English Language & Usage: Multi-Layered Discourse Room

I don't understand

but I'm tempted to close as NARQ

I've voted as not constructive since it's a poll type question with no real value

They want a profession to match each word in their list - so entirely subjective. Also It won't ever help future visitors, so it's too localised too

NARQ, not constructive, too localised, off topic

I think it could sweep the board!

10:32 AM

xD

followed you

10:45 AM

Hi @Jasper :)

user19161

@MattЭллен Hello blond!

:D how odd

user19161

@MattЭллен It is not odd because it is even literal.

mathematicians!

user19161

I think that is my fourth use of the odd/even joke in Incomprehensible.

10:52 AM

at least

user19161

And it's nice to call this room Incomprehensible rather than the longer name.

there's a longer name?

user19161

The Incomprehensible Room > Incomprehensible. QED.

ah

also: English Language and Usage - aka The Incomprehensible Room

user19161

ahah

user19161

10:55 AM

Also note that ahah > ah.

:D

user19161

Hahaha.

user19161

And Hahaha > ahah.

user19161

It is a world and day full of inequalities and factorials!!!

@Jasper Alenanno won't be please to hear that!

10:56 AM

why me?

@Alenanno because you laugh ahah, and Jasper seems to suggest that is less than hahaha

user19161

Very funny, we are all sober though!

I could hardly be drunk at work

:D

Although it might make this document I'm writing more entertaining

10:58 AM

yeah I do

11:39 AM

hey guys, guess what i'm wearing right now ?

Jin

@JSBᾶngs hmm i can guess...

you're wearing the super rare collector's edition of the mis-printed English.se T-shrt?

you're totally right

and i didn't even notice until now that it's misprinted

this is hilarious

:D

cool you got the package?

Come on, package! HURRY!

xD

Jin

yes.. out of ALL sites swag, i mis-spelled stuff on the English tshirt... how ironic

we will send you an updated shirt...

This is the first time I see you in here, @Jin :D

Jin

11:42 AM

I'm here to say "sorry...."

seriously, i didn't even notice until now

i'm gonna keep this as a collectors edition :)

I would too.

Well, I'm off to lunch, catch y'all later guys

Marthaª

1:37 PM

@Kitḫ Aw, gee. Thanks! (And cute baby pic.)

I still don't have a working computer at home, and work is still crazy busy, so I'm afraid there's very little chatting in my foreseeable future. :/

Good morning all

mornin'

@Marthaª hugs we'll keep a seat warm for you!

hello fellow chatterers

Is that what we do here? chattery?

I'm chattering

1:42 PM

Chittlin's?

chicklets?

@simchona ewwww

:1916735 Surprised?

Kind of.

um, has Jasper ever actually seen a pic of @simchona? i haven't

1:45 PM

Well, pig's intestines will do that to you

Sometimes people build mental representations, "phantasies" if you will.

ah, well, ok

@MrShinyandNew安宇 this is true

@Matt Since when?

@MrShinyandNew安宇 I think you missed an "n".

I know a couple people who hang out here who are, perhaps, somewhat out of touch with reality

@simchona ha. well, i suppose a lot of people like phatties

1:47 PM

@simchona no wonder my spell checker flagged it :)

@simchona Since when do pigs intestines surprise me? All the time. I never expect pigs intestines.

mmm pig intestines. Right now I'm phantasizing about eating some pork sausage.

No double entendres!

lol

@MattЭллен I figured you email him most, or rather he contacts you most

So I figured you know when/why

i don't think you're allowed to call "no double entendres" in this room

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1:48 PM

@MrShinyandNew安宇 But now I'm thinking about it...

@simchona ok ok, fine. I'm cool with everyone thinking of me putting a big fat sausage into my mouth.

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Is it tasty?

@simchona delicious. So plump and juicy

Since I'm made of lego, here is a pic of my sausage

And I think I missed the last removed message

aedia λ

I really wanted to see Mr. Shiny's sausage when I first opened my eyes.

Thanks guys.

1:54 PM

@simchona Sorry I feel really uncomfortable talking about Jasper when he's not here. He emailed me a couple of weeks ago.

user19161

@sim @matt I happened to see the removed messages this time. It's OK.

@MattЭллен well, he just showed up :)

@Jasper Sorry Jasper, I didn't know if you'd said anyting or not.

gah. I'm terrible at this being friends thing.

Hi @Jasper

Was just asking how long you've been interested. It seemed kind of sudden.

user19161

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Well, reality is not well-defined. But anyway, I'm not schizophrenic.