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12:10 AM
I wonder if the SE employees are having fun with hats? Or if all their fun was in setting things up?
By the way, hats hats hats.
 
12:30 AM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Are you sure?
I used to disable that on my Windows 7, IIRC.
 
 
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2:14 AM
@Cerberus I thought you were still using XP.
room topic changed to English Language & Usage: Celebrating Hanukkah: now 37% more like Christmas! (no tags)
 
Mr Mue is once again striving in vain to find phantom connections back to German from English.
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A: Etymology of orchard

tchristNo, you are almost certainly mistaken about any overt borrowing from German Obstgarten to produce English orchard. You are struggling too hard to look for an added -r-, when in fact, it was already present in Latin (h)ort-(us) right from the get-go. There were also cognate Gothic words star...

 
2:27 AM
I think orchard comes from observatory, doesn't it? Or was that obstinate?
> (Note: I edited my bio for a hat.)
 
Ask @medica: it’s from obstinately obstreperous obstetricians, the ones normally called accoucheurs, but without the voulez-vous part.
 
That would be the chirurgeonly view.
 
Che, churl.
 
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A: Word for metallic "dust"

paulkayukIn the jewellery trade it is known as lemel or lemels. An alteration of earlier limall, limmell, from Middle English lemaille, limail, from Middle French limaille, from Old French, from limer to file, from Latin limare. Though in all the years of living with my father, a Silversmith, I never he...

@tchrist You should be in a dudgeon about the lack of attribution for the etymology.
If the hat phenomenon was calculated to bring in a lot of shit questions, I think it's working.
 
2:59 AM
There's a hat for editing one's bio?
Oh, oh I see.
edits bio
 
And you shall have a hat.
 
What kind of hat goes with rectangular ninjas?
 
I fixed the position on my current hat. My avatar was AWOL when I earned it.
Therrrrewego.
 
I could get more hats right away, but I'm damned if I'm going to download someone's app to do that.
Antibiotics are sapping my essence.
 
3:08 AM
That’s odd.
 
It was outrageously difficult to get on the bike today.
 
Oh, this is hilarious.
Oh, that was poor timing on my part.
 
pouts
 
I am circuit-bending a Hannah Montana guitar with hilarious results.
 
I didn't know there was such a guitar.
 
3:10 AM
@tchrist What is?
@Robusto Because of your cat scratch fever?
 
Cat-bite fever is closer to the truth.
 
I can't believe how many different Hannah Montana guitars there are.
 
I guess what they say is true.
 
> I wanna be Jim Morrison
 
3:18 AM
Hi @cornbreadninja麵包忍者 what are your play-off hopes?
 
@skullpatrol pssh.
Step 1: beat the Steelers Cheaters
 
Step 2?
 
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit
Furreal doe, step 2 is beat the Chargers.
 
You kind of glossed over Step 2.
 
I made up for it.
 
3:19 AM
Step 3: Beat the Patriots.
 
Your road to the SuperBowl goes through Gillette Stadium.
 
Nobody knows.
 
Oh wait. We did that already.
 
Heh, so did Miami.
 
3:20 AM
:D
 
That was a different edition of the Pats.
 
If KC and NE do play this year, I will give you KC and 10 points.
 
The team that starts to get hot now wins on feb1
 
I will be in Vegas.
 
3:22 AM
Pats are peaking. The loss in Green Bay was actually good for them, I believe.
 
VEGA$!
Say hi to my son.
He will be happy to take your money.
 
Viva!
 
Ladies and gentlemen . . .
we . . . are . . . LIIIIIIIIVE
From the MGM Grand Garden Arena in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada . . .
 
3:23 AM
 
(gonna see Silva v. Diaz)
 
Good fight
 
Money on Diaz?
 
Very scrappy
 
I ain't decided.
 
3:25 AM
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者!
 
Silva is favored.
 
So much back and forth in my mind.
@KitFox !
 
Hi.
And stuff.
 
You might make money if the odds are right.
 
Boxing is so dirty.
 
3:26 AM
Nick is currently the underdog.
@KitFox and how!
 
@skullpatrol UFC isn't exactly boxing.
 
Man, I wish I were not this drunk so I could say howdy proper.
Also, l'chaim.
 
The know @Robusto but they are not totally unrelated.
 
@KitFox slainte!
 
No. Neither are boxing and carpentry unrelated.
 
3:29 AM
@skullpatrol they're pretty different.
 
oh noes i haz no earbids.
 
What are you drinking, @KitFox?
 
I had ...
Jamesons.
 
@KitFox I bid $5 for the pair.
 
And...
uh.
Hot buttered rum!
It was delicious.
 
3:30 AM
And so to bed. G'night.
 
I had a great review and got a big bonus today.
So I'm high on life.
And booze.
 
I'm thinking I might have earbuds in the car.
 
I meant to make money on by betting. @Robusto @cornbreadninja麵包忍者 you only have to corrupt one of the fighters to buy the match.
 
@skullpatrol oh dear.
@KitFox is it ASMR time?
@KitFox congratulations!
 
3:32 AM
I intend to get a big bonus too: I turned in 5 months of expense reports, including three trips.
But perhaps that doesn’t count. :)
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Apparently not.
I can't find any kind of headphones.
@tchrist Well, it's good for big money!
I did not mean to kill the chat.
 
I was bending Hannah Montana again.
 
Doesn't that hurt?
 
@JasperLoy which evil man? And hello.
@Mitch doesn't hurt me any.
 
3:46 AM
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 a troll.
a former president of France
 
Mitterand?
giggles quietly
 
tee hee!
 
I wish I'd had more to eat.
 
Damn this 9V thingy.
 
3:50 AM
You need D batteries at least for a vibrator.
Preferably plug-style. No loss in performance over time then.
 
No, no, I'm making a thing.
 
Oh.
What kind of thing?
 
An organ.
Single-key for now.
 
not too many tunes you can play with that
bang a gong by t rex?
 
That takes two notes.
 
4:05 AM
morse code?
 
nice!
 
That's just an amusing FreeCAD example. No 9V required.
Night.
 
But we already know all 8.
 
I'm not the owner.
Perhaps they will add more...
...who knows what the rules to this game are?
 
 
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7:25 AM
grumbles and hates on unsuspecting passersby
spreads misery and despair
 
8:14 AM
Tis the season.
 
to celebrate the birth of the baby tchrist
we must find some frankincense and perl and follow the star of Boulder to the stable in which he is born. a fat hairy baby, the king of the Jews.
alas, I think someone has rage downvoted a perfectly acceptable answer made by me, the prince of Andorra.
darn. snaps fingers downward
 
Rage against the machine?
 
 
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9:52 AM
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Just a chat user who pops in now and then, never mind. Hello!
 
you've narrowed it down to every chat user in the universe
 
10:16 AM
It's raining heavily here.
 
That's winter weather for you
 
Perhaps the rain is a sign that a miracle is about to happen.
There are over 20 candidates in the math mod election, interesting.
 
must be an exciting election. is there a lot of scandal?
 
No scandals. As always, there are many relatively inexperienced users who are contesting.
 
who do you think will get in?
 
10:20 AM
I think it will be Daniel Fischer, Jyrki Lahtonen and Pedro Tamaroff.
Judging from the primary phase votes.
Luckily I never contested, or I would not be able to delete my accounts!
 
@JasperLoy do you think they'll be good mods?
 
@MattЭллен Yes, I think so. But maybe I will vote for Thomas, Pedro Tamaroff and Daniel Fischer, because of the number of helpful flags, lol.
 
good, good.
 
I can't really decide, so I will be using some idiosyncratic means to determine who I will vote for.
 
but if you remember my first bid for moderatorship, I looked a shoo-in in the primaries, but came in 6th over all
 
10:25 AM
Aha! Many things in this world are deceiving...
What seems right may be wrong. What seems wrong may be right.
What seems possible may be impossible. What seems impossible may be possible.
 
still no way to break the laws of thermodynamics
 
Newton's laws were superceded by Einstein's laws.
Perhaps physics is only an approximation to the truth that only the Buddha can see.
Geezis, what a username.
 
Jihad means struggle
bit of an odd name I suppose
 
I am certainly having jihad then.
 
@Robusto that is because my answers, my friend, are sucking in the wind. The answers are sucking in the wind.
 
10:40 AM
@RegDwigнt You only need to say it once.
 
@JasperLoy you only need to be whooshed once.
Not per minute. In toto.
 
Of course, I understand if you are trying to produce some rhetorical effect.
 
No, you do not understand. Stop trying.
You are like Cerberus.
If you don't get it immediately, you won't get it by trying. That's how it works.
 
Why does Cerberus still write iPhone as Iphone?
 
Because money.
 
10:43 AM
I had to get a smartphone in the end, because they don't really have nonsmartphones these days in the shops.
So far I have used it for a year. It's alright but I prefer the old phones.
I woke up an hour ago, and I have already defecated twice.
 
@JasperLoy please don't tell us about when you go to the toilet.
 
@MattЭллен OK, I will remember that.
 
Thanks
 
Thanks again :-)
and again...
 
 
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11:50 AM
nohat won two hats but wears no hat
 
if nohat were himself a hat...
 
we could all wear nohat...
we could all wear nohat wearing no hat...
 
12:04 PM
I'm not wearing no hat
 
I am supposedly wearing Breaking Bad, yet I look like a Brazilian football player who hit his head real bad.
Perhaps it's called Breaking Bad because in the process I broke the thing I hit my head against?
 
@JasperLoy That seems wrong. Or right. Augh! I'm so confused!
@RegDwigнt You look like a duck. It's not a bad look.
 
I'd like to reply, "I did say 'Brazilian football player'", but I am not sure if the International Day of Racism is today.
 
12:26 PM
I've put my breaking bad hat on at SO, where noöne else is wearing hats
 
Are they anti-hat activists?
 
No, too many drive-by help vampires.
Only regulars care for hats, so when no regulars are around, you do the math.
 
Hooray, I'm second in the E&LU hat chart!
 
So is Hanukkah today or what?
 
12:31 PM
probably not going to uphat for a while
@RegDwigнt between December 16 and December 24
 
WUT.
What is this grammar.
 
yes
 
How can a holiday be on 8 days at once.
 
it is called a season
 
cf. the 12 days of Christmas
cf. Easter
cf. Lent
 
12:32 PM
tis the season to be golly
 
@skullpatrol I only know spring, fall, summer, and winter.
 
limited definition^
 
@RegDwigнt I only know spring, fall, summer, autumn and winter.
 
@Hugo yeah and guess why they are called "The 12 days". Because they are not Christmas. They are the 12 days.
Do people go around saying "the 8 days of Hanukkah"? I've not heard such a thing.
@Hugo this is ELU, not FLU.
 
@RegDwigнt "The Twelve Days of Christmas is the festive Christian season"
 
12:33 PM
Stop seasoning our holy days. FFS.
 
'tis the season
 
@skullpatrol which is why it is a question.
 
@Hugo also, WTF. Lent is a holiday now?
 
@RegDwigнt let me refer you to the definitive Comparative Religion For Dummies: "The holiday is part of Roman Catholic, Lutheran, Methodist, and Episcopalian liturgies, among others."
 
12:36 PM
dummies?
 
The For Dummies books can actually be quite good. Don't be misled by the title or cover.
 
some are, some not so much...
 
I now have 42 contacts in my email.
 
@Hugo sorry, I will only listen to indefinitive guides.
Also, and more importantly, those are all heathens on that list.
Jun 7 '13 at 18:47, by RegDwighт
I am a fucking Orthodox. They are but pitiful Catholics.
 
I will come to this chat for two more weeks. Maybe I won't come anymore in 2015.
 
12:40 PM
the final count down
 
Yeah yeah. You will also delete your account in 2016. And 2018. And 2054.
 
I just had dinner with my mum. Also talked about my usual problems.
 
Not constipation, that much's for sure.
 
@RegDwigнt It is interesting to think where I would be in 2016, 2018 and 2054.
I have been thinking a lot these few days, which makes me tired. I think I should go take a nap.
 
12:57 PM
query for seeing what category questions are best for the pizza hat: data.stackexchange.com/english/query/258649/…
unsurprising, boring s-w-r, word-choice...
 
@Hugo yup
 
I wonder if you can answer your own five times
 
probably not, but you could give it a try
I'm trying to think up a SWR that's not too easy (what's a word for a long distance communication device) and not too hard (What do you call it when a bird lands on your shoulder and sings a song in your ear on a Tuesday)
 
oh, you mean the midweek shoulderbird?
 
1:08 PM
clapping all around
 
don't give it to me!
 
Ha ha... Wut?
 
The clap. I don't want it.
 
testing
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Q: What's a good way to get the pizza hat?

HugoFive answers are needed in 30 minutes. In 30 minutes, five answers are needed.

 
I see. testing if you can earn it on meta
 
1:10 PM
I don't want it either.
 
yup, less clutter. feel free to chuck an answer in
 
+1'ing just to make sure the q and a's count.
 
ta
cool, that's 5
 
And...? How long before it triggers, if at all?
 
Ste
Two votes on this answer for Enlightened and a hat, please: english.stackexchange.com/a/129568/20739
 
1:17 PM
done
 
@Hugo you got the hat?
 
@MattЭллен not yet
 
You can try on non-meta.
Or is that weird?
 
no
but I'll SWR it
 
Ste
Like last year we could win hats on the actual site and then delete the garbage?
 
1:19 PM
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Q: What's a good word for trying to get the pizza hat?

HugoFive answers are needed in 30 minutes. In 30 minutes, five answers are needed.

@Ste sure
 
I think in real life this is called 'collusion' by the Security and Exchange Commission, enforcing financial laws.
 
they have allowed clear discussion of secret hats this year
 
Ste
Just needs six of us to "collude" and hat each other I[.
 
'Allowed' how can they not allow it?
 
well, last year it wasn't really done for whatever reason
 
Ste
1:24 PM
There're your five. Hope you get hatted.
 
Hattifived yet?
 
can't get no hattisfaction
 
That's hattarious
 
I could be a stand up hattedian
as opposed to the unhatted sat down Ian I am now
 
Ste
In Hatmandu
 
1:30 PM
They have good taste in hattedy
 
@Mitch Shut up. Some people have a lot of money riding on this.
 
oh! I got the blue spok for something
 
Ste
Blue spock is for upvoting an answer that is accepted and has a score of at least 5.
 
@Robusto Hat off, you.
 
1:43 PM
Nat hattifived yet
there are 5 with upvotes, but they include mine
 
Ste
I reckon you need another one.
I'd be 99% certain.
 
yeah
7 answers, 6 with ups, 4 from me
 
Ste
I've upped all I can on there.,
I'd like to see the top 5 of the Site-wide leaderboard be EL&U.
We had three of five last year I think
 
could do with some repeat answerers, seems to need 5 non-self-answers
maybe they don't need to be from 5 different non-mes
the meta has 5 answers from non-mes, but there's some repeat answerers
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Q: What's a good way to get the pizza hat?

HugoFive answers are needed in 30 minutes. In 30 minutes, five answers are needed.

so the meta has answers from 5 different people, but one is me
no, wait, 4
no, wait, 5
 
Ste
how many total non-you now?
 
1:52 PM
but includes me
4 non-me on meta
4 non-me on main too
 
Ste
We need another colluder.
Where has @skullpatrol gone?
 
I think we have enough, not all added to both
@Robusto I'm sure you'd like to contribute to meta.english.stackexchange.com/questions/5457/…
game over
 
Ste
wow - that went by quickly!!
We need to get the six people together and all go together.
Six questions and then five answers on each. Get it out of the way in one fell swoop
 
swoosh
bang
hats
 
so we should delete those two now?
 
1:57 PM
yeah, can do
"Sorry, this question has answers and cannot be deleted; flag it for moderator attention instead"
 
I'm on it :D
 
ta
I managed to get Naruto on SO without trying
 

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