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5:00 PM
I don't know.
 
The real question is, what happens when he reaches 2,147,483,648.
 
I wonder what happens when the number of badges he has overflows a 16-bit integer.
@Dennis dammit ninja'd
 
@Dennis Depends. Does SO support 64-bit rep counts?
 
@ASCIIThenANSI Unlikely.
 
I guess we'll find out.
 
5:02 PM
YouTube used 32-bit integers for views until Gangnam Style overflowed :P
 
@quartata So I guess SO would use 32-bit until Jon Skeet's rep overflows
 
32 thousand 630 answers. O.O
 
Apparently they actually used signed integers too ಠ_ಠ
@Dennis !
He has two pages worth of gold badges.
And 5 pages worth of silver badges.
 
@Dennis If the top 3 users gave all their rep in bounties to Jon Skeet, his rep would overflow.
 
@ASCIIThenANSI Nah
Not enough.
 
5:05 PM
That's 2 billions, not millions.
 
I think pretty much every user on SO would have to give all of their rep to him.
It would be worth it for science though
 
@Dennis facepalm For some reason I didn't see the "k"...
 
Or we could just ask a dev. :P
 
Nah
It has to actually happen.
Devs are notorious liars, for one.
 
Plus breaking the site is fun.
 
5:06 PM
Two, Jon Skeet must haz all le rep
 
Alright, discovery requires experimentation.
 
GIVE REP ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
 
Donate all your rep on SO to Jon Skeet today! FOR SCIENCE!
 
Get suspended for trying to D donate all your rep on SO to Jon Skeet today!
ftfy
 
@Dennis Eh
It would be worth it
 
5:10 PM
@quintopia thanks for the edit. so someone actually read that ^^
 
@MartinBüttner I read it.
I just didn't notice the positive typo
I was too distracted by the shiny colors
 
@MartinBüttner I didn't actually finish >_>
 
@quintopia I don't blame you :D
 
@MartinBüttner I may go through and lowercase all your compass directions.
 
sure, thanks
@Dennis heh just found this comment of yours ... (although apparently I had already read that answer a while ago, because it already had my upvote)
 
5:23 PM
:)
 
So close to getting Catalan Numbers working in pl
I'm hoping to get it on GitHub today
Then the world can witness my terrible Perl
 
random question: if at every second an event could occur with (independent but constant) probability p, what distribution do the intervals between events have?
do you get a Poisson distribution or something?
 
@MartinBüttner Unrelated to your question but I always laugh every time I see "Poisson distribution" because poisson means fish in French.
 
hm, Poisson distribution is actually defined as the number of events in a fixed interval with the same setup
 
@quartata well, it is named after a French person called Poisson
 
5:32 PM
@randomra Yes I know.
 
ah no, you get an exponential distribution.
 
I still find it funny.
 
thanks Wikipedia
 
Does anyone else think this question should be called Santa's choice?
 
I don't know.
 
5:38 PM
Stupid internet! Can't even delete...
 
@Dennis Yes.
 
@Dennis Eh.
I think "decision" implies more weight.
I like that better.
 
But choice is catchier.
 
^
 
Read this, and scroll until the second set of definitions.
This is a excerpt:
With choice, it is more of a mindset approach, meaning we have a perception of what the right or wrong choice may be.
Santa definitely has a right or wrong choice.
Ergo, choice is better than decision.
 
5:44 PM
All right.
 
@quartata Thank you for submitting to the power of my logic.
Any leads on your onion knight hat?
 
Nope.
 
TimmyD has it too, right?
Anybody else that you know of?
 
Yeah. There's a meta post.
One second.
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A: Winter Bash 2015 Secret Hats

Hosch250Onion Knight Appears to be based on the Onion Knight job class, and involves starting weak, but rapidly gaining power after a certain level. Hat on PPCG Hat on Mathematica Hat on Server Fault Hat on Mathematics Another hat on Mathematics Hat on SciFi Hat on MSE Hat on HWR Hat o...

It's a little out of date
Since we have so many on PPCG
I believe the people with it on PPCG are me, Timmy, isaacg and Doorknob.
 
I wonder if there is something about PPCG that earns it fast.
It might be have an answer with low viewage/votes that skyrockets later.
That guy quill seemed to get it somehow. He has like what, 30 hats?
 
6:03 PM
@quartata I've reached a googol.
You can also see what I have so far here:
 
6:14 PM
@RikerW That's a lot of hats.
 
I checked and forgot to edit, he actually has 28..
 
That's still a lot.
 
Somehow he got the onion knight.
 
Yes, you mentioned that.
 
How many do you have?
 
6:15 PM
6 so far
 
I have 8, but I am not really searching them out.
Except I had to torture Jon Ericson, it was just so fun. :P
 
I'm not really putting much effort into getting hats either
 
Does that make me a bad person?
 
Not really.
Have you checked out the preview I posted of my number list yet?
 
I wonder how many inbox notification Doorknob has, because his post on the hat list seems to be a hairboat target.
@SuperJedi224 Yes, but what is it for? Fun? :P
 
6:18 PM
Pretty much.
 
Oh, should this challenge be Santa's Decision or Santa's Choice?
 
Either one.
 
I think Choice.
 
Also, Latex seems to render towers of more than about 3 exponents a bit wierdly.
 
@SuperJedi224 I noticed that.
 
6:20 PM
 
...I forgot to specify the unit on one of the distances
 
Almost
 
@SuperJedi224 I have to say it looks really cool.
 
The 0.98357 is feet, by the way
 
@mınxomaτ :P. Your computer crashes tommorow. NOOOOOOO!!!
 
6:21 PM
I should note that on the list
 
@RikerW "Tomorrow" is in 5 hours.
 
It could still crash.
 
Still have a phone :)
 
It could die.
The world could be against you.
 
4
Q: Hexadecimal and the Alphabet

DowngoatHexadecimal and the Alphabet In this challenge, you will receive an input, convert it to hexadecimal, make a couple changes, and output the result. Because they are only 16 characters in hexadecimal, your code will need to be as short as possible. Examples Examples are separated by a blank ...

 
6:37 PM
Thank you, @NewMainPosts.
 
cat
That challenge is harder than it seems if your language of choice doesn't know about strings.
 
7:13 PM
There are a lot of Sierpinski questions, but is there one that is just "output the sequence oeis.org/A001317 "?
 
I just wrote and tested an answer to the hexadecimal question in Pyth with a broken mouse.
 
cat
@ThomasKwa I think you should use a Mouse next time :)
 
@quintopia I'm not aware of one. sounds good :)
 
cat
@quintopia will it be a catalogue?
 
cat
7:17 PM
?
 
@quintopia it's fairly simple though: ri1a{(j_2*^}j
@cat don't do catalogues. just don't accept an answer and allow newer languages. (and include a leaderboard if there are more than N answers)
 
cat
@MartinBüttner i was mostly curious if it would be a "the shortest solution" or "the shortest solution in each language"
 
my point is, I think that's something that should be up to everyone's own interpretation. if you don't like "the shortest solution" because you're not using Pyth, then just ignore the checkmark if there is one. if you want to know which answer is shortest overall, but there is no accepted answer, just check the leaderboard.
just because the author of the question decides to pick an overall winner doesn't mean you can't enjoy competition within each language individually
@quintopia using recursion was a bit stupid. 1ri{_2*^}*
 
@SuperJedi224 Nice
 
7:47 PM
Does anyone here know if there's a special name for the hundredth factorial?
Or should I just continue the other naming system I was using and call it "Hundred-bang"?
 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^ That?
 
No, this:
100!
 
(Oh! That's the hundred-first factorial if you ask me.)
 
How often is rawgit updated?
 
0! is obviously the zeroth factorial
And 0!=1! anyway
 
7:50 PM
Zeroth? Brr...
 
Zeroeth. ^_^
 
@PeterTaylor Granted, as far as I know, Walker Texas Ranger reruns continue to be on television to this day. So I imagine they were on in the early 2000s when the meme hit peak popularity.
 
8:33 PM
@AlexA. Ok, so it's not so much before my time as didn't cross the pond.
 
@MartinBüttner I'd upvote you again if I could.
 
@El'endiaStarman thanks ;)
 
:)
@LegionMammal978 You're lucky I read the transcript and saw this. Direct-reply to one of my messages next time. Anyway, there isn't yet a way to play with only one ship. If you want to do really methodical testing, uncheck the "Gravity?" checkbox and then hit the Reset button.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ We could easily work that out by writing a script which constantly pushes a commit changing a given file to the current Unix time, and logging the server's payload from the site... It would make an interesting !
 
@wizzwizz4 o_o that sounds like a DoS attack
 
8:45 PM
haha
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ We could do it every second instead of every millisecond! :-p
 
@wizzwizz4 no, no, millisecond is good. Maybe nanosecond, just to be sure
I mean, uh, yeah, good idea.
;)
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Maybe I could send them a link to my question, and a small link farm to get it ranked high on Google...
I mean, as the commit!
 
I ordered one burger and a salad. I got two different burgers, a small coke and one tiny pot of salad dressing (no salad). ... what.
 
8:55 PM
@Doorknob You really should put a ♦ on in this chat room!
 
makes the chatroom private
 
There, I’ve done it
 
♦♦
(Doubled)
 
9♦
(badgered)
 
Doorknob 冰 ♦
(Knobbed)
 
8:56 PM
@mınxomaτ The "salad" burger is new on the menu. It's a regular burger but it comes with a side of dressing.
 
@wizzwizz4 What does the ♦ mean?
 
@SuperJedi224 It means Moderator.
 
Employees also have diamonds though
 
Every time a mod speaks, it should look like this:
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ BEGIN MODERATOR SIGNED MESSAGE ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
hi
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦  END MODERATOR SIGNED MESSAGE  ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
 
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ BEGIN MODERATOR SIGNED MESSAGE ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
I'm hungry.
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦  END MODERATOR SIGNED MESSAGE  ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
 
8:59 PM
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ BEGIN MODERATOR SIGNED MESSAGE ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
Me included, huh?
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ END MODERATOR SIGNED MESSAGE ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
 
-1 not enough monospace
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+1 comment ^
Downvoting comments
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@mınxomaτ :D Someone got it
 
23 hours ago, by Alex A.
"Heh," I thought to myself upon reading Timmy's Pyth joke. A sudden bout of laziness overcame my fingers, and the thought did not make it from brain to keyboard.
s/Timmy's Pyth/Conor's PGP/
 
9:02 PM
@Doorknob冰 s/Conor/Cᴏɴᴏʀ/
Lines containg s/.../.../... should actually perform the replacement stated
 
9:14 PM
0
A: The Random Walker Printer

FlagAsSpamVitsy, 50 Bytes I'm certain this can be golfed down a bit more. V85*1+RD1M-v\[a". "4R2-v+D([2+]D85*M([2-]Dv\DXZVw] V Capture the delay as a global final variable. 85*1+RD1M-v Push an int in the range [0,41) (so, really [0,40]) and save it as a variabl...

Shameless ad.
 
Shameless downvote.
3
 
Shameless sad face.
 
Also, my #4 most upvoted question still has no answers
 
Faceless sadvote.
3
 
@FlagAsSpam How do you make shameless ads?
 
9:16 PM
@wizzwizz4 Without shame.
 
@SuperJedi224 My #1 most upvoted question has no answers!
 
@SuperJedi224 I only have 6 questions total. :c
 
@FlagAsSpam are you sure you're handling the boundaries correctly?
 
Random in [-2,2]?
 
wait, are you are choosing randomly between -2 and 2 (as opposed to from the range [-2,2])
 
9:18 PM
@FlagAsSpam I have 8, not counting the 3 that got closed as duplicates before I discovered the sandbox
 
Yeah...? Is that not allowed?
 
@FlagAsSpam What?
 
@SuperJedi224 That was @MartinBüttner c:
 
@FlagAsSpam "Every new step the value will be the last value of the walker plus one of these[-2-1,0,1,2](20% chance each)."
 
Well, yeah, the steps are decided by a for loop, so the float part doesn't matter. It works the same way as [-2,-1,0,1,2]
 
9:20 PM
also are you starting from a random position?
 
Yes, in the set [0,40].
 
starting point is fixed at 20
 
...
That would be a huge reduction. xD
 
I still don't understand how your stepping works though
so do you not choose between -2 and 2, but from a float range from -2 to 2?
 
Yes, but it adds it on and for loops (which duplicate the space) only pay attention to the truncated integer part.
 
9:22 PM
but if you're only looking at the truncated parts aren't -2 and 2 themselves impossible to get?
and wouldn't 0 be twice as likely as -1 or 1?
 
No, no - lemme restate:
What I do is I add a float in [-2,2) to the position, to which I use that number minus one spaces to print out.
Then that gets truncated during for loops.
 
Still sounds like it doesn't quite fit the specs
 
I can adjust it for range. :P
 
I'm not really following though
I don't see how your treatment of the boundaries can be correct if you always add or subtract 2. if you start at position 1 and move left by one cell, you'd end up at 2 instead of staying where you are.
 
9:28 PM
Oh, gosh, you're right. Hell. Alright.
See, this is why I always need to discuss my answers with people. xD
 
rather than editing "fixing" into the title, you could just delete it and undelete it when it's working.
 
...this is also true.
I am tired I was on a jet for 13 hours yesterday.
 
the only reason I can think of to keep it undeleted is that it might accumulate upvotes in the meantime, but a) those wouldn't exactly be deserved and b) it seems more likely that it could accumulate downvotes, which deleting would prevent.
 
^
 
Yeah. :P
 
9:30 PM
^{3}
 
...that's longer than ^^^.
 
ಠ{1}_{1}ಠ{1}
2
 
9/10 insufficiently golfed
 
(ಠ{1})(?:[___-_]|_){1,1}\1{1}
 
9:32 PM
I've always misseen the flag on messages as a downward facing thumb.
 
SE chat should have upvotes and downvotes, like Miaou does.
 
@Dennis ignoring the last {1}, this reminds me of some Star Wars character... probably Sebulba...
 
@Doorknob冰 This would reduce the ^ clutter as well
 
googles Sebulba
 
^
 
9:35 PM
the pod alien guy
 
googles pod alien guy
 
gets unexpected results
 
or what's that guy from episode two with the funny language
 
I was kinda forced to watch the Star Wars movies. I don't remember a lot.
 
Sebulba is from Episode 1.
Trying to think of who you're referring to from Episode 2...
@MartinBüttner What was the surrounding scene?
 
Jar Jar? >.<
 
nah, the one with the clicking sounds on Geonosis
 
Jar Jar was in all three.
 
Can you guys think of any interesting numbers of between 10000 and 30000 digits?
 
9:37 PM
in Dooku's council or whatever that was
 
@SuperJedi224 Prime numbers?
In what way interesting?
 
@MartinBüttner I think I know who you're talking about? Lemme find a picture.
 
There's a mersenne prime in there, as well as 10000^5000 (Googovbar in one of Joyce's naming schemes). I'm trying to figure out if there's anything else.
 
@SuperJedi224 I am sure there is a lot.
 
sitting on the right at 1:17 youtube.com/watch?v=Ivd7CITbunI
 
9:39 PM
Di*HlR@r5\X has become very important in Vitsy.
 
@MartinBüttner Huh, that guy. Not the one I was thinking of.
 
Really. In that massive range there is exactly one mersenne prime. (The 28th one, by the way).
@FlagAsSpam What does that do?
 
@SuperJedi224 Well there aren't all that many mersenne primes at all.
 
@flawr There are quite possibly an infinite number. There are only 48 known ones.
 
9:41 PM
@SuperJedi224 Duplicate, get negative version, find all ints between, get a random number in the range 0 to length, push that item in the stack to the top, reverse, remove all but one item of the stack. Although I realize that it should technically be Di*HlR@rl1-\X
 
Though they do seem to become arbitrarily sparse the higher they get
 
oh, he's actually a geonosian
 
@Doorknob冰 OK, that one, I remember.
 
@SuperJedi224 But what I mean is that they are quite spaced out.
 
@MartinBüttner Actually, no.
 
9:42 PM
@flawr That's what I said in my last post
 
Shu Mai, a Gossam.
 
...ha! That IS the guy I thought of!
 
Anyway, can you think of any other interesting specific numbers in that range?
 
@wizzwizz4 Nor does mine (except my own), so... you’re not alone :)
 
9:49 PM
With a name like wizzwizz, you know something good is bound to happen.
xD Seriously, that name is awesome.
 
@Timwi it has one from Keith Randall ;)
I think Ell might enjoy answering that.
 
Ah, missed that, yeah
How about we revive that question? I think nowadays it might get more interesting answers, and I would love to see a CJam, Pyth or GolfScript one!
Or J or APL :)
 
put a bounty on it?
 
First need to know that it will be more well-received now than it was back then, otherwise it’s a waste.
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
9:56 PM
Well, for what it’s worth, here is the direct link
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Q: Turn 2D boolean array into (rectilinear) polygons

TimwiChallenge Write a program which, given a 2-dimensional boolean array (equivalently, a monochromatic bitmap), outputs a series of polygons that describe the outline of the region that is “true” (1). The input is provided as a sequence of '#' (hash), ' ' (space) and \n (newline) characters. Lines...

 
@Timwi Have an upvote.
 
Thanks. I’ve also made an edit just now to relax the conditions a little.
 

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