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6:01 PM
@El'endiaStarman unfreeze?

 The Block

Hangin' with Marky. Please be nice to him, his kill queue is a...
or any mods.
@Dennis ?
 
in The Block, 19 secs ago, by Feeds
Dennis has unfrozen this room.
 
@Geobits bring Marky here!
And make him forget the movie quotes.
And make him case sensitive.
And make him forgive me ಠ_ಠ
 
source of marky?
 
@BaldBantha Closed source.
@QPaysTaxes yes ಠ_ಠ
 
6:14 PM
@QPaysTaxes rofl
@QPaysTaxes yes ಠ_ಠ
wait what are we argueing about
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ About Marky finally forgiving me.
 
@Geobits will Marky finally forgive me? ಠ_ಠ
@QPaysTaxes I'm asking Geobits.
 
ಠ╭╮ಠ
 
@QPaysTaxes changes name to Minibits yes ō_ō [drinks avocad JUIC]
 
6:19 PM
@QPaysTaxes get on a newer one
@QPaysTaxes :D
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDᴏᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
XD
 
that's.... unfortunate.
 
@QPaysTaxes I would be \o/ing this!
 
my relationships summed up: :D)|(OOOOOOOOOOOO((((((((((|||||)|
 
Also, @QPaysTaxes upload this paste to a safe place, such as the GitHub.
 
6:22 PM
@zyabin101 How should I pronounce your name? I always say züjabin (ü is pronounced the same as the letter in the greek "mu", or as in Martin Büttner's name)
 
@Bálint Zjabin.
@QPaysTaxes Yes.
@QPaysTaxes -._(._.)_.-
 
@QPaysTaxes If you can't make scopes easily without them (without making a new function), then yes, else it shouldn't
Then it isn't necessary.
What would you use it for?
Yeah, then they aren't useful
Also, I assume it's not a big thing to change later
BTW, anyone has any experience with OpenGL?
3.0+
 
@Bálint I have experience with Python.
So no.
 
Arrays/lists don't create new scopes in Python.
....hmm. I guess it's actually irrelevant because you can't do assignments inside lists.
 
@zyabin101 Python has an openGL binding too, isn't it?
Something like PyGL
 
6:34 PM
Well, you can do a = 1; [a, b] = [2, 3]; print(a) #2.
 
code golfed WebGL?
 
@Optimizer 3.0+. yes, WebGL 2 is in the making but it definitely doesn't have the support neccesary to be considered a binding (non actually)
I'm just curious if I'm the only one, who needs multiple hours to even do something with it. (If I want to write maintainable code)
Currently I'm at the point, where I have 1 sprite on the screen with billboard shading.
 
@QPaysTaxes It's pretty useful quite often though. You can return multiple things from a function in a list and unpack them at the receiving end.
def foo(n):
    a = 3*n+1
    b = n//2
    return a,b
x, y = foo(30)
print(x) #91
print(y) #15
Incidentally, a, b = 3, 2 is syntatic sugar for (a, b) = (3, 2).
The syntax can get weirder.
>>> *w = map(lambda x:x**2, range(10))
SyntaxError: starred assignment target must be in a list or tuple
>>> *z, = map(lambda x:x**2, range(10))
>>> z
[0, 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81]
That's not weird syntax though. Just a borked interpreter. :P
 
woot. Actually got an offer from google. Maybe I was getting paid too little at my current job, but they doubled my salary
16
 
@NathanMerrill Awesome!
 
6:49 PM
Grats!
 
what?
 
> Actually got an offer from google.
 
I.e. @Mego's programming language Actually. :P
 
Hah
Seriously?
 
6:51 PM
I had been told that they were negotiating salary
 
@QPaysTaxes And that was icing on the cake. :P
 
which means that they wanted to hire me, but hadn't actually made an offer
but now, they actually offered
lol, no. I haven't responded. Still need to discuss things with my wife
bye!
 
@zyabin101 what about my jolf
 
6:59 PM
> CAN YOU KNOT DO THIS TO MY BRAIN
Bahaha. :P
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No, it clearly said "Jeff!"
 
@zyabin101 >_>
 
@QPaysTaxes Is this good news?
@El'endiaStarman I hate numberphile, they start to debunk all my magic tricks!!
@QPaysTaxes So did the chance actually fall (due to some change) or was it at 10% all along and they just didn't know any better?
 
@QPaysTaxes I bet you didn't see that text from you doctor coming
 
7:14 PM
@QPaysTaxes Anyway, congrats now that your chance of dying of a stroke is higher than going blind!
 
anyone want to test my bot in the sandbox
 
@BaldBantha Saaaaandbox!
Which one?
 
@QPaysTaxes And to celebrate that, a quickie quiz question: What kind of an unit is bpsqft?
 
@flawr Bytes per square foot.
You never said it had to make sense... :P
 
@El'endiaStarman Wrong!
 
7:18 PM
actually, that does make sense
 
It is....
 
its the size of a hard drive
 
user image
11
BUNNIES PER SQUARE FEET
3
 
@zyabin101 um theres only one sandbox?
 
@flawr ...how?
@BaldBantha There's the chat room Sandbox and the PPCG Meta post Sandbox [for proposed challenges].
 
7:19 PM

Sandbox

Where you can play with chat features (except flagging) and ch...
 
@El'endiaStarman This is just a realization of 6 samples from an uniform probability distribution of 1 bunny per square foot.
 
I still like bytes per square foot
 
@Lembik I have no idea what they are talking about here. Care to elaborate?
 
@AlexA. I've never heard of them up to now, but they seem to make cool stuff: youtube.com/watch?v=gAvDwehRPsU
 
7:27 PM
does this meta answer imply we think a list of characters is acceptable for a string? meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/2216/20260
 
@NathanMerrill People are golfing Turing machines that halt (or don't halt) if and only if some unproven conjecture has a counterexample.
 
@xnor I believe I posted another answer extending that one to include that definition, but I think it's at +1/-1
 
Oh, and also Turing machines that may or may not halt independently of ZFC, the standard foundation of modern mathematics.
 
@El'endiaStarman I apparently don't know enough about Turing machines to understand
I mean, I've learned the concept once upon a time, but isn't a turing machine just a list of instructions with an infinite tape?
 
@NathanMerrill Basically, yeah. What's being golfed are the number of states.
 
7:30 PM
@QPaysTaxes I hope you read the subsequent chat messages.
 
@NathanMerrill I believe they are golfing state machines built out of Turing machines
 
Luckily I do not know anything about turing machines and ZFC
@QPaysTaxes But I hope you saw the image?
 
what instructions are available on a turing machine?
 
Idk about the ones they are using, but the bare bones one is the same as BF
 
and move tape, right?
 
7:33 PM
@NathanMerrill Based on the current state and the symbol under the tape head, write to the tape (may be the same symbol), move left or right, and change to a different state (well, may be the same state as before).
I am now trying to find the website I learned this from several years ago.
 
@QPaysTaxes No, but this might have been it: rendell-attic.org/gol/TMapplet
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

NoOneIsHereHelp me find my car image-processing graphical-output code-challengecode-golf Every time I go to the mall, I use the "Find your car" machine. It never finds my car. I need you to help me make a better one. Objective Given a directory with images 1.jpg, 2.jpg..., and a license plate string,...

 
brainfuck is esentially a turing machine
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That was the smallest form of turing-complete language possible
 
7:37 PM
@Bálint yeah, there are smaller
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 110.4 seconds!
 
ugh. you literally beat me by 1 second
 
Well it was the first pass where I first didn't even get what to do.
68.2s now that I know what to do^^
 
@flawr I haven't tried again yet
 
600-cell: 211.5 seconds.
 
7:47 PM
@El'endiaStarman Can switch modes???
 
Yeah, click on the screen.
 
yeah, it sometimes doesn't work
 
You get to nom each of the 4D polytopes.
 
4D+ is fascinating
 
I think that's mostly because it takes time to generate the shapes.
 
7:47 PM
Adnan comes in as ಠ_ಠ comes in. Sock confirmed.
5
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ huh wat
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Are you saying Adnan is ಠ_ಠ's sock?
 
...if there are two socks then who is wearing them?
 
7:51 PM
ha got eem
 
ಠ_ಠ is wearing Adnan, wearing a sock
 
mornamornamornaning
 
Sockception
 
@xnor Hmm, the no-regex thing kind of has the problem I mentioned on that meta post about "what counts as regex". Technically none of Snails is regex, so it should have the banner? (Although you can't use regex in snails... so I'm not sure...)
 
oooh....say you take a fully-extended sock, and put another fully extended sock in it
and continue the pattern until you make a neverending loop of socks
 
7:53 PM
@FryAmTheEggman I tried to define that by saying "built-in pattern-based string matching"
 
that would actually be pretty fun to make
 
fractal sock
 
*hyperventilates* #wombatlove http://cowp.co/f2F http://t.co/DJ865nMzTX
why would you ever want npm socks
 
@FryAmTheEggman I could definitely imagine answers for which it's unclear
 
@xnor oh I missed the edit :P But then doesn't that include find? A very boring pattern is still a pattern...
 
7:55 PM
@NathanMerrill I can actually make a paper frisbee from paper claws in this manner.
 
@El'endiaStarman yeah, I've seen that
 
@NathanMerrill A sock-oboros!
 
but socks are much harder to manipulate like that IMO
 
@FryAmTheEggman no, find is ok, i think it's understood that pattern-matching refers to non-trivial patterns
 
You can definitely still make socks fly though. Roll 'em up into a ball and throw 'em! :P
 
7:56 PM
@flawr lol, had to look it up, but yes
 
@xnor Fair enough, I do hope it works out, I just didn't want anything to sneak by too easily
 
@El'endiaStarman A sock a day ...
 
keeps the doctor away
 
@flawr ...means laundry in a week.
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

weatherman115The FitnessGram™ Code Golf Test Same concept and rules to the well-known Rick Astley post a while back, only instead of using samples of various sizes, sample length is limited to what number sample it is. And different text for the program to write. It's code golf, so standard loopholes apply,...

 
8:03 PM
Ohai.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ drinkhai
 
@Adnan eathai
 
Who is perlun?
 
8:10 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes.
 
Also, TIL Riker made npm
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ o_O
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Well, at least the login page.
> ohai
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ^ :D
 
Actually kinda proud they asked me.
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

TimmyDLargest Sum-Free Partition related and inspired by -- Finding sum-free partitions code-golf set-partitions combinatorics A set A is sum-free if its self-sum A + A = { x + y | x, y in A} has no elements in common with it. Alternatively, the equation x + y = z has no solution for x,y,z ∈ A. For ...

 
what does "main" do in an npm module?
what thing is installed?
 
and Adnan owns ಠ_ಠ?
 
8:20 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ಠ_ಠ owns Adnan
5
 
@Adnan really?
 
yes
 
wow
tilllllllllllllllllllllllll'
 
Today I learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned learned
 
8:28 PM
you missed the '
 
'
 
does anyone have a general list of functions that operate on arrays?
ok, will do
 
8:42 PM
$$|%{$$}
^ Legitimate PowerShell
 
it's a fork?
 
$$ is a special variable meaning the last token of the previous command
So, we take the last token of the previous command, pipe it to a ForEach-Object loop |%{...} and each iteration just output the last token of the previous command
 
:29771504 That's a thing (see also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…)
 
@AlexA. Hm I have to take it back, after about an hour of listening to them they seem to be rather dull...
 
PS C:\Tools\Scripts\Golfing> $$|%{$$}
}
 
If you don't have a previous command, $$ will be $null
 
It's weird how I have a hard time keeping Euclid and Euler separate in my mind. Both were very prolific mathematicians, and they lived millennia apart.
 

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