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4:20 PM
@Hakase I finally found out the punchline for this.
4:31 PM
I was in a car crash a few years ago, I had to have my left leg and left arm removed.
It was bad at first, but I'm all right now
oh no
the jokes have started again
@ToshinouKyouko Don't be silly, they never stop
Even HoiHoi is joining in
@Matt umm.. that came out of nowhere.. i can't tell if you're serious
4:38 PM
@ton.yeung Nah, it's a joke - think about it some more, and you'll get it
Kyouko's got it, by the looks of the response I got
guys no more lame jokes
@Matt i had like 5 hours of sleep last night, if you don't explain it, i'm not gonna get it
> more lame jokes
@ton.yeung they removed his left limbs. All of his right limbs are still intact. Therefore he is "all right"
@Eric you blowhard
@Frosteeze hard blow you
Don't make me bring puns in here
4:48 PM
@ton.yeung @Frosteeze has it down
@Eric PUNS! :D
It can be @Frosteeze's punishment
I send Frosteeze bad puns every day. Guess I should start putting them here instead.
@Frosteeze ohhhh
Please do, I'm a fan of puns
still pretty morbid
4:51 PM
@Eric well i guess i just blued myself
I was fishing the other week and accidentally hooked my butthole shut. Everyone seems concerned, but I'm finding it hard to give a shit
what if instead we draw some 4komas
that would be great
let's sketch together or something
@Hakase Dunno why they replaced hockey with soccer for one scene and one scene only.
@Hakase That sounds sketchy.
@Yuuki coz it's used in one scene only and it's supposed to count
4:55 PM
@Hakase Wuh?
@Eric i think we're getting framed
what part of that is not clear
What's supposed to count?
that scene
And also, hockey was in more than just one scene.
4:56 PM
okay, maybe I didn't pay enough attention
Hockey was a fairly substantial part of the movie...
oh right
well, I didn't pay a lot of attention
I was looking for M Night Shyamalan stuff through the whole thing
#post something else
4:59 PM
is it even possible to have hair like that or what
@Hakase Anything's possible if you believe
*with the right technology
Don't let your dreams be dreams
so kill your dreams?
If you want, or you could just achieve them
Either way is fine
5:02 PM
they'd still be dreams after that
just achieved or dead
Don't complain to me, I'm just quoting Shia
He certainly could have phrased that better.
it suuucked
how about we do something fun instead
@Hakase @Frosteeze removed the tag, so we can't have fun anymore
5:04 PM
I can't remove tags, my username isnt italicized lol
@Matt all these gestures are not making any sense
5:08 PM
#more more
5:18 PM
@Frosteeze Oh, I thought it was you :L Well, in any case, it's not there anymore
that moment when you have an anime OP stuck in your head during work
Yes, I've just searched through the records and it seems I've falsely accused you
@Frosteeze Still your fault
There are no false accusations against @Frosteeze.
@Frosteeze just listen to something else
Jun 11 at 2:04, by Eric
Global warming is @Frosteeze 's fault.
5:22 PM
But someone has removed it >:|
where the hell is iklsr
he needs to ban @eri
Petting his doge
I'm outta here for a while
see @Eric you made @Hakase run away
5:39 PM
what has become of this chat
chat is cat in french
this is exactly what I mean
c'est une example
But at the end of the day, young @Toshinou - isn't that exactly what life is about?
Je ne compris pas.
@Matt life is about the French?
5:54 PM
Our love has taken us beyond normal understanding, we have truly made it in this world. We are no longer the maid café - we are the made café
@Frosteeze Monsieur Baguette
@Frosteeze don't you work?
@Eric says the guy who spent a good chunk of his morning making puns
@Matt 2Deep4Me
Maybe I work at a pun factory.
you should be pun-ished for slacking off
5:59 PM
@Eric is actually Rapunzel
@Matt ...
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in front of a door? @Matt.
no @Eric
go work, bill gates will not be happy if you slack off
@Frosteeze You like that? I memorized like 20 of the no-arms-no-legs jokes several years ago. I can go on if you want.
6:42 PM
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7:06 PM
84 messages moved to Trash
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
@Hakase .. Why.
@Hakase that wasn't nice. I think someone needs to chill out.
these jokes aren't nice
@Hakase Rude.
7:09 PM
They aren't? Who are they mean to?
I guess we need again.
Clearly a chat room like the Maid Cafe needs stricter rules on the humor allowed.
@Eric We're triggering @Hakase's lack of humor and that's offensive to him.
Thus, all our jokes were flagged for being abusive.
what do you call a man with dirt on his head and his feet in the sea?
@Yuuki His lack of humor is offending me. What can we do about this?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
7:11 PM
> What does a nosy pepper do?
> Get jalapeno business.
@ʞɹɐzǝɹ I can't believe you're defending this atrocity
@Hakase What atrocity? I honestly can't tell if you're being serious. Did silly puns honestly offend you?
this is a crime against humor
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms"
I have it bad enough with imgur's lame puns, and now we're having a dad joke fest
7:14 PM
> How do you make holy water?
> Boil the hell out of it.
I swam into a wall the other day
Too bad, this is everyone's chatroom. We share.
whatev, I'll just go away for a while
@Hakase fine fine, we'll play it your way
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Please rename it to Hakase Café.
7:16 PM
I mean, what if I suddently get offended at @Taisho posting semi-nude girls all the time? Should I be able to move all his posts to Trash?
https://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=https://googledrive.com/host/0B_8okaqRyPERfmUyTnBGUkRlcHZaVWxCRTR0UTM2MHg4QTJZeFFCNUpfOXE0MXJfZnhpdFE/9858-11539-22262_thumb.png | http://tineye.com/search?url=https://googledrive.com/host/0B_8okaqRyPERfmUyTnBGUkRlcHZaVWxCRTR0UTM2MHg4QTJZeFFCNUpfOXE0MXJfZnhpdFE/9858-11539-22262_thumb.png | http://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https://googledrive.com/host/0B_8okaqRyPERfmUyTnBGUkRlcHZaVWxCRTR0UTM2MHg4QTJZeFFCNUpfOXE0MXJfZnhpdFE/9858-11539-22262_thumb.png | http://iqdb.org/?url=https://googledrive.com/host/0B_8okaqRyPERfmUyTnBGUkRlcHZaVWxCRTR0UTM2MH
Also, relevant.
room topic changed to Hakase Café (ハカセの喫茶): Welcome back, my Master! お帰りなさいませ、ご主人様! Sit back and relax to some General Chat for anime.stackexchange.com. We're now serving anime & manga with a side of Moé. Smiles are free and the lolis are the best. Ask about our new maid service: meta.anime.stackexchange.com/q/1166/191 [anime] [--fun] [listen-to-hakase] [maids] [manga] [no-puns-allowed] [recommendations] [spoilers]
7:16 PM
@Yuuki It doesn't make perfect sense.
@Yuuki I think this is one of the best-timed messages I've ever seen.
I sent 10 puns to @Hakase hoping one would male him laugh. No pun in ten did
@ʞɹɐzǝɹ arigatou~
@Matt You have to keep an o-pun mind.
@Eric Better cool it or @Hakase will punish you.
Will I be punted from the room?
7:19 PM
I will only act upon the wishes of Hakase-uesama.
But I have so many terrible puns all bottling up inside me. I feel like a recycling plant.
@Eric That one doesn't quite work.
I was walking down the street yesterday, when suddenly a guy with premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere
Maybe change "recycling plant" to "soda factory"?
@Yuuki It wasn't intended to be a pun, I just felt like saying something obliteratingly stupid.
@Matt .. Ewwww. lol
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
7:23 PM
puns are now on-topic in the bin:


alias /stackoverflow/bin ls -Fal
bin there, done that.
Q: what series is this from and what is the name of the character?

Lindsay Wade Please help me to identify this character and the show in which it appears.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes
Miqo'te Cafe
7:27 PM
Why can't bikes stand up? They're too tired
@Frosteeze the linkshell?
yeah I thought the name was clever
Why are alpha particles always so cheerful?
Because they're two-positive.
@Frosteeze TWO-POSITIVE.
7:27 PM
I went to a very emotional wedding yesterday. Even the cake was in tiers.
@Eric i'll Killua you
@Matt Is this usage of "tier" a UK thing? D:
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool
@Eric A tier is like a floor
No, a level would be better
3 tiered cake - a cake with 3 levels
Oh, I don't think I've ever heard that usage here. I've only heard it in metaphorical levels (tiers of a management hierarchy, tiers in a tournament).
It means the same thing really
7:30 PM
troo dat
You should all learn sign language
le doot generation
It's pretty handy
yay i ruined your joke kind of
@ʞɹɐzǝɹ I'm not sure how the asker can provide more information
7:31 PM
@Frosteeze :(
Q: What anime is this glasses girl wearing yellow T-shirt from?

Lindsay WadePlease help me identifying this character and the show she appears in. This is a cell that was purchased in Japan.

@nhahtdh where he found the picture would be nice
@nhahtdh or the fact that it's an animation cel
@Sakamoto One of the question says that it's a cell purchased in Japan. This one
7:33 PM
Why was the stalled car so depressed?
Because it was stuck in a rut.
@Matt how are you?
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey". The horse replies, "Sure"
@Frosteeze Good, thanks for asking ^_^ How are you?
@Matt Wrong. Superman does good. You're doing well.
You need to learn yourself some Grandma
7:36 PM
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way
also I'm well, thanks for asking ;P
Did you hear about the new club on the moon? The music is great, but there's no atmosphere
What do you call a man leaving a hospital?
@nhahtdh anyone can make a cel, the circumstances behind it can go a long way. When you bring something to an appraiser they at least ask for a bit of history
If you get a bladder infection, urine trouble
I'm scared of elevators, so I take steps to avoid them.
Have you heard of that new band, Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
@ʞɹɐzǝɹ You might want to comment that to the asker
I just raise the problem, since putting myself in the shoes of the asker, I'm totally at lost of how to proceed
7:49 PM
What does Superman do on a paddleboat? Heroes.
@nhahtdh that's understandable
Q: Please help me figure out this character name?

Lindsay WadeI came to obtain these animation cells for anime shows produced in Japan. Please help me to identify the character or show?

Q: I need help identifying this character and the show it appears in?

Lindsay WadeI need help. I don't know anything about this other than the photo I have posted. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

... Wow, this guy has asked 4 in the last hour. lol
@Sakamoto How many of these will there be?
Lindsay Wade
working on a project that requires identifying several anime characters. Please help me out!
well that explains a lot lol
8:00 PM
Is this comment a bit too trolly? anime.stackexchange.com/questions/23491/…
@Matt Yes
Should I get rid of it? Or is it a testament to improvement?
I'm not sure why you want to leave it there. There is no point to pour oil in fire
Does that last bit even make sense?
Yeah, I'll delete it :L
I made sure to get a Gyazo first though ^_^
@Frosteeze I love when the brunt of projects consists of asking other people to do the work for you.
8:09 PM
Q: Does anybody recognise this couple?

Lindsay Wade Please help me identify these characters or the series from which they originated. Thank you!

8:20 PM
Firefox keeps crashing, so I have to use IE on my throwaway laptop
Ew, IE
@Eric bill gates will punish you for that
@Frosteeze ... <_<
@nhahtdh edge
Does it work on Win 7?
Q: Help identifying Japanese anime characters?

kariselizabethI have recently acquired these Japanese anime cells and am having trouble identifying any of the characters featured in them. Does anyone know who they are or have any other relevant information? Thank you so much!

8:45 PM
F***, that user seems to hit the limit and decide to post from a new account
I thought that looked suspicious
At least they didn't have their UN as Lindsay Wade01
There's even more! How many does she want us to find?
Q: I'm looking for a oneshot shoujou manga about a girl who has a double personality

SiciliaIt's a story about a girl who changes personality when she fall asleep. Her two names and personalities have opposite meanings - her name mean 'studying', but her other personality's name means 'playing'. One of the girls personalities is in love with a guy who works at a pharmacy, but in the end...

imma ask the cms for help
8:58 PM
@ʞɹɐzǝɹ @Yuuki spacecitycomiccon.com
i didn't even know this thing existed
lots of trek guest though
Q: Who is this blonde male elf with a blue cape?

kariselizabethCan anyone help me identify who this anime character is, or what series he might be from? Thank you]1

flood of id request. this must be getting someone's panties in a bunch
huh.. two of the last three are by female users...
it's probably the same person
Same person, or people from the same place
They probably just get their stock of cels and don't know what they just bought
We probably should charge them for our service
9:09 PM
@nhahtdh Anime & Manga.$$$E
@nhahtdh Almost :)
Yeah, it's the same user. What are the chances of having two people dumping cel images for ID'ing on the same day?
9:21 PM
Q: Main plot episodes of Inuyasha

RecxagonI found a list of plot episodes for X-files http://www.insidethex.co.uk I was wonder if there is one for Inuyasha and Final Act? or if we could make one. And I mean plot, Not just canon episodes

Q: What manga is this woman from?

Khat I originally found this image on a hentai-themed tumblr blog.

@Sakamoto Well at least that breaks the mold
I'm not gonna google search that at work
i dont think any of us can do that at work lol
I will. lol
But I need to flip the image first.
@ʞɹɐzǝɹ anything to add?
A: What is the meaning of Sage in respect of eastern folklore?

femtoRgonThe term sage usually seems to be a translation of the character: 聖 (simplified: 圣, Pinyin: shèng) Or a combination of it with other characters. Sun Wukong's title in Journey to the West, for instance, is 齊天大聖, and is translated "Great Sage, Equal of Heaven" (or similar), where 大聖 is the "Great...

@Frosteeze well technically i can, on my phone
9:26 PM
Nope, no results.
@Matt: Don't use the term filler in the title
@nhahtdh concerning your edit to my answer...
this "animejolt" site is a nono?
@nhahtdh Is that better?
Q: Is there a list of non-canon episodes in Fairy Tail?

RecxagonI'm really far behind on fairy tail, is there a list of plot episodes I could watch. I mean Plot, not just canon and filler episodes.

@Matt It's still not correct
9:32 PM
what do I put?
You change the meaning of the question
Rollback time it is
@Vogel612 Let me double check
user image
it just was the first result in my google search..
9:35 PM
@nhahtdh So what are they asking? Which episodes are filler? Or something else?
@Vogel612 It's an illegal site, as far as I can see
@Matt Which episode contributes to the plot advancement
That's what I understand of it.
Is that not strictly limited to non-filler episodes?
@Vogel612 Anyway, no worry, just carry on
@nhahtdh okay I'll not link to it anymore, I was just wondering ...
Because I've got an answer that gives all the filler eps, but if it's not right, I won't post it
9:37 PM
anyone want some rep on mythology.se?
i have a question that i know the answer to, but i'm too lazy to post it
@Matt Non-filler episode (as in episodes that follows the source material, as I understand the term "filler") may not advance the plot
Ok I'm going to post a revision to our id-req policy in light of this
Pan-paka-pa~n ^_^
updates! :D
we only got the user to stop thanks to the rate limit
in the meantime if you see anyone posting similar animation cell id-reqs ping or flag them because I'm either gonna suspend them or delete everything they posted.
(I'm not sure if I have time, but I really want to try flooding the main page with my questions - of course - well-written ones)
9:44 PM
Would this work as an answer? With the X's filled in, of course:

The canon episodes of Fairy Tail are episodes X

The episodes which are purely filler are episodes X

Whether the episodes listed as *not filler* advance the plot or not I can't say, but this should at least narrow it down for you, if nothing else.

Source X
@Matt It's a meh answer to this question. If you want to post it, you can just put up your own question with the right criteria
I'm not desperate to post it, I'll just leave it off
If I'm gonna put up a self-answered question, I want to have an answer that took some effort
@Matt It doesn't really matter actually, but suit yourself
)@#$)@#$ I need to zzz
Speaking of which, where do we draw the line with long answers?
@Matt smells like a list question
9:47 PM
2000 words? 3000?
@Matt there isn't a hard limit
@ton.yeung In-universe list
@Matt Depends on the content.
i wouldn't mind reading a long answer if it was well written, as in it has good breaks, and well defined concepts encapsulated into paragraphs that flow well
but if you post a wall of text i'm probably gonna start flaming you in the comments
i've been known to do that
9:48 PM
hahaha, I'd expect no less - walls of text do not make for pleasant reading
most people who write long walls of text are very proud of their answers, regardless of anyone ever actually bothering to read it
(speaking of myself)
@ton.yeung I'm composing an answer atm, and I can understand that exactly
But I am including breaks, don't worry
@Matt you want to answer this question?
Q: What is the meaning of Sage in respect of eastern folklore?

ton.yeungI am looking for a more concrete definition of what an eastern sage is and an explanation of the background of the eastern sage. Many translations of eastern martial arts feature sages. They are generally people who have "transcended" humanity, possessing supernatural powers, and very long lifes...

the answer is in here
Xian (Chinese: 仙/仚/僊; pinyin: xiān; Wade–Giles: hsien) is a Chinese word for an enlightened person, translatable in English as: "spiritually immortal; transcendent; super-human; celestial being" (in Daoist/Taoist philosophy and cosmology) "physically immortal; immortal person; immortalist; saint" (in Daoist religion and pantheon) "alchemist; one who seeks the elixir of life; one who practices longevity techniques" or by extension "(alchemical, dietary, qigong) methods for attaining immortality" (in Chinese alchemy) "wizard; magician; shaman" (in Chinese mythology) "genie; elf, fairy; nymph" (in...
@ton.yeung I would, but I have no acc on mythology
9:51 PM
btw this is all happening because you guys shunned @hakase away with puns
And it would still need composing, and I have a gif to make
@ʞɹɐzǝɹ Sorry @Hakase
@Matt neither did i, its a button click away
@ʞɹɐzǝɹ you answer it
oh yea, the strawbery makes for a good soylent shake
i need to buy actual strawberries though
i put strawberry rubarb jam and two teaspoon fulls of extract
taste good, texture can be better
@ton.yeung It's not something I have a huge interest in tbh :/ Otherwise I would, thanks for the offer anyway

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