if it was actually not visible for him. I've also read that you can apparently not trade upgrade materials. Are there an...

dark-souls-3

djsmiley2k

9:34 AM

Wow

Got Prof. Brian Cox discussing my question about calling gravity a 'force'.

fredley

@djsmiley2k neat

ardaozkal

@Quill first flag? :P

djsmiley2k

yah

Nearly missed it too

just randomly noticerd the new uploaded show - listened and my questrion was on :O

ardaozkal

Agreed btw, do NOT flag feed posts unless they contain extremely explicit content.

(nude profile pic etc)

Just ask a mod if it just has less "crazy" ones

Quill

Or a RO can move them to the Trash

ardaozkal

9:42 AM

@djsmiley2k nice

djsmiley2k

what's a feed post? :/

Oh, I didn't flag it btw, just laughed at it

Ronan

@Quill I used to do that, @badp said it doesn't solve the problem.

djsmiley2k

i checked and the actual spam was already gone

Quill

@djsmiley2k yeah, that's why the onebox looked different

Ronan

Yeah, I made sure it was deleted before.

Quill

9:44 AM

@Ronan depends what the problem is... is the problem that the message exists, or that the spam exists on main site?

djsmiley2k

else I'd of flagged that

@Quill well, the link was still 'here' in the chatroom

Ronan

@Quill I think that the link still exists and can be clicked on.

Quill

@Ronan I don't think people click links in the trash, but I understand the point... it's a hard line to distinguish

Lazers 2.0

10:01 AM

0

Q: ShadowPlay desktop capture resolution failure

I have a nice pair of 4k resolution monitors, but I prefer playing my games in Borderless Windowed mode due to multitasking and frequent need to Alt+Tab. So I have ShadowPlay recording the desktop, which is fine. The problem is, it's only recording at 1980x1080, shrinking down the 4k image in a ...

monitor recording shadowplay

ardaozkal

@Lazers2.0 wtf

30fps at 4k is hard and you expect to record at reasonable frame speeds on 4k?

8.8 million pixels rendered, all at 3 bytes, at 30fps... Estimated I/O would be about...

badp

@Quill well is the message spam? yes it is

there's no need to involve mods for run-of-the-mill garbage

ardaozkal

796mb per second.

Most SSDs are not over 500mb/s

Kevin van der Velden

You need at least sata 3.0 to even have a storage connector for it

Unionhawk

10:21 AM

→ 1 message moved to Android Hell

There I fix, happy? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

Links are nofollow anyway, so technically there is no reason to flag @Lazers

I mean, afaik anyway

badp

dude

they're spamming on the site to post links in chat

Unionhawk

So are you saying I've been informed incorrectly? Or...

badp

10:37 AM

I guess what I'm saying is that we could delete spam, or shove it under the refrigerator

and deleting the spam can be done by regular users and it's cleaner

so we should prefer that

unless we really start annoying people with those flags

which I guess is a possibility

Unionhawk

Well, I wouldn't necessarily say cleaner since the last time I did use flags for these things I got about a 30 minute lecture on why flagging spam oneboxes is a waste of moderators time or something

badp

well yes a flag specifically for mod attention is probably silly

Quill

an RO can just trash it

Ronan

@badp I flagged as spam/offensive.

Unionhawk

It was a flag for 10k/mod attention, which is the extent to which regular users can delete

badp

10:40 AM

@Quill so it's a waste of mod time, but it's not a waste of room owner time?

fredley

@badp RO's time is less valuable than mod time

Unionhawk

Nah, room owners are expendable

fredley

Regular users' time is the least valuable

Quill

@badp It's a waste of time to everyone, just a flag takes much longer than a message move

badp

I do suppose it can be more distracting

Ronan

10:41 AM

Should we meta this?

Quill

It's probably already been asked

badp

if you do, do it on MSE

Unionhawk

I just don't understand why people feel the need to go "invalid because that's just oneboxed spam and let's go talk to the flagging room" instead of "oh, yeah, that is spam, that's valid"

Quill

You can bring it up in 7 hours during the Town Hall, if you like

badp

@Unionhawk I can understand wanting to keep the flag volume down, before it just becomes noise

ardaozkal

10:42 AM

@Ronan yes, me

Unionhawk

The latter taking about 7 seconds to do

ardaozkal

*me

* m s e

badp

I'm just uneasy with the solution we've been using so far, ignoring the message

the spam has been getting more and more optimized for oneboxing

ardaozkal

@badp yeah, that works the best

Unionhawk

@badp I tend to agree, but there's always Nonsense and Drama involved with flags which is :|

Because spam is literally a flag reason

ardaozkal

10:45 AM

Flagging the feedbot is the problem

Unionhawk

Why?

You don't flag users you flag messages

The fact that @Lazers is unbannable is irrelevant

And/or, @Lazers is unbannable so it doesn't matter

ardaozkal

Users face consequences, bans are there to improve content. Flagging a bot while you can just not look at it or ask a RO to move it is waste of mod/10k time.

You just waste time of 1 ro, but if you flag you waste time of tens of users that flood in.

Unionhawk

And I say tens of users flooding in is stupid, it's obviously valid

KutuluMike

serves those users right. stop being so nosy.

ardaozkal

It comes to the point of "Why do we flag? What do we flag?", which is a meta discussion.

Unionhawk

10:49 AM

Spam and offensive messages is the what, and self defining why

ardaozkal

Why (to get rid of message or improve users attitude?) What (users or messages?)

Unionhawk

This shouldn't be rocket science, spam is spam is spam, it belongs neither on site nor here

Here being slightly less important, but still

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy Oh you don't know? Oh my. I won't ruin the mystery.

@monchéri Thanks!

ardaozkal

By bringing it to attentions of tens of users, one could say that you are SPREADING the spam.

Just ignore the message

Unionhawk

The only reason I've been using move is because people don't like saying valid on spam oneboxes posted by @Lazers for some reason

ardaozkal

10:52 AM

Unless, the link or picture is adult content, you shouldn't need to urgently get rid of the message

Ronan

@ardaozkal That's the worst logic ever. See also: Trolls, harassment.

Unionhawk

They'd rather say that's an invalid flag stop wasting my time I'll have you know my time is very valuable I'll spend 10 minutes lecturing you about it

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune I started typing up my answer before @Yuuki made his comment, so there.

I dind't even see his comment until this morning.

ardaozkal

EJECT. I'm waiting for a meta, or see you in 7 hours.

In town hall

Wipqozn

imgur.com/dj447Oa

Zeus damn it @GnomeSlice

One of the Heart sof Iron IV loading screen messages

Paradox, you so funny

fredley

11:07 AM

Meanwhile, in python

ardaozkal

Also I'm in kizilay. The place that was bombed twice

Full of people.

Wipqozn

my god that felt good

KutuluMike

on a lighter note.

mlp: the movie!

3

Wipqozn

someone was getting snippy with me in an email, since i told them they sent us a wrong size image, and they said "this is the same image we've been sending all along", so I reply pointing outit's actually 3 times the size they always provide us, and attached it.

KutuluMike

no evidence yet if there shall be friendship and/or magic.

Wipqozn

11:17 AM

well not "us", we're only covering for someone who is on vacation. We normally wouldn't even do that, since it's content, but reasons.

ardaozkal

Ouch. Illegal ads. Sticked around everywhere.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Is a 9 or 10 cost minion hit by Freezing Trap unplayable?

Today I was playing a game and had only my C'Thun on the board and my opponent (a Hunter) played a trap. I figured I was pretty safe as C'Thun would survive a damaging trap and I had an Innervate in my hand if he were to get returned. However, the Freezing Trap returned him to my hand and increas...

hearthstone

0

Q: might this be java?

I turn on the launcher, all works fine, until I try to go on to a specific server or login. I go onto 'multiplayer' then try a server but doesn't work. the game turns off and goes back to the launcher. it works exactly the same with singleplayer. my dad followed the trace back and found my only r...

world-of-warcraft

ardaozkal

11:44 AM

Am I in the slums or smth? Unattended kids wtf

I'm in the heart of Ankara btw

Unionhawk

12:09 PM

Archer renewed through season 10

cc @GodEmperorDune @fredley

Trent Hawkins

@Unionhawk CC: Me. Woo!

Unionhawk

I need to watch like the entire second half of the last season

I missed everything after clowns

Also what the shit gas is cheaper in the keys than at home right now

Private Pansy

@KutuluMike Hmmmm?

KutuluMike

http://i.stack.imgur.com/oNYXXm.jpg

@PrivatePansy that --^

Private Pansy

Yes, it's been known for a while now

KutuluMike

12:15 PM

yes but now it has a logo

100% different

Unionhawk

Image not found is best image

Private Pansy

Kristin Chenoweth is going to be in it

fredley

@Unionhawk Maybe I should just ignore @uni entirely

Arperum

Hmmm. I'm halfway through a consultancy period and I'm very much done with the project. The extra "make that thing easier to use jobs will be done later today...

There are three weeks left to use

Unionhawk

@fredley ....xD

Kevin van der Velden

12:16 PM

@Arperum use them to play games!

ardaozkal

Reminder: isuniwrong.com is Down

If you are the owner, please fix it

Or transfer it to me

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden not at home, I'm in the office of the client

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum use them to make games!

Unionhawk

@ardaozkal that would be @GodEmperorDune

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden heh

Not on the work PC here

Private Pansy

12:20 PM

It being purple makes me kind of weary

GnomeSlice

12:32 PM

@Arperum Learn motion graphics

Arperum

@GnomeSlice not interested.

Lazers 2.0

1

Q: Old games on Windows 10 tablet

I have a tablet with Windows 10 on it. It has an Intel Cherry Trail processor with integrated graphic card. I installed several games on it (Warcraft 3, C&C: Generals, NFS: Most Wanted, UT2004, DOOM 3, Flat Out 2, Counter Strike 1.6). While some of the games (Flat Out 2, NFS: Most Wanted, DOOM 3,...

monitor windows-10 directx-9

Lazers 2.0

12:52 PM

0

Q: Can attackers spawn inside walls?

There seems to be some debate about whether or not raiders and other creatures attacking my settlements can spawn inside walls I've set up or not. Which is it?

fallout-4

0

Q: Crash with a weird headline

Why does Minecraft say this--> "Server forgot to send required information to construct BlockEntity" when I log into certain servers in 1.10. like mineplex or cubecraft

minecraft

Tim Stone

1:04 PM

instagram.com/p/BG9SylUS9HNTQmKjSjXhdPq92ncq8k1FwHYVe80

They have a slide…in their office

Arperum

1:15 PM

ok, rest of today is a very slow "how to custom error in mvc 4" read info thing.

can't be bothered to do any more. if I have three weeks to fill with that last request they pulled up, I'm going to at least take a day...

MBraedley

The biggest problem with getting a new workstation is that I have to enter my admin password multiple times an hour for the first few days in order to get things installed.

badp

@Arperum btw we have heard about futures can you rewrite everything using futures that would really help

we would like to start trading blue chips so we need that by the end of tomorrow

LessPop_MoreFizz

> Cheetos Museum offering prizes for Cheetos that resemble other objects

I have so many questions.

Tim Stone

ah papa john, from the italian "father toilet"

Tweeted by amfmpm on June 2, 2016 at 7:04 PM

For @LessPop_MoreFizz

badp

1:30 PM

that is a meaning of john that I was previously unaware of

StrixVaria

@TimStone I am surprised there is nothing like this in my office.

Although there are also acres of new space in my office that I haven't explored yet, so maybe there is.

Kaizerwolf

1:42 PM

hey guys, if I have an old question of mine that was based on pc specs that I no longer use, and the question was never answered, should I delete or answer it myself?

Yuuki

Up to you.

Ronan

@Kaizerwolf I'd say if you know the answer then you should answer it in case it helps others, but there's no point deleting it if you don't.

Wipqozn

@Kaizerwolf Can you link the question?

Kaizerwolf

@Wipqozn gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/225910/…

it was based on specs of an old PC, and i've since upgraded. I haven't tried the game again but I assume the issue is non-existent, as my new system is more powerful

Frank

Well, you can't really answer it.

Kaizerwolf

1:49 PM

right, hence my dilemma haha

Frank

Do you think it will help others? Then leave it and let someone answer.

If you think it was localized to you alone, then delete it.

Kaizerwolf

okay, I'll think about that. Thanks Frank!

Wipqozn

Personally I wouldn't answer the question unless you've tested it on the new system and think it's working

Lazers 2.0

1

Q: What happens with the Items in Corvo Bianco when starting a New Game+

In the Blood and Wine DLC you become the owner of the vineyard Corvo Bianco. There you have armor and weapon stand where you can put some of your gear on display. When starting a New Game+ do you keep the stuff, put on display, or do you have to pick it up bevor starting a new game.

the-witcher-3 witcher-3-blood-and-wine

Lazers 2.0

2:05 PM

0

Q: Minecraft: Force a user to enable certain settings

Just wondering, is it possible to change the settings (e.g. Render distance) via commands? If not, is there another way to do?

minecraft minecraft-commands

Unix

Hi this site sucks bye.

Frank

@Unix Hi, Unikitty. Why aren't you banned?

Unix

It's over.

Frank

Yeah, with that attitude, that won't last.

MBraedley

Combating VR Sickness through Subtle Dynamic Field-Of-View Modification

►

Important VR science is already being done!

MadMAxJr

2:14 PM

Oh boy, is Unikitty stalking this channel again?

Waterseas

Bah, no one likes Unix anyways

fredley

@Waterseas uwotm8

MBraedley

I have no time from him now, so he's on ignore.

ardaozkal

new google design?

Arperum

@MBraedley He already was for me \o/

badp

2:25 PM

SCIENCE DISTANCE OVER THRESHOLD

fredley

@badp Comma%20Separated%20JSON

ArtOfCode

@fredley Comma,Separated,JSON

badp

* "Comma","Separated","JSON"

fredley

@badp "Json",{"Separator": "Comma"}

Private Pansy

public class Json extends Son {
    private String separator = ",";
}

badp

2:32 PM

I mean

I don't really hate the idea completely

but having an header row is just asinine

ArtOfCode

{
    "base_word": "JSON",
    "modifiers": [
        "separated": {
            "separator": ","
        }
    ]
}

Waterseas

['c','o','m','m','a',' ','s','e','p','e','r','a','t','e','d',' ','j','s','o','n']

3

Private Pansy

Shouldn't that be

[['c','o','m','m','a',],['s','e','p','e','r','a','t','e','d'],['j','s','o','n']]

Waterseas

Nah, character array isn't going to separate words into subarrays

Wipqozn

This looks promising

Lazers 2.0

2:37 PM

0

Q: Is it possible to play CEO and VIP stuff in a lobby with only organisation members?

I don't have that much money to become one. So, Im wondering if I can become an CEO or VIP then can I deliver packages etc in a lobby where only my organisation members are present?

gta-online

SaintWacko

Either way it's separated

MadMAxJr

You mean you can't just code with commas and white spaces?

SaintWacko

@Waterseas I like Unix. Just not @Unix

ardaozkal

@SaintWacko everyone hates @Unix and @Unidoggx

badp

@PrivatePansy ["comma","separated","strings"].map(x => {return x.split(/(.)/)})

ardaozkal

2:42 PM

jk we love you

Private Pansy

@badp You can just use split('')

split can also accept a plain string as the separator

badp

@PrivatePansy that's not as splitty

SaintWacko

@MadMAxJr I read a really interesting thing a while back, something about being able to write javascript, I think, starting with a very limited character set

I wish I could remember enough to find it

It was fascinating

Private Pansy

@badp Making every character the splitting character, capturing it then returning it? Top notch.

@SaintWacko JSFuck

fredley

@MadMAxJr What do you need commas for?

Private Pansy

2:44 PM

jsfuck.com

fredley

search.cpan.org/~dconway/Acme-Bleach-1.150/lib/Acme/Bleach.pm

Waterseas

` is a much better seperator

badp

@PrivatePansy it's the difference between your flimsy ['c','o','m','m','a'] and my glorious ['','c','','o','','m','','m','','a','']

ardaozkal

@Waterseas ` isn't on turkish keyboard

SaintWacko

@PrivatePansy Ah, yes, that was it, thank you

fredley

2:46 PM

@PrivatePansy pastebin.com/raw/mY9hp3AQ

Waterseas

@ardaozkal Is ~?

ardaozkal

yes

Private Pansy

@badp For extra credit you should join it back with U+200B ZERO WIDTH SPACE

ardaozkal

also Win + Space + Ctrl + Shift + 6 launches visual studio on admin wtf

Waterseas

What's the shift version of ~?

ardaozkal

2:46 PM

@PrivatePansy YOU MONSTER

badp

@PrivatePansy that one or the non-joiner one?

Unionhawk

Lol, yup, that's a thing that is happening

fredley

Whoever starred that, I commend your bravery

badp

@Waterseas what ~?

ardaozkal

I should make a language

an esolang

SaintWacko

2:48 PM

@Waterseas The shift is the tilde. Unshifted is backtick

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley that did exactly what I think it did

ardaozkal

ZeroWidth, like oOo, but converts ZWJ and ZWS to brainfuck

Waterseas

Ahh, got it

MadMAxJr

Lets just adopt LOLCODE.

4

SaintWacko

Speaking of special characters, a poem:

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , ,  SYSTEM HALTED

StrixVaria

2:50 PM

I want to see a whitespace to brainfuck compiler written in Malbolge.

4

Private Pansy

@MadMAxJr Dear Princess Celestia: Hello World!

fredley

@StrixVaria Y....you monster

ardaozkal

@StrixVaria someone made a oOo to brainfuck compiler in oOo

97

A: Translate oOo CODE

oOo, 1569 1515 bytes Had to be done. Try it here. Golfed: oooooooooOoOoooooooooooooooOoOooooooOOOoOoooooooOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOoOoooOOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOoooOoooOOooOOoOooOoOoOoooooOoooOoooooOOooOooOoOOooOoOoOoooooOoOooooOoOoooooOoOooOoOOoooOoOooooooOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOoOoooOOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOoo...

Blue Bug

Packet loss is typically caused by network congestion. When content arrives for a sustained period at a given router or network segment at a rate greater than it is possible to send through, then there is no other option than to drop packets.

ardaozkal

there is a familiar face in comments too

Blue Bug

2:52 PM

can low upload speed cause packet loss, in MP games such as Overwatch?

MBraedley

@Wipqozn Definitely looks like it's more likely to succeed than some other video games that have tried kickstarter. That said, it's still a video game on kickstarter.

ardaozkal

@BlueBug yes

Wipqozn

@MBraedley yeah, I ahve no intention of backing it, but I was hoping some of you would take on the risk so I don't have to!

Chippies

ardaozkal

if your upload is being used or if it is too slow, it'll cause packet drops

MBraedley

2:54 PM

@BlueBug It's unlikely just because of low upload speed. Running torrents or video streaming can do it though.

Blue Bug

I am not running anything else. My ~~upload~~ download speed is supposed to be 20 Mbps and ~~download~~ upload 2 Mbps

Wipqozn

@Chippies The amount of hnzo POTG has gone done by quite a bit since people learned how to play

Blue Bug

timewarnercable.com/en/plans-packages/internet/… turbo plan

MBraedley

You need dialup levels of upload bandwidth before it should become a problem.

@BlueBug I think you have those backwards.

Chippies

@Wipqozn it's still pretty hard to avoid when it comes through a wall and there's not much space to run, but yeah, it's not as bad as it was at first

Blue Bug

2:56 PM

@MBraedley u mean 2 Mbps is good enough for multi player gaming?

MBraedley

2Mbps is way more than you need for pretty much every online game. The only thing you can't do with that is stream

Chippies

@BlueBug it is

as long as you're not capping out the upload with other applications and your latency is fine, the 2 mbps bandwidth is plenty for pretty much all multiplayer games

MBraedley

Games need about 12kbps (according to some sources I read this morning) to function.

Chippies

@MBraedley that's a pretty generalized statement, it really differs from game to game and newer games can use more bandwidth than older ones

MBraedley

(Or it might be 12kBps, but either way)

Chippies

2:59 PM

but 2mbps should still be plenty for at least 99% of multiplayer games

MBraedley

@Chippies That would be typical for a FPS

Wipqozn