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4:00 AM
@Geobits made it just for you
 
It was a wonderful idea, too :)
 
complete with anti-mod spray
 
Someone just asked for my help with a Java program, but then went on about styling elements. Turns out she was talking about JavaScript.
 
4:01 AM
 
@Doorknob Tabs get stomped in most languages. Good thing I don't care :D
 
@Geobits as they should be. :P
3 mins ago, by Geobits
If you guys want to talk to him, he's in Beep Boop too. go away is my quiet little testing area.
 
@Doorknob I'm speaking to him in a hushed voice
 
oh okay, carry on
 
clearly my anti mod spray does not work on birds. hmm...
works well on doorknobs though
 
4:04 AM
> onr
> works good
 
@Doorknob Heh, expected results for FSharp =P
 
@Doorknob That was actually pretty interesting.
 
Tabs aren't allowed in the code, so... only spaces =P
 
@Cyoce on mobile deal
 
in Beep Boop Maggot, 51 secs ago, by Marky Markov
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ( I'm not sure if I'm not sure )
 
4:05 AM
hahaha
 
Marky is gaining sentience.
4
 
@Roujo They aren't allowed? 2000% more respect for F#.
 
@AlexA. Yeah, it's a syntax error
 
That's awesome
 
@El'endiaStarman Ruby is 100% two spaces. Which is both surprising and not at the same time.
It's the convention, but I would have figured at least some people would have disregarded it
 
4:07 AM
Can you rename him skynet
 
Or Johnathan
 
@AlexA. Why the extra h >_>
 
Jhohnhathanh
 
@Roujo I wish all languages with significant whitespace did this.
 
@Zgarb Likewise ^^
 
4:08 AM
@Zgarb YES
 
@Zgarb +1
 
Languages with significant whitespace should. Then again, languages with significant whitespace are stupid.
 
Tabs in Haskell are interpreted as 4 spaces, if I remember correctly.
 
@Zgarb what is the length function?
 
4:10 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ The what now?
 
How do you calculate the length of a string?
 
My girlfriend was taking a class where she had to use Python. The editor where she wrote it used tabs by default and where she had to paste and run it used spaces. Whenever she made tweaks in the latter environment, it would cause weird errors because Python couldn't comprehend the mixed indentation methods.
 
length
 
@Zgarb or len() if you're in stupid python
 
@AlexA. Oh even I agree tabs are stupid in python.
2
 
4:11 AM
@Geobits I used to agree with you to a degree, but eh. Since I've tried F#, I've stopped having strong feelings about it. I like how it all flows without having to scope using braces and all.
 
@Geobits You're only saying that because you're trying to do something complex in Python without doing simpler stuff. :P
 
@Roujo Don't like braces? Use Julia! :D
 
@El'endiaStarman That's possible and all. But I'll deny it to the end.
 
No braces, no significant whitespace
 
Don't like braces? Use BF! :D
 
4:12 AM
@El'endiaStarman btw you should totally mke PyTek throw an error on tabs
 
Sleep now ->
 
Don't like braces? Don't worry, your orthodontist will remove them in a couple years.
 
@quartata No.
Really, almost all whitespace will be insignificant in Pytek.
 
@Doorknob BF has braces lol
 
no, it has brackets
 
4:13 AM
^
 
@quartata ninja'ed
 
I'll still set a convention for readability, but indentation won't be necessary.
 
Learn the difference; it could save your life.
 
Marky is a golfer.
 
Catch-all term for parens, brackets, and braces?
 
4:14 AM
@El'endiaStarman Containing-shapes :P
 
parackses
 
in Beep Boop Maggot, 18 secs ago, by Marky Markov
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ \o/
 
Does anyone know where I can find a leaderboard that can have multiple challenges on it?
 
@Doorknob I thought that said pancakes for a minute and I was like oh yeah that makes sense
 
4:17 AM
@GamrCorps Martin did one.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ good night!
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ G'night!
 
@El'endiaStarman do you happen to know what challenge it was on?
 
@AlexA. ok, that's our neologism. ([{}]) are all pancakes
 
Perfect
 
4:17 AM
Can I have the not-squiggly pancake?
The squared ones look good for holding syrup.
 
You've narrowed it down to ([])
 
@GamrCorps Can't remember their names right now. Search for "leaderboard" in questions with Martin as the poster.
 
oh
 
@El'endiaStarman ok Ill try that. Thanks
 
@GamrCorps 28 results, not too many
oh, it's probably the ASCII art series
 
4:20 AM
@Doorknob Yep that looks good. Thanks!
 
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Q: Calculating Parabolic Curves in 3D Space

Zach GatesTask Write a program or function that will determine if a point in 3D space lies on a 2D parabolic curve. Input 3 points in 3D space vertex of a 2D parabolic curve arbitrary point on the curve arbitrary point in space Input may be taken in any form (string, array, etc.) provided no other...

 
@Doorknob You may have forgot to delete this:
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A: Upgoat or Downgoat?

ersksIt will be better if we use 10-fold Cross Validation.

 
um haha oops
you saw nothing
 
I ninja'd the deletion
I probably would have converted it to a comment but it's not really a useful comment
 
I took the chance to get a delete vote in. :P
 
4:31 AM
(I cast a flag on it.)
 
I looked at it afterward and saw that it was deleted.
 
I could cast an undelete vote.
 
just like I could suspend you :P
 
@PhiNotPi Trying to beef up your stats for a moderator election? ;P
 
@AlexA. shhh
 
4:33 AM
I have... 56 helpful flags from before I became a mod -.-
 
I have at least 2 before I become a mod.
 
I have 3 on meta and 28 on main :)
 
I also have 3 on meta
 
Has anyone pinged Grace Note today?
 
no, nor is it necessary
 
4:36 AM
^
 
You could do it though.
 
Why actively try to PO a CM?
 
POaCM. Sounds like a bad tv show.
 
Because we want to be the first beta to reach 2000 days?
 
Pfft, shoot for 3000 :D
 
4:39 AM
Good job Marky's in a room where pinging a CM won't work
 
A moderator can ping anyone from any room ;)
 
Good job Marky's not a mod ;)
 
I can ping anyone from any room.* *Terms and conditions apply.
 
Oh, he shouldn't be pinging random people any more.
He better not, anyway, if he knows what's good for him.
 
Was he??
 
4:40 AM
o_O
 
Yea, he occasionally would ping someone because there are a lot of "@Whoever" in the transcripts >_>
 
Oh, haha that's why Dennis was confused
 
The pings should be stripped out of his responses now, except for who he's replying to.
 
@Dennis Asking nicely what's happening with our graduation issue is hardly actively trying to piss someone off.
 
I shall henceforth do all JS programming on IE. Then, I won't have to worry about browser support. "If it works on IE, there is no excuse for it not to work on your machine" If this does not work on your machine, you have no excuse for not switching to a better one
 
4:42 AM
See Marky? Geobits is a good daddy after all.
 
@Doorknob Why no 1-space?
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
@PhiNotPi because 1-space is terrible
 
@Cyoce "This doesn't work in netscape :("
 
He probably checked for that as well but there were too few cases to report. That'd be my guess.
 
4:43 AM
@Geobits see edit
 
Today was the first time I flagged an answer. Yay!
 
@Cyoce If you're using Internet Explorer, you've done something very wrong with your life.
 
@Cyoce Yes join the Exploration!
 
You're living life on the... Edge.
 
Oh yeah, guys, any ideas on interpreting untyped lambda calculus?
Just general algorithms?
 
4:46 AM
@Calvin'sHobbies That depends on the frequency.
 
I was thinking something along the lines of translating to another language (ex.: JS) but I couldn't figure out much more.
 
HOW JUIC AVOCAD
 
@Calvin'sHobbies It may not be actively trying, but it could be effective. I trust her to be transparent with us once she figures out what's going on.
@Quill Feeline canot juic avodad
 
i try for wun our but no juic :c
 
I got juic!
 
4:50 AM
 
how juic parackete?
 
how juic avoalex?
 
The Internet™ has a disappointing lack of pictures that contain both llamas and avocados
chat mini-challenge: find a picture that contains both a llama and an avocado
 
@Geobits squez
 
/me squezes @AlexA.
 
4:51 AM
/me juic
 
:o
 
anyone have ideas for my previous question?
 
@Dennis I'm betting Grace Note and other CM's are rational enough to simply ask anyone annoying them to stop, instead of flying off the handle or something
 
I found Alex's tattoo
 
It has birds and avocados => definitely mine
 
4:54 AM
@Doorknob This is exactly as hard as it should be.
 
A llama about to snort a mountain of cocaine
 
that's... something
 
4 mins ago, by Calvin's Hobbies
@Dennis I'm betting Grace Note and other CM's are rational enough to simply ask anyone annoying them to stop, instead of flying off the handle or something
 
> How to care for a Llama:
> make it snort a mountain of cocaine
 
> itsnort
 
4:57 AM
@AlexA. It's nort
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I don't doubt that, I just don't think it's necessary to frequently ping them.
 
^
 
That's not avocado juice
That's lies
 
I cheat
 
4:59 AM
wtaf
 
that is
also something
 
The image is avocado.jpg
 
mine is llamacado.png
 
10/10
 
@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ take first argument to the right of the current expression, substitute instances of first variable in expression with it, recurse.
 
5:01 AM
They're surprisingly good at recognition. I like that I can search my phone for keywords and find pictures I've taken.
 
Why did this place suddenly turn into an imageboard?
 
I don't know why you would translate it to JS tbh
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I say lay the blame on Quill this time ;)
 
@Calvin'sHobbies welcome to le 19chan
 
Yeah, guilty

le 19chan

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Bookmarked just now by Quill

Did you guys get a 2016 Community Ad meta post?
 
5:07 AM
no?
 
no we're plebs
 
You're supposed to get one every year and seeing as the sidebar was updated
 
I think the last time we had one was before I was even active on the site
 
Only ad thing I know of is from 2014
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Q: Let's make an ad for our site! (And now vote for our newly posted ads!)

Doorknob Success! We have officially garnered 48 clicks (more than CR's ad) on ads on Programmers, 9 clicks on Game Development, and a whopping 171 clicks (6 per day) on Theoretical Computer Science! Hooray! UPDATE: Ads have been posted! Vote for us! There was a tie, with two answers a...

 
@Quill only graduated sites get those
 
5:10 AM
^
 
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Squeamish did pretty good (though I'm not crazy bout the golf references)
 
I wonder, is it worth it for us to make another ad campaign?
 
probably
 
lemme check how effective the last one was
353 clicks from Programmers
(about 1 click every 4 days)
 
5:13 AM
I'd say we need a graduation campaign first
 
I say we make another one.
 
@Doorknob That's pretty sad.
 
woah, 1633 clicks from cstheory
about 1.2 per day
wait, I bet the "per day" counts them even after the year has passed and they stop showing up
 
probably
 
so it's actually about 2 clicks per day on Programmers, and 9 per day from cstheory
 
5:15 AM
okay
 
Good thing we're not trying to make money from those things.
 
143 clicks from gamedev, which is about 1 per day I guess
 
Wait what ad stats?!
 
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Q: Let's make an ad for our site! (And now vote for our newly posted ads!)

Doorknob Success! We have officially garnered 48 clicks (more than CR's ad) on ads on Programmers, 9 clicks on Game Development, and a whopping 171 clicks (6 per day) on Theoretical Computer Science! Hooray! UPDATE: Ads have been posted! Vote for us! There was a tie, with two answers a...

click the links at the top
I think it would be reasonable to make a new meta post soliciting ads for this year
 
Aww, I thought it'd be a bit easier. Like if it was in the mod tools.
 
5:18 AM
@Doorknob I'm literally typing one up
 
haha okay I was about to start doing that but it's past 11 so I guess I should go to sleep now
 
I dunno. Those stats aren't exactly inspiring (or any of the ads stats, not just ours). It would probably be more effective to advertise outside the network. Within the network, I'm sure nearly all of our cross-traffic comes from HNQ.
 
Can confirm. The majority of our traffic comes from Stack Overflow.
Followed by Google
 
Don't get me wrong, if you want to draw some pretty ads, go for it. I'm just not expecting much from them in terms of performance :/
 
5:22 AM
Is this a 14-day view?
 
30 days
WHAT THE OK WHAT WONG? — Henry WH Hack 26 secs ago
 
Oh right, that makes more sense.
I can't imagine how someone thinks reddit and SO look anything alike.
You know there should be like rules on bad questions! — Henry WH Hack 23 secs ago
What a weird troll.
 
@Henry WH Hack There is rules your just not following them — Henry WH Hack 1 min ago
ok what?
 
40 secs ago, by Geobits
What a weird troll.
 
anyone here want to help me speed up a python code?
 
5:29 AM
Trust me, you don't want my help.
 
ok
anyone else?
 
I've been fighting python all day :/
 
    for m in re.findall(r"(e(>+)s)",theFile):
        theFile = theFile.replace(m[0],"f"+str(len(m[1])),1)
the re.findall matches only 119,770 instances instantly, but it takes like almost a minute to do all the replacements
is it faster to do slice replacement?
 
@Doorknob WHAT THE OK WHAT WONG?
 
Please let this not be a new meme. Please let this not be a new meme. Please let this not be a new meme.
 
5:38 AM
_UNK
 
I ' m not sure what the _UNK is .
 
Alex, Ukraine
101 1
an Alex who is a bird
 
Oh shit and he's in the Ukraine
 
Just like you!
 
5:42 AM
pffft we're all in ukraine
 
In Soviet Russia, Ukraine is in you.
 
In the computer... it's so simple
 
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Q: Let's make more ads for our site! (2016 edition)

PhiNotPiA couple years back we ran an advertising campaign using community ads on other network sites. For those who might be unaware, community ads are "community-vetted ads that that will show up ... in the right sidebar" of the respective site. You can see community ad threads on several graduated si...

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Any opinions on whether I should increase 128 for this?
 
6:01 AM
@ThomasKwa +1, but I'm afraid I have no opinion on the number of possible inputs
@quintopia Before you optimise, are you already running this with PyPy?
 
PyPy has built-in sandboxing? o_O
 
@Dennis I fear I've missed something
 
> Sandboxing: PyPy provides the ability to run untrusted code in a fully secure way
 
So input() in PyPy isn't awful?
 
@Dennis Oh! I thought I'd missed a requirement from quintopia... :)
 
6:10 AM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Thomas KwaUse Simpson's Rule Simpson's rule is a fairly simple method for approximating a definite integral of one variable. The idea is to approximate the function to be integrated by a series of interpolated parabolas, and then find the area under those. As I learned in first-year calculus, the form of...

 
That would completely solve my sandboxing problem for TIO. Most interpreters use Python anyway.
 
@NewSandboxedPosts Must you interrupt when we're talking about sandboxing?
 
@NewSandboxedPosts Too simple?
 
Are you requiring a specific algorithm or approach?
 
6:12 AM
@AlexA. Me?
 
Yeah, in the challenge. So it's Simpson's Rule for approximation only?
 
Shouldn't the shortest algorithm just be dot product with [1,4,2,4,...,4,1]?
 
I guess
Seems kind of restrictive to require a specific approach, in this case Simpson's Rule.
 
Where's the ambiguity then?
Oh
This is supposed to be a simple challenge about generating the list to dot product with.
It's not really about integrals; that's just the theme.
If it's too trivial I could change it to one of the slightly more complicated rules.
 
Are you going to allow built-in integration functions that use Simpson's Rule?
(That are documented to do so)
 
6:17 AM
@AlexA. Hmm. Probably.
I don't think they'll win anyway.
 
Yeah, not likely. I don't know of any integration functions offhand anyway that are guaranteed to use that method.
 
Thanks for the feedback; I'm going to sleep.
Good night!
 
Good night!
 
@PhiNotPi about the ad post: are gifs allowed?
 
It's in the description.
> Must be GIF or PNG
> No animated GIFs
Meta post incoming.
 
6:35 AM
@somebody SE has a general ban on animated ads, whether external or internal (which I'm very grateful for)
 
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Q: What are all of the requirements for a language to valid for use on this site?

PhiNotPiWhat counts as a viable and usable programming language has been a subject of debate recently. One thing I've realized that our policy on this matter is rather fractured, with several different points covered in many different threads. Here are some examples: Our current policy on what counts...

 
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Q: Make a long type signature

Michael KleinChallenge Find an expression, at most 100 bytes long, with the longest type signature. Rules Any statically typed language with type inference is allowed The type must be non-ambiguous, but otherwise may include types without defined instances. For example Num [a] and Eq [a] are allowed, even...

 
7:04 AM
//else cout<<"dimension madness!";
Found in some production code
 
Hmm - doesn't make sense as a comment. Try uncommenting it...
 
:P
 
7:28 AM
@AlexA. - I'm sure you'll agree with the comments.
 
is there a way to do control flow in postfix/stack based style?
 
7:41 AM
I don't remember which language did it (Vitsy?) but they had {} for blocks, and you could push two of those onto the stack, the thing to check, then pop that, test for truthiness, pop off the next two items (the blocks) on the stack and run one or the other based on that first value's truthiness.
 
 
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9:10 AM
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Q: Pentagonal Numbers

KRam1802Pentagonal numbers are generated by the formula, Pn=n(3n−1)/2. The first ten pentagonal numbers are: 1, 5, 12, 22, 35, 51, 70, 92, 117, 145, ... It can be seen that P4 + P7 = 22 + 70 = 92 = P8. However, their difference, 70 − 22 = 48, is not pentagonal. Output the pair of pentagonal numbers, P...

 
 
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10:58 AM
I have a completely harmless pure code golf challenge :)
if anyone is about
 
?
 

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