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6:02 PM
What did the policeman say to cyclohexane? Take a chair, I think you know what this is a-boat.
 
Haha!
Hullo @Alizter!
Welcome to the chatroom!
 
Hello @M.A.Ramezani
 
But the policeman didn't say anything to me!
 
@M.A.Ramezani I'll do a quick optimization. If it behaves well then I'll be fine
 
Hey cyclohexane! Your cousin stinks! He is after all aromatic.
On a more serious note. Silicon is really really weird
 
6:05 PM
Without my cousin, you humans would have no wars.
 
@Alizter Aromatic could mean the smell is very pleasing
 
@Alizter Meh. Boron is.
 
@LordStryker I'm pretty sure 99% don't smell anyways
I was simulating silicon dioxide
its non linear
But I guess that is the reason it likes to create macromolecular structures
 
That's nothing.
 
But why is it nonlinear
 
6:07 PM
Diborane is way cooler.
 
Okay that is weird
 
What is weird? Diborane?
 
yup
 
I just got his autograph.
 
My old chemistry teacher researched Uranium chloride fluorides
 
6:10 PM
Uranium is cool itself.
 
So far it looks like the only interesting element in the lanthanides and actinides.
Chemically interesting that is.
 
@Alizter Nah. Promethium is interesting in itself.
Hullo @User!
 
hello
 
@M.A.Ramezani This article may be of use to you.
I optimized the geometry at a cheap level and now I'm running CCSD(T) SAPT on it to quantify the contributions to the interaction energy
 
All nominees, I might start asking weird questions, so please bare with me :)
 
6:14 PM
How does the hydrogen form two bonds with Boron anyway?
 
@LordStryker Be ready to answer me! I'm asking it on chem.SE!
 
@M.A.Ramezani The SAPT calculation will take some time.
 
@Alizter It's a three centered bond.
@LordStryker So it will for others too!
 
I likely wont have an answer completed until tomorrow at the earliest (one that is SE quality anyway)
But I'd be happy to ping you in chat with the initial results
 
@M.A.Ramezani So does it resonate?
 
6:15 PM
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Q: What makes banana bonds possible in diborane?

jonscaDiborane has the interesting property of having two 3-centered bonds that are each held together by only 2 electrons (see the diagram below, from Wikipedia). These are known as "banana bonds." I'm assuming there is some sort of bond hybridization transpiring, but the geometry doesn't seem lik...

@LordStryker I'm a patient guy!
 
@LordStryker Is entropy diorder?
 
@user223679 Depends on who you ask :)
 
@user223679 What is diorder? Dimer of order?
 
disorder.
 
We generally use disorder as a way to explain the concept of entropy (many people blankly stare when you talk about stat thermo).
 
6:20 PM
@LordStryker And is explaining in that fashion correct?
 
In Chemistry we explain a LOT of things in a way that isn't correct, both technically and/or grossly.
But if we do explain things incorrectly to get a point across, we must always be mindful of pointing out where the faults are in the explanation.
I do this in my G. Chem. classes all the time.
I like to say that many of the rules we learn in chemistry are simply guidelines and that there are exceptions to nearly every rule (or problems with every explanation)
 
@LordStryker You're just like my chemistry teacher!
i.e. You guys are both awesome!
 
So if you're a chemistry major and you advance to upper level chemistry classes, you'll be told many times "Now here is something you learned in G. Chem. and now we're going to learn how its completely wrong."
Thanks @M.A.Ramezani :)
 
My chem teacher made me like chem, while I was indecisive about which to love the most between chem and math and physics and bio.
 
6:23 PM
You know what they say about chemistry. Chemistry is the CENTRAL science.
 
Am I weird for only liking Math and chemistry? Perhaps a quantum physics as well.
 
Everything oscillates around chemistry. Chemistry is equilibrium.
@Alizter Everyone is weird.
No one's like another.
 
Except for particles
You cannot distinguish them
 
Details - pfft.
BTW @Alizter where are you from?
 
UK
 
6:27 PM
Cool. @Bon's from UK too.
 
now @M.A.Ramezani nominate, NOMINATE!!!!!
 
Wut?
Oh it's you @san.
 
Chemistry is simply condensed phase physics.
 
it is i
 
@santiago Well it's over.
Everyone that should've nominated nominated.
 
6:31 PM
@LordStryker help me nag @M.A.Ramezani to nominate
 
@san He does not wish to nominate.
 
@santiago Tough luck!
 
awwwwwww
lol
in other news, my neighbour got robbed
 
Rubbed?
 
robbed, burgled
 
6:37 PM
I know, but it's fun to play with words.
Is there insurance to pay back?
 
woooo! The code works!
and its beautiful!
 
yup, they're insured
@LordStryker which code?
 
@santiago Phew
 
@santiago Code I've been writing all day
 
@LordStryker What do you write it in?
 
6:39 PM
csh
:)
 
I approve
 
What does the code do?
 
588 lines of code
@san Great question!
 
Cool.
 
Are you familiar with things like potential energy surfaces or potential energy curves or reaction mechanisms on a PES?
 
6:40 PM
@santiago One word: Minesweeper.
 
@LordStryker I thought you were going to say "I don't know yet".
 
a bit
 
Okay so A -> B
 
@Alizter that's the best type of code!
 
Good people!
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Q: What's the bonding in diborane - hydrogen chloride?

M.A.RamezaniI was researching and Googling and researching again, about this very interesting molecule: Diborane. Then I faced a very interesting structure, something that I have never seen before. Something that turns up lesser than 50 results in Google, most of which are behind paywalls, and thus leave me...

 
6:41 PM
on a PES, we would have molecule A, a minima, being connected to B, a minima, through a transition state (a molecule with exactly one imaginary mode of vibration) on a potential energy surface.
 
Posted.
 
@M.A.Ramezani upvoted
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
@M.A.Ramezani Is that not van der waals
 
Ooooh BTW I'm not sure about what tags to add.
@Alizter Couldn't be.
The name's weird.
 
6:42 PM
@LordStryker continue...
 
Now, its pretty easy to analyze this sort of reaction mech. manually to ensure that the minima are indeed connected.
But say you have a very busy potential energy surface with many minima and TSs
 
@M.A.Ramezani or london bonding as its called elsewhere
 
@Alizter No no.
I don't think it's intermolecular forces.
 
It can be very difficult to not only examine this manually but potential energy curves can become problematic if you want to illustrate what all is connected.
So the idea is to simply look at the PES not as a 2-D slice but from a birds-eye view, sort of like a connectivity map.
 
They were written together. Diborane - hydrogen chloride.
That's not how you address van der waals forces.
 
6:44 PM
So I wrote code that will examine the 'connectivity' of an arbitrary set of molecules that have been characterized at the same level of theory based on ENERGY and the unweighted Cartesian coordinates.
If the energy and root-mean-sq. deviation (RMSD) of the coordinates fall within a particular set of thresholds, we will count it as connected.
 
Cool!
 
Essentially, given a set of molecules (TSs and minima), my program will automatically generate a connectivity map of the PES
the actual connectivity map hasn't yet been coded but everything we need to determine connectivity is now complete
 
very cool! Are you going to make a program available, once complete?
 
@santiago I don't see why not.
 
6:46 PM
It will use graphviz (graphviz.org) in the end.
@M.A.Ramezani Oh, I built my dimer with the hydrogen from HCl pointing toward the diborane :\ (bucky-central.me.utexas.edu/RuoffsPDFs/26.pdf)
I can fix that later. It would be a useful comparison.
 
@LordStryker that'd be brilliant!
 
Look at space filling model of diborane
its funny
 
@LordStryker What's its name gonna be?
 
lol @M.A.R right now its simply called "graphviz.sh"
 
6:49 PM
but I might call it, "LStrykers_kickass_chemistry_software.awesome"
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@Alizter Oh that molecule is dirty!
 
I second that!
 
We need that photo enhanced
 
To quote professor Homer Simpson: Why you little...!
 
@LordStryker YES!
 
6:51 PM
hmmm I like that molecule....I like it alot
 
STOP!
 
@Alizter Needs more CURVES!
(for science!)
 
I wanna flag these as interesting...
 
z-1,2-dibromodiborane
 
The central molecule needs to be bigger - for scientific observation of course
 
6:53 PM
@M.A.Ramezani This paper always makes me giggle: piwet.pulawy.pl/bulletin/images/stories/pdf/20084/…
4
 
tbh I originally thought it was funny because it looked like people hugging
but then you guyses
 
People hugging...Seriously?
 
yes, two people hugging....... of course.....
 
@LordStryker What the @#$#@!@#$#@!$$#@!!!
 
Really fat people hugging
Atom colours
 
6:56 PM
It looks like when I wanted to make a salad but ended up screwing stuff.
 
@LordStryker imagine that winning the Nobel Prize
 
@M.A.Ramezani Incredible isn't it?
 
@santiago Didn't it?
@LordStryker This is what we get for science!
 
I've seen worse
 
> Key words: bi@ch, va@ina, Mycoplasma canis.
 
6:59 PM
@M.A.Ramezani when you search "diborane - hydrogen chloride" your question is the second result.
 
Hah!
 
YOU'RE FAMOUS!
 
No, I'm not signing your back.
 
@M.A.Ramezani signing my back? You'd have to get through the hair first
 
INTERESTING:
This paper calls it a hydrogen bond, this one provides structural information — ron 2 mins ago
 
7:01 PM
Apparently HCl and B2H6 react to form B2H5Cl and H2
 
@Alizter Shhh. @Lord doing SAPT thingy.
 
@M.A.Ramezani How can it be a hydrogen bond?
I thought chlorine wasn't electronegative enough to be in the special club?
 
It can't be.
 
So it is probably dipole-dipole right?
 
@Alizter You're talking about Cl, I'm thinking about B
@Alizter I don't think it's anything like that.
 
7:03 PM
In that case it's probably glue.
 
Yep.
Glutamine Econazole.
 
Mmmm...Fried eggs...
 
I am thinking those hydrogens in the middle are very exposed
Incase a cheeky nucleophile were to come along
 
@Alizter diborane is non-polar
 
7:09 PM
@LordStryker How is the program?
 
It would be dipole induced-dipole
@Alizter It is good. I'm having a graduate student code the rest (creating the graphviz input)
 
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Q: What programming languages do mathematicians use?

user3063I understand this might be a slightly subjective question, but I am honestly curious what programming languages are used by the mathematics community. I would imagine that there is a group of mathematicians out there that use haskell because it might be more consistent with ideas from mathematic...

read the first answer
 
@Alizter Clever indeed though more appropriate as a comment.
 
It was the old days when nobody was too serious
 
Sometimes I miss the old days.
 
7:15 PM
lol
 
The question was closed as no longer relevant
have not seen that before
 
@Lord The first paper Ron linked to speaks about diborane (4), while I'm looking for the diborane (6) "version". There's some info here. The interesting part is that in computing molecular mass, it takes both HCl and B2H6 into account. — M.A.Ramezani 17 secs ago
 
@M.A.Ramezani Which diborane-HCl dimer are you interested in? Are you strictly interested in the one you posted?
 
Yep.
 
hmmm I may have a question brewing
 
7:17 PM
With Cl pointing toward the H's on diborane?
 
yes
 
Okay just making sure. Calculations are not cheap you know. ;)
I'll go ahead and look at them both.
 
what the....?
hmmmm okay, I have a context for a question...but....
 
But you're not sure if I'll downvote? I'll downvote, chill.
 
lol
 
7:23 PM
Downvotes are great only when I dish them out
 
it would be a question based on me thinking "what the flying fruitbat are they talking about?"
 
About what
Questions about fruitbats should be asked on bio se
 
lol
helium hydride
 
@M.A.Ramezani You should look and see if someone has characterized an HF-H2O or HCl-H2O dimer
Assuming the proper orientation, it would be very analogous to your HCl-B2H4 complex.
 
@LordStryker Thanks for the suggestion!
I'll look.
 
7:27 PM
If I shoot a helium atom with a proton does it become helium hydride or an isotope of lithium?
 
@Alizter Neither. It simply becomes angry.
 
It'll die.
You murderer!
 
Is neon more inert than helium?
 
Nah. He is more inert.
I just asked him.
@santiago The bond order is 1/2, right?
That's what I remember from the MO scheme.
 
helium is more inert.
 
7:30 PM
bizarre article - stay tuned for the question
 
It should be. Polarizability increases with volume increase.
That's why you get $\ce{XeF4}$.
 
Yes that is what I thought
but I remember reading somewhere that neon was more inert
 
But $\ce{He2}$ is only possible at some -200-something Ks.
@Alizter Screw that somewhere...How dare they not agree with me?!
 
7:33 PM
okay, question posted - am hovering over the delete button
 
Helium has two valence electrons while neon has 8. That is the subtle difference.
Quite interesting.
@san nevermind. found it
 
@santiago The answer to your Q is - Under healthy conditions.
 
@M.A.Ramezani or "Obviously the right conditions" ;)
 
I can say that under the exam conditions, nothing is stable.
 
7:35 PM
lol
 
Oooh, BTW, I only have one exam left.
Guess which exam?
 
You know, its funny. I get super nervous before administering an exam.
I worry about two things: The well-being of my students and typos.
The last one is quite a beast to deal with.
 
I get nervous posting questions
 
@LordStryker This is very interesting. Both the examiner and examinee get nervous before an exam. Then why do we even have the effing exams?
O.O
 
@LordStryker There was a missing comma in one of my exams and I was really worried because the English didn't make sense and I thought I forgot how to understand English.
 
7:37 PM
@santiago You're not alone.
 
@M.A.Ramezani To celebrate the acquisition of knowledge of course!
@Alizter No matter how many hours I pour over my exams (which I write from scratch), I always seem to miss something. Usually its trivial but a couple of times it was not.
 
That's a spooky celebration. Like celebrating Halloween.
 
I like asking questions, but...
 
@LordStryker Don't forget the questions.
 
but..,
@LordStryker What were the not-so-small typos?
 
7:39 PM
Well say you have to work out a numerical problem and I give you a multiple choice exam along with a number for that problem that is printed incorrectly.
if that typo makes it through then I'll have to throw the question out.
 
@LordStryker Why multiple choice?
 
Hah!
 
which isn't necessarily fair for the students who invested their time into doing the problem vs. those that skipped it
@Alizter I teach two sections each with ~200 students all on my own. There is no way I can hope to grade 400 written exams by myself.
 
@LordStryker This is what usually happens to our math teacher.
 
ah
@LordStryker use graduate students?
 
7:41 PM
I don't have any. I'm a post-doc.
 
He then solves it: He who solved the typoic question gets an extra +1 score.
 
@LordStryker I heard they go for cheap these days
Just need to know where to look
You might need to find a black market dealer
If we have a an english language learners site
Why not have an X learners site?
for X homework
but then again
 
Homework site doesn't work.
 
all of these sites are for learning
 
No really. It doesn't.
But we do have a homeworks.SE.
Its name is math.SE.
 
7:46 PM
Ouch
Im from there
They are almost religious about it now
 
Hah! Then you agree with me.
@Alizter So, they're protective about having homework?
 
I remember the crucifixion of the homework tag
There was a mass retagging
It was the largest tag
which paints a bad image for new comers
 
Still, homework keeps comin' and gets answered there.
 
There are two types of people there
Those who don't answer homework questions and flag/close
and those who answer and say yipee with all there points
 
And rep whores.
Sorry, I hate some users there. Makes me biased.
 
7:50 PM
It appears as if everybody is helping them when in actual fact most users are voting to close
including me
but then we have very blurry lines
 
Cool! Thumbs up
 
like when a question is genuinely difficult and interesting but has no effort
 
@Alizter Yes. It's hard to decide if one Q's homework or not in math.SE. I understand.
 
and we get these crackpot answers
A really hard integral
the answer
no working
Nobody knows how
 
in We love math, physics, chemistry and random talk., Jun 6 at 18:19, by M.A.Ramezani
A HW chem question looks like an imbecile trying to use you and get the hell of the answer outta ya, but a math Q, even when it's obvious that it's HW and its OP is a help vampire, looks like a delicious puzzle that asks solving.
 
7:52 PM
Ladies an Gentlemen I present you exhibit A
This users answers are in similar theme
And a 1/3rd of the votes on the answers are down
 
And 2/3rd are blind upvotes.
 
The profile description is cute
It came along when the user was under a lot of heat on meta
I happen to know the actual user behind it
he is also a user on the site
he probably upvotes his own answers and such
but what ever
I don't snitch
 
Man!
Chem.SE = Heaven
Math.SE = Not so much.
 
Its uncorrupted so far :P
 
@Alizter Yes...ADG is banned.
Were you here in all that drama?
 
7:56 PM
Who's that?
gets popcorn
 
The name itself gives me a headache now.
 
Whats the beef?
 
take look at that sportmanship badge there.
 
@Dane So what?
That user wasn't constructive in chem.SE, period.
 
So What?
 
7:59 PM
@M.A.Ramezani What did he do?
 
@Alizter Well, he was trying to apply math.SE style here.
@Dane So, he gets a monument from me.
 
It Can't be a good reason.
 
@M.A.Ramezani Homework questions?
 

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