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12:10 AM
Thanks pal @Robusto
> Another Weibo user using the handle Adagier said she lost her husband to the coronavirus and had since been contacted by police warning her not to be too emotional - and to stop posting online.
These guys make trump look like a choir boy
 
 
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9:15 AM
should the cheque truncation question be reopened now that we know what cheque truncation is?
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Q: Check truncation-meaning,origin and appropriate use of the words

user26375Many customers used to come to our Bank office to search where their checks were.  I used to tell them, go to the room where checks are truncating. Wikipedia defines cheque truncation: Cheque truncation (check truncation in American English) is a cheque clearance system that involves the dig...

 
 
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10:41 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer (168): Origin of "Bedazzle" by user379391 on english.SE
 
11:34 AM
 
seems like an extreme for of yak shaving
 
 
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1:58 PM
@Gigili Yeah, and too bad nobody wants to hear that guy's latest goat farming tracks.
@MattE.Эллен I didn't even know that was a thing.
 
nor me. I mean, I've scanned cheques of mine into a machine, but I didn't know it was called truncation
 
Interesting, though, that one can "go to the room where checks are truncating"—like eggs incubating, maybe, a quiet process that checks go through when left undisturbed.
 
2:15 PM
@Robusto I'm sick and tired of this politicized fearmongering. Questions keep getting prompted, but I don't see that helping anything
 
@M.A.R. I wasn't fearmongering. I just shared something I'd read. I wouldn't be surprised if it's true, given China's rather casual attitude toward the truth.
Especially when the truth reflects poorly on the government.
 
@Robusto not you, just the media here, over there, and everyone else raising suspicions about whatever
It's natural to suspect something like this. Making headlines about it serves nothing other than "what if"s
 
Well, that's a news organization's job, isn't it? Raising concerns about whatever? Sometimes they go too far, but they are the only recourse a democracy has against totalitarianism. Look how Trump attacks them at every turn. That alone ought to convince you they're serving a vital function.
 
Everyone was concerned about Iran's fatality rate at the beginning. A couple dozen cases, a dozen deaths. "It's definitely much worse there" Now that death/cases looks normal-ish, they'd find another excuse to raise concerns
It just seems like the concerns are the ends, not the reasoning
The same thing goes on over here, of course, and also in China
The ultimate result is polarization and hatred. I'm not talking about you, or the other participants in this chat, of course. People whose brain capacity is closer to mine are a different matter though.
 
I'm not saying news outlets don't hype things for readership. When you see a headline saying an asteroid is going to smack into the earth next week, and then you read elsewhere that it's going to pass by safely 16 times the distance between the earth and the moon, you know that's just sensationalism. The point is, without a free press you can't find the truth at all. They turn up false positives, but at least they are able to turn up the truth as well.
One has to take the bitter with the sweet.
That asteroid headline actually appeared in my news feed a while ago, from the Internatioinal Business Times. I've since told Google I don't want to see crap from that organization anymore.
 
 
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5:26 PM
Main site allows dark mode now as a beta. Not sure if you have to be invited. I tried it, not sure it works for me, but then again, I'm old-fashioned. Or just old.
It's all about saving battery life on MacBooks, which is not my problem anyway.
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Q: React Native - Invariant Violation: Element type is invalid: expected string but got: undefiend

daveSo when I use this code everything works just fine: import * as React from 'react'; import { Button, Image, View, TouchableOpacity, StyleSheet, TouchableWithoutFeedback, KeyboardAvoidingView, SimpleAnimation, Text, TextInput} from 'react-native'; import * as ImagePicker from 'expo-image-pi...

I expect if you ever get undefiend in your code you have bigger problems than just coding.
 
5:44 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, potentially bad keyword in body, potentially bad keyword in title (196): HOW TO JOIN ILLUMINATI +27718688742? by medi666 on english.SE
 
6:02 PM
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Q: how many common,proper,collective,personal nouns inletter

martinhow many common,proper,collective,and personal nouns are in this letter?Dearest Emma,I have decided to spend some time with my brother and nephew.I have taken the train and expect to stay for a while.I will think about you whilst among the crowd.You will experience unhappiness at this but you wil...

Uh. I dunno. 9001? It's a long letter...
@Robusto yes, I am happy to report that I have saved a total of 14 full years of battery life on MacBooks, simply by never buying a MacBook.
This dark mode thing can't even hope to compete with me.
 
7:05 PM
@RegDwigнt the answer is the numbers for a winning lottery ticket
@RegDwigнt what's with all the astronomical signs in the question
 
7:23 PM
@Robusto I guess. It still gets me though.
 
@M.A.R. I don't know, but I will think about that whilst among the crowd.
@Robusto I honestly didn't know up until watching that video that you guys had to pay for calling an ambulance.
Like what the actual fuck.
All the other stuff I either knew about, or, you know, that thing about holding your child after giving birth to it, and some of the other stuff, I took that with a grain of salt. Like, it's probably only the case in 3 out 50 states, and probably exists for some reason, that might be really really stupid but probably isn't pure spite.
But calling for help. Jesus fucking Christ.
Like, if I prank call 911 here, I get to pay. Thousands of Euros I believe. Can be tens of thousands if they send a fire brigade or a whole bunch of police.
But if I'm genuinely calling for help for whatever reason, they send help for free.
 
7:42 PM
@RegDwigнt You're jealous of our freedoms, I know.
 
No, I hate your freedoms.
Get the vocabulary right.
 
See George W. Bush about that.
 
I saw him once. I decided to not repeat.
 
Every fucking Republican is worse than the last.
And I didn't think it could get worse than W.
 
You know, a couple months ago I was drinking with a good friend of mine, here at my place. We were watching Rambo and Commando and drinking vodka.
 
7:44 PM
Beverage of choice for those films.
 
And yada yada yada, he drank too much.
 
I'm shocked.
 
Lay on the floor in the hall and fell asleep.
 
OK, so you wouldn't let him crash on your couch?
 
I was worried about putting him on the couch and going to bed myself. First off, he has a medical history. And always takes some medication. No idea what he even had to take at the time.
Second off, you can vomit in your sleep and suffocate.
I'm not having none of that in my home. You come here, this is a safe place. You will not die. Basic human courtesy.
 
7:46 PM
A'ight.
 
So long story short, I called up a taxi first.
It parked in front of the house for like half an hour while I was trying to get my friend on his feet.
Yada yada yada, didn't work.
So I just called an ambulance.
And they came and they took him to the hospital.
And the morning after he woke up and walked home.
End of story.
 
Yeah. Like it should be in a civilized country.
 
I gave the taxi driver a tip, dunno, maybe 20 Euro or something. These were my expenses for that night.
Well that, and all the vodka.
 
Yeah. We're like the only developed country that doesn't take care of its people.
What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? The Canadian has free healthcare and no handgun or assault rifle.
 
Yeah that was the last Michael Moore movie that I saw, I think.
 
7:53 PM
Like, any Michael Moore movie.
 
Actually, I had some additional expenses I now recall. I asked the ambulance if I should come with them, they said no. I sat here for twenty minutes, then decided to call another cab and drove to the hospital myself. I had had the presence of mind to ask them which one they'd be taking him to.
So I was there at like four in the morning. Talked to a nurse. She had a thick Russian accent for some reason.
Then I called a third cab back home.
It was a glorious night.
@Robusto yeah quite so, but that one was specifically about guns. I don't think it was Bowling for Columbine though, was it now. I don't remember.
At the end he walks up to some private Canadian home and knocks on the door and someone comes to the door and he asks them, so you won't shoot me now? and they laugh.
Which is quite a dick move to be honest, but then again that's Michael Moore for you.
Maybe it was Sicko after all.
 
@RegDwigнt It was Bowling for Columbine. Where he visits Charlton Heston and all that.
 
Alrighty, then.
I don't even understand why I watch movies anymore. It's like reading books. Two weeks later you don't remember anything.
 
Yeah. My wife and I are constantly looking for things to watch on Netflix, and very often we encounter things we've watched part of but don't remember a single thing about.
 
Yeah. Download one movie, then cancel your subscription.
Make sure it's not a rubbish one.
Then you can watch it for the rest of your life.
 
8:00 PM
They show a progress bar if you've watched part of it.
 
The last two hundred films that I wanted to watch, I just watched critiques of them instead. And I must say I remember more about them than I would had I actually watched them.
Mind you, not all critics agreed with my opinion about those movies that I never watched. But that's critics for you.
 
Whaddya gonna do?
 
IKR
 
There was recently a young man here who died from coronavirus because he didn't have health insurance.
That is fucking barbaric.
When you get to the hospital—I know, because I've been there—the very first thing they do is ask to see your insurance card.
Ten years ago I had a stroke. I walked into the ER and said "I think I'm having a stroke." They asked to see my insurance card, and spent like 10 minutes getting that shit squared away.
 
That's no good. "Every second matters" my ass.
 
8:14 PM
Yup.
 
That said, you will need a card here as well. They'll treat your stroke first, ask later. But ask they will.
Everyone here must have a card. Because it's your get-out-of-hospital-free card.
 
Yeah, but it's different there. Here it's like, "No tickee, no washee!"
 
Yes, yes.
 
If they brought you in unconscious from a car accident they'd treat you, but they'd have a hand in your pocket checking your wallet at the same time.
 
Indeed, that's one of the worries right now. What with the current refugee situation, there are a lot of people who don't actually have the card.
Not necessarily only those who are here illegally and anonymously.
And we're still waiting for the virus to reach all those refugee camps in Greece and Cyprus and Italy.
That will be a fucking tragedy.
South Africa not looking promising, either.
Many places, actually.
Where you have to walk for half a mile to just get tap water, or visit a bathroom.
 
8:21 PM
Yeah. Who knew we'd be put so strongly in touch with a Hobbesian existence so quickly?
I'm actually rather flabbergasted how far and how fast we have fallen.
 
Well.
You know that apocryphal quote, that money doesn't change your actual character, it only makes it more apparent.
Maybe it's the same with corona.
And everything else really.
 
Maybe.
 
The fall isn't fast. We've been falling for a long time. It is only suddenly that we notice it.
Something like that.
 
Well, when you're falling from 10,000 meters you seem to be doing fine for quite a while. Then when you get below 500 it starts to get serious.
When in fact it's been serious the whole time, you just didn't realize it.
And everybody in your group was saying, "You're just a Chicken Little. Hahaha, always with this "the sky is falling" bullshit."
By the way, I wonder if sales of Corona beer are suffering lately.
 
I haven't checked. Might well be that they are on the rise. Or saw a huge spike at least in the first few weeks where everyone was going huhuh memes lol.
 
8:33 PM
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
Actually, listening to Zappa atm. Because why not? Perfect music when your sense of the absurd is about to explode.
 
He is the American Dream.
 
He is the troll under the bridge to the American Dream.
 
Well, to be fair, they never called it the American Reality.
 
No. They didn't have to.
 
People are so worried about reading the fine print, they don't notice the brand name.
 
8:37 PM
This kinda sums up his attitude about the American anything.
 
Gimme a moment, Bobby Brown's almost done.
What can a person like myself say to a pineapple?
 
The answer is easy, my friend.
"What a pineapple."
 
I'm worshipping alone outside the church of my choice.
 
Hope you're maintaining your coolness at the same time.
 
It was my steady date until it put on weight.
 
8:42 PM
You don't have to continue on with Big Leg Emma unless you really want to. In which case maybe you should listen to the whole album from the beginning.
 
Well you linked me to a playlist, and my intention is to not click on things because that is work.
And every song is like half a minute anyway.
 
Hey, I didn't know you were shomer Shabbos, Walter.
 
Actually you've convinced me. I'll listen to Plastic People because that one I know quite well. And because the lyrics are fitting.
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States! "Fellow Americans, doot, doot, doot" He's been sick!
 
"Fellow Americans" is how LBJ used to address the country. This album was released in 1967.
 
As the Russian saying goes, it would be very funny if it weren't very sad.
Well, actually it's a quote from Lermontov. I did mention him when you were asking whom to read.
 
8:47 PM
Or as I like to say, "Your story is so sad I'm almost sorry I took an anti-depressant today."
 
> Hello, I'm a middle school student. I wish to be able to compose great music and play that music in high school. I wonder if this song sounds good enough to be played at a high school orchestra.
 
Mar 28 at 17:00, by RegDwigнt
Read Chekhov (not the pieces, only the prose). Read Turgenew. Read Lermontov.
 
Jesus Christ, how many smoking guns can you put in just two sentences.
Student. Great music. Song.
A song for orchestra. I don't even have to click on that.
 
Well, "good enough to be played in a high school orchestra" is rather a low bar.
 
Yeah. How good it sounds is not for the composer to decide.
It may look pretty on paper. You can use paper with unicorns on it and Elsa and Anna.
 
 
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10:25 PM
For everybody's amusement, a lovely out-of-context snippet from an interview with the Belorussian President:
> Lukashenko: "See, no viruses here of any kind. You haven't noticed any flying around, have you? Neither have I!"
 
11:14 PM
@RegDwigнt I can put three smoking guns in a sentence.
Probably more.
 
please help me understand ''on the spur of the moment''
 
11:45 PM
@Mitch not in Turkmenistan you can't.
 
sorry but that doesn't help for me
 
Turkmenistan just outlawed the words "corona virus".
 
please explain it for me
 
I'm afraid I am unable to explain it better than the dictionary.
The definition says "suddenly, spontaneously, impulsively".
That is a very good explanation.
Which of these words do you struggle to understand. If it is all three, I'm afraid ultimately I would have to link you to their dictionary definitions as well.
Adverb: suddenly (comparative more suddenly, superlative most suddenly)
  1. Happening quickly and with little or no warning; in a sudden manner.
  2. Suddenly, the heavens opened and we all got drenched.
Here is the Wiktionary page for "suddenly". It includes translations into a hundred other languages.
 

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