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Mitch
Mitch
2:01 AM
> [I know a little man both ept and ert](https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/11/5-poems-with-fantastic-wordplay-prepositions-kempt-twinkle-twinkle-little-star-ladle-rat-rotten-hut-jabberwocky.html).
An intro-? extro-? No, he’s just a vert.
Sheveled and couth and kempt, pecunious, ane,
His image trudes upon the ceptive brain.

When life turns sipid and the mind is traught,
The spirit soars as I would sist it ought.
Chalantly then, like any gainly goof,
My digent self is sertive, choate, loof.
 
 
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It's Over
It's Over
5:51 AM
@Mitch Ur vert
I took one of 'em personality tests yesterday. It gave me INFJ
In chat, I guess I'm TTTA. Talkative Teenager Terribly Annoying
 
 
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8:25 AM
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Mitch
Mitch
1:35 PM
@It'sOver Yourself is the best person to judge your personality. You can actually have real data about what is going on behind your face.
 
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@Mitch Says you
 
Mitch
Mitch
Exactly
Relatedly, I am king of the world.
 
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So if I agree does that make you wrong
 
Mitch
Mitch
You'll be hearing about me real soon in the news.
I have big plans.
 
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Build a wall and keep the dolphins out
 
Mitch
Mitch
1:37 PM
Roll out is imminent/
@It'sOver Dolphins are the worst.
They're like cats, they torture their prey before they eat it.
 
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So, technically, are you the king of inhabitable places only, or dry land? And if the latter, does it mean that in case of a flood, people are on their own?
Because I think I envy your job right now
@Mitch Uh, I think we do the same
 
Mitch
Mitch
@It'sOver I own it all. I an charge of it all. If things go wrong it is the inhabitants fault.
@It'sOver We're not the worst because we're us.
 
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@Mitch Do you have data for behind everyone's face?
 
Mitch
Mitch
If we were cats, or dolphins mutatis mutandis, ceteris paribus, all other things being the same, people would be awful.
Hm...
 
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OMG Big Brother is that you!
 
Mitch
Mitch
1:41 PM
I think I've painted myself, and cats, and dolphins, into a corner.
If they, say the cats, think they're so great...
OK, phase 0 (a prep phase) of taking over the world, as is my right (to take over the world and also to create phases ex pre facto)...
 
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They wouldn't be in the corner.
 
Mitch
Mitch
where was I?
 
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In peribus vicinity
 
Mitch
Mitch
Oh yeah... imprison all the cats. And dolphins.
 
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And make them pay for it
 
Mitch
Mitch
1:43 PM
@It'sOver True, in the ocean there are no corners. So maybe put them in a grotto or underwater cave.
@It'sOver Good idea.
 
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Spoken like a true racist businessman
 
Mitch
Mitch
@It'sOver Back to your very important questions. No, I personally don't have data for everyone else's behind-faceness. Only they do.
Look man I'm using science here.
@It'sOver Since this was not phrased as a question I will not answer it.
OK...now questions from myself...
So, how do you feel about this world domination thing?
Pretty good. Very confident. Like springtime is coming.
(note to have people who thing winter is the best season to be put into camps)
(note that those should be fun winter skiiing camps. I'm no monster)
 
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I don't think your science accounts for invisible creatures
Or mermaids.
 
Mitch
Mitch
@It'sOver Thanks, I suppose, if you consider cats (and dolphins) to be racist.
 
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@Mitch I'm not impeaching you I swear
 
Mitch
Mitch
1:48 PM
@It'sOver It's not science if you can't take data on it. That's science, bitches.
@It'sOver Whoa... are you looking behind my face?
 
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My endo-cranium processes exactly!
@Mitch Wanna cook
 
Mitch
Mitch
@It'sOver Please. Be my guest.
I love it when guests cook.
Except when I'm the guest.
Then it's such a drag.
 
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@Mitch no u b guest
@Mitch I dunno anymore. First they say you can't use it about humans, then everything else.
I guess just don't generally use it. No races no racists.
You phylogenyist!
 
Mitch
Mitch
@It'sOver curtseys
@It'sOver You.. uh ... you...
You essentialist!
Hah!
Wait...
You word user!
That should stop things.
 
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:O
Flagged.
 
Mitch
Mitch
1:55 PM
@It'sOver dammit
sulks
 
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You cannot escape the claws of justice!
 
Mitch
Mitch
Did you hear about the airplane that overshot the runway in ... that city.
 
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Unless they're really big and you slide away
@Mitch Yeah it was nice.
Mildly negative incident
The news is filled with a most-probably doomed impeachment, an 80 death toll virus, and celebrity helicopters crashing.
So it was a refreshing change
 
Mitch
Mitch
@It'sOver Same here.
 
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Is it just me, or are helicopters crashing way more often than airplanes?
 
Mitch
Mitch
1:59 PM
@It'sOver In the sense that it could have been but was not a tragedy
@It'sOver There was another helicopter crash?
 
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Well a while ago, I mean.
Considering, I think, they're way fewer than planes, and they fly low
 
Mitch
Mitch
Yeah, I don't know what data you're seeing, but I wouldn't be surprised. Everybody wants a personal flying car, but if that happens people will be dying left and right.
Rules of the road? There aren't even roads.
And then even if you survive crashing into one another, you have a hundred yard drop to the top of someone's house.
or pavement
and then get run over by a much much safer car.
and then the cats come over to get the remains.
 
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And dolphins
 
Mitch
Mitch
If it were over water, yes, it would be those dolphin bastards
Dolphins ain't that smart.
I don't see them building underwater pyramids, or developing underwater antibiotics.
They don't even have underwater fire.
I don't want to say they're total idiots, but if I'm being honest, yeah, they're total idiots.
 
 
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RegDwigнt
RegDwigнt
10:35 PM
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Q: What's the word for blindly conforming to another culture and lowering your quality of life?

v_i_mWhat is the best word to describe the following behavior? Take a random Eastern European citizen who always hates his country, complains a lot back home, but is blindly willing to drop his quality of life in western European countries. Examples: in their own country, they live alone, in wester...

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Well, someone's got a peeve with them pesky Eastern Europeans.
Especially random Eastern Europeans. Them's the worst.
 
tchrist
tchrist
10:55 PM
I saw that.
 
Cerberus
Cerberus
11:09 PM
@RegDwigнt Bleh.
If anything, Eastern Europeans often seem more patriotic, not less!
 

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