Maid Café (メイド喫茶)

Toshinou Kyouko

8:00 AM

hi @HamtaroWarrior

mirroroftruth

@HamtaroWarrior yo/

HamtaroWarrior

Doing good guys and girls?

yup yup

hi

hi @Tyhja

8:06 AM

hii~~~

:)

so much hi :)

hi

hi

HI

8:08 AM

We should do a "hi", "yo", and "nyanpasu" occurrence graph to see the peak frequence of the chat :D

Toshinou Kyouko

!!doge hi,hello,yo,nyanpasu,o/

HoiHoi-san

 wow
                             such hi
so hello
           very yo
                           much nyanpasu
many o/

Dimitri mx

hoihoi is alive again!

HamtaroWarrior

..

mirroroftruth

yes

Tyhja

8:09 AM

man i was manually typing the doge

mirroroftruth

!! kill @Dimitrimx

HoiHoi-san

@mirroroftruth That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

HamtaroWarrior

@ToshinouKyouko you killed me on that one x')

mirroroftruth

okay

Dimitri mx

!!die @mirroroftruth

Toshinou Kyouko

8:09 AM

@HamtaroWarrior Rip in peas

HoiHoi-san

@Dimitrimx Registered; need 0 more to execute

NO

;|

STOP KILLING HER ;_;

@ToshinouKyouko Can I have bacon too? o:

Dimitri mx

8:09 AM

why is that set to 1 vote ,_,

Tyhja

xD

mirroroftruth

i am going to be executed but 0 time :D

Dimitri mx

!!live

HoiHoi-san

@Dimitrimx You do not have permission to use the command live

2

Toshinou Kyouko

@HamtaroWarrior rip in yummy dinner

mirroroftruth

8:10 AM

haha

!!lolis

Lolis are the best!

but shes alive!

!!lolis

I think they killed the die

mirroroftruth

8:10 AM

!! should i kill Dimitri Mx

Tyhja

>.>

HoiHoi-san

@mirroroftruth Frankly my dear, I don't give a dean

Dimitri mx

!! can you kill mirroroftruth?

HoiHoi-san

@Dimitrimx Of course!

Tyhja

a dean?

mirroroftruth

8:10 AM

that does not make sense

Dimitri mx

!! wil you kill mirroroftruth?

HoiHoi-san

@Dimitrimx That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Toshinou Kyouko

should be damn

mirroroftruth

i have been targeted , help

Toshinou Kyouko

!! is tomato the best

Memor-X

8:11 AM

@ToshinouKyouko hard to accept on the one hand it's Shinobu but on the other you have that entropy bitch mother fucker in her arms with no sign of having been flogged

HoiHoi-san

@ToshinouKyouko All signs point to yes

Toshinou Kyouko

:)

mirroroftruth

:)

Toshinou Kyouko

@Memor-X I think shinobu would destroy kyubey if he was being evil

Memor-X

@HoiHoi-san lol @ToshinouKyouko's Meme on the Meta need to be updated

HamtaroWarrior

8:12 AM

@mirroroftruth makes a tomato wall to protect mirroroftruth so Dimitrimx will shoot into it and Toshinou will shoot Dimitrimx

Dimitri mx

@HamtaroWarrior tomato wall?

HamtaroWarrior

mirroroftruth

@HamtaroWarrior thank you :) i am safe

HamtaroWarrior

@Dimitrimx Yeah, so @ToshinouKyouko will protect it with is life :D

mirroroftruth

burn it

@HamtaroWarrior ,@ToshinouKyouko will you do it , to protect me

Toshinou Kyouko

8:14 AM

don't shooot me

mirroroftruth

I protect you and you protect me

Toshinou Kyouko

HamtaroWarrior

@ToshinouKyouko This is gore for tomatoes, right?

Toshinou Kyouko

NSFT

Tyhja

@HamtaroWarrior unless rule34

Dimitri mx

8:16 AM

@ToshinouKyouko not safe for travel?

Tyhja

tomatoes i assume

Toshinou Kyouko

@Dimitrimx Not safe for

HamtaroWarrior

I'm pretty sure I'll find stuff by searching rule34 tomato

Toshinou Kyouko

Tomato

mirroroftruth

squish squish

Dimitri mx

8:16 AM

definitely safe for tomato's

Tyhja

@HamtaroWarrior post your first hit?

HamtaroWarrior

@ToshinouKyouko Not safe for trains

I like trains

@Tyhja Okay then

Tyhja

xDDDD

Toshinou Kyouko

This is a pg-13 site

mirroroftruth

so no safe for teen :D

Toshinou Kyouko

8:17 AM

so don't actually post lewd stuff

:P

Tyhja

but its... tomatoes :s

Dimitri mx

!! google lewd

HoiHoi-san

@Dimitrimx dictionary.reference.com/browse/lewd ; urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lewd ; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lascivious

mirroroftruth

i don't know how old i am , when i knew internet i was 18+ :D

Toshinou Kyouko

2

HamtaroWarrior

8:18 AM

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp

Dimitri mx

@ToshinouKyouko @HoiHoi-san is posting lewd stuff ;D

Tyhja

@HamtaroWarrior FLAGGED!!!

(j/k)

xDDD

well veggies are good for you

so good

>_>~~

mirroroftruth

oh yay

Dimitri mx

just don't cross breed them

mirroroftruth

i think , imagination is going wild ,

HamtaroWarrior

8:19 AM

@mirroroftruth Yup.

mirroroftruth

don't make lewd noise

Tyhja

@Dimitrimx why not

Dimitri mx

@Tyhja Tomato's are to smooth for that

Tyhja

@Dimitrimx @ToshinouKyouko is a smooth operator?

Memor-X

Dimitri mx

8:20 AM

@Tyhja only after some tohato

Tyhja

@Memor-X but does it work against.... tomatoes??

Dimitri mx

Tyhja

@Dimitrimx !!! XDDDD

Dimitri mx

^those are quite tasty btw

mirroroftruth

brb after grabbing some lunch

and tomato ketchup :D

Dimitri mx

8:21 AM

Bought some at animecon 2 years ago :)

Memor-X

Q: Can i kill this tomato with the Death Note?

Dimitri mx

@Memor-X A: if you have shinigami eyes. None have seen its real face yet.

2

HamtaroWarrior

@Memor-X A: No. It's like Chuck Norris. If you write Toshinou Kyoko in the Death note, it kills the death note

Taisho

2

Toshinou Kyouko

@Memor-X nooo

Memor-X

8:35 AM

@ToshinouKyouko don't worry, it appears you are immune.

Toshinou Kyouko

hooray

Sakamoto

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Q: Where does the 'lewd' meme come from?

Occasionally someone posts a ecchi/H picture on the internet and users reply with a prudish anime/manga girl with a sign saying 'LEWD'. Definition of Lewd: crude and offensive in a sexual way. Where does this meme originate? what was the original lewd picture?

meme

Toshinou Kyouko

work time

Dimitri mx

@ToshinouKyouko its done

Took me 15 minutes, but they are split up ;)

Sakamoto

9:12 AM

0

Q: Skypiea alternative path

It was told by Gan Fall most people (still few) came to White Sea through an alternate way to the Knock-Up Stream. How much is known about this method?

one-piece

Toshinou Kyouko

@Dimitrimx thank you <3

Toshinou Kyouko

9:31 AM

Just so it would be easier to see which people think are good ideas :)

Dimitri mx

Yeah, understandable

Toshinou Kyouko

9:52 AM

they sound fun :)

Dimitri mx

10:06 AM

I hate querys.

One moment they perform in a godlike 0.002 seconds. Then you add 2 lines and BAMN 12 seconds...

Unihedron

indexes?

Dimitri mx

indexes and keys are set properly

it is a big one though gyazo.com/02c0f5aa852a3e4e844ff1f15ac4a6fc

Asada Shino

@Dimitrimx If those 2 lines you add are joins to insane tables, without a proper condition, shit can go south fast xD

Dimitri mx

@AsadaShino left join which even failed looking at it ;)

Impossible ON condition o-o

Asada Shino

Lol

Dimitri mx

10:10 AM

I am not even sure what that means ._>

Asada Shino

ON 1 = 2?

xD

Dimitri mx

FROM
packages AS pack
left join packages_actions paac
on pack.id = paac.package_id and paac.action_id = @action_id
WHERE
pack.location_id = loc.id and pack.state = 1

Unihedron

eek, declared variables

this is why nosql was invented :P

Dimitri mx

variables get passed along from c# ;P

Asada Shino

And you put them in there with that @action_id ?

Dimitri mx

10:14 AM

yep, I have 2 declared vairables. 1 in the most outer from where i check against a slug after which I use the obtained id to check the rest instead. And a 1 time check with that action id ;)

Toshinou Kyouko

ew.

Dimitri mx

don't kill me q.q I only started doing sql 1 week ago :). Just following the patern they set in here ;/

Toshinou Kyouko

sql in general is ewie

Dimitri mx

mysql in this case

@ToshinouKyouko still better then linq

Asada Shino

isn't LINQ only in-memory?

I'm sort of getting used to those queries though.

Unihedron

10:18 AM

at least linq is language integrated

sql is just enforced spaghetti that isn't even integratable

Asada Shino

You can do quite a bit with them and it still performs quite well

@Unihedron Nownow, less of those harsh words~

Foodtime, back in a bit :)

Unihedron

ok :p

but spaghetti is pretty neutral

Dimitri mx

It might just be that all programmers I work with are inadequate in linq, but so far all linq I have seen is just like regex. A langauge for aliens written by robots ment to ruin the world.

Unihedron

regex is evil

Toshinou Kyouko

i dont like C# either

sql and linq are ok in small amounts

Dimitri mx

10:20 AM

< preffers assembler

Unihedron

what's your fav language?

Toshinou Kyouko

none :^)

just kidding

I like Python and C

and javascript sometimes

Dimitri mx

Fav: assembler most skilled: c# most worked with: Java/c

Toshinou Kyouko

not all the time though >_>

mirroroftruth

@Unihedron mine is Japanese :D

Toshinou Kyouko

10:21 AM

assembler is fun too

but i rarely actually use it

Dimitri mx

@mirroroftruth blegh language that requires gvoice

Unihedron

@ToshinouKyouko pick one between py and C

mirroroftruth

@Dimitrimx and need to type also

Toshinou Kyouko

@Unihedron python i guess

mirroroftruth

and write

Unihedron

10:21 AM

:o

kewl

Toshinou Kyouko

it depends

Dimitri mx

@ToshinouKyouko I use it sometimes in C, can increase performance so much some times

Toshinou Kyouko

python is easy to write stuff in

Unihedron

python isn't the only language intended to be easy for humans

Toshinou Kyouko

@Dimitrimx yep it's cool for that.

Dimitri mx

10:22 AM

471

Q: I've inherited 200K lines of spaghetti code -- what now?

I hope this isn't too general of a question; I could really use some seasoned advice. I am newly employed as the sole "SW Engineer" in a fairly small shop of scientists who have spent the last 10-20 years cobbling together a vast code base. (It was written in a virtually obsolete language: G2 --...

project-management agile development-process maintenance life-cycle

Litterly my job right now ;|

Toshinou Kyouko

@Unihedron I've tried a lot of languages, but python is quickest to write for me

Unihedron

*figuratively

Dimitri mx

only replace 200k with 448k

Unihedron

@ToshinouKyouko ok!

Toshinou Kyouko

I want to do some Ada soon

10:24 AM

cow :)

moo

moo

moo moo

well guess it is about lunch/nap time

Toshinou Kyouko

10:27 AM

what animal is this year?

Dimitri mx

2015? goat

Believe that makes 2016 monkey

followed up by dog?

Unihedron

early happy new year of the year of the monkey!

mirroroftruth

i thought they were in alphabetical order unless followed by dog

Toshinou Kyouko

I was born in the monkey year

~~

ooh eeh

mirroroftruth

@ToshinouKyouko 2016 still to come

Toshinou Kyouko

10:34 AM

Kanbaru Sugura year

mirroroftruth

@ToshinouKyouko oh that one

i think i should check mine also

hey i am truth , i don't have start not end :D

Dimitri mx

10:48 AM

@mirroroftruth well '15 = sheep 16= monkey 17 = rooster (not dog) 18 = dog (this should be dog ;)

still not very alphabetical

mirroroftruth

where did you get those information

Dimitri mx

Chinese guy from the cafeteria ;/

Asada Shino

xD

Toshinou Kyouko

lol

Dimitri mx

he is litterly the only other living person in the office right nwo.

its like my private chef ha.

Toshinou Kyouko

10:50 AM

does that mean there are non-living people?!!

Asada Shino

Lol

Unihedron

drug him and escape

Asada Shino

I think he's a zombie-watcher :o

Dimitri mx

@ToshinouKyouko there are tomato's

well back to working

only 13k issues to fix

Toshinou Kyouko

wooo

Dimitri mx

10:52 AM

Unihedron

trivial

@Dimitrimx whoa, you manage that with a spreadsheet?!

Dimitri mx

yep

debug utility that outputs to spreedsheet ;)

logs on a daily basis

or on demand

Unihedron

... no integration at all?

Dimitri mx

it goes paired with a 2.5mb .htm file with the specifics

and a metrix report

It's mainly visualized this way for my code incompentent bosses

So they know what the status is

Toshinou Kyouko

I think thaht's reasonable

it seems well structured

Dimitri mx

10:55 AM

logging like this saves me allot of time of writing like a daily log, as they can just see the issues diminishing

average new issues / day average issues fixed/day

Asada Shino

Daaayum O_o

'only' 13k

What sort of issues are they? If you have SO many

Toshinou Kyouko

my code has 0 issues cuz i am perfect

for now :v

Asada Shino

Lol

Dimitri mx

@AsadaShino if you exclude the suppressed ones (those make everything go bloody foobar) then it mainly comes down to cyclomatic complexity of 100+

Toshinou Kyouko

It's not a big codebase just yet though so it's easy

Asada Shino

10:56 AM

public static void Main(String[] args) {
//code goes here
}

Toshinou Kyouko

@AsadaShino :)

Asada Shino

0 issues, rite?

Toshinou Kyouko

I usually do string[] args

HamtaroWarrior

Doing java guys? :3

Toshinou Kyouko

but i'm doing C, so it's just like:

mirroroftruth

10:58 AM

@AsadaShino my code goes everywhere , i have to ~~tame~~ train them

Asada Shino

My bad, that was the issue XD

Toshinou Kyouko

int main(void){return 0;}

probably even int main(){return 0;}

Dimitri mx

ever seen somebody use a for(int i = 0; i < int.maxvalue; i++) for(int i = int.maxvalue; i > int.minvalue; i--) console.log("add real logging here, as this is just a place holder loop");

Asada Shino

It has been SO long since I last did Java, that I forgot it was a String array instead of an object array hahaha

mirroroftruth

yay take all and return 0; :D

Unihedron

10:58 AM

def main(args: Array[String]) {
println("Hello, world!")
}

Toshinou Kyouko

It's been a few years since I've done Java properly too

Dimitri mx

java is fun

Toshinou Kyouko

I tried it for some code challenge and it was 20x larger than my python code :v

Asada Shino

I'm mainly on PHP and C# atm...

Unihedron

@ToshinouKyouko lol!!

Taisho

11:00 AM

Dimitri mx

@AsadaShino I once tried to pick up PHP, I got fired for trying o-o.

Toshinou Kyouko

I have only used php a few times

Asada Shino

So it's
public blahController {
public ActionResult Blah(BlahModel model) {
return View(new BlahViewModel(model));
}
}
or
function blah($blah) {
return theme('blah', array('blah' => $blah));
}

Toshinou Kyouko

it's okay in small doses

Asada Shino

@Dimitrimx Wut xD

You got fired for trying to learn PHP? O_o

Dimitri mx

11:02 AM

yes indirectly. Boss: go learn a new language that could help us improve our games/websites me: OKAY! starts learning php boss: hey, is that php? yeah, you are fired. me: why? boss; learning a crappy language during work hours.

all tough I finally got fired 2 weeks later for being late 2 minutes ;/

I still blame php

Asada Shino

Wut... Really

So he gave you no rules or restrictions, but still 'fires' you for doing something he doesn't like

Now I don't know how PHP could help a game, but yeah...

Dimitri mx

me neither.

Asada Shino

And I don't personally know any other language next to C# that can be used for both games and websites...

Dimitri mx

well.

javascript

Asada Shino

So I wonder what other language he could've accepted. PHP is not crappy, it's an entry-level language

Unihedron

11:05 AM

@AsadaShino java

Asada Shino

I guess so.

Unihedron

play framework enables building webapps with java, it's a decent framework

Asada Shino

Make the next Minecraft, because Java is so super-optimised for running games on

Might as well pick up Flash while you're at it

Unihedron

you're kidding right :D

Asada Shino

Correct me

I guess many things could've changed, but I couldn't get anything more complex than a simple application to run smoothly in Java, it turns anything into a memory-hog

Unihedron

11:08 AM

Java runtimes hotswaps memory too, so while it's supposed to run faster in the long term, everything else runs slower

Asada Shino

I guess I don't know enough about the details, so I guess I shouldn't speak out of line there, I don't really know what you mean.

Are there either big/complex games or AAA's that are built on Java? (that don't run like crap if you don't brute-force the performance with overkill hardware)

I mean, the saying "But does it run Minecraft?" exists for a reason, though it may be that the game was programmed badly from the ground up and never improved, performance-wise

Unihedron

API for polling whether it's a holiday

Asada Shino

@Dimitrimx You were going to Tomofair, right? I just printed my ticket :P

@Unihedron Haha, cool xD

Dimitri mx

@AsadaShino yes, i am just unable to print it ;)

Asada Shino

And, sadly, it's not a holiday =/

Unihedron

11:15 AM

udp.jp/misc/yasumi.cgi

平日。

Asada Shino

@Dimitrimx Yikes, hope you can get it printed in time, if you need help, I can print it for you and bring it with me to Tomofair :)

Dimitri mx

@AsadaShino haha thakns, but i hope (think) i can manage :)

Asada Shino

@Dimitrimx My printer at home is having issues, so you have another 3 hours or so to decide if you want me to print it, after that I may not be able to print it for you :P

Dimitri mx

@AsadaShino Okay, if i need your help ill let you knwo ;P

Asada Shino

Haha okay ;)

JNat

11:31 AM

Mornin'

Sakamoto

0

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retag

0

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